>Immigrant but white so it's cool
>Independent millionaire via construction business by age 22
>Greatest body builder to every live throughout 20s
>Becomes greatest action hero to ever live.
>Marries into the Kennedy family
>Becomes Governor of most populous state in the union
>Bangs his ugly maid cause he doesn't give a fuck
>Continues to make action movies after leaving office
His life is basically like Forrest Gump. Dude can't lose.
Oh hai, Portugal! Why u do this?
Oh wait, what am I saying? You're not here any more, you're already starting your next greatest slide thread.