You are transported 4000 years back into the past in the exact place you are now with only what you are currently carrying. What do you do in your new home?
central PA here
im literally in my underwear with my laptop on my stomach.....
so hopefully those filthy injuns will see my blue eyes and pale skin and make me there god. then i just drown myself in native american pussy, making thousands of half white babies, single handedly preparing usa east coast for easy invasion when my euro bros show up in a millenia or so.
I would have a knife, small amount of leather, phone with my solar charger, and my laptop which I'm sure I could use for something useful. Luckily Michigan isn't too cold after April starts, so this could work.
>wake up from slumber
>beautiful boreal forest surrounds me
>hear the sound of drumming and singing in the distance
>decide to investigate
>as I approach the music I hear a crackle behind me
>native approaches me with his bow drawn
>I smile to him, his face turns to awe
>he quickly puts his bow away and signals me to follow him after offering me some berries which I ate, he seemed very happy about giving them to me
>come up to his tribe and speaks to them about his new discovery
>everyone's eyes are locked onto me and they look as though they're looking at a long lost friend
>I notice there are wooden sculptures of wolves around the tribal grounds, they are beautiful, they must be very skilled at making them
>the one who I assume is chief puts his hands in the air and starts to chant a phrase
>the rest of them join
>I am escorted and showed to sit on a throne with 2 wolf statues beside it
>the chanting stops and I figure I should say something to break the silence
>"My name... my name is Michael."
>"ooooooooohhhh!!": they gasped
>"Mi.. Mik.. Mikal. MIKAL MIKAL MIKAL"
>The chanting of my name continues while also being accompanied by imitated wolf howling
>partied all night, fucked their prettiest women and smoked some of the weirdest drugs
>mfw these people think I am a wolf reincarnated
>I am confused, afraid, and miserable from Florida's heat and misquotes. I don't find anything to eat and wader around aimlessly until I pass out on a patch of non 10 foot grass
>the effects of being without my medication are starting to effect me already. I am dizzy and feeling sick. I still don't find food, I start having panic attacks and curl into a fetal position. I find water, but it's muddy and I just end up throwing it up. I find plenty of wood to burn, but I quickly realize that not only do I not know how to start a fire, it would be near impossible because of the high humidity and frequent rain storms. I sleep.
>I don't wake up.
pretty much like that probably.
First thing, break my laptop screen to create makeshift knives. I'm sure the plastic of the case will come in some kind of handy. Maybe I can melt it and fashion it into a vessel to carry water. I can't imagine what use any of the PCBs will be but maybe I can figure something out.
I try to keep my motivation and spirits up, and get through the day. Where I live was uninhabited, hard land to get to, going back to time immemorial. Hopefully there are some american chestnut trees nearby.
>one hand on mouse, the other on my foot.
I guess I get my cell phone which might work as a flash light until the battery dies, which isn't long at all. Maybe use it to frighten the vicious natives I no doubt encounter soon after arrival.
Go around performing "miracles" in exchange for pretty wives.
Tell them a scary story about the "Ones who rub hands"
Freak out european colonists thousands of years later when they discover a tribe with lots of blondes with green eyes
tell the brown tribe people i am their pale moon goddess to avoid being raped to death and then maybe try to build a boat or something to get to real, tolerable civilization within a decade. fuck the timeline.
....white buffalo calf woman.
She appeared to two Lakota hunters.
One hunter thought she was beautiful and hugged her close.
She wasn't in the mood for being cuddled by a stranger and killed him with a bolt of lightning.
The other hunter brought her to his village and she taught the Lakota the ways of peace and smoking tobacco.
>travel to Tenochtitlan
>Claim to be Quetzalcoátl
>Forewarn the spanish invasion
>Start the industrial revolution
>Breed and teach my children all I know
>Live as a God
>When I'm about to die, I travel of into the sunset as legend tells.
Begin the decimation of the native population early. Rebuild America thousands of years in the past.
Write down my understanding of current technology.
Declare war on Jews before they can do anything stupid.
afaik my region i would be in a birch and pine forest with some celtic mining villages nearby.
>Bronze age cultures masterrace
i would probably be killed by the natives for being a weirdo.
Fuck me, I'm in a desert full of cannibal indians
I suppose I make a daring trip across the world and try to make it to pre-Rome. Give them the plans and prints on how to make and utilize steam power, make Super Rome.
>tfw forest around me
>"Shit will be hard"
>"Some celts are nearby, better watch out"
>scout the whole forest
>suddenly breathing behind me
>get taken to their village to the elder
>bows before him
>he doesn't understand me
>try to carve something into a tree
>resembles celts killing some long-nosed men
>They give me a weapon, food and shelter
>meanwhile they travel to the middle east, leaving me alone with some hot chicks, some people that protect this village and the rest
>fuck the chicks every night
>one day they come back
>i am still fucking the elder's daughter
>he sees me
>tfw finally a gf
>poland was a complex farming society 4000 years ago like Canaan or the Hittites
>the only northern europeans at this level despite their similar climates
Well, I keep my solar charger on me, so I still have Google maps, it's just not updating. I have glass, so I can start a fire faster that anybody on the continent. I'm black, so I'm either a god, or something to be feared by the natives.
> start making weapons (slingbow)
> start befriending natives
> train natives to kill any whites on site
>wander the wilderness until I'm found by people
>they're Karankawa Indians
>they're all like 6-7 feet tall so I have no height advantage
>they think I'm magic because of my blond hair, blue eyes, and pale skin
>they capture me
>ritualistically kill me
Those flightless birds will crack your skull and gore you m8.
These things are 4x the size of a chicken and completely defenseless. I'd be fine.
>Abundant food in flightless birds
You know what hunted those birds?
>manage to scrape by and make a life for yourself
>out killing stupid looking moa with a sharpened stick
>you get one and scare the rest off
>as you butcher the carcass, you hear a shrill, terrifying cry
>the eagle's massive talons impact your body and shatter your spine
>as the blood and life leaks from your limp form, you see the landscape rolling beneath you
>it drops you to your death
GET READY TO BE FUCKED
You know Florida had cannibals well man hunters or whatever but they did eat people.
pretty much everywhere in america it just depends on if the Indians will kill you off hand.
i heard they liked black guys cause they considered dark skin good mojo or some shit.
>hopefully don't get killed (or worse) by the natives right off the bat
>convince someone to give me some pants or shit because I'm not wearing any
>befriend a tribe, learn their language, convince them I'm a pale-skinned demigod
>teach my tribe the English language and hope it spreads to other ones
>convince the nomadic faggots to start domesticating the bison and farming this extremely fertile part of the prairie
>get them to start working on some badass pyramids that rival those in Egypt and Mesoamerica
>fuck every hot native bitch I see and make sure I get as many women pregnant as possible
>they pass on my superior European genetics
>incidentally expose them to whatever various modern bacteria is on me so the weaker ones are culled out and more adaptable to future outbreaks
>eventually, when Europeans arrive to this region, they will find a pale-skinned, giant white buffalo-riding, corn-growing, pyramid-building, English-variant-speaking civilization that they may decide not to wipe out
>tfw I make a bigger contribution to society than I could have ever done in the modern world
Pretty similar to half the shit on here, and in reality I would probably die within the first couple days, maybe the first week if I was lucky.
Its kind of weird to know that those animals existed til the 1500s. 4000 years ago wooly mammoths still lived on some remote islands.
I'm in a forest and there's wolves and bears everywhere, but if I get to a village I'm all good. Do you even into bronze, rest of world? Also, there are no gypsies here for another 3.000 years!
All I have is a stainless steel knife and a solar charger for my phone. So I guess I'm a god.
Only thing to do is to head south for the future Aztec empire. Tell them I'm their serpent God. And that one day, i will return from the east.
Drop my phone, get out my knife, start whittling and set up a small camp. It just snowed and it's quite damp.
Keep on the look out for bears and wolves, forrage to eat until my camp is stable enough and then start to explore the forest.
Find an unspoilt FennoUgric qt (pre Mongol days muhphuckazz) and make Finland in 9 month intervals.
I fall into a bog at such a height that I break my legs and become embedded into the bog.
My cries for help go unheeded as the area hasn't been settled(according to archaeological finds).
I die alone. The bog preserves my body and I end up as part of a bog body archaeological exhibition in modern times.
You have condemned me to arrive in primal wilderness Pennsylvania barefoot, wearing jeans and a T-shirt and a pen plus car keys in my pockets. I have a massive rotater cuff injury to my primary (right) shoulder and can barely lift ten pounds with that arm, and my left knee was pretty much destroyed when I was mugged five years ago.
The chances of me locating a tribe of natives before I die of exposure is near-zero. If I do manage to find such a tribe, there is a slim chance I can somehow demonstrate some value to my knowledge (two STEM degrees, one in geology the other comp sci, plus another general STEM degree's worth of related & misc knowledge).
If, somehow I make that miracle, my adoptive tribe will develop the blast furnace and be forging steel (not just iron, but stainless-fucking-steel) and a vast array of supportive technology. I also know a lot about ceramics, glass, a fair bit of field-grade first aid, bacteria & virus level biology, numerous sustainable energy and farming tricks & techniques.
North America would experience an Industrial Revolution during my lifetime, and I have fairly intimate knowledge of the globe, landmasses, some decent clue as to cultures of the time period, and enough ship-building tricks to develop inter-global trade & warfare.
Fuck. Guess I try to convince some fags to help me build a boat and GTFO to somewhere nice. Crete, maybe, or Egypt, someplace where I could support myself as a magician since I don't have any useful skills but do know a bunch of tricks with chemistry I could impress the natives with.
>find a tribe
>prove my worth using bushcraft skills
>teach tribe writing and basic mining and blacksmithing
>impress upon them the need not to trade ideas with the outside world only goods.
>build a castle and use local tribes as my armies
>invade Europe and make my name echo throughout history as the man who conquered the world
>die of old age
>spawn just north of major river
>walk a bit south, use pocket knife to collect willow bark and wood
>try and weave fish trap from bark and twigs, leave to soak in river
>use lighter, twigs, tinder, and some receipts from my wallet to smoke/burn some beavers out of their burrow, impale them on sharp stick
>build small shelter from willow branches, enough to last me the night
>start building a small camp, constructing basic tools, fortifications against animals and natives
>slowly befriend natives, teach them about canal construction, land reclamation and flood management
>cultivate rich river dunes to sustain agriculture, grow population
>teach them of the coming Roman invasion, and instruct them to fortify the entire north shore of the Rhine, and unite the people along the Rhine
>You are transported 4000 years back into the past in the exact place you are now with only what you are currently carrying. What do you do in your new home?
find a female and a meal
Hang out with Indians, eat peyote, smoke tobacco, probably kill most of them with the diseases I brought with me. Eventually make them build immunity for the upcoming invasion 3500 years from now. If they dont kill be by that time, explain the faith that awaits them and tell them they have to unite or face annihilation. I have no knowledge on weapons though so they will be on their own in that regard. Maybe back in the present this place would be a superpower as a result of my triumph and they will mitigate the importance of the white master race, especially due to more land and resources than all of Europe combined besides maybe if you include Russia.
first, I will be taller than him, but not more massive. I bet that I am slyer too. I will teach him how to impose his views on the other ones, by using his force and my wits. Basically, I will be a jew to him.
"The long history of Cannabis and its cultivation by the Romans in central Italy, shown by pollen records from Lago Albano and Lago di Nemi"
Weed wasn't inherently Dutch to begin with.
And I'm not talking about "yeah, in about 2000 years, massive armies will amass below the Rhine, take a look into that when you have time to spare", I'm aiming more for something like "If you use these tactics, no enemy shall ever cross the Rhine into your territories". Skills like how to feed an army, introduction to levers and siege weaponry, maybe even introduce them to gears and transmission of some kind.
Even 4000 years ago Poland was superior to you german-anglo cucks.
GO EAT SOME SIMPLE FARMING SHIT, YOU PRIMITIVE SUB-HUMAN FAGGOTS.
I think stuff like logistics would be a very useful contribution... but I don;t think you're going to get far in backwards western europe. For one thing, the population is just too low to support the kind of specialists you would need. Your best bet would be to head to the civilized and literate middle east, a nation like the Hittites would be ready and eager to implement new and sophisticated methods of warfare. Your legacy could be the "europeanisation" of the middle east.
I'd probably be in the middle of the forest.
Maybe I'd find someone along the nearby river or at the very least the coast of the river outlet. Fear is that it will take several days to reach the coast.
I probably wouldn't be able to understand any people I find but at least I won't look out of place.
Did you now, despite sounding so simmilar, the word "gaul" is not at all related to the word "gallic"?
"Gaul" is a germanic word, from the same root as the English word "Wales", and meaning the same thing: foreigners. It's a pure coincidence that the words sound alike.
I meant from Gaul, pre-Roman Gaulloi
I'm pretty sure that I can introduce farming, fishing and husbandry techniques that would allow the available land to sustain a much greater population. Imagine the amount of food you'd be able to obtain by just introducing these people to large fishing nets. You'd just work with half the village for a few hours to drag a 50m long net into the Rhine, leave it for a few hours, and haul in the catch, which will feed the village for some days. Even longer if properly smoked, salted or dried.
Not saying that the tribe would suddenly become huge within my lifetime, but the increased productivity of the land would make a large population more likely.
Yes I know, I'm making a point about language. The Romans term for France and the Frankish term happen to sound alike, but "Gaul" and "Gallia" are not related as words, at all. It;s just a coincidence that they sound alike.
>I'm pretty sure that I can introduce
Could you, tho? Are you an expert in those fields?
That kind of population building is SLOW, you'd be long dead before you had enough people to work with. Wouldn't you want to live to see the fruits of your interference?
>those forest survival lessons in 4th grade that I actually paid attention to will finally pay off
Sweet, 4000 years ago the climate in sweden was much warmer. But i'd be stuck in the middle of a big oak forest and the only settlement i know of that existed that far back is 40km away.
Considering i'm only wearing jeans and tshirt and nothing else i'd be kinda fucked in a couple of days.
>Are you an expert in those fields?
Land use planner, with experience in cultivation from a primal state. I'm pretty sure I'll manage. Just basic stuff, like which crop best to grow where, but also stuff about ground water levels, where to dig to lower those ground water levels, and how to fertilize the higher, sandy soils.
Introducing the three field system would be a huge boost, it can as much as double productive output of land. But it's still a slow process, you won't see any gains in your lifetime.
>doesn't deny that he's a bitch now
>That was a Lithuanian achievement hijacked by you potatos.
This is what Litwini's want to believe. Official language of the commonwealth was Polish.
Yes, because you potatos usurped the Litwi state and then claimed all their achievements as your own. You are worse than Arabs for stealing culture and claiming it as yours. Also
Top kek, we declared war like we promised, how do you suggest we should have acted differently?
Well... considering I'm presently right next to Everglades national park, I'm now going to have to traverse several miles of snakes and hungry alligators until I can get close enough to the shore for the ecosystem to change into pine scrub.
Luckily, I am an avid outdoorsman and do that shit for fun.
It's gonna be lonely though as there are no people here yet.
As such, once I reach the coast I will head north, find a an American Indian tribe with a lot of hot, nubile young women, then use my knowledge of science to wow their chief, becoming a respected medicine man and impregnating my harem until I die in my tent at the age of 81 off heart failure while banging 3 of my young female acolytes in a magic rite.
Yeah, we didn't have the climate we have today until maybe 500bc. It was a steady declide to colder weather between 1700-500bc basically. Wasn't as warm as the mediterranean perhaps but warmer than now.
>Top kek, we declared war like we promised, how do you suggest we should have acted differently?
Maybe not bitch out when the bad commie knocked on your door.
Fuck off. I'm not talking with coward subhumans.
They wouldn't be your in, tho. The Dutch didn't reach that area until much later, you'd be dealing mostly with aboriginal pre-europeans and celts.
If you want to stop Christianity, your best bet is to pre-empt it by promoting another religion using modern advertising methods. But for that, you'd have to go to the civilized world.
>Maybe not bitch out
You need to take that up with the Americans, little potato. Britain was prepared to wage war against Stalin, the yanks vetoed it.
You would get your shit rekt in one month.
Just like you would lose London if it wasn't for our pilots.
>wake up in a forest
>walk out, find local settlement
>speak Gaelic so I should be able to communicate with them ok.
>use blacksmithing skills and knowledge of medicine to make this settlement the strongest.
>start subjugation of other parts
>pact with the picts
>attack Strathclyde and ayrshire area
>build wall at border
>propagate myths of the impenetrable north to scare off the curious
>You would get your shit rekt in one month.
That was the American's conclusion, yes. Hence why we didn't do it. Do you thin we should have done, just because we promised to help the Poles? the whole of Europe would have fallen to the USSR, and Poland would have been no better off.
>Just like you would lose London if it wasn't for our pilots.
Yes, and without Rejewski we never would have solved Enigma. We know this, and it's taught in our schools. What do they teach you in your schools, besides how to be a butthurt potato?
Peruvian master-race reporting in.
2500 B.C state-city
Tell it to history. I'm not even Christian, but the disgusting shit eating tribals worshiping pagan god were on the tier of nigger before Christianity paved the way for real civilization.
Nope. The pedo prophet most of his book on the Old Testament, so it would still happen. Christianity still forms, but it will just die of a century or two.
>the yanks vetoed it.
"The plan was taken by the British Chiefs of Staff Committee as militarily unfeasible due to a three-to-one superiority of Soviet land forces in Europe and the Middle East, where the conflict was projected to take place. "
Do you even read your own links?
1200 B.C militaristic state
complex underground channels and astronomic aligned monoliths.
>Every Pole I've met is butthurt about ww2
Every Pole is butthurt about everything. FTFY.
> I can only guess you don't get taught the whole story at school.
It's partially true. 80% of history taught in our schools is Holocaust. No one speaks about Biskupin, we barerly get to know our kings and if so it's too quick to remember anything. MUH WW2 MUH HOLOCAUST MUH JEWS.
Also, they started to push anti-polish agenda. Patriotism is bad, poles should be ashamed of not helping jews, of hating the jews. etc etc. (the movie Ida)
And about that butthurt. I think it's because we still think of ourselves as proud, chosen people that will conquer everything. It's just who we are.
>but the disgusting shit eating tribals worshiping pagan god were on the tier of nigger before Christianity paved the way for real civilization.
Is that so? Tell that to Romans and Greeks.
Reminder, they were pagan when they funded the modern civilization.
Yeah the British hated Stalin so much they forcibly repatriated Russian refugees, Cossacks, Russians who collaborated with the Germans and White-Army emigrants in exile back over the border to the USSR to be shot.
Churchill fucking loved Stalin dont bring up that Operation Unthinkable crap.
I hear you, MUH HOLOCAUST was the main part of ww2 in schools for us, too. Even tho we had literally nothing to do with it, it's still the number one thing we get taught.
I would have thought the genocide against Poles would have been what you get taught, but they sell it as MUH JEWS there, too? That's fucking sick, more Poles were murdered for being Poles than Jews died for being Jews. Why is one MUH HOLOCAUST and the other is "just" a genocide?
That's kinda weird because when looking at the graves next to a hospital on Gotland that treated people from concentration camps it was maybe 25% jewish graves and the rest were polish christians. Seems like the polish took a much worse blow than the jews but you're still taught to feel sorry for the jews instead of your own countrymen?
Not to mention that the whole thing killing nationalists, intellectuals and dissidents continued when stalin rolled in.
>Churchill fucking loved Stalin
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
“A communist is like a crocodile: when it opens its mouth you cannot tell whether it is trying to smile or preparing to eat you up” - Winston Churchill
“The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.” - Winston Churchil
There are many more, at one point he even supported Mussolini in Italy against the communists. It was Roosevelt that believed "Uncle Joe" will play ball, and Churchills hands were tied as the UK could not negotiate on their own with the US being the one driving the main agenda with the USSR.
Nice try though.
They were also BTFO by other pagan monkeys. Christianity helped make the Byzantine Empire a reality and it easily BTFO of both previous "civilizations". When Anglos stopped following pagan bullshit they BTFO of the whole world. Whites made civilization, and Christianity was the kickstarter.
I keep asking me that question Anon.
>Churchill fucking loved Stalin
Citation very much needed. Remember, it wasn't the Brits who wrote off eastern Europe to the Russians, that was all on your guy.
An yes, the British complied with the terms of teh treaty they signed, what a terrible "crime" that truly was.
>Find nearest Salish tribe.
>approach with modern clothes and pale white skin
>Try to communicate with the peoples.
>Learn the language and tell them i am the spirit of the raven incarnate
>Plant my seed in many squaw's (preferably a fresh squaw every day to spread my seed)
>Tell them of the white man and tell them the year they come
>tell them that the white man are walking demi-gods and are to be worshiped
>I would have thought the genocide against Poles would have been what you get taught, but they sell it as MUH JEWS there, too?
That pretty much sums it up. They don't teach us about our genocide but only jews. Gee, i wonder why.
They don't give a shit about it. Only jews matter. Poland is turning more into Judeopolonia with each year.
> Christianity helped make the Byzantine Empire a reality and it easily BTFO of both previous "civilizations".
This is what retarded bible thumpers actually believe?
By the way, the byzantine empire was not Christian from the start either.
Dresden was bombed at Stalin's request at the Yalta Conference, Churchill gleefully granted his wish.
There are many accounts of Churchills almost schoolboy like crush for Stalin that Roosevelt also had. Churchill was perfectly content with selling out half of Europe to the Soviets as long as the Germans were wiped off the face of the earth.
Quotes mean nothing when his actions echoed louder than his words. He was a flipflopper but in the end him and the state controlled press tried to salvage the horrible reputation for the Red Army whereever possible.
>tfw this thread makes you genuinely nostalgic for 2,000 BC
Fuck this modern Earth.
Technically Americans are not white either.
>When Anglos stopped following pagan bullshit
Kek, they did it for the power and gold, you gullible child. LOOK LOOOK, ACCEPT OUR NEW KIKE GOD, YOU WILL GAIN GOLD AND YOUR OWN KINGDOM. Fuck it, why not.
Also, all you know about paganism is a semitic propagana. Paganism was the only true religion of white people, because it came from white minds, hearts and "souls". Paganism forced men to be men and women to be obedient to those men. Something Christianity has failed to do.
Say anything you want, but:
Any barbaric Paganism > Semitic death cults.
Most of Poles don't even care about our "pride" and heritage anymore. We're turning into american shithole society.
>An yes, the British complied with the terms of teh treaty they signed, what a terrible "crime" that truly was.
They could've just said no. The only european country that said no to the Soviets was Liechtenstein.
A country with no army and no police force had the balls to tell the Soviets that they didnt have any right to forcibly repatriate refugees or other exiles not wishing to go back to the hellhole that was Stalinist Russia.
>Dresden was bombed at Stalin's request at the Yalta Conference, Churchill gleefully granted his wish.
And? Dresden was a vital rail and communication hub, what's wrong with bombing it, faggot?
>There are many accounts of Churchills almost schoolboy like crush for Stalin that Roosevelt also had.
No, there aren't, in fact Churchill despised Stalin.
>Churchill was perfectly content with selling out half of Europe to the Soviets as long as the Germans were wiped off the face of the earth.
Oh, you're a stormfag, carry on then.
>They could've just said no.
Not the British way. Our tradition has always been to use diplomacy to solve problems, and ignoring the terms of treaties you sign is a surefire way to fuck that method up. Note how no-one was willing to sign a treaty with Hitler after he annexed Czechoslovakia.
Laugh @ all the plebs freezing with their chitons while I'm staying comfy in my warm jacket
then proceed to spend the rest of my days philosophizing and shit I've got some weed on me so that's a plus
>I can't fucking read!
Slavic education, everyone.
>By the way, the byzantine empire was not Christian from the start either.
>Emperor with a Patriarch since the beginning
Yeah sure thing, subhuman. I guess I'm sure is definitely something a Christian would say.
>Christianity was about power and gold
Fuck off retard. How is it you subhumans slavs know literally nothing about history? If that was so fucking true, why is it when Christianity is weakening in the western world today, that liberals, muslims, and kikes are making it worse? Use your fucking monkey brain.
>Technically Americans are not white either
TOP FUCKING KEK
Quit your baseless butthurt lashing out after getting destroyed.
>barbarism > civilization
And that is why you are a subhuman slavic shiteater. Kill yourself.
>And? Dresden was a vital rail and communication hub, what's wrong with bombing it, faggot?
It was swelled with half a million refugees and was a vital hospital town for wounded soldiers and civilians?
Even worse than bombing it was the daylight strafing runs made on trains of refugees on the morning after the two british terror bombings.
>No, there aren't, in fact Churchill despised Stalin.
Other way around. Stalin viewed Churchill and Roosevelt as sycophantic appeasers willing to sell out their own people like the above mentioned russian refugees for some pats on the back by bloody handed commissars.
You fight a war for 6 bloody years over western values and democracy but then you hand over 5 million innocents after a war has ended? Sounds like the British way is the hypocritical way.
You only show how idiotic you are, you fucking of debil.
You literally know shit about any history at all, yet claim to know everything. I suggest you to read an actual history not your burger praising propaganda.
This man would smite your entire continent down if he got the nukes first.
Even those which escaped the war are just like that ^^
It's on our blood! Just like brits will never let the "imperial behaviour" out of their collective consciousness.
It's just a thing great races have.
> find the most bloodthirsty but reasonably loyal creeps I can
> warn them god is going to flood the earth
> fit my ark with cannons
> kill Noah
> kill any animals on his ark I don't like
> rule a world filled with nothing but cuddly and delicious animals
>calls someone subhuman
>bitches about slavic education
>meanwhile doesn't know the official religion of the Byzantine empire was roman polytheism until later on
Both the Roman and ancient Greek civilizations were greater and they weren't bumfucked by a bunch of nomadic turks either.
>It was swelled with half a million refugees and was a vital hospital town for wounded soldiers and civilians?
So fucking what? Does this mean the Germans were not using it for millitary purposes such as transport of suppliesm, millitary units and communications?
You're a brainwashed retard, that much can be seen by the type of vocabulary you use. As if an aircraft can tell if a train is full of millitary personnel or civilians, you faggot. The Germans surely didn't give a fuck considering they're responsible for the majority of civilians killed during world war 2.
>.As if an aircraft can tell if a train is full of millitary personnel or civilians, you faggot.
Yeah, a hospital has a big giant red cross painted on its roof to let pilots know not to bomb it, but they bombed them anyway.
Don't even get my started on how the allies had "targets of opportunity" you apologist piece of shit. Allied pilots would strafe anybody and everybody on the roads they saw whether it was the old, women or children just trying to escape bombed out remains of cities.
The Allied dominance of the air resulted in a bloodbath from mid to late 1944 until the final days of the war. Every major German city was bombed to a crisp and there is no excuse for it.
The Germans should've torn up the geneva convention and tortured any shot down allied pilots they found instead of taking care of them like they did. Maybe that would've fought terror with terror.
>You literally know shit about any history at all, yet claim to know everything.
The fucking irony. A third worlder telling someone else to get educated.
>getting butthurt about Hitlet
And you were calling others fucking kikes? My sides. If only the holohoax was real, I just wish he would've gassed you disgusting animals or the USSR take Katyn to the next level.
>he thinks he's human
I may unfortunately have a nigger or two living down the street from me, but the future look bright for the White man in America. It's all gonna happen soon.
>making up horseshit with no sources
Ancient Rome had already become Christian before they collapsed in the 5th century and they took it with them to Greece.
>doesn't know this
>thinks his shit tier third world education is good
>Yeah, a hospital has a big giant red cross painted on its roof to let pilots know not to bomb it, but they bombed them anyway.
It's called saturation bombing from high alttitude where precision is impossible to achieve, idiot, and it was the Germans who started it
>muh nazi propaganda
>muh blood thirsty allies
Fact; the Germans were the ones that starte with civilian bombings during world war 2
Fact: the Germans are responsible for the majority civilian deaths in Europe during world war 2
>being a burgerboy
>Ancient Rome had already become Christian before they collapsed in the 5th century and they took it with them to Greece.
FALSE, Constantin was the first emperor to allegedly convert to Christianity and it was AFTER the hay-day of the Roman empire, and presence of Christians within the roman empire does not make the roman empire Christian., you fucking idiot
>thinks he's educated
>comparing the spanish civil war and the london blitz to the genocide of Hamburg, Berlin, Dresden and dozens of other German cities
The German Air force was in no way equipped for the "saturation bombings" that the allies were capable of.
Also the British bombed the Germans in May of 1940, long before the Germans retaliated.
So the British started it and they ended it with several million innocents dead.
But you get to justify it because you won, you can even call it a "good war".
nah m8. christians were literally the muslims of the ancient world for a while.
just because they *eventually* civilized doesn't mean that they didn't hold back western civilization for hundreds of years
also da roman empire peaked long before christianity was introduced. also, ancient china was more civilized than any other place after the roman empire collapsed and it looks like they're gonna regain their overlord status p soon
>The German Air force was in no way equipped for the "saturation bombings" that the allies were capable of.
They shouldn't have started a fight they couldn't win, then.
The only good kraut is a dead kraut. Bomber Harris did nothing wrong.
>boo hoo we started the bombing but were not capable of doing such damage thus our enemies should limit themselves cause war is fair amirite gais
It wasn't just the spanish civil war either, faggot. Rotterdam blitz, bombing of Poland, bombing of Yugoslavia and dozens of other places as well.
>slavic shitposts in response to getting BTFO by facts
Keep watching that Eastern Horizon for your ol' pal Russia. They wanna give you a long overdue greeting, i'm sure.
>still making horseshit up
>no source exists for Roman Polytheism in Byzantine land
>thinks any non-subhuman should take him seriously
>implying Christianity wasn't the majority in Rome before Constantine
>doesn't know it immediately took flight to Byzantines
>got his monkey ass BTFO again
You should also be gassed and glassed. Just an embarrassment on the globe.
Half native here
Would force the tribes to accept me as their god
Would teach them english
would show all the tech i possibly could
sweep the nation uniting all tribes into one nation.
massacre all the mexican tribes because fuck the chance of them mexicans ever existing
set up giant defense fortifications
start to colonize europe
ask for a ceasefire and to rape africa together
a new humanity is born
I'm in luck.
I'm a 10 minute walk away from a large group of springs in central Texas. I won't freeze to death, there's plenty of trees around the river, and I will hopefully be able to make friends with the Injuns in the area. There's also plenty of deer to hunt, and I'm ok at bowhunting (the problem here would be initially making a bow, because I don't have a knife on me).
Unfortunately, I don't know of any serious metal mining areas in Texas, so I doubt I'll be able to take my new tribe out of the Stone Age in my lifetime, but I will be able to teach them how to read and write, so at least I've got that.
Make one of these (pic), like everyone else at the time.
>They shouldn't have started a fight they couldn't win, then.
But they didn't. The British were the first to initiate the bombing, just like the initiated the second world war by getting involved in a regional conflict.
>but the future look bright for the White man in America
Nope, you're retarded as your post also pretty much describes it.
And you're not white nor human, Tyrone.
Im in my underpants smoking a joint.
It would be in the middle of the Atlantic Rainforest.
I guess I'd just finish smoking and become Jaguar food.
You sad patethic subhuman being.
I wonder, how it must feel to not belong to anything at all.
You can't say you're British since you're no longer a colony, you can't claim to be an Injun.
Literally no history at all. Please go irrelevant shithole.
And still we are the Major Country in Europe while you are on the Leash of the USA and flooded with Muslim Immigrants who rape your Children while the only Concern your Media has firing Jeremy Clarckson for being politically incorrect.....
>The British were the first
Really? The Brits bombed Guernica? The Brits bombed Warsaw? The Brits bombed London?
>Brits started ww2
>"Hitler, if you attack Poland, you're attacking us"
>Hitler attacks Poland
>Britain and France DoW
>HURR Y U START WAR?
Shoot 14 indians dead, save the last round to teach them about firearms.
>fuck under many moons
>eventually reconstruct firearms with indians
>England BTFO when they arrive to superior technology and nuclear weapons
>nah m8. christians were literally the muslims of the ancient world for a while.
>being the one forced underground by persecution
>literally scapegoated by Nero
>just because they *eventually* civilized doesn't mean that they didn't hold back western civilization for hundreds of years
If if you weren't talking out of your ass and that was true, Christian Rome and Byzantines made the Empire that existed only a couple hundred years ago pathetic. Your telling me a bunch of shit eating pagans were going to advance faster than an educated group of men with morals and guidance to help his fellow men? You're as bad as these shitposting sub humans ITT.
My country is in the center of Europe. + It dates back to god knows where.
Skaffa dig bättre förolämpningar.
Please don't spank him. Kids deserve to have a little fun.
>flooded with Muslim Immigrants
Yeah, good thing you dodged that bullet, hey?
Germoney is doing well now because the Americans rebuilt your sorry ass after ww2 as a counterweight to the USSR. You are literally the luckiest faggots in History, anyone else who started and LOST two huge wars would have been wiped off of the map.
Except for the fact that Poland didn't become Slavic until the latter part of 7th century, those civilized people who lived in what is now Poland were Germanic.
>can't refute facts
>hurr you don't know anything!!!!
Fuck off, subhuman.
I know you're not from here, but goddamn could you even try to link more liberal bullshit? Give it a rest, Mongol. Taking your butthurt on actual whites won't help you save you shithole.
>said the toilet scrubber
You continue to amaze me with you ape-like rage. Stay jealous subhuman. :^)
Because by the time the USSR invaded, we were al.ready at war with Germany. If Stalin had moved first, things might have been very different, but Adolph "Mad Dog" Hitler got the jump on him.
>2000 BC Toronto
>live with a tribe of Iroqois who think I am a god
>go hunting with them and gain their trust
>fuck hundreds of ripe aged Iroqois women
>plunder enemy villages and rape their ripe young women too
>conquor Canada and deflower every Chieftains daughter
>mfw I am Literal Canadian Rance
I would post an average Swede, but you can't see him on the black background.
>who ever attacks Poland is attacking us
>The Sovietunion attacked Poland too Prime Minister, we have reports have mass killings at Katyn
>Dont matter because our Enemy is Germany
>But Prime Minister Hitler is only focused on reclaiming old german Terrirtory and hates Communism like we do
>Dont matter we care about that after the War
And after 1945 Poland was and half of Europe occupied by a new communist Superpower while UK lost finally its Status as a World Power and is since then the Poodle of the USA
Great Job Britain !
See the first link in >>43207620
Feels good to be superior to you.
Let's see, which one should i believe?
>fortune & nbc
>fat, retarded non-white
I'll take the first one, Tyrone.
Goddamn Poland, now you have me a bit worried something is legitimately wrong with your brain. You gonna be okay? Take an afternoon nap.
You slavs aren't very well trained in the banter at all. Did Stalin fuck you that hard?
>You slavs aren't very well trained in the banter at all. Did Stalin fuck you that hard?
>>more lack of knowledge of basic historical facts
>mfw the only thing worse than living in Poland in the year 2000 BC is living in Poland in the year 2000 A.D.
I'd try to get the savages to not hunt all the horses to death if it's not to late
That was just a banter, my Fingolian friend.
I like Finiards, based drunks.
>You gonna be okay? Take an afternoon nap.
I'm not fat like you, i don't need to rest every 15 seconds.
We lost our Empire for the same reason everyone did, the age of empires was over since national identity had spread among the subject people. The Brits at least withdrew gracefully, no Vietnam or Algeria for us.
WW2 ended with Germany raped to death by Russians and cut into two pathetic rump states, it was a good end to a bad mess. Too bad about Poland, tho, but at least they got Prussia.
they were radical dumbfucks just like muzzos are today. oh gee let's destroy our culture and traditions that built this fucking civilization. sounds a lot like the cultural revolution that happened in china which held it back for decades.
> my phone and my clothes.
Cannibalize my phone for parts, particularly the lens, use it to start a fire so I can survive the immediate threat of freezing to death during the night. Go minecraft mode and go for the minerals and materials I know from modern times to be available back then. Trade with the natives for food and other available resources. Fortunately with my level of technological ability I should be afforded some small level of respect, though most will treat me as an outsider. My first goal would be to produce crossbows and work from there.
Fortunately, I studied archaeology at university so I know precisely what current technology is available. I should be able to produce manufactured steel within my lifetime, advancing the culture i'm in by about 500 years.
>Doesn't have any argument.
You know, my ancestors raped your ancestors, then the English continued with that (who were descended from Normans who were Scandinavians), so stay mad potatonigger.
>Actually is insecure enough to get goaded by that one comment.
Please stop embarrassing yourself
>I'm not fat like you, i don't need to rest every 15 seconds.
America but honestly, you got rekt by Poland right now.
>Please stop embarrassing yourself
SAYS THE FUCKING SWEDE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Are you serious? In this case, it's exactly like White imperialism.
>expand to nearby shithole
>make it great
>native niggers get butthurt and try to kill you
>fuck them up and kick them out
>continue to destroy said subhumans that tried to destroy you in the first place for making their shithole better
Stay mad dude. Are you an injun or something?
All banter aside.
You know why? It's because we use our minds. If you can't provide any living standards to your children, it's better if you have none.
We're not niggers, we actually care for our children.
Bygones be bygones, now you're getting raped in your own country and you can't do anything about it.
I bought you some bike, my Swedish friend.
Hope you like it. Mr. Muhhamad al Tyrone said it's popular in Sweden right now. Is it true?