Who does /pol/ think is the greatest human being who ever lived?
>Vlad the Impaler
>Not best know for created the spit kebab
HE WAS GOING TO TAKE US TO MARS IN THE 80S, YOU FUCKING CUCKS, ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS LISTEN
>tfw Tesla was given answers to the universe by the universe itself, because of his humility and altruism
>tfw he died poor, cold, and alone, while others have become famous stealing all of his creations to become opulently wealthy
But perhaps Mark Twain is superior to Tesla; after all, Tesla attributes Twain's books as the reason he was able to survive such a deplorably sickly childhood. (Twain cried when he heard this.)
Yes, he started a successful cult, but without that cult, the Roman Empire would have held together for much longer and we wold have had an industrial revolution several hundred to a thousand years earlier.
Vlad is definitely someone to look up to, he kept Europe safe from kebab.
At the age of 13, Vlad and his brother were taken as hostages by the Ottomans and educated in the ways of warfare and the Quran. While his brother came to sympathize with them and be welcome into their ranks, what Vlad saw of the Ottomans and what they did to their victims made him sick. His defiance earned him a life of hardship and punishments. He vowed to one day be free and return their cruelty thousandfold.
Once he was free he increased his political capital by helping his like-minded cousin Stefan attain the throne of Moldavia and fighting in the crusade called by Pius II against the Ottomans. As leader of Wallachia, when the sultan demanded tribute from him he adamantly refused and prepared an ambush for the force the sultan would send to pressure him. He impaled them all.
Justified by the sultan's aggression he crossed the Danube, devastated the area and using his turkish education infiltrated Ottoman camps to raze them from within. To inform the pope of what he'd done he sent his envoy this message:
"I have killed peasants men and women, old and young, who lived at Oblucitza and Novoselo, where the Danube flows into the sea... We killed 23,884 Turks without counting those whom we burned in homes or the Turks whose heads were cut by our soldiers...Thus, your highness, you must know that I have broken the peace."
the mysterious stranger is one of the best stories ever
even the version that was finished by some other fraud is very insightful
both versions changed my way of thinking, now i try to think like young satan
God damn it, how can someone be that fucking based?
Yeah I am bumping my own post. It's the only one that matters in this thread full of Jaden faggot Smith's.
One of the most redpilled things I learned from /pol/ was that Vlad was probably one of the top 10 people in European history based on saving it from kebab.
When I grew up all I knew was Dracula and he was a pretty screwed up guy.
If it wasn't for him, who knows if Europe would have dominated the world the way they did from the 1500's onwards.
I wish Vlad and Skenderbeg could have fought together against the Turkish scums
Skanderbeg was like Vlad from albania. They both were held captive by the ottomans and both were fighting for Christianity. It would have been awesome if both could fight together and send them back to mongolia
>but without that cult, the Roman Empire would have held together for much longer and we wold have had an industrial revolution several hundred to a thousand years earlier.
Get back into your grave Gibbon, your pseudohistory has no place here.
>Demand tribute from a guy
>He says no
>Send soldiers to intimidate him
>He tortures all of them to death
>Then he kills 20,000 of your people
>Then he does it again
>Send army to stop him
Wow, I wonder how this story ends.
That's what I thought. Absolutely no proof.
I dont lurk threads religiously. I have absolutely no proof, but if I had no prior knowledge of tesla I would just see a simple brilliant person with a poor social affinity. And it worked out that way in the end, didn't it?
>I dont lurk threads religiously. I have absolutely no proof
And you expect me or anyone else to believe you're better then this?
Get fucked, rekt, kek'd and vexxed you Sunny Delight drinking faggot.
>Who does /pol/ think is the greatest human being who ever lived?
>greatest human being who ever lived
>greatest human being
Jesus confirmed for not being god, but a scam artist