This woman bursts into your room and demands that you wipe her 'hard drive' with a cloth before Congress arrives.
What do you do pol?
Good job. Hillary watches your technical work with extreme pleasure. She gives you a big cheesy wink.
When Congress arrives she happily hands over her wiped hard drive expecting only the best results.
She then tells you that she has to go and solve the Crisis Syria. She emails you the detailed US Security plan which you are pretty sure should be Confidential.
>This woman bursts
-She's a she
-She's a baby boomer
-She's a member of the wealthiest 1%
-She's the face of establishment politics
-She's a globalist neo-con
-She's of, by, and for the collusion between big govt and big corp
-She's a shameless liar
-She's the most non-transparent politician in history
-She has stroke-induced brain damage
-She's a cuckquean
She is literally every reason not to vote for a politician all rolled into one person. But wait, there's more:
-She was fired from the Watergate investigation for lying and being unethical
-She lied about being named after Sir Edmund Hillary
-She lied throughout her Whitewater scandal
-She lied about taking "sniper fire" when visiting the Balkans during 90s
-She lied about Benghazi
-She lied throughout her email scandal and continues to lie about it
-She lied about being broke after leaving the White House
-She received millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs for speaking engagements
-Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs, JP Morgan, and Citigroup
-Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from China, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Yemen, Qatar, and the UAE
-She supported the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt and Turkey
-She voted for the Patriot Act twice
-She was "adamantly against illegal immigration" before she was for it
-She was opposed to gay marriage before she was for it
-She was a lawyer who vehemently defended a rapist and laughed at the plight of the 12 year old rape victim
-She approved the sale of U.S. uranium to Russian nuclear corporations in exchange for millions of dollars in donations to her "charity"
-She gave out eight Secretary of State's Awards for Corporate Excellence, and seven of them were given to corporations who donated millions to her "charity"
She is literally every reason not to vote for a politician all rolled into one person.
But shes a woman.
A WOMAN FOR PRESIDENT111!!!
Turn up the volume on the BDSM midget lesbian porn and stroke my 8.67" penis until it oozes 4oz of semen onto my cloth and then toss her my cloth along with the buttplug I've got in my ass and say "who let you out of the kitchen again?" Then I will switch the channel over to the Glen Beck show on the blaze network and start screaming about liberals ruining this great country and how God needs to intervene somehow.