>live on US/Canadian border
>start shopping in US for cheaper groceries, gas, etc
>looking for cheese
>come across this
>"THIS PRODUCT IS NOT FORMULATED TO MELT"
OH SHIT 'MURICA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!??
Yeah that shit sucks, you've got to check every time you buy shredded cheese nowadays. I blame Kraft, after they made "American" cheese and it sold well they figured they could make any old shit and call it cheese.
my freshman year at uni a bud tried to microwave this shit on some chips and it didnt do shit but make smoke.
but thats what happens when you buy from the dollar tree.
Stop coming to my country and buying up our milk, eggs, cheese and gas like crazed black Friday shoppers
You god damned Canadians.
Stop sleeping in our Walmart parking lots in your Tents and RVs.
Get the fuck out of here, Canadian scum.
Only the laziest, poorest and stupid people buy shredded cheese. Buying a large block of good quality cheddar and grating it yourself is far more tasty and gives a better melt then any of that synthetic rubbish they shit ot from machines.
We sell shit like that near the border in hopes that Canadians fuck off instead of coming here to drive 20mph slower than the speed limit and camping in Walmart parking lots with $500k campers.