>"We've received a response to the standard diplomatic greeting."
>"What'd they say?"
>"They said that if we affirm that Jesus Christ is lord and savior, died for our sins and was resurrected, we are welcome as friends, allies and trading partners, but that if we do not, we are disguised demons."
>"Who is Jesus Christ? What's a Demon? What the fuck is this about?"
>"Evidently about half the planet is in a cult that Jesus fellow started nearly twenty centuries ago. Said the world was ending soon, to sell your belongings, follow him, cut off unsupportive family, usual formula."
>"Oh shit, like Groblaxism. Let me guess, there's some unverifiable future reward if you join, an unverifiable future punishment if you don't, or if you ever leave it, an invisible trickster who fabricates evidence contrary to it and instructions not to apply critical thinking to its contents"
>"Yup. It's spooky how they all work the same. Getting real tired of this shit."
>"What about the other half?"
>"They're in a slightly different one founded by a guy named Muhammad."
>"For fuck's sake! Begin sterilization protocols."
>implying those fags wouldn't be the ones getting sterilized
>"For fuck's sake! Begin sterilization protocols."
and with those words the Head Rab- I mean Leader of the Synagogue of Sa- I mean Reptilians authorized the introduction of the memetic psychic virus "Cultural Marxism" into human society in order to decisively end the human breeding cycle once and for all.
The Emperor of Mankind was actually a militant atheist who stamped out religion and instructed his followers never to worship him.
They started worshiping him the moment he was placed on the Golden Throne.
Are you saying God isn't real?
Lol pic related
I bet you thought you were real clever when you came up with this?
Enjoy the C- on your middle school writing assignment.
>"Jesus Christ? Ah you mean Specimen 4X100, we dropped him off here about 4 Lume-Eons ago to shape the world after our image. We gave him hidden knowledge and futuristic modulations so he could perform his miracle and gain influense of our chattle! Progress has maintained as predicted".
Lel fucking atheists btfo'd
Isaac Newton invented most of the mathematics we need to conduct interplanetary travel in a goddamn attic, the same attic where he was trying to create a Philosopher's Stone. What you believe and how smart you are, those are two very disparate categories.
>The Emperor of Mankind was actually a militant atheist
True, in a sense. He was an atheist in the same way that Siddhartha was an atheist - that is, a disbelief in a singular, omnipotent, omnipresent, omnibenevolent God, while acknowledging that there do exist entities of a higher spiritual order within the universe.
Otherwise, he would have just tipped his fedora at the Chaos Gods, rather than pushing their shit in.
The fucked up part is the fact that alien abduction is exorcised through invoking the name and presence of Christ.
It's a long one, but it has some interesting stuff in it.
Aliens probably don't exist but in the rare chance they do it won't look like anything on Earth. The chance increases if Panspermia is what got us here but if it's Abiogenesis were probably alone.
Do you deny the power of delusion human exceptionalism holds? Not only will aliens be christians, they will belong to my exact sect of it, because I'm me and I'm the center of the univblargh.
He was likely an autistic savant.
You, however are just autistic.
>b...but muh divinely inspired bronze age mythology.
Riddle me this. Why are there unicorns in the bible? Shouldn't an omnipotent god know when something doesn't exist?
Why does Jesus advocate the killing of children "at the end of the sword"
Jeebus told his disciples to steal horses.
This. There is a reason the Catholic church is the biggest non-nation state funder of astronomical research in the world.
They know some things about extra-terrestrial/extra-dimensional life that we don't, and their information sure doesn't lead to the conclusion that there no such thing as "god."
Eh, mang... I have a hunch that the upper echelons of the Catholic church is in bed with whatever aliens are.
No, they're pretty much intertwined, in Newton's time there were no means of disproving the possibly of a "philosoper's stone" whereas today we have something called modern science. Denying evidence that can be replicated and verified/ or accepting something as true with out evidence are both shining examples of stupidity. And again, you're an autist, who fittingly and hypocritically dodged my point.
Enjoy your divinely inspired word of the Jew and try to avoid picking up sticks on Sunday. Lest ye surely be put to death.
>religions aren't just races, but actually species
>the reason for religious disagreement is that different species capture different cosmic waves
>the reason for the fact numbers of christians and (religious, not ethnic) jews are dwindling is that the changing atmosphere blocks their waves
>nature worship and paganism captures waves from Earth itself
>liberalism is the result of jews creating own waves and overpowering those that christians were receiving before
>tinfoil hats actually prevent jewish waves
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NWO!
Humanity is mostly worthless, and deserves to suffer again.