proof from craigslist
DON'T YOU GET IT BROTHER THE TIMELINE SPLIT AT SOME POINT BUT THERE ARE STILL ARTIFACTS PRESENT FROM THE OLD TIMELINE
SOMETHING ABOUT THESE FUCKING BEARS HOLDS THE SECRET TO THE ENTIRE GODDAMN UNIVERSE AND I SOLD MY FULL COLLECTION ON EBAY FOR LIKE 400$ WHICH I THOUGHT WAS A GOOD DEAL AT THE TIME BUT NOW I'M KICKING MYSELF IN THE ASS BECAUSE I'VE SOLD WHAT'S POTENTIALLY THE MOST VALUABLE COLLECTION OF INFORMATION EVER COMPILED BY MAN
I SOLD THE MIND OF GOD, MAN
tl;dr we are living in an alternative timeline. Who knows how we got here, and stupid children's books tipped everyone off.
Someone link that blog that discusses this, I don't have it for some reason.
Was 9/11 some kind of ritual that brought us all here. Just speculating.
THIS IS SERIOUS BRO AND RELEVANT TO /POL/
THIS IS CONCLUSIVE PROOF OF REPTILLIAN INFLUENCE OVER OUR TIMELINE
DOESN'T BERENTAIN/STEIN SOUND KINDA JEWISH TO YOU?
COINCICENDE OR CONSPIRACY?
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
My favorite one was where Too Tall got Brother Bear to help him gas the kikes, and Papa Bear got all pissed off when he found out because Brother Bear was supposed to be doing his homework.
Wait a minute I always remembered it as Berenstein. Apparently it always had an 'a'. I searched around and many people remember it as stein and are mind fucked. What is happening?
So how do you think we got here? Did we die in our sleep one night or were we summoned here? What's going to happen in this timeline? Because it seems pretty bad. Also, what do you like of the simulation theory, meaning billion upon of billions of realities being broadcast beyond the universe?
REPTILLIANS CHANGED THE TIMELINE IMPERFECTLY AND SOME ARTIFACTS HAVE YET TO BE CLEARED UP
THE REMAINING VOLKISCH HUMANS STILL REMEMBER THE TRUE ARYAN TIMELINE
POWER TO TRUTH BROTHER THOSE GODDAMN KIWI BIRDS COULD NEVER HAS EVOLVED TO THE EAST OF AUSTRALIA BECAUSE OF THE FORCE OF THE WIND COMING OFF THE DESERT PORTIONS OF THE CONTINENT #SPREADIT
ELIMINATED IN THIS TIMELINE #SPREADIT
It's the Time Slip nigger.
After 9/11 our Time Lines shift back and forth. It's called the Mandela Effect.
Some people remember Nelson dying in prison. Some people remember the blood bath that occurred at Tiananmen Square. Some people remember Martin Luther King being shot at close range with a pistol by a crazy black woman.
I always said Stein - my whole family does.... the only reason we ever even gave shit about the books is because the name is identical to neighbors when a little kid -- this new spelling is sincerely bothersome, it's just off - it's wrong ... something bizarre happened, I no longer recognize this world, and this stupid book is one of very few remaining indicators
WE DIDN'T DIE WE'RE JUST INHABITANTS OF THE TIMELINE IN WHICH REPTILLIANS WERE CAPABLE OF ALTERING THE FATE OF PUREBLOODED ARYANS AT THE BEHEST OF THEIR JEWISH MASTERS
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THIS TIMELINE IS VALID IN THE EYES OF GOD BROTHER THIS HAS TRULY TORN THE NATURAL ORDER ASUNDER AND BROUGHT IMBALANCE TO HIS CREATION
Some retard wrote a blog about how they remember it being "stein" and all these people agreed they must have changed it at some point. One of the kids of the authors replied saying it's always been "stain" and morons theorized we must be in an alternate timeline where it changed at some point.
Basically morons misremembering things.
>reptiles are not real
Nigga you what
I'm more upset about this trickery
Stine, not Stein
fuck, i know what you mean, man. Time traveling sucks.
i've been through like at least 20 different dimensions.
Maybe you were confused?
HOLD THE FUCK ON. LAST TIME I WAS READING ABOUT THIS ON A DIFFERENT FORUM IT WAS ABOUT WHETHER IT WAS "BEREN" OR "BERN" AND NOW YOU ARE TELLING ME THE GOD DAMN LAST PART CHANGED TOO?
HOW DO I STOP TIME SHIFTING HELP I WANT TO GO BACK TO MY GENESIS TIMELINE
i CANT be the only one here stoned out of his mind reading this thread
i remember this from elementary school, lived in the white suburbs just outside oakland, and my teacher got pissed off when we drew it b/c she thought it was a gang symbol
yes, I went to one of those schools where you couldn't wear red and they had metal detectors that ALWAYS found my nintendo DS
I'm a loud and proud corrupted data rights activist, and find your wording to be problematic - if you'd like to have a discourse about data identity politics, or the unpack the agency of corrupted data in contrast to standardized hegemonic data, I'd recommend you educate yourself on the facts first. It's dedataizing to deny the integrity of all pan-data cross-dats, to oppress the differently-coded because xe calls into question the legitimacy of your debugged datriarchy.
system check your privilege, code-normative
>yes, I went to one of those schools where you couldn't wear red and they had metal detectors that ALWAYS found my nintendo DS
Jesus fuck are kids that little really 18 now, wtf
>Stain is now the 'official' version
I fear I am going mad
THAT'S HOW I REMEMBER IT. I'VE TAKEN LSD MORE TIMES THAN I CAN COUNT. ARE YOU TELLING ME THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT CAN REMEMBER IT AS BERNSTEIN HAVE TAKEN LSD? IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE HYPOTHESIZING?
NOBODY BUT THE REPTILLIANS UNDERSTANDS WHY
IT'S THE SYMBOL WHICH REPRESENTS THE INFINITE POSSIBLE TIMELINES AND THE POSSIBILITY OF SLIDING BETWEEN THEM
IN DRAWING THE SYMBOL WE LEND STRENGTH TO THE EGREGORE WHICH GOVERNS THE PATH WE WEAVE THROUGH THE POTENTIAL UNIVERSES, AS GUIDED BY REPTILLIAN HIGH PRIESTS
YOUR TEACHER WAS VOLKISCH AS FUCK AND TRYING TO DEFEND AGAINST REPTILLIAN INFLUENCE WITHOUT BUGGING YOU OUT AS A KID
I know this is forum sliding, but 8/8 OP, top bait.
I remember being told it was a Christian symbol being "S" for "Salvation?"
People drew it a lot in the late 90s/early 00s?
But then again Christians do that thing where say anything that's popular or liked is their fault.
Green Crack shatter oil and some platinum Grill Scout Cookies. Earlier, i had half a quad cheeba chew.
im pretty baked, bro
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT THE BERNSTEIN TIMELINE?
fellow LSDfag here, while I certainly remember 'beren' and not 'bern' I also quite clearly remember "Berenstein", we could be onto something
fuck, I'm tempted to drop another tab to try to get to the bottom of this
also, Nelson Mandela definitely did die a year or two back right?
POWER TO TRUTH BROTHER
YOU'RE NOT ALONE BROTHER RESIST THE CHILDHOOD JEW
EVIDENCE OF THE BERENSTEIN TIMELINE IS BEING ELIMINATED BY THE NSA AT THE BEHEST OF THEIR JEWISH MASTERS
Also remember three torched dimes. I was on a naval base when it happened approximately 1990. Not sure what base though I was like 6 or 7.
Likewise I'm from the Berenstein Universe.
It's just a symbol, to us.
Symbols have power. But to whom is all this power going to?
People only call it "Stussy" because there was a story going around that it was their old logo, which isn't true and supposedly has never been true. Could be the same thing as with Berenstein.
Though people often also say it's Superman's logo which similarly isn't true.
You know what the most fucked up thing about this thread is?
I think OP might actually be onto something. I mean, if you think about it.
No i clearly remember it as bernstein and i've not had any LSD.
The problem is in the Pineal Gland AKA the Third Eye. If your Third Eye is open, then you can naturally see past the reptilian lies and remember it as bernstein.
Fluoride, GMOs, chemtrails and aspartame will block your pineal gland. The LSD and Psilocybin aid in decalcifying the pineal gland, thus opening the 3rd eye. Only then, can one understand the truth.
Ebola is the only big difference I've noticed so far. I saw a post saying it's over 10k infected and growing in this one with cases in America even. Romney cut flights from Africa pretty quick in my timeline and cases were barely over 3k.
What other stuff like this is there? Stuff we remember clearly but others don't or it changed.
For instance I remember us bombing Iraq before the Iraq war in '03. I remember it being in the late 90s I think and I was the only one who remembered it.
YES. OH GOD YES.
WHAT THE HELL DID THEY DO TO US?
FUCK FUCK I CAN BARELY REMEMBER THAT DAY. the memory is hazy.
>Fluoride, GMOs, chemtrails and aspartame
LOL THE NAMES OF THE CHEMICALS THAT ARE ACTUALLY USED FOR EFFECTS BASED INFLUENCE YOU CAN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE AND ARE NOT TESTED FOR OR LABELED ON ANYTHING CONSUMABLE.
ANYWAYS, SOMEONE IS LYING TO YOU ABOUT WHO IS LYING TO YOU. WORD ON THE STREET IS THAT IT'S NOT REPTILIANS, IT'S HUMANS FROM THE FUTURE AND HUMANS FROM THE PAST RUNNING THIS SHOW.
PIC RELATED, GUY.
Okay I'm not going to google that YET because I wanted to ask something before I corrupted my knowledge.
Does that refer to thinking Mandela died earlier? Because when he died I swore it was deja vu, I thought he was already dead.
-Stainfags Prepare your anus!
> dad was in computer engineering since the Pascal era
> died not to long ago
> leaving behind a box full of floppy disks.
> I went through them with Active Undelete looking for pornography
> find [picture related] instead
>[-Stainfags get BTFO]
>Does that refer to thinking Mandela died earlier? Because when he died I swore it was deja vu, I thought he was already dead.
Same happened with the others. Now before you google it, tell me, is NZ north, south, east, or west of Aus, and by how much? Furthermore, how close roughly is Aus from the rest of Southeast Asia?
Man you gotta understand, the way things are now, are the way they've ALWAYS been here.
Causality is retroactive.
When we changed it, we didn't just change the future or the present, we changed the past too.
>Fluoride was confirmed a neurotoxin
>Chemtrails where confirmed BY NASA as a means to dampen the effects of climate change.
>GMOs along with everything else- Literally Everything will give you cancer
YOU'RE NOT GOING MAD
IT'S NOT PHOTOSHOP
THE ONLY LOGICAL EXPLANATION IS JEWISH-CONTROLLED REPTILLIANS ALTERING THE TIMELINE TO UNDERMINE THE ARYAN RACE
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
actually yes - my stomach dropped when I read that, because I absolutely remember doing this... I have a very clear memory from all of childhood, but only now am I recalling what you describe ---- very hazy, but I happened... it was a white bus, lots of metal, little or no padding/fabric in seats so echo, but nobody talking - the driver had a metal grid directly behind him ---- vague memories .... weird
Aus is far away
NZ is west of Aus
However I don't think I actually knew where NZ was in relation to Aus until I played EU4 (topkek) so this does not discount my memory of Berenstein
Guys, what if I told you the NSA is monitoring this thread right NOW?
Don't get disappeared.
Gentlemen now that I have seen the truth what should i do now?
Complicated story, friends with the Admin and i've known his no. 1 buttbuddy since I was a kid.
Y-you won't believe me, anon.
CONFIRMED MANY TIMES OVER BY COUNTLESS PEOPLE
THE BUS IS REAL
THE HEARING TEST IS THE COVER FOR IMPLANTING THE RADIO RECEIVER WHICH INFLUENCES YOUR THOUGHTS
THE ONLY WAY TO FIX THIS IS TO INSERT A Q-TIP ALL THE WAY INTO YOUR EAR AND MOVE IT AROUND A BIT - EVER WONDER WHY THE Q-TIP JEW WARNS YOU NOT TO DO THIS?
I believe that, and that psyops is mad that people are acting like they normally act and have to re-abnormalize it to attempt again to create a new normal. But this aimless chaotic dumbfuckery isn't bothering me. It's refreshing to watch.
So does the "Stein" mean that in one timeline they are Jews and in the other they aren't?
I don't know why nobody else realizes this. Quantum physics points to this so clearly but scientists cannot accept the truth until they have indisputable evidence of it. The evidence will come though. At some point we will find an irreducible time quantity to indicate the universe is in fact a simulation devoide of true infinitesimal quantities.
For those who doubt it. Watch this video and tell me that the "universe is a simulation explanation" doesn't make the most sense.
NZ is NE of Aus, more north than west
Aus is right off Asia though, right past Indonesia, is and always has been, you're delusional if you think otherwise this isn't a timeline change it's plate techtonics
I drew it because I thought it looked cool.
Also, you could make cool borders.
POWER TO TRUTH BROTHER
THE POWER OF THE ANCIENTS IS ONLY GRANTED TO THOSE WHO SEVER TIES WITH THE CORPOREAL
ONLY THOSE IN DIRECT CONTACT WITH THE DEAD CAN PERCEIVE A FRACTION OF COSMIC TRUTH, WHICH SHIFTS CONSTANTLY BASED ON THE MATRIX OF FATES WOVEN BY THE MULTIVERSE
YOU CANNOT KNOW IN THIS LIFETIME
Oh fuck. It makes sense now, tears are actually running down my face
You've already mastered time manipulation?
So far i've shifted dimensions and time but not by my own volition. Something seems to be creating these slips in time/space. But i haven't yet factored in my subconscious into the equation yet.
I'm glad you can't.
It is possible to remote view (such as clairvoyance), and see the past (this is something else, I don't know the name of it), but it's only a record or log of sorts the universe keeps. The past doesn't exist anymore, and can't be communicated with.
My mom is a 1st grade school teacher and always remembers is as "stein"
when i told her that there was a reality glitch that changed it to "stain" she didint believe me till i took out one of the old books we had of em and she was mind fucked.
>fuck man.. I'm pretty sure my grandpa's collection had cp at one point..
>but alas I threw them away years ago
would you really get off to pics of yourself getting molested anyway?
>cursive e and a are similar and the overlap of information creates a false memory
ITT: people try to get me to believe that time travel to the past is real
Have there been recent changes?
I saw "Edge of Tomorrow" this summer and now it's been called "Live. Die. Repeat."? That was a marketing line for it, but not the name of the movie. I don't get why they changed it.
should i take some indica, sativa or hybrid for this thread?
For the love of Christ, I've always known it as Stain because I was angry and confused how the cartoon pronounced it "STEEN'. Stop this self-delusion, it makes /pol/ look bad and it slides important threads off the front page.
Nope, not other than my mom's druggie friends saying strange things while they were high, but this sums up this thread and my reaction: >>37759011
Your subjective reality must be awesome if you believe time travel is for real.
C'mon now, don't lie to me.
You were in the grocery store.
He walked up, said a single sentence, then walked away...
Think hard... you were maybe six years old...
He struck you as oddly familiar, even though you hadn't seen him before.
You looked into his eyes.
They were the same colour as yours. ;)
Ok this is odd. I have very hazy memory of being Canadian in the mid 1900s but I have always lived in the US. Its like a memory from a past life. What the hell.
Did anyone see that one movie where every night the city (controlled by aliens) is shifted into a new reality and no one realizes whats going on? It was always night time and people were given new memories and roles in society with each shift.
Is the matrix real, or does this go beyond that?
>parents keep saying "barren steen bears"
>show me a book
>they read it to me
>this goes on for years
> keep hearing barren steen
>start to decipher the squiggles in the pages
>can't quite make out the scribbles on top
>but i do know enough to know it says boronstein
>suddenly an autist on the internet tells me it's spelled bereinstain
>absolutely lose my shit
Wait a minute, why isn't George W. Bush dead?! He was killed by an American who lost his son in Iraq in '07, right?!
do you remember the bus being backlit by really bright white light? but only the exterior - all interior illumination was ambient ---- but light was cold, like a cloudy day, grayish light, but very strong / all from the rear
I always knew these bears would be part of the bigger picture.
WE ARE ALL LIVING IN THE SAME REALITY
ALL OF OUR MEMORIES ARE SHARED ON SOME BASIC LEVEL
THE GROCERY STORE MAN IS AN ETERNAL ARCHETYPE PLANTED IN THE MIND OF MAN AS A WARNING AGAINST IDOLATRY
MY EXPERIENCE AND YOURS ARE ONE AND THE SAME BROTHER
DO NOT LET JEWISH "INDIVIDUALITY" FOOL YOU
There MUST have been another shift tonight. Why else would we be having this thread. This is a new timeline.
They're up to something....
Nope. I don't remember it.
I wish I could remember something cool (you suggest similar to myself? you suggest someone whose eyes I would like to look into? a person like that died in 1945, his eyes were blue like mine, and his reputation is now of infamy), but that would be altering my memories and not being entirely honest with myself.
Something either happened or it didn't happen. This principle is so strongly ingrained that my mind doesn't do the whole false memories thing, and there's a strong distinction between fantasy and memory. Sometimes, however, I also just not remember stuff.
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS PHOTOGRAPH!??
HOW DID IT MANAGE TO CROSS OVER INTO THIS UNIVERSE?????
No it was after the gulf war. I lived on an air force base and was kept up all night by the bombers taken off and so was everyone else in town.
I remember "bombs over baghdad" was a song or phrase BEFORE the Iraq war and people thought it was talking about the Iraq War.
I just fantasized about an adult me and Hitler meeting each other, and me looking into his beautiful blue eyes.
No, what you're suggesting didn't happen.
>mfw this thread
you guys are seriously starting to freak me out
I've always been paranoid that I was in a bad world line or something because of little discrepancies in my memory
I want off the ride
I need a real red pill
Did any of you get in trouble a lot as a kid? I've been reading up on lobotomies. They say that literally hundreds of thousands of kids got lobotomies in the 90s. The strange thing about the operation is that you can be fairly unchanged as far as cognitive functioning goes. It mostly affects mood. I believe I was lobotomized as a child but I have no proof other than fuzzy memories of the schoo nurse taking me back through a long hall behind where the principals office was.
but the nose is simulating the simulation
Does this mean that they...
So is that why the smartmeter on my house...
OH FUCK!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Sometimes they used dentistry as their facade. They were supposed to be checking you for cavities. I remember it being there, but I don't remember going inside, I just remember exiting to the gym when it was over.
i remember, very clearly, being about 3 or 4 years old growing up in Pinellas County, Florida and hearing about the Sunshine Skyway bridge collapsing in the news and it being a huge deal and a bunch of people dying and them having to start building a new bridge in its place
in this timeline apparently it happened in 1980, i guess it was bound to happen at some point with the poor design of the bridge, and some liberal kike senator slapped his name all over the new one
I was a very early reader, and I'm probably older than most in this thread (born in 1984).
It was always Berenstain Bears.
I remember looking at the books in my 2nd grade book shelf and thinking that it SHOULD be Berenstein bears because it sounded better and was easier to say. My teacher even referred to the books as the Berenstein Bears books.
But it was always Berenstain.
this is how they read your thoughts. Don't you people see?
My theory is that they planted nanomachines in our brains. I believe that a good EMP blast to the head should correct the issue. But take caution. Since they can read your thoughts, they'll be onto you. Don't be surprised if you pass out sometime in the future and can remember what happened. They don't want you to know this.
It's not possible.
>there are souls, they exist
>and the universe keeps a record of the past
>but the past is gone, you can't go back to it and change it
However, some people are a bit dissociative, and speaking of the past as if it's happening right now happens to people who perhaps had to alternate their mental state to one where they could recall it, and the last they most used that mental state was during the time they're recalling, perhaps it's almost like another personality they have, then.
(and honestly, anon, which are you more scared of? 5-personalities or 2-personalities? honestly, 2-personalities scares me, but it might be what's going on in the spiritual head of someone I know well)
****can't remember what happened
No, people are saying they remember it being Berenstein Bears, and I'm saying I DON'T remember it being Berenstein Bears.
I remember seeing the covers and thinking it was a hard to pronounce word and it should be stein instead of stain because I knew about Albert Einstein.
You guys should have been around for the days of FOX specials about alien abductions. I watched a lot of that shit back then and I still don't like going out into fields under a big starry sky at night.
They did do some fucked up things in early 90s if I think about it for a while.
Maybe, but that's not the common point people make. Unless you're saying I'm some kind of native to this dimension where everyone else is displaced.
But then how would I have known something was "wrong" even at the age of seven years old?
aliens always have the best weed
I clearly remember sharing a bong with a Gray.
Mainly because I figure (perhaps incorrectly) that the less of them there are, the more complex and contracting they are if someone has a case of the dr. jeckyl and mr. hyde going on.
>what if.. my favorite other nutjob.. a ghost..
>could be fine one minute
>and then.. and then..
>aaaaahhhh it feels like knives in my heart the fucker is trying to kill me
>cause when I almost died of a heart incident it felt like that
>and it was after I challenged him to a fight
>maybe he was so distraught at being unable to kill me, he just..
>switched to a less hostile personality (himself as Hitler)
Now let me think about that for a min..
>Hitler.. died (1945), after killing Eva
>80s he was haunting something, I can't tell you about it!
>his soul fell into a sleep in the late 80s or so
>I interacted with his soul at various point in my life anyways
>his soul awoke from it's dreaming state and left the wires in 2006
Well, this was fun.
Nope, that's not how it works, but I'm not to tell you either.
>using the information responsibly
It's top secret, classified, by orders from.. God.
I think that's the issue though, people keep saying "stein". We all remember hearing "stein" but it's always been "stain" just no one pronounced it like that because it does sound weird.
>be me, 5 years old
>everyone is white, super strong ad telepathic
>ufos take me to school
>we are singing hymns as we go to the dentist
>waiting with my QT blonde mom and the dentist office
>see book on shelf
>"Mommy, whats a beren-STAIN?"
>room starts to grow cold and dark and spinning
>Images of fire and death and eternal suffering
>hear the dentist tell mommy, "the procedure was necessary, I knew too much, It was for the best.."
>I wake up in my room
>I can't fly or read minds, theres no happy clouds
>What is this only 6 inch dick i have?
>Turn on TV, so confused
>Mommy, whats a JEW?
>two strange men in my house laugh
>"there's no mommy sweetie, we are your gay dads, and you are our adopted son, and this is 2014."
>i run outside
>sprint to the library
>reach the children's section
>the dentist is standing there reading a book
>he smiles and hands me the book
>"The Berenstein Bears"
>And he tells me that's why there are jews in this universe