>>38155127 >tfw communism still hasn't taken over the US >tfw i will be killed later by the corporate FBI for saying this while typing on my electronic table that records and reports everything I type.
>>38156318 >tfw the GE/NSA has videos of me fucking my girlfriend taken by my toaster >tfw Monsanto-CIA electrified me in my electronic, motion activated water saving, music playing, bath tub for suggesting it was bad that the tub could spy on me
>>38155127 What the hell am I eating? My social security can't pay for this shit. Put some cloths on you fat ugly whale. If you are going to waste all that money on yourself, you could of just went to college. Pick up your trash you moron, I have to breathe. No don't put me in a nursing home, I can die right here in my house with my simulator. Fuck it, i am not paying the bill it's a piece of shit anyways.
Greetings from Mars. I own millions of acres of Martian clay and making a fortune with my automated mining operation. Yall back on Earth just enjoy all that socialism and feminism. I'm going to go golfing with Elon Musk later off the top of Olympus Mons.
>/pol/ year 2033 >After a Disney's spokesman revealed the remastered 20th anniversary edition of Frozen, the three screenwriters for the beloved child's classic took the stage to give a shocking announcement >Moments after taking the stand, it was explained that Elsa and Anna, the two heroines of the film, were originally written to be "partners" but were quickly informed by their sponsoring overseer to change the script so that they were instead sisters and not romantically involved >Though they were forced to make this decision at the hands of the patriarchy and institutionalized racism, the trio explained that they kept their heartwarming story as close to the original as possible, most notably in the end where Elsa and Anna's act of true love still saves the day, a part Jennifer Lee explained was crucial to the story's message to children >They also spoke of the remastered release having never before seen animated story-boards from the original script, including a never before seen Elsa and Anna duet.
>>38157704 Guys, quick help me. I'm behind on my interracial Black Male on White Female porn quota. I only need 3 gigs to reach my 2 terrabyte quota. If I get one more strike I'm going to the reeducation camp, and I'm scared, I've had cis-gendered thoughts as of late, and I know my brainchip has picked up on it. They will sex change me after the tortu...err I mean 'education'.
Have you heard? The Chinese have taken over California! Hilary sent our strong, independent, womyn army, but they were all triggered to death by the sight of a gun! I hope those poor, 99% gay, cultural enriched, trans, diversified, princesses of progress in California are okay!
Finally took out that white privilege interment camp in northern Vermont last night. You should have seen the looks on the faces of those SJW guards when we detonated the charges Next hit will be within the month
mann dis sum booshit lil whitey try to be all up on my bitch im like hell no! so i hit up da 5 oh an dat lil wigga n now he in for life hope da gubmint gon' gimme a new slave shiiiietttt these watameluns ain't gon pick themselves
>2034 >Islamic terrorists hijack an airliner and fly it into the world trade center >Country rallies around President Goldstein >New laws passed putting a thought monitoring device in the skull of every American but promises they will only listen to terrorist thoughts >Goldstein gets congressional approval to attack North Korea >Police officer murdered by black man in MO, country rallies around the traumatized negro. The president lets him have a threesome with his trans children and broadcasts it to the nation live on pay per view >There is no longer a minimum wage. All Americans make a standard wage, nothing higher or lower. >Tax rate is determined by privilege tables >Racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic remarks are felony offenses carrying a minimum sentence of 4 years but only for white men >Space program and all space exploration ended because rockets look too phallic and have been known to trigger people
Until my mother reported him to the thought police for Problematic Cis White Male Privilege, my sperm donor used to tell me about how 4chan was a magical place where men could speak freely and there were no niggers.
Funny how even though we've gone through 20 years, 2 and half democratic presidencies and spent almost 5 trillion 2014 inflation level dollars being invested in social programs, black people still haven't the mental capacity to post on 4chan!
Gee somethings never change! I have to go back to the surface now, the SocJus Enforcers might discover I have a contraband connection to pre-SocJus Revolution servers.
The caliphates of France, Britain, and Sweden shouldn't declare war on Poland just because they're Christian. We aren't in the middle ages any more. Surely The Libertarian States of America will help Poland out...
>>38155127 This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock manufactured in China, shipped by a Japanese cargo carrier and sold for low-cost at Wal-Mart powered by electricity generated by the local private power monopoly regulated by a local commitee for land rights easement. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a private water utility company. Then, I brushed my teeth with that water, filtered to standards established by insurance actuaries based on possible indeminty from civil suits against the water company. After that, I turned on my media portal to one of the unregulated internet streaming content sites (free of charge) to see what the higlhy paid experts at the Weather Channel determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by private space technology firms with cost-effective outsourced parts from China. I watched this while eating my breakfast food produced by a free unsubsidized market in commodities giving me the largest quantity, for lowest price and highest quality that unfettered competition can give and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by private liability insurance and a free investigative press and produced in a profit incentive system guarenteeing access and quality unheard of anywhere in the world.
At the appropriate time as regulated by the phone company and kept accurate by several inddpendent research firms and verified by private astronomical observatories, I get into my low-cost automobile that I selected from a robust and thriving international market in cars made according to customer preferecnes and not the by the whims of government bailout managers and set out to work on the roads built by private contractors paid for by investment in future stock of toll reciepts, possibly stopping to purchase additional low-cost fuel made in the United States and providing jobs in the unfettered gas refining and oil extraction industry, using competitive and stable tender issued by private institutions and printed by private credit firms based on the value of tangible commodities that cannot be easily inflated. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via any low-cost private pakage and mail carrier, like UPS or FEDEX, for next day delivery with a smile and drop the kids off at their private school paid for by property tax deductions and kept low-cost by healthy competing market meeting private demand for education.
I park my car on the street, paved and maintained by a local road maitenance company contracted by my local city hall, and use a bank issued credit card to purchase time from a privately managed parking meter.
>>38162594 Then, after spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the high cost of workplace injury lawsuits and a cost-effective private security force, I drive back to my house which has not burned down in my absence because I built it out of privately researched and engineered flame resistant materials, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the armed volunteer neighborhood watch and privately contracted town security firm. I then log onto the Internet which uses HTML, Java and world wide web developed by private innovators and post on 4chan about how Glorious and Based Rand Paul saved our nation back in 2017.
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