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Year is 2045
wake up at 2:38 a.m.
Google has just notified me that someone in Kazakhstan has outbid me for my job
Check the market price for bullets
up 350% since midnight
Bid with bytecoin
Bid on free market for service of taking my money
Pay to pay
3D printed bullets are delivered 3 mintues later by drone
Hahaha. Idiot. Pricehas tripled since i ordered.
I sell half of them back.
Enough to order my sixth ggender change surgery this month
Put bullets in ISIS manufactured gun for 3 year oolds. I fir it with my pinky
Have to patrol my own neighborhood for 46 minuts or else property values crash; no paid cops
Walkk around corner, say hello to neighbor mowing lawms for bytecoins at 3:03am, we talk about the glorious free market.
Before he says goodbye, his hearing aid notifies him that a lawn drone pilot for sri lanka has underbid him for the rest of the lawn
I smile and rob him for his hearing aid and sell it using my glasses to a bidder in greenland
We share a good lauugh about how smart i was to exploit my authority for profit, we'll have coffee later whenever the price is lowest, probably around 11:45
Ugh. It's getting warm, almost suunup. Very hot this time of wiinter in MInnesota
Go online and outbid somemone in chicago for a remote controlledd ass wiping job in 5 minnputes