So this just got posted up at my college, what are your thoughts /pol/? Do you think it seems a bit silly?
>Do feminists really want men to dress up as them?
This faggot never did 100 burpees in full pads on a hot turf field during 100 degree weather. He doesn't know how comfortable athletic shorts and a dri-fit shirt is after such intense shit.
Fucking pussies. They try to outlaw adversity in a shit attempt to make everyone limp-wristed like them.
>not dressing up as duke nukem, the greatest feminist and liberator of women
>they can't find any real feminists so they have to dress up and pretend they are
If feminists are so obsessed with strength why don't any of them lift?
Buy a couple dozen boxes of these. Distribute around the room, party won't last long after that.
Simple, but effective.
Dress up as pic related if you can find a Bayo.
You know how they say that "Behind every great man, is a great woman"? I'm inclined to believe that's true, and that the opposite is true.
IE. gender roles are necessary for people of either gender to be great people.
>dress up as conan
>will still suck your dick
win win situation right there
>OP is black
You can dress up as anything you want. You can't trigger them. They will bend over and let you fuck all of them because they want your enrichment stick. Have fun fucking all those landwhales.
Oh your black. This makes things interesting.
Or you should just say your a rapist. That should get some fun reactions.
Or you can build your own KKK uniform do impressions all night then when the party is about to end flip your shit on them for laughing about racism because its srs business.
That one actually interests me a lot. I could walk in with a Jersey covered in blood or something.
The Klan one too. I'd love to dance around in a Klan outfit all night watch them go nuts. Then if security shows up I'll tell them I'm a ghost
Don't think the rape one is a good idea here. Security on my campus is serious
I just had a wonderful lightbulb go off in my head. Tuis one works solo or if you can get some like minded brothers to do this one too: Malcolm X and his nation. You talk about how he was a strong figure. Any black female feminists there, you just go up to them and ask them "My sister, why are you involved in the white woman's movement when our brethren suffer worse injustice?" and shit like that. Start a feminist race war on your campus.
>Dress like a feminist
>wear tons of makeup
>have +200 extra lbs of fat just floating around
Am I missing anything?
Look at it this way, I've been here a bit too long. I've made friends with racists that have hate blacks with a burning passion just by making them laugh. Plus I've had experiences with feminists/sjws that have just ruined my day. Example:
>Friends and I are making fucked up jokes in our college lounge
>Friend (John) makes a black joke directed at me.
>We all laugh
>Angry SJW/feminist appears
>YOU RACIST ASSHOLE! YOU NO IDEA WHAT HE'S BEEN THOUGH. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO MAKE COMMENTS LIKE THAT
>I explain that I'm not offended
>You don't have the right not to get offended! He's treated you like shit for years!
>I trying to reason with her.
>She points at my friend
>"SHAME ON YOUR RACIST ASS
>She storms off
The next day another one told me that it doesn't matter if something racist happens to me, because I'm a black man and not a woman
I've had it with them at this point.
Interesting idea, but there's a black panter movement on the school as well. Its also weird because one of the feminist leaders of the "feminist club" is a "rasta" looking black guy. Looks just like Bob Marely
Even better! If they deny your entry or throw yoy out, you get the Panthers! You can do this OP. But make sure you do your reasearch in case rasta marley cuck faggot tries to school you on how feminism helps the black man.
I feel like you guys want me cause something like this to happen, but I don't know if I have enough "black power" to pull off this shit storm. /pol/ seems to worship this video
Oh well I guess black nationalist is out then.
I'm still thinking OJ is the best bet.
Make sure costume is complete with bloody knife and black that doesn't fit. Spend the whole time going on long rants about how you didn't kill that white woman but if I had this is how I would have done it.
Make sure to go into detail and bonus points if you say that white women are treacherous sluts that deserve what they get.
>"nothing strange here, colleges do this stuff all the time as a front for drinking and smoking weed"
>bonus points if you say that white women are treacherous sluts that deserve what they get
Jesus, that comment alone would cause a storm.
You guys sound like you want to start up that "Whitepeoplecan'tberaped" hashtag again.
Fried chicken actually tastes nasty to me. Don't know why but it always gave me stomach problems
I still don't get what they were trying to accomplish though. Were they trying to take "their" civil right movement back? Saw that it the comments. Its all crazy as hell
Start a national socialist movement at your school, nazi signs and everything. But claim the swastikas are from your culture and you're trying to reclaim them from big bad white man.
>YFW all the liberals join you in your quest to reclaim your culture
>everyone at school is wearing swastikas
I wish I could have a black friend like you, we could do all sorts of things like this and get away with it. What state you in?
I'm in Jersey, but I don't if that would work for multiple reasons. But that all does sound funny as hell.
>the swastikas are from your culture
How the fuck would you pull that off anon? The SJW's are convinced that their was no evil in the world until the "white man" dragged me here.
Fine, if Malcolm X is too black power for you, just go as a black Israelite. You don't even have to go in. Just stand right near the door, preach, and insult the edomites often andbsay "Das Rite" a bunch of imes.
>If Blacks can get people to believe Mozart was black and Egypt was ruled by Wesley Snipes tier black skinned blacks,
Please don't me people actually believe this shit. Please tell me your joking anon.
>not going dressed as a strong female waifu
>those fedoras and say "m'lady" at every opportunity.
Anon I can't help but think that only going to end like this
The swastika has been used in many cultures before it was used by Hitler. It was used in India, Asia, (native) America and Europe. I wouldn't doubt some tribe in Africa used it, you don't even need I have proof of coming from that tribe, no one will question you and if try find out you didn't say you made a mistake and the white man is at fault for separating you from your culture and etc.
>become the hero /pol/ needs
You're probably right. I don't think any of these ideas would work as intended save for pranks like >>36952634 In the ensuing chaos daub crude dicks on the walls to claim your territory, then blame it on chads/betas/whoever.
Attention college freshmen
Halloween oin college is an opportunity for girls to wear the sluttiest costumes they can assemble and get hammered. Do not waste this event on a feminist party.
I think we're all trying to think of any other way to make them all feel like shit for being such whiners when they live such comfortable lives without asking you to dress up as a slave.
You can either go as something historical, or just be the absolute opposite of what they would be comfortable being around.
You could go as Black Dynamite and treat them all extra chauvinistically, because in all likelihood you could get away with it. At least for a little while.
It's really up to you to pick something you could be enthusiastic about doing.
>Go as Ayn Rand, I'm sure the cognitive dissonance they would all experience would trigger their heads to explode.
>ayn rand actually writes about independent women
>feminists hate her because she doesn't want to destroy men