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We need to stress that Biden ISN'T running and that O'Malley is an idiot in order to get those votes.
Leave Trump and Bernie alone for now, continue attacking Shillary.
Trumpfags, get the fuck in here. He isn't taking votes from the memiest of candidates.
Reminder that this is very close to final draft worthy.
>make the logo bigger
>change "every life" to "every life in this country"
>match the typeface
Here's a template I just made.
Use it as you will
Start up those meme machines boys
On the OP we should emphasize people that support other issues should still shill/donate/tell people about Jim Webb I.e.
Having a democrat on stage defend gun rights will help you keep them
By having a moderate do better, it takes Hillary supporters, making it easier to beat Hillary.
Webb is pro-wall, good to have in debate.
Just a rough draft.
For people on the slack: I started a copypasta channel, any/only copypasta should go there.
If someone wants to be on the slack, post an email address (can be fake). OP, can you put this on the OP too?
I firmly believe that there's some advanced fungal undersea organism latched onto the deep sea cables carrying internet around the world, that's slowly assimilating our culture and altering the course of memes and influencing social media. Dank memes don't just occur organically, they're actually portions of a cyber-organic conglomerate lifeform.
He's a classic democrat you pseudo intellectual monkey. He's like a based mixture of JFK and Eisenhower with some Republican Reagan thrown in there. Also see post related >>54006911
someone do this as a quote picture
the only person who wont put political views in the mouths of soldiers
quote from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTiuYCZ9Xiw
Winning is a far off chance, yes, but we're experimenting to see how much we can influence a candidate polling at 1%. If he starts getting 5, that'd be great, and unexpected. We're going against the narrative here.
He's actually a fantastic candidate.
The president doesn't actually have much power. He signs laws other people write, and they can pass laws he refuses to sign with just a few extra votes. His judicial and executive appointments have to be confirmed. Even in matters of war, he can't give the army any extra money to fight without congress going along with it. The presidents only real job is communicating to the American people (a very new role), managing the bureaucracy and giving direction to programs, and determining foreign policy.
Webb understands this, and I'm afraid he's the only one that does. Clinton, Sanders, Trump -- they're all talking about the things they'll do as president, and all their plans involve legislation they'll never get through congress. The presidency swings back and forth but in reality our country is very evenly split -- remember that despite have a democrat in the white house for 8 years, we have a GOP led house and senate.
Even Obama has understood this. The few things he actually got through in his term -- mainly the ACA -- were huge compromises. His entire political career has been a string of compromises. Sanders has no such history, and Clinton is beholden to money over all else. Trump is probably the most genuine front runner, but he's also an absolute madman. He belongs in Congress, not in control of the military.
Webb is a natural leader. He respects the opinions of others. He is not afraid to stand up to anyone, foreign leaders or his own president, if he feels they're not showing the respect the situation deserves. He had to be pulled away by another senator after Bush insulted his son serving in Iraq. He's stood strong with opposition to insane liberal policies his fellows have swallowed up. He has integrity, and is willing to make principled decisions.
We don't need more insane change and hopes and dreams. This isn't a dream anymore, it's a nightmare. We need to wake up. Webb is the man who can do that.
>hey guys just this once let's piss on the Constitution because 3k people might get killed. What? That's the number of people who died in car crashes last month? Shut up silly goy
I am very much for our constitutional rights but you surely now about rights during wartime? I'd highly suggest reading this article: http://poseidon01.ssrn.com/delivery.php?ID=238095091112120120069103068093113098030039095010089032081004092111028071125075028004017022101106058025050115019076067081122081118072059069019109092093012020088095005030060090122116087122101080102070098084116000024067030116075113069024100010097115121&EXT=pdf
I don't give a fuck about wartime. Our rights can NOT be compromised at ANY time. I don't give a fuck if Putin has his large and meaty cock shoved all the way through the west coast up into Missouri. Our constitutional rights are always more important.
>I don't give a fuck about wartime
And right there your autism showed, the rest was full retardation.
>They're spying on muh!
Oh no they're doing something multiple corporations have been doing for years. If you really have a problem with it than I'd suggest you run for a political office or stage protests but as most of us know they're going to get information on us anyways.
You could look at taxes as unconstitutional, censuses etc. Just get used to knowing that there are some things that can be compromised, guns cannot, free speech cannot, but when our own corporations are allowed to gather information on us and the government does as well than there's already a problem there huh...
Sadly they do, look at who basically owns the government. Corporations. Almost everyone in office is owned by big business.
Not what I said at all you retard. When you make your next school shooting threat make sure you single out some type of people so you can at least die for something good.
What's the strategy behind this? Is it because he's polling better with Libertarians and Indpendents than registered Dems? Is he trying to get out of the Democratic race before Biden gets in? Is he trying to position himself as a veep for a Trump or Sanders independent run? What's his angle?
We need Webb Threads
Photoshop bros please make Webb thread memes
What implications should this have on Webb shilling? Do we now shift towards appealing to Libertarians, moderate Republicans, indies, and (finally) champion his based stances on guns and the south as well?
Ironically, I think Jim Webb is the candidate who would have the greatest chance of winning an election, if they backed him properly and made a conscious effort to put his name out there.
The guy is the only one who's not a complete coward of the bunch, and who'd have some appeal to the conservatives due to his military background and gook killing prowess.
He also has a gigantic, swollen brain, judging by the size of his head.
EVERYONE WRITE IN JIM WEBB
no nicknames. Just Jim Webb so they all get counted together
>tfw Webb may run independent
>we know Trump doesnt give a fuck about pledges and could potentially run as independent if he doesnt get the nomination despite high polls
>tfw a trump/webb Ticket is actually 1 step closer to being reality
>Cern wants to contact a parallel universe, potential for another Mandela effect type universe shift
>tfw we shift into a universe where Trump/webb win as the first independent presidential run in US history
Hold me, /pol/ im nervous...
They're paying attention now.
Of course that's what CNN is doing, the company that owns them invested money in $hillary's campaign. They actively delete pro-Webb or pro-Sanders comments. They also deleted their poll when $hillary got cucked by Bernie and Webb. They're scared.
I need somebody to give me a definitive answer on whether that OANN poll was reliable or not. Even without us rigging them most online polls had him at around three percent after the debate and the CNN poll (apparently) had a tiny sample size.
Here's a complete list of many polls, averaging the ones on here out I'd put him at around 1.5 to 3. 1.2 is bullshit.
The firm that conducted the OANN poll, Gravis Marketing, doesn't see to be very esteemed. I wouldn't completely disregard it though because most of the sites attacking them seem to be liberal rags.
Yeah Monmouth's got a poll up with the same basic results of the CNN on- I was hoping we'd get a few posts bump from the debate
Alot of my liberal friends who watched the debate just saw him as a racyss Republican tho
>People are criticizing my dad, Jim Webb, for killing a man. Here’s what they’re missing.
The part that they're missing is that he's the only one of those cocksuckers who didn't name a fellow American as their enemy.
>tfw closer to a Paul/Webb or Webb/Paul ticket than ever before
two day old pic but you won't be getting any Google matches for it. Jim was a based senator.
Not sure- the criteria is usually at least 1% in three national polls- I was hoping wit them both at 0% in the CNN poll they'd be kicked but Monmouth has em at 1%
CBS, Drake University, Des Moins Register
Yeah Chafee just might not bother. O'Malley is going to be hard to shake though, he's probably going to be brownosing Clinton until Super Tuesday so he can be made postmaster general or whatever the hell he's trying to accomplish.
So close that I am still making these.
I'm aware from watching that trainwreck from across the Potomac. I have an accute hatred for Martin O'Malley. The man is a complete snake who managed to set the groundworks for the Baltimore catastrophe while simultaneously dropping his states white demographic by about ten percent just within his tenure.
Also the way he acts on stage reminds me of a community college improv actor trying to do a "president" impression. Slimy af.
>a Paultard/Dixiecrat "both margianilized wings of each party united" ticket
I really hope so.
I come here to do field work, I'm a historian. (rather not say anything else though lest I be identifiable)
I'm not surprised, NoVA has been awful for a long time. Last time I went there was to check out the silver line. Tyson's Corner and the tech boom has just brought in the worst people.
I hope he doesn't run as independent. If he runs as Democrat I can vote on him at least in primaries. if he runs independent I'm not throwing away my vote and contributing to the candidate I want least winning..
It's a sad state of affairs but it's true, most times I vote I don't vote FOR someone I vote AGAINST who I hate more.
If Webb runs as an independent this will continue my trend of voting indie.
My biggest concern is that, as an independent, he won't be invited to debates and receive even less press.
I live in Texas, this state isn't turning blue for a while. I'd rather vote indie than vote for any of the other shit lickers in the democratic party or the GOP sans Trump (who's second in my book behind Webb, BTW).
I think a very good point to pull up is that webb understands the southern peoples distress, and that he is not some yank liberal democrat, he is a down to earth, cool-headed, southern politician that will get your sons and daughters out of Afghanistan, and fix the mess that is the va system, and he will bring economic reforms that will solve the problems that inept leaders of all branches have caused
being from the south, that would get me to at least lean towards webb
#caughtinthewebb should be the official hashtag to counter #feelthebern
Webbslingers, join our chat at #WEBBPAUL16 on kik or at https://chatstep.com/#WEBB_PAUL_
Also, spread this shit for our Rand Webb Co-Op Force please. Project Paul is shilling hard af for you guys too tbqhwy fam.
Bong you don't understand American politics. There's about 90% of the country that votes strictly 1 party. Only the last 10% or so matters in deciding things.
Just look on this fucking board, a good majority of the Americans on this board will vote Republican no matter who the candidates are because "muh libruls"
Advocating for voting for a third party in a general election for PRESIDENT is a wasted vote. It's okay to vote independent on more local elections where those candidates have a real shot but not for president, not while the electoral college exists.
I'm in Colorado, a battleground state, my state can swing 9 electoral votes to either side, of the actual election, it can decide who wins or who loses.
So I can't vote independent or I risk Whichever candidate I want least in office.
That said it's fucking looking like Trump vs Hillary and in that case I don't even want to vote and I might as well vote webb because both of those are equally "I hope they die before the swear in" tier.
If it was Biden vs Trump, I'd vote Biden, if it was Hillary vs Rubio, I'd vote Rubio.
Oh then that makes his ignorance about the reality of the system worse. I was thinking he was thinking our system is like their system where there's a shitload of parties and it's not a established 2 party system.. or maybe bongistani votes work like Aussie votes where you vote on every candidate with an order of preference.
An order of preference vote WOULD be a better system because it wouldn't make third party votes a waste and it'd get more parties real chances to weigh in on the campaign and compete and ultimately it could break up the 2 party system..
But for now.. while we vote on ONE candidate... voting outside the 2 parties is throwing your vote away.
Webbslingers, join our chat at #WEBBPAUL16 on kik or at https://chatstep.com/#WEBB_PAUL_
Also, spread this shit for our Rand Webb Co-Op Force please. Project Paul is shilling hard af for you guys too tbqhwy fam.
I just realized something actually. And tell me if it isnt very much similar, and something that could happen...
It could be a repeat of Bull Moose Teddy Roosevelt vs Republican Taft, where Woodrow Wilson won the election just by being the normal guy in the middle of the two shitflinging screaming giants.
Possibly. Honestly, I can't stand the main candidates on either side. I mean, forget about the memeing, Donald Trump has no platform, he's anti vax, and he's simply too crazy. Hillary is like Obama only for women, but at least Obama didn't have his entire campaign based on "Well, I'm black, so you should vote for me", it just sort of happened. Plus, at least Obama has a personality, Hillary is a complete cunt with a voice like my fifteen year old brother only louder. I'm for Webb/Paul or Paul/Webb.
Obama actually had a platform and had ideas. its over time, with the constant gridlock and cockblocking coming from congress that he has morphed into a far more severe left sided political figure. the tea party has created the Executive action monster he's become.
I remember finding it hillarious in debates, when he'd say something, mcCain would disagree, and then say the exact same thing. they were both running the exact same ideas
>mfw you haven't watched the debates
>mfw he thinks they still use "mercury" in vaccines
>mfw it wasn't even mercury, it was a compound with mercury
>mfw the Trump has been stumped
Not really. Again, it's a compound that has mercury in it. Do you think they don't test that shit? Is it a coincidence that as vaccination rates went up, disease went down, and as vaccination rates went down, disease went up?
It's okay. most americans cannot into organic chemistry.
>tfw you will never have competition for sweet, sweet departmental grants because there's all of 60 people in the entire state majoring in your field.
Yes. And the fact is, in small doses, it has none. You'd have to drink enough water that it would kill you anyway for it to actually hurt you. Sure, the government is filled with scumbags, but who are they going to get to falsify tests?
I am gonna try and make a Webb one with this, but I don't have much experience with putting head templates into things so if anyone wants to try it be my guest
What I mean is that it isn't the same as mercury. Water contains oxygen and hydrogen, yet you can be killed by breathing too much of it in. Even in it's gaseous form. And, unlike oxygen and hydrogen, it can conduct electricity.
You can't just go "Welp, good enough" when you are testing things. You have to use the scientific method, and you have to test more than once. It's how science works you dull twat.
actually, pure H2O isn't that conductive. It's impurities in solution that ramp up its conductivity.
The rest of your point is generally correct, and the guy you're arguing with is a tremendous facebook spam post-believing faggot.
how's yours going anon?
i couldnt really find a good webb face for it
Better than mine to be honest. Been using paint b/c my gimp skills are rusty as fuck.
I don't think mine deserves a caption to be honest. I'll post my webb head templates in a sec
This picture looks like it could be used for some pretty dank memes. Someone with a danker meme level than me might be able to work some magic with it.
yeah i got those but none are straight on , they all have a slight angle so i just use this one that's the closest
Sent it to him, I just use my real stuff b/c I honestly give 0 shits. Pic related is my work
lulz I don't even bother to hide my stuff anymore. Since I am not a pol nazi I just spread my stuff all over my social media. My FB friends will become shills before too long
Because he's in this for literally all the right reasons and doesn't want to lower himself to their level. However I'm hoping that now since he's going independent he gives zero fucks and starts tearing assholes left and right
Already hit that one up, fam!
I feel like w'e're gonna run out of pics to use soon. If Webb were to take one day taking pictures and posing and they were uploaded online for us than we could get a lot more shilling done for basically no money out of his campaign
his words? During the debate he said theyve way overstepped what they were supposed to do.
In order to operate effectively they have to collect masses of data, the problem is that they arent getting rid of the data that is no longer useful they are storing it for god knows why. He tried to pass a bill that would make them destroy the data collected after like a year or two or something but it didnt get support
Don't I know it. I was pining about this very thing several Webb threads ago. The lack of HD pics is exceptionally disappointing. That is the most rugged, healthy looking man in the entire goddamn race--of any party!
this one is pretty ripe but i dont know if anyone has used it
we should all put a video like this(or this video if its the best one we have) into a youtube looper and try and bump the views up a lot.
Every once in a while change your ip adress too just in case youtube starts to not count them.
I'll post my set of "stock" photos for peoples use
sidenote, captcha was business names and it was one building with a huge star of david on it lulz
I've also noticed, for a marine he seems to have a permanent smile/grin on his face.
All of that sounds nice, but what does any of it actually means?
I mistrust words like "fair" and "broken" because they imply opinions. His view of fairness may not match up with my view of fairness, and what he considers broken may not be what I consider broken.
This pic is gold I think. If used with the right quote this could be a game change pic
My family is military. He probably wouldn't mind some stuff on it but he himself doesn't really like to talk about getting the medals or some of the things he did to get them but that's pretty common of military people
>They imply opinions...might not match up with my own view
Uhhh, that's kind of how the system works, man. They are his opinions. To some people, those institutions already work well, and for others, they may agree on it being "broken" but not at the same level of severity, or in the same ways. Likewise, all opinions. I'm not going to try to divine your personal view of any of that. It'll be up to you to find the candidate(s) that most accurately see things the way you do.
>all of those jazz hands and Marine Corp standard-issue knife hands
Ye gods, he was tailor-made for spiderman posting. I see webs shooting all over in all of them!
There are some good quotes here from the dem debate:
This one should be used when talking about Vietnam or the soldier he cleared and got placed on the mall
Last pic with the article it came from. Interesting really, how he and Hillary differ in their views
Webb is to sensible to ever win the democratic nomination. you have to be psychotic for the left to take you seriously.
I feel complete that I came up with a new dank meme
Seeya. Enjoy being a mindless drone.
Can somebody condense this? I'd love to know what is specific stances are on issues he wants to work on, an what his plans are for fixing them. It's easy to just say, "This is bad!" That's cool, but what is bad, and what do you plan to do about it?