>world is going to end in ten minutes
"W-well, anon, we should probably take this opportunity to pray together, just us and God."
>kisses you on the cheek
"Heh, I never thought I'd die a virgin."
"I suppose we should get started."
"You really think God would do that? Just kill everyone and end the world?"
>Y-yes, I suppose the good book doesn't say anything's wrong with cuddling
>Wat is great flood
He promised he's never do it again
So the next time is gonna be fire.
>Mongolians saved Europe
but in case this isn't bait
yeah she's grown on me too
>tfw with all these muzzie shenanigans and liberal fadora fuckery im being ever more drawn closer to God.
You do realize that if the Khan didnt die later, they wouldve sent Europe back in the Stone Age like they did to the Muslims
I dont even care about this shit, but ggod damn check your god damn History and the implications of what ifs you stupid fuck
>low mass = 20 minutes
there's still time.
>shitty editing on an already shitty picture
Christ-Chan, Ebola-Chan, Rachel Purity, ISIS-Chan...we sure are pumping out a lot of daughterfus...
Not my edit, just reposting.
Still infinitely better than the shitty original.
Don't cry Canada, it's just the word of God!
God created donkey dicks to be enjoyed by his faithful children, not to be mourned!
In case anyone is wondering about that passage. Ezekiel is telling this prophecy to the citizens of Samaria because they are worshiping false Gods. Idolatry is similar to adultery in the way that they both break a covenant they have with their Husband/God. Ezekiel uses very vivid language to point out how lustful and adulterous is this woman (Oholiah) which is an Allegory for Samaria, who lust for other Gods. I suppose that if you put that passage in the correct context is not as graphic as it may seem at first glance. Also, the bible is a book about truth and in part about the sinful nature of man. So its expected to see Good things and Hateful things on it.
Ebola-chan; Rachel Purity; Christ-chan...
I guess /pol/-chan has transformed /x/-tan into a good housewife that pumps out redpilled aryan babies
She is the creation of /pol/ 's one and only dedicated drawfag. He drew a fuck ton of her.
and the other character rachel (racial) purity
its not a terrible idea, but /pol/ loves to see itself as not only a good father, but THE BEST father.
i find it kind of sweet.
I'm gay, cunt.
You smell like period blood.
I just figured since /pol/ always goes on about degenerates there might as well be a degenerate daughter he would never talk about and constantly shit on
>Stay away from our innocent and pure Christ-chan
I'd be more than happy to.
Just keep that nasty cunt away from me.
>Dark ages meme
>christians fully believe in race mixing.
not a sin =/= a good idea
pol are virgin faggots, finding a faithful wife should be the last thing on their agenda. They should be finding a slut to pump and dump.
I'll pick 3, you're a canacuck, that gets cucked by small dicked brown asians.
>Telling a catholic its wrong to be a virgin and to find a slut
you are rustled because you're a cuck, that gets beaten on by little dicked asians taking over your country.
Why don't you go vacation to malaysia and let lady boys fuck you in the ass. All your pent up sexual frustration at your sexual orientation and religion will be released then.
they are the perfect political propaganda to redpill the retarded.
but what do i know
Because he denied the holocaust and caused such a shitstorm in England that the Chruch dismissed him to avoid taking flak upon itself.
Church and holocaust are rather interesting. It never supports or denies it but always mentions that it did its part to save jews.
Basically only putting itself in a good light whether it happened or not. Church politics is genius and i love it when looking it up.
>why the fuck would you want to be stuck with the same whore the rest of your life
we are all sons of the Church, who's a whore, but our Father is the God who created the universe and married that whore. And I'm fine with that, as I'm an unworthy dog which is still loved by God.
Is this some kind of cult? Someone who speaks like you I expect to be running around in remote woods with 15 girls and women and no men, all wearing white gowns. And you pick which one you want to "bless" that night in your bed.
>you will never find a girl like Christ-chan to get married to
>kind, caring, virgin, faithful, wise to sin, realistic, accepts science and reality instead of tipping a crucifix or her fedora
I can still achieve my other dreams. I've already reached some of them. But I will die a very single man. A pure, holy, goal-accomplished virgin man. But a very single man.
For some reason, this doesn't bother me anywhere near it should.
I thought /pol/ loathed chinese cartoons, I wasn't expecting /pol/ to get on the waifus and daughterus train.