Holy shit, emergency bulletin being spread to top journalists on private twitter. Quoting it
>Airborne drones have gathered footage of a massive nuke flying toward the white house from Russia. Raster imaging analysis has indicated that it has probably been fired by Putin. Top analysts say the cause was most likely an incident last week involving the Obama assassionation attempt on Vladimir Putn.
>ETA: t-3 hours
They usually do. But this rocket is big as you can see from the picture. it has been equipped with 4x the payload, thus reducing the speed 4x due to the laws of physis.
The purpose behind this is to cause as massive an explosion as possible, to wipe out the entire Eastern United States in one mighty swop. Normal nukes/ICBMs are too weak for this
The rocket has been coated with reinforced metal alloys, thus making it highly resilent to bullets, missiles and explosions.
You would need something much more than a few bullets to shoot these bad boy down.
For the reference, here is the damning tweet from the culprit, Vladimir Putin. It seems that he was angered and revengeful but imo he is going too far by trying to bomb the white house.
>ICBMs can travel 10,000 miles in less than an hour
>meanwhile us humans are taking 8 hours to fly across the Atlantic
For fuck sake why have we been travelling like peasants all this time? Just strap us to rockets for the journey from now on. The transport industry would be revolutionised.
>Reminder that it is impossible to question my sources
>The basics of this missile construction are solid
>Denial is occuring due to mass denial of realities
Dude that is the realest tweet I've ever seen
-1000000000000/10 abhorred bait m8
If you don't even know the basics of how long distance projectiles work then don't even make a post about it.
Rocketry is a passion of mine. Do you have an explanation how they managed to get the additional Delta-V for a rocket to escape square-cube law?
Especially considering running at a quarter speed, the rocket cannot even rely on lowered fuel mass during transit; It needs to lift the same fuel mass for far longer.
Finally... And most tellingly...
Twitter? Private Twitter?
Lol this is the biggest load of bullshit. ICBM's only take around 2 mins to arrive if launched from the oceans near north america.
Pack it up faggot. /thread
what the fuck is this influx of retard people just making shit up.
Yes this was a big problem during the construction of the putinka 1 missile. In order of it to work during launch, 4 thrusters were used, in addition to 7 helper rockets with extra thrusters to carry it up as high as it would go. Afterwards the rocket would fall downwards towards the white house in a swweping motion.
However none of this would have worked if it wasnt for the specialization of the metal alloy, which was lighter than normal. The world's largest refrigeration system was also made to run on nuclear energy to cool down the rocket without which it would overheat.
However overeating was still a major problem so the putinka missile is assisted by a squadron of smaller helper missiles who douse it with refrigerating substance to prevent overheating problems. Admittedly the cost of this is large but the Putinka missile is only intended to be used once, making it seem reasonable to Russian planners at the time.
Although this system is cumbersome, it is also effective. The rocket payload of the rocket is massive, and is unlikely to allow President Obama to survive Putin's revenge on the White House
>drones gathered footage of a massive nuke flying toward the white house from Russia
>drones gathered footage
>flying toward the white house
>probably been fired by Putin
>fired by Putin
>cause was most likely incident last week involving the Obama assasionation attempt on Vladimir Putn.
>Obama assasionation attempt on Vladimir Putin
>on Vladimir Putin
Come on man, were you dropped on your head?
>However overeating was still a major problem so the putinka missile is assisted by a squadron of smaller helper missiles who douse it with refrigerating substance to prevent overheating problems.
Teach me your shitposting ways sensai :^)
OH MY GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.
NO MORE REPLIES TO THIS THREAD.
I am ending this thread. this thread is over. No more replies, you there, get your goddamn grimy jew fingers off that keyboard. No more replying.
This is a typical example of a Jewish Putin paid shill who is trying to get as many whites to be killed in the nuclear attack on Washington DC as possible, to make the region ripe for Zionist recolonization.
>rocket payload of the rocket.
What the fuck are you getting on about Hans? Seriously we're done here.
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY ANON. NO MORE REPLIES.
Relax guys, they're just delivering OPs mum's dildo.
Please do not believe this Zionist field operative. He is trying to fool you. Do not let Eastern US be depopulated to be replaced by Israeli colonization of New Zion. Get on your cars and start drivng west as we speak, it is not too late.
HOLLY FUCK GUYS TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING ON CNN RIGHT NOW
"Surely this is legit!"
Christ OP this was weak even by shitposter standards.
>hitting the white house with a nuke
>not hitting the pentagon, norad, cia, or anything important
>not a warning missile
>isnt all over the news
>no presidential shit happening
0/10 for making me waste time reading it
Hmm interesting. Just asked my source about this
. And it is likely that Putin knows of this "video game". My source says he refered it to his engineering crew, who were inspired by the design to create the Nuke in question. They made it look like the "video game" rocket to appeal to Putin's sensibilities. So interesting find, it's interesting how violence in video games, has allowed these dictators to be inspired, to create violence in our real world.
this isnt 1981 grandpa.
The Hardest known organic element is Graphene. Retards.
Due to extensive research done by the 4chan University of Science, diamond has been confirmed as the the hardest metal known the man. The research is as follows.
Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed.
They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an out into the wall, and the wall came out fine.
They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors.
They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond travelling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours.
They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards midwestern Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour.
They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York.
They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive.
Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known the man.
Please. I am just spreading the image, that was linked to be my source from the newsboard of Secret Twitter. IF you had knowledge of a Nuke appraoching the headquraters of the democratic United States of America President, Barack Obama, would you keep it to yourself? Not me, anyway.
I am merely trying to save the white race of the easter united states from imminent annihilation at the hands of this violent dicttor, V. Putin. A nuke landing in Washington DC would have seeverely negative effects on the surrounding health levels, harming the health levels of the surrounding White American population - you know that - so how come so irresponsible?
>result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York.
All this time and 9/11 jokes still make me kek
God damn you need some practice.
>Metal alloys make it immune to bullets
Here is how you get people to believe you
Nuclear missile launched from Russia Headed to the White house. its.... HAPPENING!!!!!!
Are you really emphasizing that Vladimir Putin would announce something like this on Public Twitter? This would ruin the element of surprise, so no, he would not do it. He had to keep it a secret, so he used discretion and used Secret Twitter instead.
As an Austrian it pleases me to see germany going back to its shitposting roots
Tough luck, pal. This nuke has enough juice in it to wipe out the entire Eastern United States. After you are dying of nuclear radiation, you will feel sorry you didnt take my advice, and drive on the highway towards the East, and instead got nuked like a chump.
Nuke time T-30 mnutes
I live on the western seaboard. If the nuke was big enough to wipe out the whole eastern seaboard, it would blow a chunk out of the earth, cause massive tsunamis all around the planet. Damage both Canada, Caribbean countries and Mexico. The whole planet would rattle. The radiation would spread ALL OVER the planet. Nobody is this fucking stupid.
FORT MEADE BRO HERE
NSA BUILDING IS BEING EVACUATED
Yeah and what does that say about your chance of survival.
Not my fault you are a chump and did not listen to me in time. You could have escaped to Hawaii to escape the Tsunami that is going to flood the entire Western United States after this nuke makes contact with the White House. But instead you had to troll the messenger on the internet. Smooth moves, champ.
If you were being serious, you would be running into the nearest tsunami shelter to hide yourself and your family. So why are you still here?
It's because you're desire to troll is greater, than the desire to live. You would rather die a troll than live. What does that say about you I am wondering?
In your heart you know its real but your trolling has scrambled your mind. The jewish psychologist invention of sarcastic irony has scrambled it and now you can no longer detect reality, and deny ironclad evidence of your immediate death and instead troll your savior, who out of the goodness of his own heart, reached out his brave hand to save you and the white race of the United States, from Putin's nuclear onslaught.
It wouldn't because it has 4 pairs of thrusters that work using nuclear energy, it is also lighter than it looks due to a special metal aloy, and special rocket design inspired by Avian skeleton layout.
CONFIRMED FOR HAPPPPPPPPEEEEENNNNNIIIIIINNNNGGGGGG
Yeah I've been suspecting it for a while but this confirms that you're not an American but a Mossad agent who has been spreading doubt about the imminent annihilation of the American white race to free up American soil for Zionist colonization.
Be suspicious of American flags from now on. Some of them might be posting via bunkers but some are most likely planted agents of Mossad, spreading American Holocaust denial
I had my source sketch this for you. This is a quick sketch with the key figures calculated by the analysis computer.
I cringe everytime
haha you fuckin faggots the one time you get a warning and you ignore it turn on cnn i have picture of 2 pac with a ipad goota go thoe iv got full battery
I live right next to DC
I hear lots of sirens and helis and shit.
I have heard 4 gunshots so far.
Im not a samefag you newfag
Learn to use the chans
I can recite the entire mcdonalds menu if you like
Man you are full of shit, nukes are flying at speed of 5000km per hour there is no way anyone can aim it and shoot it down, you try to aim something flying that was
You are idiot fuck you
Didn't you hear the kraut? The rotational velocidensity, caused by the extra rockets causes it to spin at enormous speeds, the friction of which melts bullets on impact.
The triple 4 pounder with goga gola
HAHA I just used reverse psychology on you and it turns out you are not an american.
The real number 4 is the quadruple 4 pounder, which is 4*4 = 10 (how I learned it in school) so 4 pounds of meat
And this concludes the thread. OP raised a little anxiety with false happenings, but had a realitively crappy plan, and even a crappier execution of keeping the false story alive and believable. The real discussion is, was he trolling? Satire? Lolz?
My answer; bored as shit from having no social life and tired of wasting the majority of his life on vidya and escapisms. Get outside and get some friends OP.
>heard for blankets