That's just the way of the world bro. A lot of Europoors will still be calling us loud, obnoxious, fat, and stupid, safe and sound inside their homes, while we're dying in the Baltics preventing a Russian advance.
Pretty much this, the feelings and sentiments of society are the same on a global scale as for a national scale. I for one hope that we blow them off because they don't like us after all.
>you will never be born in the USA
Feels bad man.
Its fine because we also don't want Russia to take over, which would happen without us. Its win win. Just the eurofags who whine about the US but don't want to lower their welfare state so they can afford to defend themselves that are annoying.
Come on m8, we gave you a warm welcome.
That's worth something, right?
Sweden, /pol/ took a vote. You do not get to call anyone "Pathetic" anymore. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. No go welcome another hundred thousand niggers into your homeland, but good luck finding a black cock that doesn't already have a swede attached to it.
> try being independent
> coming from sweden
> the vulture that fucked over poland for no reason, weakening it enough that the partition was possible
Love you too, Poland.
Does your wife know you shitpost on /pol/?
Americans are our greatest ally against the mongol invaders.
Wikipedia says 2018. Also holy shit, how have I never heard of this thing? It looks like a fucking space tank.
>What is an empire?
What? Do you think that we just keep our military around to keep you safe? Money goes into the military, and the military gets us the money right back.
>What is an empire?
This is partly true. But you have to realize that the US *wants* to be the world police.
Poland and the EU are practically "protectorates". Both sides benefit from this form of relationship but I would say that we benefit more. Militarily weak countries are easy to influence and control from the US standpoint.
>A protectorate, in its inception adopted by modern international law, is an autonomous territory that is protected diplomatically or militarily against third parties by a stronger state or entity. In exchange for this, the protectorate usually accepts specified obligations, which may vary greatly, depending on the real nature of their relationship. However, it retains formal sovereignty and remains a state under international law. A territory subject to this type of arrangement is also known as a protected state.
>Poland and the EU are practically "protectorates"
Yea, but to the EU, it primarily applies in the nuclear sense.
And that's mostly 'cause you ... even I ... didn't want all the European nations getting nukes themselves.
As far as ground / air armies go, the EU has itself covered quite well, and it's not even expending that much of an effort yet.
Our current politicians are fucking cucks, I live 4 km away from a millitary base and I see BRDMs driving around.
Our millitary is 100k strong but only 20-30k are actual frontline soldiers the rest are logistics and pencil pushers.
The reason it's like this is because we pay pencil pushers way more then the guys that actually get shit done.
Poland will no longer be 99% white. They like black guys in uniforms. Poland will be the new Sweden of Eastern Europe.
T O P K E K
Just remember to ask Jamal to say please when he wants sum dat yt pussy from your wife. lol Expect rape rates to skyrocket. U.S. Army has been raping the fuck out of Koreans and Japs. It's time for pure Poles to make the sacrifice next for protection.
Don't worry Poland, we'll come fuck shit up with you. We aren't scared little bitches, which you know, which is why you called us.
Yet we are the 2nd biggest country in the world, have a ton of oil and natural resources and have a huge claim to Arctic which is super-important and also full of natural resources. And US has no bases in Canada yet we do have Canadian military in the US at NORAD.
So shut your piehole.
>being this much of a pussy
It's always funny to see sweden act as if they were still significant to anything
way better investment than kike land. after all we ARE participating in US operation in middle east, contrary to jewgots
You're a bunch of slaves. Always have been, always will be. Poland cannot exist on its own. It just needs to always be someone's slave. Be it Germans or Americans or Russians... your job has always been to shut the fuck up and take it up the ass.
What a sad excuse for country.
>90% of population hugs U.S. border
>Nearly all your economic ties are to the U.S.
>We get great deals on all your natural resources
>We have air bases right cross the border, why do we need yours, especially with Alaska next to Russia
>We give you buffer to Russia
>We let you be a part of NORAD
Go away canuck.
Just about worthless right now, and it is pulled out of the dirt by US and chinese owned companies who we give generous tax breaks.
Same thing the Japs get all of our good lumber and we export most of our pulp out that way.
>US has no bases in Canada
Not at the moment, goose bay used to be a USAF base
Plus they're our biggest trading partner and there will soon be US border service officers operating in our country. We're pretty intertwined with our bros to the south.
Canada trades with everyone. Our biggest economic partner will be China in a decade. And we don't fear Russia, America fears Russia.
And the best part is that 30 years from now, Canada will still exist while the US will be broken up in several pieces because your niggers and spics are multiplying like rats and white kids are already a minority in schools. Your whole country's fucking doomed.
Poland is controlled more and more by jews.
Accidently love to usa grow more and more and hate to russians grow even bigger.
No. Poland is one of the most pro-US countries in the world.
>Poland loves a country that dindu nothing
>Poland hates a country that raped the shit out of them and is now raping the shit out of our neighbor
>this is somehow jewish propaganda
>Politicians that serve the US use the fear mongering propaganda of the Ukrainian crisis to further their goals and entrench US influence in their nations
all part of the plan
Fucking love you poland
Think of all the janitorial jobs that would open up if we established freedom bases in your country.
Even if, that's still better than being a set of anuses for russia to fuck.
In b4 "but my ideal version of russia was never tried. Poland was raped by the bad kind of russia, not my ideal russia which would make it stronk"
>would you exchange latvian QT's for freedom bases?
Depends on how many qt's.
>was in Ādaži shopping mall and saw us troops on their free time there
>told them they were doing a great job walking by and fist bumped the closest one to me
Made me want to go and get a burger. 10/10 would interact with again
>if you ignore it it will go away
If russia goes full WW3, Poland will be hit hard.
There is no neutrality, there is only defending ourselves or surrendering to the rapist who raped us before.
Most of the time military members are incredibly respectful in foreign countries.
I cannot say the same for asian countries we tend to get retarded. We had a guy who got in trouble for trying to instigate ninja fights with the ninja women of islam in malaysia.
I will feed you gourmet burger friend
ALL OF YOUR QT's jk
TFW we should strengthen ties with former soviet states because its better than israel
Hahaha, poor, naive Puerto Rican, how blissfully ignorant you are of the essence of being Polish.
It's ok, I don't expect you to understand; you live in a place where the sun shines on things you see to give them colour and your heart is not made of scar tissue that pumps hatred.
You see, my tropical friend, we Poles do not see fighting Russians as something to be avoided, it is the very reason why God put us on this Earth and we feel empty without it. Having to kill people who march into our country uninvited is the only thing that makes us work together to realize our true potential. It is a priviledge we won't miss out on as only those who die fighting invaders will get to eat pierogi in heaven with Jan Paweł Drugi.
>Most of the time military members are incredibly respectful in foreign countries.
Yeah they totally are, especially if you take into account US tourists. Your tourists tend to be very, I'm talking about EXTREME LEVELS OF OBNOXIOUS, but the military - nothing of the sorts.
>We had a guy who got in trouble for trying to instigate ninja fights with the ninja women of islam in malaysia.
I'm sure it was just playful banter.
>be american pilot in Poland
>have to land because poor visibility
>babushkas bring you cake and coffee
Lads, let me tell you about Poland. Poland is many things, but not 'cool'. Poland is your blood and bones, in fact wherever a Pole is there is Poland. That's how Poles refer to each other - as their own blood and bones.
Poland is the constant longing. Not longing for success, or for freedom, or for power. Poland is the constant longing for longing's sake, and that is because of a typical Pole's void where his soul used to be. Polish souls died long ago and we're all living in a purgatory.
You may muse why Poles do not show happiness casually. Why would they? Happiness is private. Happiness is the only thing still belonging to you, not to your ancestors. They always demand your blood, your sacrifice, your work for your Fatherland's magnificence but never ask you to be happy. Happiness is yours only. If a Pole decides to share his inner happiness with you then, by God, you are his. Forever. You are Poland henceforth.
Poles rarely show enthusiasm or any higher feelings at all. They are sociopaths by western standards, but by their own standards they are just seeking their own completion and do not want feeling to interfere. The bane of Pole's existence is the precise knowledge that completion will never come.
To be a Pole is to be constantly introverted. To observe, analyse and come up with possible solutions. If they do not appear anyway, Pole shan't despair. Shan't show anger. These are just surface feelings. Inside Pole will have expected failure. Such is life.
You may probably have seen Poles drunk. Well, they drink a lot. They even appear human then. It's a ruse. They drink to forget about their existence for at least a while.
Don't cry over Poles, because they will not be grateful. They are walking husks drained of humanity, animated avatars of their national virtues and vices. It is not accidental that the most common motto of Polish people goes: "God, Honour, Fatherland". There is no place for rest. You live a little while, then die.
Yep, America is an unequivocal force for good.
Enjoy spending your tax dollars to provide security for other nations, who can then spend their tax dollars on free shit for citizens.
>to eat pierogi in heaven with Jan Paweł Drugi
GREAT, now the shitty ebola-ridden niggers at the Americuck Army can rape polish grills on a regular basis just like they do in Okinawa,
Poland has done more for society and historians than any of you will ever, ever know. You should all be willing to defend them for their contributions.
Bullshit. I just got in an argument with some Polish faggot that bitched about how the US "is the biggest threat on Earth" and that we need to stop ruining Europe.
Our next president needs to pull all military presence off of foreign soil and stop getting involved in your wars. We can then kick back and relax here in North America and watch the show.
>Poland wants to be our bitch
LEL not to long until they start installing U.S. bases
>polish blacks running around
Curious to see how this turns out when I'm an old man
Hmm not bad
>9/10 would retire and visit
Go ahead and install that base folks!
>we want military occupation
>to protect us from military occupation
Yuropoors: America's bitches
Most American NiGgAz and other browns who are in the military are in non-combat positions which means getting stationed in Europe and Australia.
Now under first gay president Obabo, I assume LGBT will be statined there as well.
Fuck off, I support Poland. They are like that one uncle in the family that never really did much... but then you find out that they once did a whole bunch of stuff and had a bunch of money... then you feel bad for judging... and its like, that uncle may be in his 40's deleverying news papers from his car at 430 in the morning, but he as a quiet dignity about himself. After all, he did not let his ego get in the way of providing for his family. One day he might get back some of what he once had, and he'll remember who his real friends are.
You're going to make it Poland. I for one think Poland will be in the 21st century what Germany was in the 20th century. A world power that surprised everyone!
Some French faggot was claiming the same thing and arguing that dozens of regional powers with nuclear weapons that hate each other would make for a safer world than one superpower keeping the peace through intimidation.
I think it would be seriously funny if we took his advice since we'd be relatively safe here on the mainland. We really do need to let Europe and the Middle East blow off some steam instead of getting involved, though. That shit is expensive.
why not find out about poland's contributions
I love you, America-kun. I don't even mind niggers, really, since I don't think you'd just let them run around freely. Blacks will be something new in Poland. It's pretty much a zoo that protects you at night. Seems pretty cool for me. Maybe we'll get to see some more casual ameribros, and get some tourism going on here. I really don't see anything bad happening from that.
Poland be honest.
Are you just worried that the Russkies will steal your clay like they did to Ukraine?
Though why would you be worried? You're a NATO member, the second Russia attacks you we're (supposed) to rush in with the big guns.
The people who say that are either pro-Russian trolls or some sandniggers.
Some in Western Europe might say it but they like to talk because danger is far away from them, but the minute trouble might hit home they'll beg for freedom.
That is fucking spot on.
The Danzig corridor is like the old Firebird the uncle owned.
Sure it seems like it's lost but maybe one day he'll get one when they're not so important/expensive.
Seventy years ago and we never left.
At least Poland has always been cool about it, unlike the rest of you whiny cunts.
NVM he's redpilled. He's a true /pol/ack.
Other provocative statements include the claim that there is no written proof Adolf Hitler was aware of the Holocaust and that the difference between rape and consensual sex is very subtle. He has also claimed that: "there is a hypothesis that the attitudes of men are passed to women by way of the semen which penetrates the tissue... now when contraceptives are much more in use, the women become much more independent.” During the 2012 Summer Paralympics, Korwin-Mikke wrote that the general public should "not see the disabled on television". In 2007 he set up a "Individual Development Foundation" which helps disabled people develop their skills in chess. He proposed that the European Commission's Berlaymont building would be better used as a brothel. In regards to welfare, he has stated his belief that: “If someone gives money to an unemployed person he should have his hand cut off because he is destroying the morale of the people."
Poland has always been my favorite country in Europe. My best friend's parents are actually Polish immigrants and I love his family. I remember visiting one day while there was some party going on and getting pulled into some dancing circle with qt Polish girls and nice old people while some guy played an accordion. Good times.
It's just his way of passing the time while his wife gets "shitposted" by Jamal upstairs.
I wonder how much theyre going to like it when nig nogs on the american bases start knocking up local girls.
I always had your back bro and am ashamed of my numerous countrymen. But such are the times of SJW and we have to be thankful for havens of reason and rationality such as based Poland.
Damn, I'm jealous of those soldiers going to get stationed in Poland. Those guys are going to clean up. Poorish hot blonde women.
No country in Europe besides the microstates is rare, you fucking retard. I saw someone call Bulgaria rare just a few minutes ago. Have you never been on /int/ or /sp/? There's Baltic generals on the former. Every normal sized European country besides Albania consistently posts.
Every free country knows America defending them is better than the alternative but there are too many SJWs today creating discourse.
>but there are too many SJWs today creating discourse.
>hey man! Muslims are peaceful misunderstood minorities!!!!!!!
muslims behead a dozen converts
>Why are you such a bigot!??!?!?!?!
HOW DOES IT FEEL SUCKING THE AMERICAN DICK YOU COCK SUCKING CUCKOLDS?
LOL YOU JUST JOINED THE HISTORY OF CUCKOLD COUNTRIES LIKE UKRAINE
ENJOY THE CUM OF FREEDOM FAGGOTS HAHAHA
I support the idea - I'd rather have Americans first on the front line than Polish soldiers.
Seriously though, Merikans have better equipment and anti-ballistic capabilities, so to be honest, they are a much more serious force than Polish army. The question is, who's going to pay for them stationing here (pretty sure it will be Polish taxpayers).
I sincerely doubt Ruskie will try any shit here - it's just politicians and media trying to feed on people's fear.
>some Polish faggot that bitched about how the US "is the biggest threat on Earth"
kek, I remember that thread. I posted a pic of world military spending pie chart...
How ya doin yankie twat?
Yes, let them come. I hear legends and stories that a murican can eat 20 times their own weight in food per meal, and always top 99%. Just imagine how that would help with selling our produce since the whole embargo war with Russia began.
we need your
saviour America great america
land of the free
liberate us master
inbred our women
What Poland really wants is more money they can get by selling American weapons. If we learned anything from Poland, then we know that Poland gone from Jewish to Christian to Nazi and they still don't know the difference, we can as well call them Christian Jew-Nazis.
P.S. All those patriotic Polish girls that left their country. The Jew immigration tears are shed, money conquers all love.
>Poland is controlled more and more by jews.
>Jewish Renaissance Movement in Poland
>literally theorizing on how to make Poland Israel 2.0
>they'll say it's actually just roleplay and not a real documentary
Polish Nazis are similar to Ukraine Nazis, they both don't know what Nazism means. There are actually idiots from Serbia & Poland who left behind their job, wife, home to go fight for Ukraine for 200 Euro salary.
We know very well what Russian soldiers do to the people they occupy, Yankee. We have been occupied after your country sold us to them after WW2.
>Choose your master wisely.
We are far too old and experienced a nation to fall for that shit. We've been betrayed and fucked over by neighbouring military powers for centuries. The only masters of Poland are and will ever be the Poles.
Russification of our people, Forced learning of Russian, KGB raids, sending dissenters to Siberia, genocide, torture, attempts at ethnic cleansing of poles...
We don't lean either way, we know that the west was just as bad to us.
We lean south. To Hungary.
Is this how an average Polish-American looks like?
>We lean south. To Hungary.
You know he's canonically Jewish, right? The fact that he looks like an Aryan superman was supposed to be ironic. Like the "Nazi technology is actually based on Jewish superscience". It was some kind of hilariously misguided attempt at coming out right by all sides that just ended up stupid. If there's any game that shouldn't even try to go right it's Wolfenstein.
>has US military bases in their country
>is getting cucked by Germany and the IMF
>talks shit about Poland accepting one military base.
>implying nearly all rest of EU doesn't already have US bases in it.
Please Greece, I cannot laugh any harder.
Last time I checked 1 was more than 0. But maybe your poor country couldn't afford to teach you math.
Next time you try to mock another country for doing something you've already done a long time ago try not being retarded.
I bet it will be difficult for you though.
Also, pay debt already.
Poland should be used to being occupied, after all the last batch of soldiers wore similar helmets...
>YEAHH POLAND STRONG BRING IT ON RUSKIES WE WILL REMOVE VODKA WE WILL REACH MOSKAU HUSSARS!!!
>AMERICAAAA, QUICK, RUSSIA IS LOOKING AT ME BAD PLEASE SEND PERMANENT TROOPS OH ANOTHER SHOAAAAAA
Polands are scum.
>They wouldn't have the expenditure on a prolonged conflict with the EU.
It wouldn't be prolonged. The EU can be split apart with ease. The only reason why it even exists is due to NATO giving it enough stability and security to survive. Without NATO, the EU is as doomed as a 1-day old chick kicked out of a brooder.
You're just pissed because we humiliated the fuck out of you. And that only happened because you were so fucking persistant in taking other peoples' stuff that you ended up loosing a massive island to Russia and 2 of your cities to nukes.
Galactic republic is more like Russia than America. Like Russia, the Empire would conquer and subjugate various star systems and impose order with force while ignoring regional customs, values, and self-respect.
America is like the rebels; allying with different systems and having a massive combined force but not imposing order from above on the various systems.
Damn, we need more bases, especially in Africa, South America, Oceana, and Mexico.
Although, some EU faggots hate this idea but won't say it out loud why since they don't like to admit that England, France, Belgium and maybe even Italy have de-facto ownership of Africa and never resist the urge to intervene in African affairs. Putting American bases in Africa would piss of France and Britain to the point where those faggots would be doing everything short of nuclear war to hint to us their displeasure without openly saying it.
And almost every country has an ebassy/consulate in America and most other countries.
Unlike America, most countries live in the Old World or South America where rivals can foster nationlistic uprisings in their borders or use any number of coercive means to weaken/corrupt their government. Having an American base in their country is a way of saying "hey, don't waste your time since America won't let you have your way with us". Its like having a body guard: even if you get poisoned, the body guard can still beat the shit out of the fucker with the blow gun.
Also, American bases bring money to the countries they are in and make joint operations/training much more easy to facilitate.
This isn't some fictitious star-trek universe where everyone has their own unique planet and are a unique species. In the real world, power can be augmented by influence, and connections more so than natural resources or even culture. Everyone has to ally with someone and allying with America is far better than the alternative (i.e. Russia). No one wants to be on Russia's side and countries only join it if they're coerced or forced.
Besides, when Russia fucks over an ally, their people cheer and proclaim it as a statement of Russian strength. When America fucks over an ally, the American people flip out and attack the politicians who made the calls. An ignorant and idealistic population is a far nicer ally than one with an in-the-know population who's nationalistic and self-interested.
>What's in it for the Americans? Clay?
How fucking stupid are you? Ever since the Spanish-American war, we quit taking land and instead turned to using our military force for gaining alliances and empowering our ideals.
>but hurr durr island in the pacific.... US territories
Yeah, we took some strategic islands but that's so that we weren't cut off from Pacific involvement.
If we wanted to conquer land, taking your Candadian ass over would be the wisest idea since we could assimilate you fuckers within a single generation and there's nothing you could do about it.
ITT: Butthurt belt of EU trying to seem relevant.
I'll be partypooper - Neither US or Russia cares about your land, resources or cheap slaves.
No war will start because of you, no war will stop because of you, your only choice is to behave yourself when HAPPENING occurs.
Another thing to remember: the average American, and thus the average American soldier, is very ignorant when it comes to foreign affairs. I was talking to a soldier a few weeks ago and he didn't even know the difference between Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden. So when Americans go to a foreign country and start fights, its usually due to gross ignorance. For instance, imagine if that soldier I was talking about was sent to Afghanistan and got in a fight with someone due to an argument about WMDs or accused a local of being an Arab or, on the other hand, imagine if he went to Iraq and got in a drunken fight with a local and accused them of being a bunch of goat-fucking, cave-dwelling, terrorists who attacked us on 9/11.
Our ignorance of the world is a strength since it keeps us clear-eyed when it comes to long-running nationalistic conflicts but it also makes us very prone to appearing as assholes or fools to locals.
Just keep this in mind: This pic is of Jen Psaki who just got a differnt job in the federal government. She was the spokesperson for the United States Department of State (i.e. the people who deal with foreign countries diplomatically). When asked how many languages she spoke on her last day, her answer was 1.