>Do you know that when the Crusade will begin, you are dead right ?
Fucking France, you're dumb as fuck.
Muslims are the leading attackers against ISIS. Get your crusader shit out of here.
What ever happened to the gold currency you guys were supposed to creat ?
Also, why are you guys loosing tikrit ?
It is. It is Haram for any Muslim to use and support inventions of the Kuffar.
To use a gun made by a infidel is haram
To use anything not made by a Muslim is haram.
True Muslims fight with their own weapons they crafted with Allah's permission.
By fighting with weapons of the infidels, they remain one step ahead and the Jihadists deliver victory to the enemies of Islam.
>ISIS can change the rules of what is and isn't acceptable.
Yeah, but acceptable =/= doable
Theyre still doing it and the only people denying that they arent truer to the Koran are deluding themselves.
>For the most part, they are a group of hypocrites who use Islamic doctrines as a front for being sex addicts.
pls no bully
our ISIS OP might get offended
Do you think it's like a "Ends justify the means" kind of thing?
Maybe taqiya allows it?
I've seen one guy that claimed to be ISIS on here that was vaguely believable. You are not him.
The other guy had the same country flag (Turkey), but his ID changed as he changed proxy. I don't see any proxy here.
If you're ISIS in Kuwait, you will be black bagged and vanish. If you're role playing, your front door will be kicked off and you'll be slapped around for a few days.
By all means keep posting though.
People have been arrested and v& irl for doing similar things to you, someone from int was arrested 6 months back when he made jokes about being an Islamic terrorist and posted bomb making materiel online (turns out he was an autistic christian from Jersey).
My advice, if this is a joke, tred carefully, because when it comes to terrorist stuff people get serious.
The Kuwaiti government allows terrorists to train on kuwait land, in return the terrorist don't start shit and blow shit up there. otherwise Kuwait would exterminate you all from their lands.
It's actually a clever deal.
Shiek al-britani was a clear troll
He still got sent to jail for a few months
His trial just passed and he got 18 months probation apparently
I'm just saying it as a warning, dont get too ahead of yourself.
>trusting law enforcement agencies to use reason.
Seriously, FBI isn't stupid man. FBI isn't 4chan. It's a big group of educated highly trained grown men. Not kids that go off a whim. They know shit like that ISIS probably exists in EVERY single country on the planet to some extent. Kuwait has a fuckload of people and just like any other country is divided and infiltrated by ISIS. Your the one that presumed in error.
>In order to destabilize Iran
yes, removing a sunni powerhouse and letting it get replaced with a shia puppet state armed with american weapons certainly hurt us.
i reported you to the FBI too doesnt look like a joke to me, we'll see what they say. good luck
it's in the region, kuwait is involved.
is your heart beating fast, baby boy? kekeke
Better be ready to suck a whole lot of dicks
Seriously guys, all i did is shit post to make fun of ISIS and you could see that with the picture in the original post. But now I'm really starting to get scared. Could they really convict me as an ISIS member just for this joke? I'm a strong condemner of those bastards and all i wanted from this thread was to laugh at u guys making fun of them, not to get reported to the FBI for being a terrorist. My heart is literally racing right now.... What will the police do when they find a 17 year old kid whose computer is full of hentai, anime, video games and movies when they knock the door???
>oh god all i wanted to do was get some laughs like any 4chan user
This has been said many times, it never works out.
Honestly now, there's nothing you can do at this point. Just try to explain them you were joking, you will most probably be released.
Though you will probably need to pay shit ton of money which will probably ruin your life unless you are rich.
>full of hentai, anime, video games and movies
subtext: my computer is full of cp and I'm googling how to scrub it as we speak
>mfw some american drone is probably flying over your house right now
Don't joke about ISIS online simple
also when your in jail find the biggest dude in there and tell him you want to be his bitch because once they find out your ISIS they are all going to make sweet love to your ass
Seriously, OP is just like those retarded people that make bomb jokes at airports.
all of those things are degenerate
How old are? Shongoku isn't real
I'm just trolling. They probably ain't gonna do shit. FBI is going to first take a look at whether or not you're worth fucking with. They'll do shit like a history analysis of your IP. Find out what sites you been to in the last couple days, check your emails and shit like that. If everything checks out that this is the only ISIS related shit you've done they'll leave you the fuck alone. They do have bigger fish to fry than 4chan trolls. They can tell the difference BTW.
Everyones overblowing it but you will most probably get a visit from the local cops.
Oh wait you are Kuwaiti, if they ever give ashit about ISIS you are fucked in the ass. Enjoy being one of the many people that just "disappear"
Good bait :^)
Everyone fall on it like crazy! What's your secret? :O
>He's been fapping to hentai and doesnt know it's cp. Oh my god this is golden, now OP might get busted for CP instead of being ISIS
No, but his internet and phone are currently routed via Cheltenham and Maryland.
have the decency to rape a woman at least
>still use proprietary NSA soft
That's what happens for not allowing Saddam to annex you.
Post yourself in this position
It's the only way that they will know you weren't serious
Get on your knees right now and open up a bible and pledge allegiance to America!
and play this really loud
hang your American flag outside your window and play that video every morning
You need to go to this website.
It's a place for moderate muslims who hate ISIS and terrorism. When the FBI sees this in your history they will know you are joking.
This website is also recommended for anyone who thinks they're on a watchlist.
Guys there isnt any drones around. But I'm still really fucking scared and I can't concentrate on my studies. What should i do to calm myself? Did anyone really get arrested or killed for joking on 4chan like i did?
> Did anyone really get arrested or killed for joking on 4chan like i did?
Yup but he was in new jersey but you are in kuwait so there's that. If Kuwait started arresting ISIS supporters, God knows how many people will go to jail.
Therefore, stop being a faggot
do what this guy said
also here are some anti-isis twitter accounts, retweet their anti isis propaganada
You'll be fine quit being a pussy. I really doubt your government will give half a shit. The USA alphabet agencies don't even do anything when Americans post ISIS propaganda videos and shit. They add them to a watch list and check their internet history.
>The USA alphabet agencies don't even do anything
Yeah, but he's in Kuwait. Liberal, restrained, humanitarian Kuwait.
What a fucking idiot, I hope that faggot pedo gets raped in jail. sick fuck
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