There was a thread a few weeks back about this, turned out to be somewhat insightful. I'll start:
>Contrary to popular belief, Canadians are actually the biggest shitposters on the board
>When most Australians shitpost they're being ironic. Yanks can't handle (or don't understand) the banter
>Eastern European countries can't stop arguing with one another
>Yanks can't handle (or don't understand) the banter
I disagree. euros get their panties in a bunch over any banter while americans don't give a fuck. swedes complained so much after flags came back.
>>When most Australians shitpost they're being ironic. Yanks can't handle (or don't understand) the banter
>posted by an Australian
You guys are also the most humble, understanding and funny people ever. It says so in the Bible.
JK. Don't you have an Aboriginal to call "sub-human"?
Btw that's banter (that you may not understand).
I've yet to see this outrageous Canadian shitposting. Is it a false flag by the Australians by any chance? Nice flag, by the way. I think I'm going to start keeping an eye on where this claim most often comes from.
>canada shitpost the most
>australia doesn't count, it's ironic funposting
I used to serious post a while ago, but shitposts from every country swallowed up the threads
>tfw shitposting chased away space elevator threads
Yep. For some reason the people from mainland europe lack for humor. Everything is super serious. Same is often true for the English (or maybe they're Scottish/Welsh, because quite a few English posters seem to get jokes).
Aussies that talk about banter are just not funny. People aren't not getting the joke, they're just calling you on being an unfunny poster that shits up the quality bantz.
Seychelles is a neat place
They have internet in Sri Lanka
There's a North Korean that posts every so often, around the same hour. Even if it's a guy with a proxy, what fucking proxy is in North Korea?
Swedish posters are often alright. They're mad like the rest of us.
South Africans need to be saved.
Uruguay isn't ur a gay, and is often on topic.
Germany is ok. Neither great nor bad., overall.
Netherlands has a weed addiction.
England needs help.
Now there's a whole new level of shitposting in that if you disagree with a poster you can point out shit in their country.
I'm not against it. I'm always for some good national shit flinging.
>Canadians are actually the biggest shitposters on the board
They're just fucking spastics.
Is it the low sunlight? What is it about Old Worlders and far northern places like Canada? Not all of them, of course, but holy shit so many plain fucking weird and autistic posts come from these flags.
Please stop, Canada, you're making it harder to be a N. Ameriboo.
You only need a few shitposters and it looks like an entire country is doing it.
Arm a shitposter with a bottle of vodka and a day of doing nothing and you will consider the entire country of said shitposter to be the worst on 4chan, especially if all they have to do when banned is reset the router.
The most autistic retards on this website in general are Australians. You'd have to be completely new not to acknowledge this. The given reasons why you're all so aspie is possibly your national mentality of isolation geopolitically and geographically from the rest of the world. That's why you're all so good at sports, you have fuck all else to do other than play cricket against islands and New Zealand. Civilisation however in the Northern Hemisphere, we actually have things to do and are relevant.
> possibly your national mentality of isolation geopolitically and geographically from the rest of the world
>That's why you're all so good at sports, you have fuck all else to do other than play cricket against islands and New Zealand
I'm done I can go to sleep now.
Scandisphere is just full of hot people, but Anglosphere is best at everything.
i'm 1 of the 4 different danes browsing this board, never seen more than that
>we actually have things to do and are relevant.
Do you mean that you, personally, are relevant, or that your country is? Or that you are relevant because of your country?
Or, bear with me on this one, could it be that you are an irrelevant person in a relevant country?
>Does Australia even make anything
We used to make cars. ;_;
We don't even have that anymore.
We could be the nuclear powerhouse of the world but our fucking soft cock general populace and politicians who keep giving away oil and uranium to India and China are fucking everything up.
>India builds powerplant #78, China builds factory #203 with Australian resources
>Western Faggot News at Nine: Stop driving your cars, the environment and stuff.
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
Kill yourself faggot
>believing in god
The rest of the Anglosphere dropped that a while ago America, get with the times.
That hurt, you fuck.
Hitler gave us a bell!
i learned that some Pierres are still buthrut about us
USA is filled with brainwashed morans that go as far as defending the nukes dropped on Japan and taking credit for all the good things Japan did since then because of the nukes.
There are a lot of smart people on the UK that actually try to learn about geopolitics
Canada is a shithole filled with elitist faggots that wont do anything with their lives.
We hold your Archbishop of Canterbury as first bishop, so obviously not.
I always wonder why there are so many greeks posting on the chans. Then I remember that most of uou are leeces on the system and have no job.
You can't pay them denbts when less than a third of your population pay taxes, Greece.
>India builds powerplant #78, China builds factory #203 with Australian resources
The worst fucking part is China is engaging in the same protectionism that we constantly get chewed out over whenever it is brought up.
You cannot get access to rare earths purchased or mined in china (china mines most rare earths in the world by far) unless you locate the factories that will consume those materials in China. So even if a chip fab/component maker or battery manufacturer wanted to re-locate overseas they cant because china is the only place to get a reliable supply of materials.
You telling me people that do this (webm related) didn't deserve to be nuked?
You're not living your life correctly
Reevaluate your life
>using "murrikans" unironicly
lol do you also spell America as AmeriKKKa? Stay mad you irrelevant nigglet
That's a dumb definition, the anglosphere is simply about speaking English and having some form of British culture. Your definition is like saying that Mexico isn't part of the Spanish sphere because most of them aren't white.
>not even brit
>still claim student loans, free NHS and other shit
Being foreign is great in this country. The only issue is that as a white male you have to fill in all these fucking forms for "equality" bullshit. Where I come from you get a job because of skill, not gender, sexuality or race.
Fucking retarded left hippy countries. From Belgium btw.
What's free-healthcare if you live on the biggest fucking desert island in the world where your babies are constantly being eaten by feral-doges? America is one of the most beautiful and geologically diverse continents on the planet, and you can easily cross the whole thing without fear of being killed by second-tier mammals or the culture shock of the taste of peanut butter. In the meantime please enjoy some American music, websites, movies, videogames, basically everything you entertain yourself with.
Is this the greatest shit post ever? Look at all the buttmad Americans and Canucks, Australians trying to defend our countries honour and all the other countries (that means you UKistan) pissing on each other.
>Live in a fairly busy area
>My work has an xbox in the main lobby
>Seeing as we deal with stock market, nobody gives a fuck about video games
>I decide to try it out whilst on lunch break
>Play alan wake
>Really like the game
>think its set in canada
>Another guy also thinks its set in canada
>People start sitting down to watch me play
>Everybody I ask thinks its canada
The fuck? Is canada just pine trees and comfy towns or something.
DO YOU WANNA FUCKING SAY THAT AGAIN, CUNT?
>That's why you're all so good at sports, you have fuck all else to do other than play cricket against islands and New Zealand.
>you have fuck all else to do other than play cricket against islands
>play cricket against islands
most Americans are a Celtic mix just like the British except they self-proclaim "germanic" ancestry
mainland/northern Germanics were less likely early emigrants and even today they dont like emigrating anywhere
British chavs colonized the Americas
>Canadians try to shitpost but just come off like underage xbox live griefers
>Australians are obsessed with the fact that they're Australian
>Americans are super emotional and when they try to join in the pisstaking they sound like the Navy Seals pasta
>Sweden gets ruined every time they post
>Us Bongs are generally pretty forgettable with a few funny ones and a few who think they're Danny Dyer and type all 'you wot m80 lad banter legend lad m8'
Being not Japanese and posting from Japan, I've realized every Brit and American replies to a Japanese address with:
NIP NON CHING CHONG PEARL HARBOUR WAIFU PILLOW DESU DESU >.<
And it makes me glad I'm not either.
Brits and Irish (moi) like to joke about how good at irony we are: But it's actually only East and North Europeans and the Irish who can do it.
Every French Man is racist
Argentina is white.
Canada is salty as fuck, far from excusing for everything.
USA is aware that they're not perfect and they act like normal people until russians pops out.
Straya is based as fuck, best laughs with them
Russians are constantly surrounded by a negative aura, I also never seen a post longer than two lines.
Germany jumps too confidently on the hitler bandwagon, which is kind of embarassing with all he did (aktion t4 and such). Besides that they're reasonable people.
Greece is full of commies
Scandinavians are arrogant
Mexico shitposts a lot
Spain do not consider us bros as I used to believe
>German attempt at humor
Colonials are all shitposters, ironic or not. Australians should be banned from 4chan altogether. They're incapable of ever being serious or on-topic, and unlike their Canadian brothers, they have a shitty sense of humor that only other Australians find funny.
USA and Germany have the worst solidarity, both countries have no shame about calling out someone with their own flag.
UK does well to keep up with its stereotype of calm, collected, and empirical thinkers. Until a Russian shows up. UK is also decent at subtle banter near Aussies.
Aussies are surprisingly calm and direct when not shitposting.
Italians are triggered by military threads.
Canadians are triggered by anything they can be envious of.
Greece does not give a single fuck.
Algerians and Libyans are surprisingly chill and sort of goofy.
Poland has important shit to say at times, but is written off.
Russians either hate themselves or pretend that Russia is an uncaring warmachine (this may be true).
France is either self hate or full nationalism. Sometimes decent quips.
Croatia is loudmouthed as fuck.
Serbia can say useless shit but make it seem important, sort of opposite of Poland.
Hungarians will back each other up in a heartbeat. And when Poland shows up they might as well fuck.
I've learned Ausfags, have no sense of the scale of the U.S. Seriously, they have no concept of how small they are compared to us.
> America = 319 million people
> Australia = 23 million (1/14 U.S.)
> U.K. = 64 million (1/5 U.S.)
> Canada. = 35 million (1/9 U.S.)
NAh man. Americans have been, and always will be the biggest shitposters. I believe the reason is that they are very self conscious about their lack of foreskin, it understandably, makes them anally pained.
Argentinians are probably the most retarded. Like IQ < 90 retarded. It's a wonder they managed to learn the glorious English language with such a lack of smarts.
>Eastern European countries can't stop arguing with one another
I think they are just brought up to hate, not only each other, but everything.
I forgot the most important of all: italians. Yeah I always knew that my fellows are submissive and spineless, but I would've never thought that most of the anti italian hate came from them. Disgusting self hating little faggots.
It was though. Japan would have never become a world power if they weren't brought into the world markets by the United States as a way of rebuilding their country and preventing them from being like Germany after the 1st world war: weak as hell and itching for another world war.
We saved Japan and you know it. You're just pissed that Americans have nukes and all you have are some Islands.. oh, scratch that.
>Flame throwers and napalm/white phos should be banned by the geneva convention.
No, they shouldn't. Only faggots like you who don't have the world on your shoulders are so anti-military.
If there's a time when White Phosphorus can be used effectively and beneficially in the long run (i.e. not against civilian populations you intend to work with), then it should be used.
America didn't only save them they castrated them. Not unlike finding a stray dog, bringing it home to live with you and getting it neutered. Did the whole world a favor actually.
Some Americucks will still call you illegal despite posting from the other side of the border.
Euros people don't understand gun control is worthless.
Sweden yes wasn't a meme and a good number of swedes who posted here were literally cucks.
>knows nothing of Japan's war crimes
>implying the guy who made Astro Boy and by extension all anime didn't credit Disney cartoons as his inspiration
We do because it's fucking true. Japan might as well be another state in the Union.
French people are OK
Mexicans are all aztlan shitposters
Canadians are the fucking worst, smuggest shitposters on the whole board. Australian shitposters are annoying, but just retarded. Canadians just act like cunts and think they're better for being an irrelevant shithole.
UK fellows near London are all shitpostinf cucks.
Irish people are angry,
Everyone in the Balkans hates themselves.
I learned that people from the UK generally hold the best opinions at international matters. I think that it's due to all the accumulated experience from years of ruling other nations. Also, while they appear snobbish, they are equally hateful to everyone else, including themselves.
>inb4 pay debt
Are you also happy that by doing so you've managed to kill Christians.
Arm up a bunch of Zionists (that then bombed one of your ships, killing your servicemen)
Destroyed the French empire and British empires last attempt at establishing stable democracy in the Middle East of which your nation has completely fucked up.
Have your pay checks syphoned off to Israeli's that use it to start wars with people your nation shouldn't be warring with. That routinely laugh at you gullible goyim.
All the while, flooding your nation with shitskins and Mexicans which outbred you back in the early 90's.
And I'm willing to bet in another thread you'll be claiming how you're 1/100th Irish/German because your great great great great great great great grand fathers dog's sister was from Yorkshire..
Yeah, I'm sure you're happy.. Let's hope no more of your towers get blown to pieces eh?
>chosen on skill
That's a thing of the past Belgiumbro. It's not with every job, but quite a few ask if you are from another race or have any disabilities (which gives you an advantage). Especially government jobs.
Every Non-Japanese asian nation says the exact same thing except North Korea, and their beef with it is that we didn't go even further.
I don't know where you retarded hippies get the idea that Japan wasn't a murderous fuck of a state hated by every one of it's neighbors. Ask a Korean, Chinese or Filipino what they think of Japan.
And though they make us look just as bad even North Korea backs us up on the nuke decision.
Besides way more people died in the Fire Bombing of Tokyo than in both nukes combined, I don't see any liberal tears there.
>Australians biggest shitposters
>Canada number 2
>US number 3
>Brits are all horribly depressed
>Swedes are either seriously hardcore Nazis/right wing nationalists or trolls with VPNs
>Turks seem mostly anti-Islamic politics which is good
>Balts/Slavs are bro tier and give good banter
>French are either rabidly anti-Islam or actual Muslims
>anyone from a kebab country has infinite patience because whenever they post they get at least three replies telling them to fuck off
>Spaniards enjoy baneposting
>Argentinians have a hard time because people spam them with >Argentina >White and stuff about the Falklands
>Brazil are huemonkeys but good fun nonetheless
and there is one Japanese
poster who posts always
like this and
fools me into thinking that
it is a poem. It is not
he is just a nip being strange
>Are you also happy that by doing so you've managed to kill Christians.
That what you'd do. We ARE Christians while you threw Christianity under the bus.
>Arm up a bunch of Zionists (that then bombed one of your ships, killing your servicemen)
They fucked up trying to get us into a war since we wouldn't give them a mutual-defense treaty. At least they apologized, payed the victims and victims' families, and then paid for the damage WITH INTEREST.
>Destroyed the French empire and British empires last attempt at establishing stable democracy in the Middle East of which your nation has completely fucked up.
No, you two wanted to conquer the middle east, we wanted to set it free. Sykes Picot wasn't our doing you backstabber
>Have your pay checks syphoned off to Israeli's that use it to start wars with people your nation shouldn't be warring with.
I'm all for that. They project our power for us since they're dependent on us.
>, flooding your nation with shitskins and Mexicans
Its better than making desperate people stay in Mexico and start a fucking civil war on our border (which Russia would gladly involve itself in). We don't need a fucking proxy war with Russian tanks on North American soil.
>you'll be claiming how you're 1/100th Irish/German
Not Irish but about 1/2 German
>Yeah, I'm sure you're happy.
It so funny to watch the back-stabbing british cry about us doing to them what they've been doing to everyone for centuries. Poetic Irony.
>Besides way more people died in the Fire Bombing of Tokyo than in both nukes combined, I don't see any liberal tears there.
Liberal/progressives cry for what they are taught to cry for, and nothing else
They are literally the representation of a campaign of brainwashing, the ones with the weakest minds show the most `liberalism`
My understanding of the words 'liberal' and 'progress' are completely different to these people's definition.
>We ARE Christians while you threw Christianity under the bus.
So that's why you arm and support a state that routinely attacks Christians?
That's why your nation wanted to arm Syrian rebels and attack Assad (who's been protecting Christians). You're lucky our parliament voted no on that matter, otherwise you'd be in there now, killing more Christians.
>They fucked up trying to get us into a war since we wouldn't give them a mutual-defense treaty. At least they apologized, payed the victims and victims' families, and then paid for the damage WITH INTEREST.
With your money that you've been handing to them since its formation. You really are that fucking stupid aren't you?
>HERE ISRAEL TAKE THESE SHEKELS LOL LOL LOL
>They project our power for us since they're dependent on us.
No, no they don't LOL... You project your own power by having so many overseas bases in the middle east. Israel isn't needed for that task, it has no strategic value, even your top generals have said this.
>Its better than making desperate people stay in Mexico and start a fucking civil war on our border (which Russia would gladly involve itself in). We don't need a fucking proxy war with Russian tanks on North American soil.
Save it for Amnesty international bubba I don't care.
>Not Irish but about 1/2 German
Course you are, which is why you're more than happy that they are kept occupied by your forces, why they are forced to swallow your TTIP, which is why they can't even breathe without the USA's say so.. Yeah okay anon..
But like I've said before, you are killing by proxy numerous Christians and allowing it to happen happily. Your nation was the one that stopped us putting the Israeli's in their place during the Jewish insurgency in Palestine.
You are the ones that allowed them to get away with Aliyah Bet, the King David Hotel bombing which btw killed US diplomats as well as German and Dutch diplomats.
Oh, and don't bitch about Israel's fucked up actions; they're doing EXACTLY what you'd do. They learned from their daddy and its us who are trying to de-britishize them enough so they don't cause more shit.
You faggots pretty much raised the Israelies on perfidious tactics so the blame for the Liberty is on Downing Street. Hell, you fucking used them to try to take over the Suez by making them play the 'bad guy' so you and fracne, playing the 'good guys', could 'liberate' the Suez from the Jews and Egyptions.
You fuckers are terrible parents and its good we ran away from home and never came back. Now quit bitching or we won't pay your nursing home bills.
>It so funny to watch the back-stabbing british cry about us doing to them what they've been doing to everyone for centuries. Poetic Irony.
You call us backstabbing? Oh like father like son eh?
Just look at what you've done to Mexico, look at the trade terms you've done with Africa and the Middle east, imposing far harsher trade terms than we ever did in our empire.
The fact you ally with Wahhabist Saudi's and turn a blind eye to their brutal shit whilst condemning Russia on pathetic little things...
No, we didn't want to conquer the middle east, the middle east was already under ours and French control.
You and the Israeli's wanted to control the middle east, it's why you've undone the hard work, infrastructure and peace that was there before you entered the region and messed it up.
So you can be proud of the Suez crisis all you want, but the reason for ISIS going around butchering Christians is on your hands.
Because you're happy with that. You like that, you like Christians having their heads cut off by primitive Wahhabist tribes. It gets that deformed, circumcised Jew dick of yours rock solid doesn't it?
You call my nation perfidious? We've got nothing on how treacherous your nation is. You even stabbed the French in the back after they bankrupted themselves helping you fight us.
At least we have some redemption and make an attempt to fix our mess.
You faggots? You just keep getting your hands even bloodier.
HAHAHA nah, it's the UN's child.. Not ours.
We tried to abort that disgusting nation in the early years.
You however, seized control of it.
Again, you are to blame for the current shit show in the middle east.
Go educate yourself.
Christian blood is on your hands, you kike dick sucking scum.
>That's why your nation wanted to arm Syrian rebels and attack Assad
Creating stability was more valuable than just protecting Christians. If we don't work with everyone, we'll have no one on our side.
Why don't you attack Russia for arming Assad and thus ensuring that only Daesh could could thrive in Syria? Oh, wait, its because an athiest government is more important to you than peace.
>You really are that fucking stupid aren't you?
Having power in the middle east is more important than being a whiny anti-Semite. Look how your empire died: you backstabbed America in WW1 causing us to get revenge. Backstabbing allies isn't a good idea when you depend on them.
You're right now siding with Russia against America AND the UK.
>No, no they don't LOL...
Yes they do. Maybe you should actually study geopolitics and international relations before echoing Russian propaganda like a little muscovite faggot.
>Save it for Amnesty international bubba I don't care.
No, you just know you're wrong and don't want to admit it. Ever since 9/11, we started to care about international relations.
> killing by proxy numerous Christians
Nope. We're trying to bring stability to regions that you and your Russian friends are destabilizing. If we just armed Christians, then we would be propping up Assad-type dictatorships. We want stable states, not dictatorships or chaos.
You and your Russian friends are causing the chaos. You'd gladly let Assad live if it killed every Christian. You can't let that Russian asset go because you're so fucking stupid. He doesn't benefit you or his own people; he belongs to Russia and Iran.
You brits became idiots after loosing your empire.
>Creating stability was more valuable than just protecting Christians.
WE HAD STABILITY.
YOU FUCKED IT UP! YOU DID!
The region was stable until you armed the Zionist hit squads that went around killing people so they could get a bigger bit of land.
Now fuck off. You backstab everyone when it suits you.
Just ask the French what you've done to them.
Don't take credit for the Scottish.
7/7 had you crying.
You're both shit, do you know that? Total and utter shit.
You think back stabbing in geo-politics is a bad thing? You think there was ever a place for honor? No. There never was, there never will be, the reason why The Anglo-Saxons have dominated international politics for so long is because we're the fucking best at it.
I'm not ashamed the Tories sent a bunch of Kikes and Frogs into to attack Egypt, you shouldn't be ashamed of wrecking Mexico for being a fucking shitty country.
Might is Right, and nothing on the earth can change it, it's not ungodly, it's practical, it's natural selection, it's reality.
Banter can be easily misunderstood, especially in text form.
It always depends on the reader and how he pictures the poster. If I said to you guys: "FUCK OFF!" some of you might be offended, where as it was actually ironic.
The thing is, you guys never get our jokes because you think we're being serious. There can be no comical undertone if there is no Voice.
>You call us backstabbing? Oh like father like son eh?
Yes I do and no we're not. You were backstabbers since you were a territorial empire that thrived on controlling others. We are a Hegemonic empire that thrives on working with others and controlling the oceans.
>Just look at what you've done to Mexico
Mexico has had more civil wars and periods of unrest than anyone. Its a failed state.
> look at the trade terms you've done with Africa and the Middle east, imposing far harsher trade terms than we ever did in our empire.
Free trade with the requirement of rule of law isn't the same as invading foreign countries, turning them into colonies, and taking their shit by force. You weren't nice to any of those lands and you abused them.
>The fact you ally with Wahhabist Saudi's and turn a blind eye to their brutal shit whilst condemning Russia on pathetic little things...
First off, they're doing that stuff in their own country. Secondly, the petrodollar is far more important. And thirdly, the people in charge aren't the main problem; its the various other people in that country who WOULD rise to power if we acted like you and killed our ally.
>You and the Israeli's wanted to control the middle east
No, we want law to control the middle east since law and order are prerequisits for trade and alliances.
>the reason for ISIS going around butchering Christians is on your hands.
Nope. Assad getting help from Iranians and Russians caused him to live when he should have been overthrown. Since we didn't help out the FSA as much as Ivan helped out Assad, he was able to decimate them since Russia wanted the FSA dead before Daesh. Quit blaming us for what Russia did. You're not going to get a medal in the mail from Moscow for sucking their dick. They Killed the FSA and they empowered Daesh.
>We've got nothing on how treacherous your nation is.
We don't steal other countries and hold them against their will. We just give other countries incentives. Learn history.
I think it's to what degree to what degree your banter is with Ameribros. We can bullshit just like anyone else does, we generally don't mind the roast like banter. What will set us off is
1. It at least has to be true. Despite what you may think, most of us don't like lies, even for the sake of comedy
2.We're, in general, pretty god damn aggressive in comparison to others. I can't tell you how many times I see Euro's saying "get with the times, US!" because we don't feel bad about a lot of things they see as being fucked up. The liberal phenomena that feels its way through everything only came about in rather recently, while white Brit girls were dancing with the Nigger about to go into combat back in the 40's.
>HAHAHA nah, it's the UN's child.. Not ours.
No, its yours. Sykes Picot (i.e. England's backstabbery of the Arabs) gave the Palestine area to YOU and the deal was made facilitated through the League of Nations.
All the UN did was rubber stamp it. Its like you're claiming that, if we gave Texas independence and had the UN recognize that, it was the UN that gave Texas independence. You are that stupid.
>We tried to abort that disgusting nation in the early years.
No, you tried to discourage people from going there when you saw the tension and realized you didn't want to give up that real estate. You then used Israel like a pawn to get your way.
>You however, seized control of it.
Finely you said something that's actually true. Israel is American property since we decide if they live or die.
It was Jewish land that Arabs and later Turks stole that Brits stole back from the Ottomans by deceiving the Arabs. That land was property of Britain who gave it to the Jews. There was no Jewish insrugancy any more so than sending a pest control guy to your house is a 'Chemical insurgency'.
Arabs and Turks lost that land fair and square. YOU gave it to Israel and WE are upholding that deal. Its their land now so fuck off.
>Christian blood is on your hands, you kike dick sucking scum.
Funny that a Russophile who's blindly defending the Soviets is accusing me of having Christian blood on my hands. We want stability, you want chaos. To you, the only Christians who should survive are your Christians (and you'd probably just label then terrorists and murder them anyways you atheist piece of shit). We want people to live independent and free from genocide; 2 things you feel are mutually exclusive.
Thank God we took down your evil empire. Go suck Putin's dick some more so you can be the first sent to the firing squad after you open Britain's doors to a Muscovite invasion.
Only one thing.
>You and the Israeli's wanted to control the middle east, it's why you've undone the hard work
The hard work you and France id in creating Israel in the first place. Don't even go on about the Middle East, you built an Iraqi nation that included Sunni's, Shia and Kurds that were dedicated to wipe each other out.
'Mericans can be pretty reasonable, until they start talking about geopolitics
Swedes here don't actually like their government's cuck policies
Canucks might be bigger shitposters than Strayans
Mexicans are permanently butthurt for some reason
Argies are passive-aggressive
Greeks don't care about not paying denbts
>WE HAD STABILITY.
No, you imposed oppression and stifled national self determination. You took over peoples' land robbed them of their political rights. You are petty opressers who used various countries as pawns. We are trying to liberate those countries within the frameworld of a New American World Order where people have peace and self-determination at the same time: something you'd hate since it keeps you from being able to oppress them.
>The region was stable until you armed the Zionist hit squads that went around killing people so they could get a bigger bit of land.
Its more complex than that and more parties were involved than you'd ever want to acknolage. Its their land anyways so the Palistinians don't belong there is Israel doesn't want them there.
Funny how you bitch about us killing your empire when you're such a fool you're falling for Russian active measures propaganda. Next you'll be claiming that reptilian zionists are using HAARP to control the minds of Iranians.
>Now fuck off. You backstab everyone when it suits you.
No we don't. Our system would fail if we did that. Unlike you, we're a hegemonic empire and thus thrive on peace and trade; two things that backstabbery wrecks.
Its like you're a moron accusing us of putting water in our gas tanks since you never left the steam age.
>Just ask the French what you've done to them.
Fuck the french. After Suez, they can go fuck themselves. Those back-stabbing asshole subhumans deserve to be wrecked by the Soviet Union. I hope they all get nuked to hell where they belong.
I wish people would come up with some new stock responses based on where people are from. Asking Mexicans for landscaping or garden equipment advice is always good of course but for Greeks, "pay your debts" gets old. How about, "is it true that it's impossible to render the English phrase, "wrong hole" in Greek", instead. "Sweden Yes!" is also old.
What the fuck is the Anglosphere? Why not call it the Saxonsphere?
And if all you have to do is move somewhere to say your genetics are the 'sphere', then why aren't we calling Britain the Arabsphere now?
>You think back stabbing in geo-politics is a bad thing? You think there was ever a place for honor? No. There never was, there never will be, the reason why The Anglo-Saxons have dominated international politics for so long is because we're the fucking best at it.
Except the New World has risen and its massive civic nationalist population doesn't need to use such tactics. We are more powerful and stable than anyone else and thus strategies that were necessary when you guys were dealing with equals are unnecessary for us since no one is our equal.
If you didn't take shit over by any means necessary, someone else would. We don't need to play that game. Only Russia puts up a fight and they're about to get nuked back to the 1600s. When they're dead, we will be unrivaled.
> you shouldn't be ashamed of wrecking Mexico for being a fucking shitty country.
We didn't wreck Mexico. Its a funamentally flawed an unstable country. Its wrecked due to its Cathlic leaning (urban) coupled with its legacy as a descendent of faggots like Simon Bolivar who pretty much said that the people are too stupid for liberty. Now they're just an eternal line of thugs and dictators held together by an evil Catholic Church.
>Might is Right, and nothing on the earth can change it, it's not ungodly, it's practical, it's natural selection, it's reality.
And we have more might than the rest of the world and we grow stronger by working WITH others instead of taking them over and using them. We have all the power and thus don't need to be back-stabbers to keep it. Sometimes its fun to back-stab back-stabbers like the Soviets and the UK but that's only because that's the only language they know.
Fuck off and die Ivan. The world doesn't need you. An empire covered in the corpses of innocent nations is an empire that must be nuked.
Your attitude that everyone is out to get you, which you use to justify fucking with everyone via active measures and tin-pot dependent dictators (eg ASSad), is ironic since its the very thing that is going to get you wiped off this planet. No one needs a paranoid power full of nukes and hostility for freedom and national self determination. Even if it costs hundreds of millions of lives, nuking the shit out of you would make the world far better in the long run.
You must die so the world may live.
>Ask a Korean, Chinese or Filipino what they think of Japan.
Ask a Korean, Chinese or Filipino what they think of Japan.
koreans chinese and filipino's are all souless greedy hateful subhumans, at least Japan is respectable and has an interesting culture.
I learned that Aussies are hilarious, Swedes probably hate them, and I love seeing the stereotypes for each country popping up.
Plus I have those "Well that's a new flag" moments in some threads. Overall I like them.
Is this the trolling of the century?
Good evening to you as well.
Why are anglo-saxon community suchs gays?
>Is this the trolling of the century?
No, its the truth. A world without Russia is an American world where peace and freedom will take the place of faggots like Assad and Khomeini. Russia's national security interest is centered around perpetual instability in order to counter free trade and foreign alliances. That's why they need to be killed: they rob the dream of freedom and peace from billions in order protect their failed state from the dissolution it deserves.
Quit thinking Russia loves you. In Russia's ideal world, there is no UK, only a balkanized shithole where Scotts, English, and Welsh all hate each other. Should come as no surprise if Russia had a hand in a certain referendum in Scottyland that England can't admit they discovered without compromising assets.
Russia would turn France against Germany (actually, they're already trying that) and all other euros against eachother. Russia is no friend of yours since they see you as a threat that must be balkanized and destroyed.
Their paranoia causes them to trust lies they know are lies so long as they come from government. In the UK, you see lies as a weapon to be used on an enemy, in Russia, they see lies as government-mandated truth. Reality to them is subjective and only the Kremlin can decide what is and isn't true since reality, to a Russian, can't be trusted.
That's why Peristrokia was so devistating: because the GOVERNMENT admitted that it lied about everything which caused Russians to believe the truth for once (since the government, for a while, didn't lie). That caused Russia to collapse.
Russians are like an animal with rabies: no matter how much you may love them, euthanizing them is the best thing you can do for everyone's sake.
Did you run out of heroin or something? Don't you belong in a dumpster behind an abortion clinic like most Russian kids?
>When most Australians shitpost they're being ironic.
Good to see the sanctions are working. I think we need to ramp them up until all Russians have eaten eachother.
We should, however, give food and weapons to the Chechen so they can have some hunting safaris in and around Moscow.
Its true and you know it. Notice how we haven't actually annexed the 2 big countries we took over? Yeah, we're a hegemony and hegemonies like peace and freedom more than land and conflict.
Replace Ivan with with Michael and it stands true for present time
70s were 40 years ago grandpa. Still believing this shit?
Considering this is /pol/ one should assume this is bait, but you can never be too sure
>In Russia's ideal world, there is no UK, only a balkanized shithole where Scotts, English, and Welsh all hate each other.
And in the USA's ideal liberal world, there's just consumerism, cosmopolitanism, individualism, multiculturalism and secularism - the complete death of tradition.
Frankly, I'd rather throw my lot in with Russia, or maybe even ISIS...
>Canadians in general are literally retarded.
>Britbongs are not as retarded as canadians, but still pretty retarded.
>The of lack of nuance is global.
>Americans throw the word "cuck" around the most.
>no one knows what a cuck is.
Canadians are without a doubt the biggest fucking shitposters on this board, no questions asked, tightly followed by Germans.
Swedes have an unnatural fixation of accusing anybody that disagrees with them of being anti-white.
Poland is full of lazy fucks.
Norwegians are generally stupid pompous assholes. Norway always has to deflect blame to Sweden for some shit, too.
Australians are funny as fuck until they start posing as SJWs and start posting porn everywhere, but New Zealanders are absolute cancer.
Mexicans are usually alright unless that stupid asshole who types in all caps comes along or they start speaking in Spanish to English posters, in which case if I wanted to listen to people not assimilating I'd go into one of the neighboring hoods and stand around listening to their beaner music.
Bahamas posters are fucking based, no questions asked.
Japanese posters are literally 50/50 when you're reading any of their shit. Either something they say is absolutely brilliant or just plain fucking retarded with a penchant of being humorless dicks.
French posters are alright.
Russians are amusing as shit. Fighting with them yields hours of amusement.
Americans are haughty, don't feel like they have to take shit from anybody and tend to end conversations with "Well we run this shit so fuck off," which is justified because we do run this shit so fuck off.
Brits are doubtlessly insecure and try to start fights with every American that they see and when they argue which country is better they just have to bring up the British Empire as if there's no reason whatsoever as to why they're talking about the past and not the present.
Greece will always, ALWAYS get posts about paying their debts but you can guarantee that the flag of the first response will be German.
Germans are just asshole shitposting niggerfaggots who should be collectively banned from this board forever.
>70s were 40 years ago grandpa. Still believing this shit?
Its the same geopolitical reality dumbass. I bet you're going on and chearing the Russians because of "russian peoples" and "historical reality".
Russia is a problem and needs to be taken out. Claiming that I'm wrong just because that fact existed years ago is a cop out on your part. You know I'm right about Russia but you don't want to admit it.
Also, its not the Russian government that's the problem as those come and go; its the Russian people who need to be eliminated since its them who fuel Russian evil.
A cuck (cuckold) is a guy whose girlfriend or wife is fucking another guy (or guys) repeatedly. If a cuck finds out his gf is getting shagged by someone else, but still doesn't dump her, he evolves into a proud cuck (cuckold proditio magnus). The final product of gynocentrism in our society, meant to increase the potency of witchcraft to such an extent that it can mind-control and kill at short range.
>And in the USA's ideal liberal world, there's just consumerism, cosmopolitanism, individualism, multiculturalism and secularism - the complete death of tradition.
Only urban areas love the left wing. The rest of America loves consumerism, individualism and religion. I know that's hard for you to understand since you'll probably get shot by your police if you try to leave the city boundaries of London and travel onto the government grass.
>cosmopolitanism and individualism
>not mutually exclusive
>Frankly, I'd rather throw my lot in with Russia, or maybe even ISIS...
Go ahead. The more trash that jumps on the burn pile the better. You should take all your rusophile friends with you.
>Oh, just lok at dis delicious BURGER
At 4 already today. Mcdoubles are nice.
i already knew canada was full up of liberal retards
most other euro/white countries seem cool to me, even aus.
i really thing we need to stop infighting like a bunch of bickering siblings is all.
if we want what we want we need to work hard, and together.
>i really thing we need to stop infighting like a bunch of bickering siblings is all.
Oh, cmon, its cute.
>if we want what we want
What do you want guys? Is it better than 'ol good Russkiy Mir? We can handle some
>Norway always has to deflect blame to Sweden for some shit, too.
I bet you have some Swedish genes, you nigger.
1) Nice Whataboutism
2) The geopolitical issues with Russia were never resolved you stupid fuck. All that happened was their communist party (i.e. the first non-monarchy system) fell and Russia went to shit for a while.
3) The cultural issues with Russia were also never resolved. Russia behaves today EXACTLY like they did in the 20s and 30s: paranoid as all hell and thinking everyone's out to get them. The only difference now is that they have nukes. Without the Warsaw pact countries serving as human shields, Russian paranoia common before WW2 has resurrected. Of course, you probably don't read about history since you're just a "end of history" leftist faggot who magically thinks that all conflicts are differences of opinions rooted in petty arguments.
4) Russian culture has clearly survived the Soviet Union which kills any "end of history" argument since it shows that Russian 'nationalism' (despite the fact that no Russian nation exists since it was an empire before it could be a nation) or, more accurately, Muscovite nationalism was able to resurrect itself (or never died in the first place). Russian 'nationalism' is rooted in paranoia and self-preservation of the empire at all costs. This means that Russians will literally nuke everyone on earth in a Samson-syle attack if they feel they're going to fall. China is fucked btw.
5) Russian nationalism is incompatable with modern world markets where free trade, economic freedom, and rule of law are essential. For this reason, Russia will always have to have its own sphere of economic activity held together by force and threat due to its terrible performance compared to free trade and stuff.
6) Russian propaganda and censorship is incomparable with the modern internet. Their use of the internet as a tool and their efforts to censor it from their citizens only serves to cause more conflict.
If you think that its the "end of history" and Russia is a "new nation" then you are a fucking moron.
Lets have a little test, shall we? What do you feel lookin at dis photocard?
Don't be mean to the Yanks, its not their fault.
u wot m8?
Nothing. Its funny though since it looks like the dead guy shit himself.
Hopefully next time its the Russian who's in his place. We should be sending more guns, tanks, planes, and tactical support to Ukraine so that there are piles of dead Russians.
Wait wait wait! Did that Russian just rape that dead guy? That's fucked up.
>Wait wait wait! Did that Russian just rape that dead guy? That's fucked up.
Got totally LIBERATED that dead cockhole.
Fights for freedom.