>If i dont have my coffee of a morning, i just cannot function lol!!!!!
>You don't drink coffee? How do you survive?
>I've only had 4 coffee's today, I'm doing great
>Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee
>Ugh, there was a line at Dunkins this morning
Why do you keep drinking the caffeinated jew? Stop this fucking madness.
Even worse, coffee has now become synonymous with productivity, that dude who chugs down 10 coffees a day is now the most respected worker in the office.
Ephedrine and Caffeine help kill my appetite and keep me alert, useful when you work in a lab/go to class from 9-7 every day without eating until dinner, and then reading papers/studying/shitposting on 4chan until midnight.
AHHAHHHAHAHAA YOU SILLY AMERICANS WILL NEVER HAVE GLORIOUS ENGLISH TEA HAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE FOREVER PLAGUED BY THE CAFFEINATED JEW #VOTENO
I stopped a few months ago, I was tired of relying on heavily caffeinated and sugary beverages just to survive the day. Now I actually feel less tired and groggy all day than when I drank coffee and energy drinks
Coffee is the world's greatest addiction, unless you have medical issues that would be heightened or triggered by caffeine consumption, it is stupid not to take it. The benefits outweigh the consequences by a large margin.
>inb4 shill, kike, et al
Caffeine is only a net benefit to your life if you don't have medical issues compounded by caffeine consumption.
>trying to give us the beetus.
Can't ruse me kike.
Coffee is shit and is being marketed towards teenagers and children, who's first thougt of coffee is an iced drink with whip cream and sprinkles. Tea is much better, and has many benifits such as detoxification and doesn't make my heart race.
I actually went from drinking coffee everyday to avoiding caffeine. Do you guys want to know anything?
And yes, just like quitting porn, there is a period you need go through that requires discipline but after that, all is good. Like porn if you drink coffee after quitting regular use it will effect you more but unlike porn only going back to regular use will effect you negatively during the next week.
I'm making a cup of tea right now
Should I stop to prevent the kikes from their dastardly plans?
This holy shit this. Every person important in history got the good drugs, stims.
Every person with depression or addiction is given the bad drugs to keep them under control, sris.
Ride the snake, being on some stims will improve your life and have you crush everyone around you with raw power. You'll get all the money and success you want.
I just finished working at a coffee shop part-time while I'm working on my degree.
Everyone in this neighborhood would come to this shop.
It really struck me how much people spend on coffee. Some people would come back to the shop 3-4 times a day, each time getting a different coffee drink. They could be spending as much as $10 a day on coffee alone. This isn't the worst of it though. We had one drink called the Cafe Crema. It was an iced drink, which had espresso, vanilla syrup, and a little half&half poured on top. A large, which people often got, likely had 300-400 calories. Get this: this fucking thing had FIVE shots of espresso.
I rarely drink coffee, but a single shot of espresso can brighten up my day/keep me focused for 2-3 hours. I can't imagine what 5 shots does to a person. Our large iced Americanos also had 5 shots. It blows my mind.
People are way too addicted to this shit. I try to stay away from any highly addictive product. Not just for the health reasons, but the cost for these products ends up taking a good chunk of your pay. A good bottle of water is enough to keep me going. Hydrating keeps the brain functioning at a high level.
tldr: worked at a coffee shop for a year, ask me anything if you want to know more about my general observations
Of course this doesnt apply if you put 15 sugars into your coffee.
>whipping cream master race
get dat saturated fats, friends.
I drink 2-3 cups of coffee a day. No frappucinos or sugary shit, just coffee with cream. It allows me to get up at 5am, go work for ten hours, and come home and lift weights. I sleep like a baby every night because I don't drink caffeine for 5-6 hours before bed. It's the greatest drug and the drawbacks are nil.
I got to choose which shifts I wanted. That said, sometime I'd have to get there as early as 5:30 to open, which meant waking up at 4:45. If I was closing then I'd have to be there as late as 11:00-11:30 since we'd close at 10:00-10:30 and it would take another hour to complete closing.
>It allows me to...
I get up at 6am after going to bed at 2am, work 8.5 hours, attend college classes 3 days a week, and hit the gym twice a week on no caffeine, sugar, and hardly any gluten
I get much, MUCH worse withdrawal symptoms from caffeine than from nicotine.
No nicotine for a while? I just get antsy.
No caffeine for a while? I get migraines so damned bad I can barely keep my eyes open.
I'm glad that's working out for you. Maybe you're genetically superior to me, or maybe you're younger.
I could quit drinking coffee and see if I could still perform the same way, but why would I? I like coffee.
Wouldn't it be better to drink energy drinks instead of coffee?
sure, spend four bucks on a can of sugar water with caffeine and a host of other shit.
You can buy caffeine and ephedrine in tablets for next to nothing if you want to get bare bones with it.
Caffeine is harsh when trying to remove it from your daily routine, I might average 4 cups of coffee a month, now.
I weened myself with Diet Arizona Green Tea w/ginsing. It gives you just enough pep, without jitters and crash-landings. Coffee has it's pluses and negatives, (decaf or not) but it always comes down to how it effects the individual.
>Even worse, coffee has now become synonymous with productivity, that dude who chugs down 10 coffees a day is now the most respected worker in the office.
Because he is. Coffee does make you more productive.
I have a cup of espresso every morning I work. Days off I have hot tea in the morning. Just a habit. I am more concerned about my alcohol problem. I have a mixed drink before bed every night to help me sleep.
>Protects from cardiovascular disease
>Protects from diabetes
>Protects from Parkinson
>Improves mood via releases of dopamine
caffeine pills are where it's at. 3 dollars for over a months supply of caffeine without ruining your teeth.
I absolutely love good coffee, so much that I drink it black. Not even because it stimulated me (though it did), but just because of the taste.
But I Had to quit the roasted jew, caffeine just fucks me up too much. A strong cup of coffee is damn near like snorting cocaine for me.
Coffee tastes like shit. Plus it and all other stimulants are for pussies who don't know how to manage their sleep schedule, exercise, and and have a healthy diet. If they did, they wouldn't need it.
Right side of the road
captcha: seammin school
>Right side of the road
Driving on the right side of the road is literally the metric system of sides to drive on.
And you are posting about how if you do not have a coffee you cannot function and it dulls productivity. Well that is great and all, but why not FUCK OFF
And go post this SHIT on /b/ or /tea/
Caffeine is a terrible drug. The good effects from it (mood boost, focus, desire to work) don't last long if you use caffeine daily. Before long you're just using caffeine to avoid the withdrawal symptoms of not having it (aggressiveness, headaches, lethargy, nausea, etc.). It stops becoming a useful tool and it becomes a negative.
This happens to the majority of caffeine users. How many people do you know that take regular days off from caffeine to avoid that? Barely anybody compared to the amount of people taking 200mg to several grams of it per day in the form of coffee and other drinks.
People also underestimate the long-term health negatives of using coffee because it's legal, it's the same thing that happens with alcohol.
I've only drank coffee like twice in the past year. I can get up in the morning with little sleep and still be able to function and be somewhat focused.I just don't understand how some people "need it" to function.
>I just don't understand how some people "need it" to function.
Same reason people "need" their e-cig, or "need" a few glasses of wine before bed. Its another addiction for today's instant-gratification mindset to abuse
>12 - 16 cups a day
You're lying right? R-right?
I just sprinkle a trace amount 2C-E in my green tea every morning, since doing this my IQ has increased 30 points and my depression is gone, I also just got dubs which is a nice bonus
Ghost knows all about coffee.
It's a physically addicting stimulant. In regular users not having it means that you can't focus and feel very tired among other things like headaches.
It's the same thing that long-term alcoholics can't function without some alcohol and why opioid addicts need some of the drug to even eat or look normal. It's a physical addiction. It will produce negative effects if you suddenly stop it.
Caffeine isn't very strong in that regard, though. It's not like alcohol or opioids. Also, like all drugs, the effects it produces while on it and during withdrawals as well as the intensity of those effects varies from person to person.
Coffee has no effect on me and it never has. Seriously, fuck everyone. I don't know if it's jealousy or what, but it makes me mad that coffee is so popular when to me it might as well be bitter water. I wish I could drink something and magically be wide awake.
>Good coffee tastes fucking great.
That cognitive dissonance. Coffee is inherently bitter (due to being basic) and if you enjoy bitterness (AKA the body's natural signal to NOT consume something) then you are mentally ill.
>I wish I could drink something and magically be wide awake.
Too bad khat is illegal now. It was a great stimulant for getting work done and improving mood. It's short duration also made it easy to come down for when you're done working or need sleep. An hour or two after you stop chewing leaves you'd be baseline.
There's plenty of other legal stimulants out there. They're just not common and their health effects aren't really known besides the obvious pharmaceutical ones like ephedrine.
i drink 1 16oz glass of strong cappuccino each morning.
homemade, grind my own beans.
No doubt im addicted, if i go without.. have a huge fucking headache all day, that will not go away even if i have some later during the day.
What he's saying is that good coffee has other strong flavors in it that override the bitterness or make it so that the bitterness actually adds to their taste instead of being a negative.
Also, just going off of what tastes good isn't a 100% accurate plan. Bad tasting things can be good for you and good tasting things can be bad for you. Sugar and antifreeze taste good but are bad for your health. Medicines taste bitter and can be the only thing preventing you from death in some situations.
>you can get addicted to caffeine
>caffeine is bad for you
>raises metabolic rate
>easily burns fat at higher but still safe dosages
>coffee is fucking delicious
I've personally topped two whole pots, each with an extra fill from a large coffee cup, totaling to about 34 cups of coffee. Of course I brewed it at home so this wasn't even a dollar of coffee.
caffeine increases production, which we will need if you UNION whites cannot accept mass immagration
Fun facts: The wake up feeling you get from coffee is just you feeding the addiction. You felt down in the first place because you were going through withdrawal. People who are not addicted don't feel that down in the first place. And secondly, studies have shown caffeine actually restricts blood flow to the brain.
>Have you ever considered that you're imagining it, like a teenage girl?
I'm not that anon, but come on. Headaches when stopping caffeine is a well known effect of caffeine withdrawals.
Look at table 2. It obviously shows that headaches from stopping caffeine is a possible withdrawal symptom.
> Don't drink coffee
> Smoke a couple of times a day
> Have self righteous people who down up to 6 or 7 cups of coffee call me a drug addict
Pretty close man. I've actually talked with a certified witch doctor from Zimbabwe, and as best as I could understand it (I even asked my mom who volunteers at the local nursing home once a month) that when you take from the Earth you feel its energy flowing into you. When you've developed such a strong connection trying to sever it results in damage to your aura. The deeper the connection the more damage your chakra points sustain, which is why you get "tremors" as they're focused around your joints.
Those are double standards for you. People will rather point at others than acknowledge their own vices and do something about it. I drink 2 cups of coffee a day, a bucket of green tea and vape like a madman but I couldn't care less about opinions. I like it this way.
>Not replacing your coffee with an orange and a banana
That's not that much really, I don't even remember jitters that day. Compared to caffeine pills it's quite hard to reach the same level of dietary caffeine intake.
I go quite a few days without coffee frequently, thanks shaman Goldstein.
No cappucino is 80mg of caffeine. They contain anywhere from 150 to 400mg of caffeine depending on the beans and where you're buying it from.
I'm not addressing how addicted somebody I don't know is to something. I have no information on that and neither do you, so talking about it is pointless.. I'm just telling that other anon that caffeine can produce withdrawals and headaches are a common symptom of that.
Is that infographic where the sources are "wikipedia , 3dchem and company websites" supposed to support your claim that 80mg of caffeine is the standard for cappuccinos? Cappuccinos aren't even listed on it.
I have no idea how circle came out as certain.
Maybe I haven't had my daily Starbucks Mocha Frappaccino with extra Irish Cream.
I see you're not aware of what you're talking about, if that was the case you could have just stopped posting at
>I have no information on that and neither do you, so talking about it is pointless
>mfw I live in the same town as the Bigelow Tea world headquarters
Don't get me wrong, tea is good shit, but sometimes you need to wrench the eyelids open.
Personally I hate coffee. I can't stand the smell, taste and I hate the 'buzz' it gives.
It's worse when I'm out with mates and they all want a coffee.
>go to dome (coffee shop, they also do some ok food)
>everyone orders slim double shot espresso macchiato frappe with sprinkles
>waiter looks at me
>er I'll just have an orange juice thanks
>waiter acts all belligerent
>"I am a barista, why would..."
>"Then find someone qualified to pour a glass of orange juice" I interrupt
>the glorified waiter gives me a dirty look
>all my friends look at me like I just slaughtered a puppy and began eating its innards
>the faggot goes to get our drinks
>"b-but anon...don't be rude to the barista, he won't make our coffees properly"
I. Hate. Coffee shops.
>tfw Amerilard who drinks tea
I suppose I don't drink it for the energizing effect but more to relax.
>I see you're not aware of what you're talking about, if that was the case you could have just stopped posting at
You need better reading comprehension, anon. I said I have no information about that person's personal addiction to caffeine, not that I had no information on caffeine in general.
I PREFER TEA HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a shot, i guess if a ~shot~ is the same as 2 cups of the strongest coffee you ever drank
..no, 4oz of finely ground beans, wtfe that equals i dont know
i will however say, its not some negligible amount of caffeine ..used to put me into a sweat, and make me feel like i could bench press a car
now i can drink a glass, and roll over and go to sleep
i really need to quit, but the fucking headaches suck
I forgive you but please remember that above all else and in complete seriousness the Jews are our enemy, ????????
Then please tell me what a cappuccino is dumbass who can't detect any form of humor whatsoever.
..you...type like....a fucking teenager...don....'t you think.... this. is really annoying.. ..to, read...??
I love getting the speech. I've tried quitting smoking and you know what? Living in this world without any chance to relax and enjoy my single vice makes me want to destroy civilization.
I'll leave their coffee alone and tolerate it. They can stay out of the designated smoking area and leave me alone.
I love me some coffee. Nothing beats dragging my ass out of bed at 7 AM after being up way to late playing vidya and jerking off, then chugging a cup of coffee. It's good shit. It lets me function on trivial amounts of sleep so I can work all week without sacrificing gaming time too much.
I'll catch up on sleep when I'm dead. Fuck sleep and fuck coffee haters.
>hen please tell me what a cappuccino is dumbass who can't detect any form of humor whatsoever.
Why? The point is that it's not a standard coffee, which is what that chart deals with. If you want to know exactly why then go research it yourself. The difference between that and a regular coffee doesn't matter except the difference in caffeine content. Since he gave no information I'll just assume it was a starbucks cappuccino which is 150mg caffeine in 16 oz, not 80mg.
Also, the point of the conversation was about withdrawals causing headaches.
I'm sorry I can't detect a joke when it's not framed as a joke and I can't use any other information like your tone or body language to judge if it is. Maybe you shouldn't get so angry over somebody not recognizing your joke when they're trying to have a serious conversation?
What he's trying to say is either his sole experience with coffee was some Starbucks "coffee" abortion, or he's dosed himself with enough caffeine in his lifetime that small doses don't do anything for him.
I agree but I don't feel like I'm committing a sin when I brew 18 cups of coffee out of tap water. Tea on the other hand I have to make everything perfect.
Caffeine isn't even a stimulant, technically speaking. It's merely a tiredness inhibitor. One that stops being efficient once you get accustomed to it. Like some cunt said, coffee is a beverage that makes you fall asleep when you don't drink it. It only functions properly when you use it irregularly.
>he still doesn't know what he's talking about
A cappuccino is espresso, milk, and since we're on a pleb board you fags probably add a ton of sugar to it. The caffeine is going to come from the espresso and not the magic Earth aura.
Feel free to check the chart I already linked you for the amount of caffeine in milligrams for a shot of espresso.
To which I provided a counterpoint and your response was both that you don't know what you're talking about and then a blatant dodge of my point.
>I'm sorry I can't detect a joke
That means you have a disorder.
>shouldn't get so angry
>trying to have a serious conversation
>on a Cambodian claymation imageboard
Technically speaking, it is.
..please adopt a trip so we know who we're talking to friend, ...i can't tell by your use of 4chan as a Facebook chat client.
>Feel free to check the chart I already linked you for the amount of caffeine in milligrams for a shot of espresso.
Your chart shows the mg content of pure espresso. You don't think that's going to change by adding in as much milk as there is coffee? Do you not understand dilution?
>To which I provided a counterpoint and your response was both that you don't know what you're talking about and then a blatant dodge of my point
You still don't understand that when I said I didn't know what I was talking about it was in reference to I don't know how much coffee some random anon drinks every day. Seriously, you need better reading comprehension.
That is not a coffe. It's just mud water.
Pic related: a coffe.
I like it and it's more a ritual than everything else.I can function without it, i can function better with it.
Haha, says you.
I drank like 5 coffees and 2 teas today and did absofuckinglutely NOTHING during the entire 8 hours of my shit tier office job. Just sperged out and read about data science and software design. Felt fuggin great mang. I do this often.
>Do you not understand dilution?
Anon, even if you add an entire gallon of milk to a shot of espresso you'll still only have the amount of caffeine that was present in the original shot.
Are you drunk or something?
>You still don't understand
I do, and yet you clearly don't know what you're talking about at all.
Actually, speaking of reading comprehension,
>I don't know how much coffee some random anon drinks every day
The original post I responded to was about a guy who drinks that drink a day. What are you talking about?
less likely to have type 2 diabetes, Parkinson's disease, and dementia have fewer cases of certain cancers, heart rhythm problems, and strokes
>benefits of coffee.
It also increases muscle endurance; something I find useful as someone who lifts weights.
It's also, obviously, great if you didn't get enough sleep the night before.
Lastly, what the fuck, op?
Drinking coffee doesn't give you a reputation ror productivity; being productive does.
>that dude who chugs down 10 coffees a day is now the most respected worker in the office.
most people on that much coffee just start shitting every hour
i think he was most productive before the coffee and happejns to tolerate caffeine well
The war on coffee is coming only from the left of the political spectrum. The only reason the left is at war with coffee is because coffee represents the product with the highest profit margins in the US. Ohhhh corporation bad.
Fuck off. Coffee is delicious. The boost in energy is a complement to a healthy diet. My body literally burns calories all day long, and even moreso when I drink coffee. In fact, I'm going to make myself a cup of iced coffee right now.
I drink a cup of coffee in the morning, and then I have at least three but usually four double espressos during the day while at work. I shit once a day, in the morning before work. Coffee drinkers tend to eat healthy. If you eat like a moose, you are going to shit 10 times a day. I pee five times a day, I don't shit more than once.
I just enjoy coffee. It takes good. Some of my co-workers are porky slobs who sip on Pepsi or some such cola all day. They also eat the shit that people bring in to the office like the doughnuts and cookies. We have an espresso machine in the office. The people in my office who drink coffee are some of the brightest and physically healthy-looking people in the office.
I stopped smoking after years of it, and had painful bloating and digestive problems for a couple of weeks.
Couldn't take a shit, fiber wasn't helping either.
The migraines from not having caffeine were horrible, induced vomiting just from the pain.
Eventually cut down on how much I drank and now I don't experience it anymore.
I had no idea I was addicted to coffee until I gave up smoking.
So I gave up coffee.
Thats when I realised I was addicted to sugar as well.
So I banned sugar from our house.
Six months of feeling like shit. No nicotine followed by no caffine followed by no sugar.
"FOR FUCKS SAKE! WHEN DO THE FUCKING CRAVINGS STOP!!???"
( For me the suprising thing was that the sugar cravings I felt were the worst of all three )
Then one day a friend came by after I had had a particually stressful week. We went to a cafe. He offered me a ciggie.
"Oh well, might as well have a coffee and sugar with it, I can indulge myself just this once"
Nest day I bought a pack of smokes, some coffee, and filled the empty sugar jar at home right up.
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
>start training at a new company 8 months ago
>it's an old building they just bought out, we're the only ones in this giant 3 story building because we're the first
>trainer buys us a coffer maker from Target and some coffee grounds and creamer and shit
>coffee maker only needs 1 scoop of grounds
>some airhead puts 4 because "lol idk I just scooped some"
>half the training class looks like they're shivering
>I'm shaking everywhere, I almost collapse
>tell the trainer I have to go run around the building or I'll have a heart attack
>some other guys started doing push ups
>some women start pacing back and forth outside
>everyone's freaking out
>never use that coffee machine again unless I'm the one scooping the grounds in
>our faces in class
>get an internship at AT&T
>other intern is a complete dumbshit
>brings in an old coffee maker
>few days later, see little black bugs crawling over it
>thought they were ants
>they were baby roaches
>place becomes hopelessly infested within a week
Fucking superroaches. Stepped on one while I was taking a shit and it scurried away not giving a fuck.
got one for ya
>be working for utility company a few years back
>we always start early, usually about 0430
>enough time to to drink a few cups of coffee at the pre job before it gets hot outside
>i get scheduled a later shift one day because lol seniority, start at 0700
>sun is up, heat is here
>think nothing of it, drink coffee anyways
>about 15 minutes after my first cup i start sweating profusely and farting loudly
>i start scoping out the nearest bathroom, which is a construction site porta pooper next to where we were laying fiber
>hear my foreman laugh out loud as soon as i start that really gotta shit duck walk run for the mobile pisser
>as soon as i sit down this hellish sandy black mess spews from my haunches
>i feel like im going to launch into space, like the stories on /b/
>all the while im bemused by the mexican graffiti on the inside of the shart closet
>finish up and head back to the truck to get another cup from my thermos brand thermos, which keeps hot drinks hot
and thats why you dont stand around in the sun and drink coffee
I´m currently a student doing stressful science, and I can´t quit sugar yet. I´m gonna hit the bottom when I quiet, and I can´t do that right now.
But I so look forward to the day, where I can get my shit together.
I´m gonna quit sugar, especially fruit juices; replace it with aromatic teas.
Also no more coffee or milk.
I´m gonna quit carbs and alcohols and other wierd as fuck sugarstuffs like lactose. Gonna replace it with fat and fiber and vegetables.
I´m gonna trade the studyhours in for physical excersise or a physical job..
Goddamn, I look forward to it.
I know right.
Want something to help you get up in the morning? How about 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep?
Let's look at the daily workweek schedule. You work 9 to 5, in our shitty society most people take longer than 15 minutes to commute so let's assume you start commuting at 8, you need an hour to get ready so you wake up at 7, that means you need to go to bed at 22:30 at the latest to get a good margin of error.
How does this affect your social life? You don't need to party every night, only Friday and Saturday night. If you go out for drinks during the workweek, usual closing times are coincidentally 22:30, so it hardly has any impact. It is a myth that you can only pick 2 out of 3 things, success in work, a social life, 8 hours sleep. You can have all 3 if you're not stupid.
The half life of caffeine is ~6 hours, which means in a typical 16 hour day ~16% of the caffeine in your morning coffee is still in your system by the time you're trying to go to sleep, the more coffee you have and the later you have it the worse it gets. A coffee at 7, a coffee at 11 and a coffee at 1 PM will leave you with ~79% of the caffeine from 1 cup of coffee in your system, the equivalent of having a coffee 2 hours before you go to sleep.
Caffeine releases cortisol, the stress hormone, and stress is the leading cause of neuroses and irrational behavior, as well as just generally being unpleasant and lowering your quality of life.
>Why do you keep drinking the caffeinated jew? Stop this fucking madness.
I wish I could drink coffee. I crave the taste of it, the power if gives, the glorious smell of it.
Fucking digestion. Fucking ulcers. Fucking gastritis. Fucking GERD. Fuck everything.
I'd chop off my dick if it would fix my stomach, not joking.
>Even worse, coffee has now become synonymous with productivity, that dude who chugs down 10 coffees a day is now the most respected worker in the office.
Well, statistically speaking, this isnt wrong.
This is easily proven wrong by having a person who doesnt feel coffee drink some coffee when he is tired and sleepy.
He isnt feeding his non existing addiction, yet he still gets more alert and concentrated.
Second hand smoking exists. Second hand coffee drinking doesnt exist.
I can get lung problems from being around a smoke, I dont get stomach problems from being around a coffee addict.
These arent double standards, the two cases are notably different.
>STEM Master student
>drink 1 cup of coffee when it's cold during semester, or when I sit down with friends to chit-chat
>can and usually go weeks without a coffee
>drink one or two cups when studying
>get to uni early to chill and re-read stuff, drink one coffee
>half an hour before the final, drink another
>dat there concentration, memory and energy boost
>after the final chill, drink a beer with friends and get off cofee
>day after the final do jack shit, chill, feel maybe a tad bit tired because of all the studying and maybe a bit because of no more coffee intake
>next day same old shit
shit niggas, everything in moderation and control.
You can drink alcohol, smoke pot, drop acid, drink coffee and shit as long as it's in moderation and you keep tabs on how much do you need it and how much are you taking.
Coffee is fucking awesome
You literally know no people who talks or acts like this
This is just bullshit you hear and assume is correct
Coffee grows in america
America is freedom
You hate coffee
You fucking hate freedom
Go back to the gulags you fucking commie faggot.
You are literally complaining over a drink
>things that matter
>A fucking drink
>A native plant to the two connected supercontinents of freedom. Freedom in the north and freedom coming to a town near you south america
Coffee isnt the caffeine jew. Your a fucking faggot commie who cant handle a cup of freedom
I've been doing this for years, plus it's healthy. Too tired? Get your priorities straight and work done, and go to bed on time. You'd be suprised how alive you feel and for me it helps with immunity. I was sick once last year and it's usually when I work too much and don't give myself enough rest.
Here i have a video for you faggot
Now this is some realllllly heavy shit and I hope you can understand how complex this shit is
It fits in with your neet lifestyle
I have multiple sclerosis.
It along with other stimulants are the only things keeping me from drooling and waiting for death quietly in a dark room for the next few years.
However I'd strongly recommend most people don't drink more than a pot of coffee over the coarse of two days by yourself. It's a bad habit and it drains the shit out of your adrenal glands. You'll lose all the health benefits and gain a whole lot of health problems.
>Standing in line at a coffee shop
>2 american chicks (this was it britbong) in front of me
>Overhear one saying "OMG im so addicted to coffee I can't even think straight before I drink one"
>The other one goes "I know, right?!"
>Their turn to order
>One orders camomile tea the other orders a decaf somethingchino"
They can't be serious? I'll tell you addiction. I drink two pots of french press coffee with 8x more grounds than recommended and 2 cups of tea as well. In one day.
I still sleep 12 hours a day. Without coffee Id be in a coma. I remember as a kid sleeping 36 hours pretty often but I'm 26 now and people think I look 16 years old still. So fuck it. Biology made me a beautiful freak of nature.
Also I'm mixed North and South European so I guess it was bound to have some consequence. With some snow nigger in me too.
Coffee is good for you and provided you aren't a fucking retard you can and should make some from yourself, buy good quality coffee and not drink it before it interfers with your ability to get some sleep
A little clicks away fucko
I'm officially the CIDF ITT and everyone that calls us out is obviously a tea-drinking faggot inbred brit that probably takes brown dick up the ass
So exactly how much coffee does one need to actually be able to feel it?
I don't drink energy drinks/anything with caffeine.
Maybe Once a month I'll have a coffee.
Does fucking nothing for me. 2 heaps spoons of coffee and I could fall asleep after if I wanted.
You can do more with caffeine.
That obviously stress you out, it's part of the deal.
The 10 coffees a day guy is respected, probably because more productive. He might be addicted to work, but that's not caffeine fault.
>mfw Italians consume coffee like water, still lazy as fuck.
My great uncle drank coffee all day long, didn't even count cups. When he was bed ridden with a nasty leg injury my mom got stuck making his coffee. He asks her, "You know how I like my coffee?" My mom answers, "Same as your women, hot and black."
My great uncle was in the Klan.
I used to drink a lot of coffee, like 5-6 cups a day. Until two weeks ago I decided to curbstomb my addiction. The entire week I was grumpy, terrible headache and felt really sleepy.
Now I sleep better, my headache is gone, I feel more energetic and my cum tastes better.
Funniest thing is that all researchers agree that left side driving is more natural for most of the population.
Most of the people are right handed, and so, its more natural for them to pass others (people or cars) on their right hand side.
Also many people drive using one hand, while the second one is on the gear stick. Safer would be to use the dominant hand on the drive wheel.
But hey, betamax was better than VCR and that did not help it.
AMERICAN COFEE IS 100% SHIIIIIT
CHOICES FOR COFEE WHEN I WENT TO AMERICA:
-COFFEE FROM THE MACHINE WHICH BASICALLY TASTES LIKE CAR OIL, ONLY TRUCK DRIVERS THAT NEVER SLEEP WOULD DRINK THIS
-STARBUCKS 'COFEE' WHICH BASICALLY IS A 2500 CALORIE MILKSHAKE WITH 1 SPOON OF COFFEE SO AMERIFATS GET THEIR DAILY 10 KGS OF SUGAR
YOU WANT FRAPPE? YOU WANT FREDO ESPRESSO WITHOUT A MILKSHAKE ON IT? YOU WANT THIS BASED COFEE RIGHT HERE?
FUCK YOU THIS IS MURICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yes i'm mad i just got back from tha us
So what you're saying is that you tried the two worst examples of coffee in the US and think you can judge the other hundreds of sources of it?
A random coffee machine and a fast food place that serves coffee aren't going to have good quality coffee. You need to stop being lazy and make it yourself.
Are you trying to be funny m8 i make 4-5 frappes a day here
And i worked in a cafeteria (actual cafeteria where people come to be lazy niggers playing bagammon for hours not the ' i take my laptop and be a fagget while drinking sugar shit because im a little bitch') all day making freddo espressos and freddo capucinos and fuck you i've made enough coffee now get places that can make proper coffee.
What's funny is that you have a name for those people that can make coffee (baristas kekekeke) as if it is difficult to do
How much do you pay them? Here you get paid 25/8 hours for this job
DAILY REMINDER THAT IF YOU DON'T DRINK ESPRESSO YOU'RE NOT DRINKING COFFEE
>drinking non-alcoholic beverages except for water as a white man
Stay culturally enriched.