I would be tempted to make my birthday a paid vacation day for all federal employees.
But I think my realistic first executive order would be setting out new hiring and employment standards for all federal employees. The amount of sheer idiocy I have to deal with when I work alongside some people is staggering, and these sorts of imbeciles should be purged.
While I'm pretty sure you can fire the heads of cabinet for any reason you please, most of those alphabet agencies exist as a delegation of the powers of congress. You can't disband them with an executive order.
>>42200050 I'd just say a bunch of stupid shit and fuck with canada allot. i'd make a public announcement proclaim them americas love kitten and that we will defend them to the last child. and i would privately tell every middle easter county the jews made us do it (it would be kinda true) and that we will no longer support them then when they attack still bomb them just for lols i'd also tell greece to pay debts and ask Argentina if we could put a base on the falklands basically making them say they don't own it on a official diplomatic lvl to the united states.
i'd tell ukraine i'm gonna send them weapons and make sure to have the crates filled diapers and hats.
>>42200050 >Mandatory employment for medicaid/food stamps/ government housing. >Massive and strict overhaul on what gets you qualified for disability checks. >More opportunities for people to qualify for discounted daycare. >Less opportunity for people to qualify for food stamps.
>>42200050 That's a tough since anything useful might get shot down. But I would legalize all drugs, but make the penalty for acting a fool while on drugs harsh, like a DWI/DUI or robbery for drug money etc. Let people be responsibly for themselves, but hold them responsible if they fuck up. If that fails, make any type of gun legal for citizens.
>NFA and GCA repealed in their entirity >oh, you democrats dont agree? Heres another order cutting your federal salary and pension in half and sending the money to inner city schools. I would love to see you explain to your voting block why you are fightimg to take money away from poor little bkack children
>>42200505 >US economy collapses because its 1.2 trillion >but its ok, the free market yeah, no. I think a more realistic version would be close to maybe 20k per person which would leave the average with 10k in debt and the ones who got 100k, to fend for themselves.
>>42200050 Overhaul of disability qualifiers, and a lifetime lookback on funds transfers for those trying to qualify for medicaid.
I'm a nursing home administrator, and see famous authors, famous artists, and politicians who transferred all of their assets to their children before the look-back period and now are riding out their final years on medicaid funds. It's disgusting.
>>42200505 Along these lines: Universities receiving federal funding and who make a certain profit threshold have their status as a nonprofit revoked. That way these schools, which are essentially businesses, give taxes to the government that can be reallocated into student loan aid
>>42200050 The "Fuck Everybody Act" >Cut off all ties with China >Nuke NK >Nuke Mecca >Ares suspected of ISIS activity are carpet bombed after being firebombed >Welfare benefits require actual work to be done >Possession of any form of drug is a felony offense >Liberal arts are removed as mandatory in all state funded unis >No loans for retard degrees >No more free days off for religious shit >Tax dodging via loopholes and shit is hereby treason and punishable by Saudi Arabia tier shit like chopping off your hand >US military will forcefully remove gangs from cities and those suspected of gang activity are executed on sight >There are officially only 2 genders, male and female >Cities that ban firearms will be cut off from federal funding >Every state has castle laws >Theft is dealt with the Sumerian way, give the item back with item worth or die >Revoking of the minimum wage >Required 1 year conscription of everyone age 18+ and out of high school, physically handicapped will work as intelligence or drone operators and women are required to as well >If you loose a person v person lawsuit you must pay what you sued for to the person you were suing. If you can't afford it your assets will be seized, sold, and the money given to the person to pay >Unjust murder is punished by murder >Women are not entitled to half the shit in divorce >False rape accusations are met with a whipping, 10+ lashes carried out by the victim of these accusations or a very large black man
That's all I got for now. God I fucking hate you all.
>get rid of entitlement programs >encourage private retirement and for people to seek employment >if they don't seek employment cause they're niggers, they don't get rewarded with welfare checks >suddenly 60% of the US budget is freed and can go towards eliminating deficits >money can also go to starting public works projects to open job positions for all the niggers who are so quick to go "NO JOBS THATS WHY IM ON WELFARE"
>my first act as president is to destroy the infrastructure that allowed me to make this post >mfw
And now for mine. A twist on this guy's: >>42201164 Just with less fire and death.
>ALL foreign aid is cut. All. >All ties with Israel severed >all ties with South Korea severed >itstimeforthebirdstoflyfromthenest.jpg >NATObros still honored, troops remain in Europe because fuck Russia. >All troops stationed on foreign soil elsewhere are recalled home >Free trade continues otherwise >havefunwithchina.webm >A year later, emerge from quasi-isolationism. >Giggle as people line up to suck my dick for American intervention after Russia and China just fistfucked their way around the planet showing people what a real Imperalistic government is capable of >tell them no, walk away singing "Don't know what you got, til it's go-oneee..."
>>42200050 Executive Order 14/88 1. Declare B'nai B'rith, JDL, ADL, SPLC and AIPAC to be terrorist cells 2. Create a wetworks cadre and liquidate all International/Dual-Citizen Ashkenazi Jewry in places of power 3. Nuke California
1. Federal reserve abolished 2. Deport niggers and coalburners under the pretense of deporting niggers and coalburners 3. Israel forcibly stripped of all military armaments 4. Corporations that are not paying taxes or have evaded portions of taxes will have its CEO jailed and the company deemed a government asset.
Ah, of course 4. Open up "free gold chains nigga" storefronts in every eastern urbanized location where there is a more than 30% concentration of negroes >Gold chains are actually explosive collars The remaining negroes will be used to accompany our nations vast army of robot warriors armed with nuclear rocket launchers into battle against Israel
Seriously? >NFA is now subject to Congressional oversight. Machine gun registry re-opened, but imports must be declared through customs. >The "War on Drugs" is declared a loss. Recreational Marijuana is now legal, though drivin under the influence is prohibited. LSD is regulated and sold. >Property taxes are declared unconstitutional. >Declare that nonviolent immigrants will be able to apply for citizenship. Violent ones are to be deported with extreme prejudice >Speed limits on the interstate system removed >Any able-bodied persons on welfare now have to patch potholes in roads once a week. >Food stamps only buy fruits, vegetables, milk, and grain. >Redundancy reduction: the CIA, FBI, DHS, and ATF are prohibited from sending their own agents out, and must conduct operations jointly. Any overlapping responsibilities between them is to be assigned to one or the other. >Tell Israel to fuck off. >Put the dollar back on gold and silver >Student loans are only given for STEM degrees.
>>42200050 Allocate funds for a group to re-asses our Russia strategy and nuclear strategy.
That groups findings could then be used to push for legislation and changes in agency behavior. It could also be used as ground to throw out certain treaties that have since been violated but who's violations have been ignored due to concessions. For instance, I would halt the Iran negotiations and treat Iran as a hostile and imminent threat.
I would then ensure that Israel gets a ton of advanced weapons systems but i'd make sure they couldn't sell them.
>>42200112 Can't do that unless both houses of Congress are on your side.
The president can really do nothing more than figure out the best way to spend the money appropriated to him for the various federal programs and entities it is meant to be spent on. The most the president can do is get a re-assessment of the unknowns and/or change the current executive policies on things that are currently unknown (e.g. foreign policy related shit where other countries can affect our goals).
If you want to get rid of all the shit programs, then just call for a nuclear war. Once all the cities are destroyed and rebuilding starts, no one is going to be protecting government bureaucracy that only exists to keep obsolete urban areas alive (pork, welfare, environmental laws that only exist to keep business out or subservient, etc) .
I think Obama knows that a war with Russia will kill off all the liberals and his dream of a liberal 'utopia' which is why he's trying so hard to sleep with Iran and kiss up to Cuba as a pussy way to deter Putin. It won't work though.
>>42200050 I hire a media firm to print out a copy of the constitution and send it to every household in the United States, and I make it clear it is not to be abused to warrant infringing on another persons rights. I then scrap all the patriot act bullshit and reintroduce freedom.
>a britcuck trying to... stop, you're right, we are fucked, but don't cry for us, we're already dead.
>>42202877 Oh, and Abolish Sales tax. Raise income tax to a flat 10% at poverty line, increasing logarithmically to 50% at infinite wealth. Shut down most welfare except for limited unemployment and short term support Fuck off into space Fix our infrastructure Annex everything from Alaska down to Panama
>>42202728 Fucking idiot. 1) The president can't (he can just adjust how money is spent and only for rational reasons). 2) NSA is essential for countering Russia, Iran, and all other states who undertake active foreign policy. Posse Comitatus Act makes it illegal for the NSA to enforce our laws. Essentially, the NSA could know that you murdered 50 little kids or are committing massive tax fraud but they can't do anything about it without you getting away free. 3) Without the NSA pushing back, Russia, China, and Germany would all be trying to do the same shit only against American citizens and against America.
>>42202863 >Why do we pay for things that are non essential Urban areas want the added revenues so they don't get challenged by the people. Since pretty much all public sector jobs are in large cities, they in affect just funnel money to urban areas.
Non-essential federal employees often have unions and other means to resist being laid off. All they have to do is challenge the rational of the president and they can have his actions overridden due to violation of I think Article 2 of the Constitution.
Funny how people in here who act like libertarians keep assuming they can violate the consitutional limits on presidential powers just because they don't like the government.
While I dislike much of the government myself and I know that liberals would love to abuse government power to an unprecidented extent, I just find it odd that people who don't like the government being too dictatorial would want to be dictatorial in their quest to make it less dictatorial.
A nuclear war would shift the balance of political power and ensure that the liberals, who want to expand government power as a means of bringing cash into their urban centers, would loose all their political power as society rebuilds into a very different structure (i.e. like a massive suburb along the interstate highways instead of a bunch of cities). When the atom bombs are dropped, however, we need to ensure that the fucking nazis who intend to resurrect the leftist urban system for their own leftist agenda are suppressed.
Immediately stop funding Israel. Pull all troops out of middle east. >Have secret service monitor all flights coming in and out of the U.S. from East Asia, Africa. Make sure no 9/11 2.0 is being planned by the kikes. Stack the annual 3 billion, promote isolationism like the 1930's and fund povertised areas with roads, better schools, and clean Americas ghettos, by subsidizing the housing market so it could become even more affordable. Basically free houses for anyone on Welfare.
>>42203330 >Help Russia >>42203308 No he won't. He's a liberal and those movements help give liberals more leverage over non-urban lands >>42203195 >Doesn't get the point of welfare in the United States It exists in order to keep the urban population high enough to have political sway >>42203147 >Helps Russia by guaranteeing assassination >>42202955 >Actually on the right track and would destroy urban areas which is a good thing (urban areas need sales tax, don't benefit from aerospace industry, and need welfare to keep the dependent voters from having to leave and get/start jobs in rural and suburban areas. >>42202905 >Cause political destruction of urban areas who would lose many of their dependent votes. You would, however, get those people to move into your neighborhoods, though, as they seek better jobs and fewer economic restrictions. >>42202877 >Fuck over urban areas by removing one of their key pieces of leverage against the private sector. >>42202837 >Helps Russia by killing our ability to utilize outside investments in times of need. That's like abolishing mortuage lending because you hate banks: the housing market would crumble. >>42202804 >Helps rural/suburban areas and kills urban areas. >>42202755 >Really helps suburban areas by greatly expanding the military industrual complex >>42202728 >Helps Russia use communication networks against us >>42201785 >1) helps Russia >2) disunites the country and gets rid of potential soldiers and workers. Also fucks over civic nationalism and makes the country more ethnically nationalistic which RUSSIA can exploit >3) Greatly helps Russia and kills the petrodollar >4) Fucks over the economy and every old person who had their retirement in investments. You would literally be responsible for thousands of suicides of elderly people.
God Damn we need a nuclear war so that this ignorance and end and the wheels will start to turn the way I think they will.
>>42203858 >Pass an executive order deferring the prosecution of black criminals. We need to focus on white criminals because the criminal justice system is disproportionately filled with black citizens. Fostering ethnic nationalism would make us like the shit-tier euros. Also, much of the criminal justice system is paid for by tax dollars that come from non-urban areas. You would, in effect, be fucking over liberals by funding legal institutuions in suburban areas at the expense of urban ones.
Blacks are marginalized and used as slaves by liberals for a reason: they can give liberals power while also being easy to control since liberals can isolate them from everyone else. Essentially liberals use blacks the same way that Russians use their geographic neighbors: they keep them poor, balkanized, dependent, and loyal to the hand that feeds them while sacrificing them in a heartbeat the moment it benefits them.
>Look, we only have a limited number of resources No we don't. We have massive amounts. There's enough uranium in the oceans for billions of years of nuclear power and other metals in the seas are far more abundant than in the ground. Also, with space exploration, we can mine stuff in space where its much easier.
The only people who say we're running out of resources are faggot liberals who are using that as an excuse to limit the rights and financial power of rural and suburban Americans. Have liberals shown any intent to actually protect resources? Fuck no. They only recycle so that they can back-stab the mining industry.
Nullify all gun restrictions, specifically stating that the second amendment's purpose is absolutely crystal clear and unequivocal.
I'd follow this with a speech telling people if any future regime attempts to reassert any such legislation they should ignore it, and then I'd order the military to ignore it as well, and to intervene should any locality attempt to enforce it.
Read; I'd drastically reduce crime without spending a red cent.
>>42203888 Bitch ass fuck boy i never said shit about making America defenseless i just said i would stop funding the fucking jews and and help the situation at home first. >Detroit >Newark >Louisiana etc...Not that you would know because you are too busy being a fucking cock sucking faggot to realize that the real fucking problem is the parasites.
>>42203947 >Fuck off, the city WAS the paragon of civilization Fixed
With cars, trucks, and paved roads, the city is obsolete. Suburbs and even many rural areas are now far more efficient at undertaking economic activity due to their ability to incorporate far more inputs than would be possible within urban centers. For instance: a Model T can be built in Detroit since its only made from a few parts but to make a F-35, you need parts from thousands of different factories. This complex web can't work in urban areas very well due to the geographic constraints coupled with the higher taxes and more regulations. To understand what I mean, take out a map and look at the beltways of a near by large city. There is far more real estate availible on either side of that beltway that has direct access to the highway than there is in the city center which often either has only a single freeway moving through it. For this reason, a suburban area (or often even a rural area) will always have a greater capacity for internal trade within the country for complex good (aircrafts, rockets, nukes, computers, cars, burgers, etc) while urban areas will be stuck only being able to benefit in those market activities where trade and connections don't matter such as Universities, government bureaucracy, and crime.
The only reason we're #1 in the world is because we build suburban and rural industry by constructing the Eisenhower Highway system.
If you think cities are so great, then just adopt their politics (liberalism) and die with them when Russia nukes their asses.
>>42204202 The Jews are a strategic ally that help us project power in the middle east. You are a faggot who falls for Russian Active Measures propaganda which is the source of most of the anti-Zionist bullshit. Ever wonder why RT supports your hatered of Israel? Its because THEY(the Kremlin) fostered it.
>Muh Detroit >Muh Newark They're obsolete you stupid fuck. The Interstate highway system has made them useless. Only liberals want to keep the major cities alive at the price of economic freedom for everyone else.
You can't make complex good in cities any more and we don't fucking drive 1940s era cars which can be built in cities. The networks of trade and economic freedom nessesary for our modern technology just can't exist in an urban center any more.
Grow the fuck up and realize that cities went to shit when people could move out of them without moving all the way into the country. It was then that modern industry, retail, and R&D was born while the cities fell apart and just became tax dependents.
You are a liberal. You might as well go around bitching about global warming so you can rake in more money from the non-urban Americans and American businesses like the greedy little liberal whore you are.
Ivan loves faggots like you who weaken American and give him more nuclear leverage (by putting ALL Americans within the blast radii of his nukes) and liberals love faggots like you who only exist to justify everything they stand for while being the useful opponent who's too weak to change shit because he doesn't realize that the private sector can't exist in large urban areas (except maybe New York)
>>42204442 >but an ideal society would do away with suburbia all together, consisting only of dense urban megapoli and expansive agrarian and rural areas. That would be a dystopia and it wouldn't work.
Suburban and rural areas work because they are NOT dense and they have massive amount of potential expansion (just look how big the Interstate system is and realize it could be made 10X denser).
Your 'megacity' will be corrupt, have no freedom, and will be unable to master the manufacturing of highly complex goods due to its density (which will, mind you, increase as technology makes it possible and thus you'll never get efficient internal trade).
Also, Urban areas are vulnerable to nukes while suburban areas are only somewhat vulnerable and rural areas are nearly immune. This makes your 'megacity' dystoia a fucking deathtrap
You want to see "Megacity" and how great they are compared to our suburbs? Look at Moscow. There's your megacity and its a corrupt piece of shit that's going to be wiped out soon.
Give up the past and look towards the future where the whole country is a settled grid with a very low population density. High population density only worked in the days before man could harness non-ATP packet energy for locomotion.
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