>U.S. Australia Warn China
>Taiwan Increases Coast Guard
>Indian Backs Philipines
>Western countries and their Asian allies tell China to stop dicking around in the South China Sea
Yeah what a fucking happening. This is totally new and groundbreaking stuff that has literally never happened before in the past ~5 years
>India sends a ship to Japan
>Japan changes Rules of Engagement
>Oz backs U.S. play to breach island barriers
>China responds with threats
>hey guise it's nothing
nigga, you stupid
You're literally fucking top goy if you buy anything the media hypes about "tensions in East Asia". Nobody is going to make a fucking move over there that isn't a carefully crafted political statement.
Japan, China, and South Korea encompass some of the largest companies in the world. The SEA Region and India encompass the fastest growing economies in the world. Nobody over there is going to war anytime soon, I'm as certain of that as I am my virginity.
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>losing in both 2 proxys
>lets start another one but with a stronger enemy
China isn't going to do shit against the US Navy lol