I don't see the appeal of these risk threads. if you're so bored, why don't you get off your fat ass and exercise, or read a book.
Give a civ name, starting location, and you should get yourself a trip
When the map is posted, tell your action (expand N, S, E, W), your roll will determine how many tiles you take
When invading a country, expand towards their border and say invade [civ name] (civs must touch to be able to invade)
Alliances are good
that was a shit pali
Do you want Sacramento?
lonna del ray - sumertiem sadnes
Mistake in OP's chart: The capital of Minnesota, St. Paul, is entirely in Ramsey county (the little bitty tiny, but still visible one southeast of OP's highlighted one, which is Anoka County)
Doubt that anyone cares but w/e
if youre doing what i think youre doing youre allowed to beeline fyi
I got tired of waiting for Jersey soooo
Say no, say no! Join me and together we will rule the galaxy!
This is fucking top tier
ur here bby
the Subhumans are a great band you meanie head
General Banal, if you want to add some of your roll to my invade that'd be nice.
OP, if Banal agrees, add his rolls to my invasion.
you've got him beat for this round, and it looks like I'll be facing trouble on the homefront soon, too.
I'll assist you with your losing rolls by waiting until you and Canadian both roll.
Gotta go about helping you without leaving my own people out to hang.
im sry bae
KILL THE MOOSE
Where is Jersey?
Also, I sort of wasted this roll, can I use my 7 OP?
You know what to do, EXPAND EAST
Thank you for your sacrifice
You heard him OP, take my 8 roll and invade west!
Join the Triple Entente Allahustan!
Expand south. Reclaiming lands.
Charge men! First our lands! Next their women!
The beauty of the Sioux woman must not perish
THREE ROUSING CHEERS!
PUSH THEM INTO THE SEA!
Our sandnigger friend and the native have been getting some shitty rolls. Meanwhile, the West continues to be a clusterfuck. OP will take over Jersey. My roll will be the mupdate.
You know, you could always defect.
We don't have to fight.
What will The Canadian do if he beats us, hm? You think you'll be very safe for long? The Canadian is a power-hungry beast, moreso than the rest of us.
Invade North OP
Canada, it isn't too late to surrender your lands to me. Your women will be safe, your infrastructure will remain intact. What do you say
By the Power of Wakan Tanka, I move West on the warpath.
Those trips have left my tribe starved of energy and dwindling in number. This alliance is too great a burden for a small band of nomadic hunter-gatherers. I'm sry
EVERYTHING HAS FALLEN TO PIECES
EARTH IS DYING HELP ME JESUS
WE NEED GUIDANCE WEVE BEEN MISLEAD
YOUNG AND HOSTILE, BUT NOT STUPID
Invade north OP
Banal, another gift roll? I want to finish the red menace off already. Of course I understand if you decline.
You know what to do OP, invade north
It is with great sorrow, that I report our glorious leader has been rendered temporarily out of service by an undefined threat, so, as per our ancient codes, the power is now hereby handed to our closest ally, until such time as the internal crisis is resolved.
(Gonna be doing something for at the max 20 mins, handing temporary rolling power to Republic of Arizona
My priorities are taking Iowa, but if you need extra rolls, go ahead and take 'em, El Presidente. Anything to get rid of Canadians)
I like this picture because it looks like Tom is crying. Plus I'm a colossal fag but i dont see how thats relevant
Okay never mind. Invade east into Lakota >:^)
I broke our non-aggression pact with Lakota :3
you're in this now. We are also at war with Argentina as a result. :3 :3 :3
The Latokans supported the Commiefornian aggressors early on in the war, and resulted in only extra, avoidable, needless death and bloodshed. Strike swiftly does the hand of justice, for it has the memory of a god.
Since we're both pretty close, if I can get my borders to touch his, giving you rolls will be a lot less effective, since I will be able to attack when you defend and vice versa.
If we pound him from both sides, there's no way he can take us on. Every time he gains some of our land, one of us takes some of his.
There you go :^)
Where exactly is Argentina anyway? He was late this round so fuckem
Argentina is Texas. I guess we wont have to worry about him.
damn right good links
It's sorta difficult to remember that when running a big game like this
kill kill kill = KKK
Fuck, you know what I meant. Flashbacks. PTSD all that shit. Invade east
Invade east for the Most Serene Republic, and invade west for Green, which I am renaming the Viceroy of Arizona :^)
Deal. The Sacred White Buffalo will be named National animal of the Most Serene Republic of Arizona and will be protected as such.
What program are you using? I tried rescaling an image to astronomical proportions and now MS Paint crashes every time I start it.
Also, Invade west to Texas