Happening approaching quickly.
Any final tips and tricks?
Move to Fair Isle my friend, it has all you need.
It's self-sustaining, independent and it has internet so you can keep in touch with /pol/ when the happening arrives.
you're not in the middle of the shitstorm faggot
I can already imagine russian tanks rolling through and all our russian population happily overjoyed due to anchluss
Fuck Russia, I will take one of you with me if this happens.
Meh, too close. Nuke clouds will poison it. I am thinking of moving to New Zealand, but I need the war to start first, then I will be seen as a refugee and get better treatment. If I just go now, I will be seen as tourist or something. And everyone will point and laugh at me if Happening does not come for some reason.
Nesitisim gan. Mes rakstisim nikni tvnet un skatisimies pasivi agresivi tapat ka uz tiem, kas novieto luxus auto invalidu stavvietas.
Latviesi ir parak lieli memmites, lai kadu sistu.
Es nevaru izdomat, uz kuru zemi labak pist projam. Man ir 100'000 EUR iekraati, es varu praktiski uz jebkuru pasaules nosturi aizlidot un tur dzivot un stradat talak.
Peec tam tos zili-peleekos!!!
Dzirdeeju tur gaisaa lido shaadi ziimeeti zveeri?
If the tanks come from the right, say you are a Russian and your ancestors were NKVD officers.
If the tanks come from the left, say you are proud latvian and NATO member, and that your ancestors fought gorilla war against russian occupants.
Thats pretty much what we have been doing for the past 100 years
Argentina nolaupa un nogalina baltos cilvekus. Man vajag relativi civilizetu naaciju. Es domaat Spaanija, Portugale, Vaacija, New Zealand, USA.
Which country to flee to guys? USA, New Zealand, Spain, Germany?
>Go to Switzerland. You can stay up to 2 months. Live at hostel. War starts, you get asylum. Starting salary 3000 francs. Do it faggot.
Will they grant me asylum if I'm a tourist, but war breaks out?
depends how close
if you're close enough it will be very quick indeed
Yeah, once you're overrun and conquered don't try to flee to our country. We're closed.
Only Hunbros can come.
But they won't have to, cause they are bros to everyone, and won't get hit.
Bet you'd like to go too, but they would ask you to pay debts at the border.
I'm not cheerful m8 I'm just morbid
we would be gigafucked thanks to our population density. Supposedly we have a higher number of targets per square mile than any other country in the world
no one is going to waste their nukes on us, but if potato hits the fan conventional warfare buttrape is guaranteed.
Actually, you should point the gun slightly downwards to pierce the place where the rear base of the head connects with the spine.
This is most likely to cause lethal damage.
t. Suicide Expert
>implying bjork wasn't a qt
She's like 50 years old or something and still looks fuckable.
Perhaps. I'm not sure about how far from shore the isand is, been a while since my 5th grade trip to that giant shithole. tanks would be in trouble if US artillery zeroed the island tho, not much space to maneuver out of the way.
I don't know about my other fellow Latvians but i think that Russians that live in Russia are (more or less) okay.
The ones living here are absolute fucking cancer though, hopefully the generations change quickly enough and they will barely know why they are even here.
>xboxhueg amount of Russians residing here
Ur fucked m8, as soon as a little unrest happens Putin is going to invade and annex because he needs to protect those poor Russian speakers.
Don't worry Lithbro, you can still have some fun with these guys.
Just take as many as you can with you. Also tell your gf to make suicide because she would have fate worse than death in hands of ruskies.
EVERY post soviet country hates Russia
They basically fucked us over for 50 years while the west did nothing. It's bad enough they did that, they also don't acknowledge it and think they saved us from the west or something (which is total bullshit). Most of the russians living in Latvia are Soviet Union remnant trash who think we should join Russia. There are OK russians of course, but they are sadly the minority.
I feel bad for the russian civilians in some of these areas. If Putin keeps sneaking into shit on that pretext there's going to be a lot less russians in disputed areas real quick.
>come on into the showers they said
>vodka inside, comrades
And what would you expect us to do? A country of barely 1.5 million to stave off a Soviet invasion? Mind you even the Nazi Germany at it's peak couldn't do that. We didn't had any choice. At all. It was like ''get annexedl'' or ''get sent to gulag in Siberia''.
>tfw checking my bank account every day to see if I got my tax return
>tfw I need the tax return so I can load up on guns and ammo
>tfw the happening ticks a little closer every day
I don't want to be helpless guys.
>Caur proxy vai esi Amerikas Latvietis?
Es caur proxy, jo man bans 4chan.
Nu, protams, ka pagaidam esam. Jautajums - ko darit, kad vairs nebusim? Un vai laicigi ir verts ko darit?
if you are not somehow fucked up / a criminal you can get a hunters license, that allows you to own rifles and shotguns, you do need to go through a somewhat extensive testing and pass kind of a hunting exam. Handguns and assault rifles are different story though.
The west will never fall. No matter how many cities are destroyed by the mongol horde.
We will crush Russia forever and carve up the blistered ruins amongst nations most affected by the aggression of the slavshits in vodkaland.
All allies of the United States will survive. Allies of Putinism will die.
Don't let a desperate bitch use you to save her own skin
Cik tev gadu ? 15 ? Latvietis nav loti drosmigs cilveks, loti reti redzu latviesus kas par sevi var pastavet, un kuram neviens uz galvas nekapj. Nesmu okupants, neviens no maniem radiem nav no krievijas (ukraina tuvaka), pat nezinu krievu valodu (macos, devu vaacu prieksroku).
They'll be lots of bodies everywhere when the happening comes.
Lay low like a gutter rat for the first month
Some bodies will still be armed...loot for better weapons with each corpse you pass.
rape the good looking lady corpses.
It'll be just like STALKER.
NATO is aggressively conducting drills in the baltics and thus stationing troops and hardware too , this triggered russia and in response they ordered a snap naval exercise in the arctic and black sea , and put all of their armed forces on high alert , once in a while russian jets and subs come close to the borders under NATO patrol and these threads are triggered .
nav degradacija , Artuss Kaimins atskanoja so dziesmu viena no '' sunu buda '' un man vina palika atmina ar to kads latvietis censas but. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWsQb879RSM&list=PLA5777E4819E18FFE
Only London would be hit, in all likelihood. Even if more places were hit, then I'm in Pompey. I would be fine even if the Tsar Bomba went off right over the capital.
Good luck to the rest of you though, you'll fucking need it.
mate i am attached to (morshkaya pekhota) russian naval infantry, i am going to war against the west the second they engage russia , if i were you i'd roll out the stealth artillery and get drafted lickity split .
>i am going to war against the west the second they engage russia
ok then have fun dying.
I hope China makes a push on india while yous r busy helping worthless russians
At least we'll know who takes Kashmir..GO PAKISTAN!
keep the info pill going guyse, it's happening
Bet viss vel nav zaudeets.
Es ari biju beta jefins, bet tad es atradu veidu, ka palielinat savu testosteronu.
Tagad esmu agresivs un pie pirmas izdevibas mekleju, kur dures pakasiit.
Galvenais izskaust latvieshu vergu geenu, klut agresiviem/extravertiem un sekot krievu piemeram (skali iet un sist)
And just how long do you plan to live?
Till you're old and brittle as memories of your long dead friends and family fade away shitting your pants while your body is shutting down piece by piece?
Nah fuck that, I'd rather go out in glorious war!
700 EUR videja alga, nevis minimala. Un tas nemaz nav nereali. Visi ko es zinu sanem vismaz 1000 EUR. Paskaties, cik ielas daudz mashinu. Ja nesi auns, tad jau var nopelnit diezgan daudz Latvijaa.
Beep, someone notice this. This is gret.
This is Aconitum napellus, it is one of the most poisinous plants in Europa and grows all over Euroasia, you just have to look for it. Every part of the plant is poisonous. If it poisoned you, your heart and lungs will crapt out, while you are still awake.
Don't use it to wipe your ass after the Apocalypse. There is no Antidote
Print this off. If the world ends, here's how to get things back up and running.
Also get the book The Knowledge. Whole book about how to rebuild society after the apocalypse.
i might not be right on this but didnt they call it nuclear winter because all the added crap in the atomospher would block the sun out making it colder so the ice would not melt
if it was that bad thoe you wouldnt live at all
can any one confirm if im right or not
Ah, you've learned how to use a couple of fancy words, mate?
I'm not sure if you even understand its meaning, the fumes of the cleaning products must've affected your brain.