Ok, /pol/, I've found this on a dindu's Facebook just now and usually I can piece together most of what a nigger is saying by using context clues. But this... I haven't a clue. Can anybody translate what the fuck this means? Any niggers out there know what he's trying to say?
>I can't believe my ears...listening to da radio like wtf happen to hip hop....I mean muhfuckas make anything and get some air time....if I was a dj none of dat bullshit will be in da rotation....idgaf if u requested it....some of these hoes can't even floss correctly let alone ice water whip it...but they trap queens?....these Niggas is jus pitiful....all I can do I smh....too many good artists gettin overlooked for these wack ass rappers...
Now, before you ask why I was on this nigger's Facebook page, you should know that about twice a week or so I go lurking on Facebook to find dindus who use retarded made-up names like this guy did. And I report their profile to Facebook for breaking the site-wide rule of "This profile is using a fake name." I've been doing this since about November 2014. All in all I would say I've reported 60+ niggers to Facebook for using stupid fucking names like this faggot did. It's quite fun. I get a notification back from Facebook saying they are addressing the complaint and their accounts get locked out until they can verify their identity. If Facebook believes you are using a false identity, they now request that you take a picture of your driver's license to verify your identity and restore your account (I know this because some of my troll accounts were locked out before). Obviously the vast majority of niggers aren't going to do this because they're niggers and probably guilty of some crimes, so I'd imagine a lot of the niggers' accounts I've reported never get restored. That's just something fun I do. I reported this guy, "Bally Swisherillo," as well.
First term floss is similar to swagger. Ice water whip it is literally the stirring motion you make when cooking crack cocaine. The trap is a house maintained specifically for the distribution of drugs.
>moar from Bally Swisherillo's profile
What does any of that have to do with music?
>I can't believe my ears, when listening to the radio. What in the world has happened to Hip-Hop? It seems people can make just about anything and they will get played by the radio stations.
>If I were a DJ, none of this lesser quality music would be approved for playback. I do not care that listeners may request it.
>Some of these women can't properly present themselves appealingly, nor can they even perform the necessary stirring techniques to prepare freebase cocaine. Yet I am to believe that these same individuals are some kind of well-versed drug peddlers?
>These people are simply pitiable; all I can do I shake my head. Too many good artists are being overlooked for these untalented rappers.
forgot to expand it...
looks like maybe his mother tried speaking some sense to him but he was like "nah mang fug dat shit ma u aint shit bruh," or something like that
>>Some of these women can't properly present themselves appealingly, nor can they even perform the necessary stirring techniques to prepare freebase cocaine. Yet I am to believe that these same individuals are some kind of well-versed drug peddlers?
I literally have no idea what is going on in there.
I need someone from the UN to translate for me.
BTW keep on reporting those niggers. You are doing Gods work!
I report at least 3 niggers per week to Facebook for using these dumb fucking names. I really do enjoy it so much. I gauge how successful a report is by how many friends a nigger has on Facebook. The guy in this post has 3,000-something friends. Imagine having to go back and try to replace 3,000 friends once your account gets locked out.
This post just... wow. The stupidity.
Correction. This is the best one by far. Ultimate kek
>>43915168 Can you translate this one as well?
"I'm a felon. Why can I not get a job?"
I got this one.
This is a message to all of the unskilled mothers out there. You need to to get it together. It's your fault that your families don't stay together. A man can't be a good father when you're placing undue pressure on him. You have to understand that the American negro is not suited for fatherhood. He can, however, learn the necessary skills over time. A woman can even help guide this evolution, but it will not work if you engage in sexual affairs behind your spouse's back. I disagree with the notion of step-fathers raising children as a consequence of these missteps, although you seem to approve of it. You should let your children have a relationship with their father. Your family situations are not as ideal as a traditional nuclear family. You will struggle to raise a productive member of society without two natural-born parents, and feel the backlash later in the child's life.
>Attention, to all of the foolish mothers out there: You ladies need to clean up your acts. The antics of you and those of your ilk are responsible for things being so dismal these days.
>How can you reasonably expect a man to be a good father--or to engage in any form of paternal undertaking--when you unrelentingly taint your interactions with malice and deception?
>While it's true that there are some males who are ill-prepared for the duties of fatherhood, that does not mean that they will never be able to rise to the occasion. It's well-known that a woman's guiding hand is required for a boy to come of age as a man; however, this truth is betrayed by the fact that you strumpets are so conniving and disloyal!
>There are men abound, misled and unwittingly caring for another man's offspring at their own peril, yet the mothers are content with such treachery!
>You harlots need to allow these children to evaluate the character of their fathers for themselves, instead of remaining wholly ignorant of the matter.
>In the end, when your perfidiousness is exposed, you shall be the one to suffer; as it always comes to pass.
>So I hope you enjoy attempting to elucidate to your twenty-one year-old child as to the reason their father wasn't present in the days of their youth.
I dream that one day these people will be sick of da white man and just decide to create their own state/city or some bullshit saying they can create a better society than evul white men and that it could monitored.
Addressing all women who think they're too good for any degree of social assistance, I bid thee farewell and good luck. What is it exactly that distinguishes you from my mother, as if she doesn't already eclipse you in any area by orders of magnitude. Can you name even one thing? If you're a single, childless woman you had best actually have some distinguishing characteristics or accomplishments to make yourself more desirable, instead of merely posting inane commentary on the internet (specifically Facebook) as if you've done something worthwhile. To you, I say you should cease such activities immediately. However, to the ones who are honest, sincere, and are actually doing something worthwhile with your time, there's no need to explain what we already understand, just carry on as you are!!
they reinforce it too...I think I understand what motivates it, it becomes part of their identity that they talk like that with one another, it's like a meme, an identifier. But it does hold them back as you say
Let them have Mississippi and Louisiana. Put all the nogs in America there, call it Bixnoodmuhdikwe. Then refuse them entrance to the US when they inevitably fall.
Speaking eloquently is a tool by the evil white man to keep real niggas down, fam.
>To you ladies who believe that government assistance is beneath you: salutations, because I won't stand to hear any more of your balderdash.
.>What do you have that my mother hasn't achieved to a much greater extent? A degree? A car? A child you raised? A husband you didn't drive away?
>If you are unwed and without children, then hussy, I'd advise that you at least make yourself presentable and show that you are well-off financially! To think, some of you are on Facebook and Instagram, acting as though you are doing something worthy of note or praise. Tramp, remove your unsightly visage from the reach of my gaze!
>And to the ladies tho are down to Earth, I have no need to address you further, for you already understand what's implied here. Use whatever means you deem necessary to progress towards your goals.
I understand this so much more now. Thank you anon. Also very funny as always.
>it's like a meme, an identifier
That's actually a very good way of putting it
Always a good kek from your translations
I disagree with you females who don't see the merits of collecting entitlements. Welfare, SNAP, WIC, or any other government assistance are what I'm referring to. I feel that your desire to be free of social crutches is a personal slight against my mother. Do you have a college education? Do you own a luxury vehicle? Have you successfully raised productive children? Have you maintained a quality and enduring marriage? If you are a single mother then I feel you should be collecting whatever handouts you can for cosmetics to look aesthetically pleasing to me, as well as groceries with which to feed me. Without meeting these requirements, you should not be promoting yourself on social media as a suitable mate. I would like you to cease these behaviors and remove yourself from my online presence. As for the ones who do see the value of partaking in tax-funded lifestyles, I applaud you. This concept should really be self-explanatory. There is no wrong way of obtaining basic necessities as well as material pleasures.
I didn't read the other posts until I already did mine. I'm just going for accuracy mostly, since a trip inside the mind of the negro is entertaining enough. The other guy's sort of over-the-top so it's a few different angles of the black experience. It's like turning Boyz N Da Hood into a Shakespeare play and then a modern drama.
>So I hope you enjoy attempting to elucidate to your twenty-one year-old child as to the reason their father wasn't present in the
I've been observing posts about rejected females being perfectly suitable partners for other men. I would like to opine on this subject. Women refer to men as "dogs", but let's examine the nature of canines. They are territorial creatures, we know, but they are also loyal if treated with with love and affection. Let's contrast this with "bitches", the opposite gender of this species. They can be loyal as well, true enough, but during their mating cycles all concept of allegiance goes out the window. Whatever male is accessible to them becomes a suitable mate. This applies even to those who have a mate living in their very home. Yet, they feel threatened by the other females who may want to breed with this aforementioned suitor. What I'm trying to say is that you need to invest more energy into maintaining the relationship with the man you have, and work through what you see as deficiencies in order to become his primary breeding companion.
Horrible grammar, but he makes a good point.I think the thing to pick up from this incident is that even a plebeian of that low level of education can acknowledge that the mainstream Media's narrative of Music is complete s***.
You are given two options when your account is locked out because they suspect you may be using a fake name:
>take a picture of your gov't ID
>correctly match multiple friends' photos with a list of names in under certain amount of time
If you can't do either of those, your account stays locked out. The negro I've posted over and over ITT has over 3,000 friends so I'm positive he won't be able to do that. I had, like, 40 on my troll account and couldn't successfully do it in the right amount of time. I doubt he'll be sending Facebook a photo of his ID either.
yes, but it's different. anonymous imageboards are a place for real talk, an escape from the pig ordinary moderated forced polite conversations you see everywhere. The retarded way of talking here is just the price to pay.