> Be me
> Go to college
> Get shot
>Get tax deductions every time I shitpost on /pol/
>Laugh while I make Ahmed's bed and buy condoms in preperation
>Tfw some asshole was arrested for possession of weapons in my campus.
The meme is real.
>TFW I've been to Burger king only once in my life
>it was in China
You get points for trying
>say hello to the neighbor
>go to store and realise everything is expensive and salaries are in the shitter
>go home empty handed and realise i literally (absolute and relative) pay more for utilities than people in NYC or Singapore
>sit and dread my life in my safe and beautiful country