Who will win /pol/?
Right now I'm watching the wymyn's island episode and they were already crying before they even got out of the boat top fucking kek. This is going to be interesting.
It's ultradykes against soft beta city dwellers isn't it?
I'm wondering how long it will be before they have to rescue the women from their incompetence. They might have pushed it a little further along with their choice of participants, but not much.
of course, even the dykes start crying when they realize they are going to have to make a fire using sticks lel
and then they cry because they have to swim to shore
its funny because bear gyrll says "brute strength vs mental toughness" and then shows clips of the wymyn crying about everything in the intro
i guess he had to say that or else it would be miss soggy knees and anudda shoah
Holy fuck you've got to be kidding me, last night we were jokingly saying that they are going to stumble across a field planted full of "wild" potatos or some shit right at the beginning, and guess what happened...
That nig just dropped them off on the island, they have to survive on their own. The camera crew have to survive with them as well.
Its called "the island with bear grylls"
Search it on a tv links type of website.
Make sure you watch season two, because thats the one where its two islands, one male, and the other female.
So episode 1 of the wymyn island summery:
>They get dropped off on island
>Cry every 3 minutes about something
>Spend like half hour chatting at drop off point when the sun is already setting(no beach there, just thick jungle)
>freak out over seeing snakes and crabs
>End up trying to find a beach
>gets too dark
>have to make temp camp in middle of jungle
>somehow manage to make a fire
>in morning they split up, one group tries to find beach while other group stays in camp
>wymyn find beach, start swimming and shit while other group is still in temp camp
>it gets dark out, starts to rain
>fire at temp camp goes out
>day 3 the beach wymyn try to go back to temp camp to bring wymyn to beach
>get completely lost in the middle of the jungle(went north instead of east, where they came from)
>both groups dehydrated, out of water, no fire, etc
>temp camp wymyn start paniking thinking the other group abandoned them there
>wymyn literally have nervous break down
>end of episode
So much for "mental toughness of wymyn vs brute strength of men" top kek.
Kek are you refering to that bird that whistled back when the wymyn were trying to find each other, and they thought the bird was the other group? I kek'd for like 3 minutes because they were literally having a conversation with a bird.
As a female, this is fucking painful to read.
Really? women couldn't even muster up the effort to build some fucking shelter for themselves????
Women need a man telling them what to do in order to function properly. I saw a similar series of Survivor here in the US. The men immediately started working once their feet touched the sand. No questions asked except for what each individual could contribute to the survival effort. When the women made it to their island, they immediately had a coversation about who the leader of the group would be. It was a whole team of women looking around eaiting for one of them to step forward and tell them what to do. The oldest one eventually steps up, and despite having no proven skils they all follow her just because she was willing to lead. Then half of them end up resenting her later and forming a whole drama for no reason. Meanwhile, the mean were chilling in their comfy shelter with freshly cooked fish like it was a vacation.
The women were doing so terribly that they took half the men and half the women and made them switch teams in order to even it up.
Shit like this is why it boggles my mind that people are even considering Hillary for presidency. Women just are not built for leadership, plain and simple.
You guys are missing the funniest fucking part about this whole show
What are you going on about? Ever since the dawn of time both men and women shared equal choirs during middle-evil times up to the 1920s. Both men and women worked on farms, shared equal work in raising children and harvest since they were too poor to afford help.
During WW1 n 2 women were working in factories, and plants since men went to war. Sharing work efforts for their country. Once the war was over and life was getting easier women fell into the roll of house-wife, since we no longer needed to grown our own food anymore. The feminist fucked all that up. Ye it's great to vote and now having a choice if I want to be a house wife or a worker, but now women believe that they deserve equality with no effort. Which is the modern women today, they never had to work hard or have any critical thinking, making them lazy and useless. As seen in the picture.
So instead of spewing out /pol/s manifesto and beliefs try reading a fucking history book.
> time jumps between 1000 and 1940
Okay, anon. Whatever you say.
>a study of masculinity
That's a bold statement, these days. Good on him.
>it's come to this
That picture is about the Dutch version of Survivor. I was describing a similar thing that happened in the US version with the same premise.
I never said that women are incapable of contributing. I said that they need a man to lead them and tell them what to do. Without that they are directionless.
Here's a site with streams
I do have to be fair from a survival perspective and comparing them to the men's camp. The women haven't done as well as the men in the first episode- they got lost in the jungle, they split up, they don't have fire, water, or shelter. They did manage to forage for yucca root at least- which I'm impressed that they were able to identify and cook it. (although it was probably cassava that they foraged, its often mistakenly called yuca.)
But this is some hardcore survival. No lounging around the fire eating rice like on Survivor. Its constantly raining, all the food must be foraged. No reward challenges. You have to drag cameras around. I would probably be one of the first to leave the show too, due to depression issues and sleeplessness. (Of course, I wouldn't sign up for a show like this either unless there is a big cash prize, which I don't think there is, there is never a cash prize mentioned in the show.)
>Both men and women worked on farms, shared equal work in raising children and harvest since they were too poor to afford help.
that didn't quite happen
sure "every hand on deck" to make the farm or whatever but each had their roles.
it wasnt "wife cooks for the husband" but wife cooks for the family, husband does the physical labor, and whoever could fill up the gaps, did.
childcare was left to siblings or nannies. or raised by the mother
The men did better than I probably could.
These are all men without outdoor survival training. I assume that Britain just doesn't have the types of outdoor survival and camping culture that the US does.
Those conditions on the island are incredibly difficult. Raining all the time and no food. The men did manage to do OK so far.
holy fuck i'm 5 mins into the womyns episode and can't stop laughing. They hadn't even gotten out of the boat and they're in tears. Watch this /pol/ you'll have a blast
10/10 would Patriarchy again.
I'm watching it as well. They are so fucking indecisive they actually spend 4 days in one place.
I don't understand how the fuck they imagined the expedition would be able to find their way back to the temporary camp.
Meanwhile in male land they are trying to establish a pecking order after getting all of the basics nailed down.
Who were managing those plants that women worked in (safe from the front lines)? The point is women are good as long as someone is leading them. They are basically incapable of independent survival since it's not fayyeeerr if that bitch Stacy gets to lead and she doesn't
I watched those US seasons of survivor. In one of them the females absolutely destroy the males in the challenges and in the other they manipulate the shit out of the males after the usual tribe merger and vote them off one by one playing them all like fiddles and a woman wins the whole thing.
It's not as one sided as that picture makes it out to be. I was really disappointed when I watched those seasons with giddy anticipation.
top fucking kek! I know a certain show I'll be watching sometime soon. Just another example that if we ever descended into a all female "sisterhood" society, it will collapse within a few days, if we even make it past day one.
>WE WANT OUR FORESKINS BACK!!!
It's so fucking true and funny it hurts
Reminds me of these idiots that went out looking for Bigfoot and they'd heard knocking loudly on trees was a way of communicating. Apparently others had heard the same thing, so people kept thinking they were talking to Bigfoot when it was just other people convinced of the same thing.
>Really? women couldn't even muster up the effort to build some fucking shelter for themselves????
Both you and I know exactly what would have happened. They would have wandered around looking for a convenient cave, or something naturally formed enough to protect them from the rain (or that the crew secretly built something for them to find because it couldn't be possible that people could be so cruel to them).
After that they would have started crying "woe is me", pleaded with the cameraman to get them out of there and not even bother to look around for materials they could use.
>Men surviving on their own
>SEXIST!! WHERE THE WYMYNS?!?! WYMYMS JUST AS GOOD!!
>Add women to season 2
>STILL SEXIST!!! STEREOTYPING!!! MUH SOGGY KNEE!!
Nice try Bear, should have known you couldn't win.
Fucking hell, woman already having a sook before they've even got off the boat, almost as bad as that poofter graphic designer who's missus was getting railed while he was getting homesick
Just watched the whole episode. They are much worse than the women. The fucking fat cunt wants to control everything and when he decides he wants to leave, he starts blaming everyone else for his reasoning.
Oh, fuckin ay. I knew from the opening teaser's that fat cunt was going to be a burden.
The old fuck's being a faggot, but the fat cunt's acting like a fucking child while telling the old fuck he's being immature.
I still think the women were a lot fucking stupider, once the guys stop being little bitches then shit'll probably go fuckin smoothly.
To be fair, the fat cunt has an actual idea of what he's doing and what needs to be done, it's just the old shit that gets all pissy, and the cuck with his dear gf is just not suited for this whole thing, most others are doing fine.
Not a burden, what did I write there? I meant I knew I'd hate him.
He was doing good work until he started being a little faggot bitch, but the first thing he did could have fucked them up badly.
Thats the thing, the fat cunt has no clue what he is doing and he knows it. He wants to leave, he's just trying to find an excuse to leave. Yes the old shit is being a pissy little bitch but even when he told the fat cunt he would leave and the hamplanet should stay, the fat cunt STILL was going to leave.
He is the type of guy who it's my way or the highway. What sucks about those types of people is that their stubbon determination can make them right sometimes but when it goes wrong, they blame everyone else.
I watched this. It was glorious and pathetic at the same time.
In the end they had to mix them and on purpose turned it into a bitch fest so the gurls don't feel left out.
By the end it was about who would fuck who and a lot of food everywhere.
>They had to pervert it so women can stay in
That's the thing. He is happy to be a leader and responsible for everything when it's going good. The instant it goes to shit, he starts blaming everyone else for his failures. To him, he dosn't want to leave, he is being forced out because of some old cunt.
>Well, nah mate, there is only one of us leaving, me or him mate.
>WHAT, the old fuck said I should stay, fuck that, we are both leaving.
That's the attitude you're going to get with people who end up in leadership positions in the construction business. I know way too many of these whingy cunts from my time working on a building site
Well, I'm not really defending him, but he or the old man seems like the only ones who know how to build a shelter, and I'm putting more money on the fat shit after the location the old man showed.
>start watching the female version
>they all are manicured nails, fancy dresses, super long hair
>have a breakdown while inside the boat
>"find" some potatoes 5 minutes in
>another breakdown from a snake
>90% of footage is them bitching about everything under the sun and not even 20 minutes in
This is gunna be gud
Pretty much, but it's probably not even just that it's because everything's gone to shit. He's probably realised he can't go on, what sort of a faggot would leave because there's an old cunt who's doing other shit?
Trips of truth
Well, to be fair, I don't think the female group has any builders. They have some furniture maker or some shit, but other than that I don't think they have anyone with any kind of construction background. If those useless bitches are expected to be able to make a shelter without any background experience, I'd say it's pretty safe to say that a group of equally inexperienced guys would be able to do a better job.
Have they freaked out over the crab yet?
Are the men any better? Only watched the first series and most of the guys there were a fucking liability.
I'm surprised they didn't pick really competent women and idiot men, just to make sure they got the correct result.
Also like Bear Grylls said, the problem is that there's now two men with an ego competing for the same position(builder), so obviously they clash until one leaves or they figure out how to work together.
Also the women weren't as pathetic as this thread implied, at least they figured out fire and found plants to eat. Splitting up was dumb as shit though.
I'm 2 episodes in, but I actually like this show. Can't stand stuff like Survivor where there's competitions, a vote about who gets eliminated and people get eliminated every week by default, but a system without arbitrary contests where people only leave voluntarily seems kinda interesting.
Tbh I still think this is manipulated and scripted, but at least it's scripted with an interesting premise.
Men are just cock arguing atm, but they did some progress so far. Having one basic shelter and another in making, a fire and drinkable water,
Women are doing as expected, just a lot of bitching and nothing being done so far. But I'm only 30 minutes in.
Yeah I did it part time while I was studying and it's not a job to work if you can't put up with up themselves cuntheads
So far an IT guy has pussied out after 2 days, most of the other blokes seem like they can handle themselves though, despite a couple of bitch fits and pissing contests.
The men have been worse in several respects
-3 guys already left at end of first episode compared with only one girl
-lots of pointless bickering and bitching instead of rational , level-headed discourse, women seemingly devoid of conflict
On the other hand the men have been far more competent at navigating, finding a beach, starting a fire, maintaining a fire, boiling water and creating a shelter
I reckon the women have been placed on an easier island as well.
In the clips shown there are several pigs they can eat tht seem to hve little instinct to be afraid of humans. Pigs, not even wild boars.
All these faggots complaining about based fat builder bro
Hes honestly the only one who has seriously put any effort in
The young faggot and the old faggot are seriously causing all the problems and conflict
Based fat bro was fine until he starts hearing old faggot complaining about him, Jesus why hasn't anyone told old fuck and young faggot to stop whining yet?
They're not going to stick wild boar on the islands, they don't want the people disemboweled.
The women are on the island used in the first series, and they've put pigs on both islands apparantly.
>the women weren't as pathetic as this thread implied
>crying over having to swimming
>crying over seeing a crab
>going for 3 days without food or water
>getting tricked by a bird
>getting massively lost
>infighting over getting massively lost
>the camp group had 3 days to relight their fire and couldn't do it
>panic attack in camp group
>infighting over panic attack in camp group
They did do a good job finding those root veggies, but everything prior to and from that point on was complete shit on their part.
Other than the young cuck, the fat cunt and the old fuck, the guys seemed to be doing fine and rather than the rest of them talking shit about each other, they'd try to resolve the shit so they'd stop acting like faggots and be able to be productive. They got a lot more done than the women, they just need to stop fucking acting like them now.
Pretty sure fatty goes, cause the ending teaser showed a guy with grey hair in the sea. I think he was going after a ray or some shit.
But as soon as he heard someone talk shit about him, he had a fucking cry about it and wouldn't stop bitching. The old fuck said he'd leave, that means the fat cunt can stay without having to worry about clashing with him. Now why would the fat cunt say he wouldn't stay, given there'd be no old cunt, unless it was because there's another reason? That reason being he already knows he won't be able to handle any more bantz ;^)
But tripfaggot, the guys have an ebin source of crocs. Good for meat and they can probably find a use their hide, too.
Oh yeah, shit, I remember that. Was it really the fat cunt who got that? Maybe then, I don't think there was anyone else with grey hair with them, so I guess they must.
Seriously m8, try working together with someone who you know is talking shit about you, the old fuck was using typical bitch women tactics to try and turn the other guys against him.
Its pretty obvious fatbro doesn't want to leave but he was feeling like the old faggots opinions were those of the group and would leave if the group thought it was necessary.
Fatbro didn't want the old cunt to basically woman out and blackmail him into leaving so he just put his foot down and said he'd be leaving so the old cunt needs to calm his shit or fuck ogg m8
>mfw they miss the camp so badly that they end up on the third part of the island
>During WW1 n 2 women were working in factories,
It kind of shows that in a primitive setting humans are better off with men and women.
The women would have done much better if they weren't so weak. The show didn't include it but clearly they couldn't push on to the beach on the first day because everything was so heavy and it was too big a risk to cart it all the wrong way.
The men on the other hand need people to calm them down and also to do the shit work they are too proud to do. In the first series you had some alpha that kept trying to find crocodiles to eat meanwhile the gay kids were getting armfuls of snails and crabs that kept them fed.
There's a fairly symbiotic relationship between men and women which makes perfect sense. You can physically see this manifested in humans. Men have better night vision and women can distinguish colours better. From just that you can see how they would naturally divide labour.
And when the old fuck said he was going to leave, the fat cunt chucked a bitch fit. The fat cunt wants to leave, he is just looking for a reason so when he goes home to his fuckwit mates he can say he was kicked out instead of he couldn't handle it.
"I'm leaving because of you"
>Expecting someone to take this insult
Fatbro chucked a bitch fit but it was his first bitch fit, I have no doubt that once hes calmed down he'll stay. The old faggot has been crying since day 1
I know what it's like, it's fucking shit, but you've got to admit that fats overreacted to it.
Everyone basically said "If it really comes down to it and we can't convince both of you to stay, which one of you would stay?". When oldfuck said he'd leave, fats wasn't having any of it. Why the fuck would he not tell him that if that's what he wants, then he should go for it?
Everyone would've been fine if oldcunt had said "Yup, I'm leaving" and fats had said "Yeah, sure, I'll stay then", but he's the one acting like a woman by being a fucking childish bitch.
Never change, Finbro <3
and it will end because we demand it
Looks like the next episode's in two days time
Too often in these sort of shows it just ends up being relationship drama about who's getting off with who when you've got them together
They hadn't eaten on slept in three days and they edited the show so there was an exciting narrative. In all likelihood it was a minor incident and neither of them will leave because of it.
*camera does a flachback to modern society*
>2 negresses followed by 1 mullato
>1 white woman
>"in 21st century brittain..."
yep, that's 21st century brittain allright
The thing about it being the fat cunts first bitchfit is fair. But he is chucking the bitchfit because someone in the group openly disagrees with him, not because of the conditions of the island. I do think he will calm down and stay but the fat cunt has been talking shit about the old fuck to the other guys from day one. He get's it in return ONCE and he threatens to leave.
Likely, but fats was being a bitch about it while oldfuck was perfectly willing to leave.
From the intro/outro promos, it looks like only the little jew-nosed cuck boy will leave.
I think there's also a risk when you have 10 men and women in a relatively extreme environment without any supervision or control from producers. It only takes one angry dude hitting a woman or some minor sexual harassment for shit to hit the fan.
Well the women split up Day 2, so I don't think there's anything against not sticking together. He'd probably just have to take a camera or cameraman with him because I don't think they'd be happy if some cunt walked off and they didn't get any more footage of him.
Although I think they only have the one satellite radio, so it's probably wise to not get on everyone else's bad side and storm off.
It was the old men and boys that stayed behind on the farms; the men fought wars, defended their villages/towns, went on expeditions to conquer, hunt and prosper.
The women help, they raise the boys and are adept in many, many things. Some so much they are better suited than men in respects. Natural rule is what it is and the reason the systems of gender have evolved the way they have is because they make sense
Hmm, wonder how many cameras they have then. Still, if you found a nice place which looked easily fishable and were surrounded by cunts, you might be able to make a try at it.
I suppose it'd be better to wait until they made their "base camp" to do that though, you'd never find the fuckers again otherwise, at least that way you'd have a chance.
>somehow manage to make a fire
This sound suspicious as fuck. Bear Grylls productions always have a production team somewhere in the background...
The graphics designer is just an immature dick.
The builder can't cope with being the least fit and contributing zero. Even his non-physical contributions in the form of ideas (shelter placement) are not the best and so get rejected by the group which devastes him even more. He compensates for it by seperating and enganging in conflict. He also points the finger which is bad.
He should just man up and help as good as possible.
The fat construction manager might be a little bit fixed in his ideas but he seems to get stuff done.
I'm an engineer myself so I'd also have some ideas on how to do things (e.g. the shelter), but I would not impose my plans and act just like the other mostly rational guys there.
>This sound suspicious as fuck. Bear Grylls productions always have a production team somewhere in the background...
At least in season one, I understand that they have some "plants" in their group. So there's a couple of people adept at survival in amongst the retards. Not so much production team meddling, but not exactly what was advertised.
Although it's a Bear Grylls show so yeah, could easily be production Jewery, which would really suck major Donkey balls cause it's an intereting premise.
The show is barely conclusive. I don't support either gender, but, based on evidence, I feel that males are slightly more proficient at survival tasks than females, due to their physical features.
The lack of ability to work and survive in this case is likely exaggerated due to the backgrounds of both sets of individuals. Men are much more likely than women to take an interest in survival whilst in a modern society, and are therefore more prepared for this series due to foresight. Also, I feel that the idea that men should "provide" has been drilled into these womyn's heads so much that they've become accustomed to relying on men for anything strenuous.
There's obviously an advantage to average men on such a task due to their physical traits, but the male role as a provider outside of this task has further weakened the women's ability to be self-sufficient.
Don't get me wrong - I would never identify as anything but against the feminist movement, but like it or not, men are the more 'physical' of the two sexes. Due to this, they do more physical / labour work, and therefore are relied on by women to get work done, and women get zero experience.
Honestly, it's just specialisation applied to biology.
>vote them off
In reality voting off (expelling) the most productive members of your tribe would have lead to your death while those kicked out started their own flourishing village elsewhere. "Women win" only works in an artificially created tv situation where voting someone off leads to them getting on an airplane to fly away and you have a tv crew hanging around to rescue you if you face any actual danger.
They took one man and put them with the women and vise versa.
The guy on the womens Island ended up doing everything with women coming to him sporadically to compliment him and encourage him. It\ was terrible.
On the man island the girl started crying because they still had food. They had a table, shelter and tools. She did nothing else but walk around and do nothing.
can't win the patriarchy
>The Island with Bear Grylls is still sexist
I just realized that the temporary camp is probably barely a mile away from the landing site
>bird trolls them with whistling
>Although it's a Bear Grylls show so yeah, could easily be production Jewery, which would really suck major Donkey balls cause it's an intereting premise.
Now that I've seen the part with the fire, I can confirm jewery.
I've been there myself and it's very hard to make fire with wet firewood.
They even found dry straw in the darkness and made a bow.
This is so fake I stopped watching.
Daily reminder that halfway through this season the women will trickle into the male island after they build a power plant and have working cable.
The bbc shows up and illegally searches the island though