Though in a way I am impressed with the more and more things that are in the essence inconceivable for not completely batshit insane person to come up. And yet they manage to turn whatever turn they think off into a product. No doubt if not full blown jew, the genius behind this is at least a trans-jew.
>you'll never put it in it's rightful place with the entartete kunst
I went through every fucking stage in under 10 seconds. Mirth, rage, shock, sadness and now just a passive glow of misanthropy.
Good thread OP! 10/10 would hate again.
Now who would benefit from Western Culture and Arts collapsing?
What is this comics message? That you can be a trans lesbian in a relationship with a gay hetero and toy flaccid penises shouldn't be a laughing matter? Who could take something away from this comic besides someone already delusional that believes it's message? What the fuck.
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pfffhahaha, this is one of the most retarded things I've ever seen
On the bright side, here's a new /pol/ image.
Spent 2 hours in photoshop.
thank you feminists for being strong, independent human beings.
Raising and nurturing children? PFFT! that shit aint important.
what IS important is getting that assistant manager job.
150 years later in the Islamic state of America...
an anthem is chanted across the planet because white women stopped having children
So this is how it ends.
Hundreds of years of progress, godly families,scientific achievements, and the growth of a healthy culture, all destroyed within 50 years.
Dear God, why was I born into this hellish century
the fucking holy grail of the radical liberal left, being able to artificially destroy your personality in order to mold it to fit their own.
I really wish that the rapture would start already, I just want to go home and leave this hellish ball of sin behind.
Couldn't even shave legs in a cartoon. I wonder how bad it is irl.
>hey did you have a sourced piece of information you wanted to share with me?
>dont worry and dont talk!
>i went to university and my general major covered this at some point, so its safe to assume i know more than you and your simpleton opinion
>before i even knew what you were going to say, first off its wrong because blah blah blah blah people dont have the same definitions blah blah fucking white people made it blah blah priveledge blah blah racism made legal and ok to practice by whites
>and pretty much the lesson here is white people are the bane of existance and black people are actually superior but are just oppressed by your words in your opprssive dictionary.
>what were you gonna say now that ive implied you are a racist and ubermensche about race, changed a dictionary definition, and claimed educational and economic superiority over you?
Can we stop negotiating with liberals and just start killing them already? All we need is organization and persistance.
How is this not considered a mental illness?
It is a fetish thing for me anyway. Honestly I think I have some dick envy. I want to know what it feels like to jack off. And I bet sex is so much better as a guy. Cooler anyway. I've got major dick envy. But I dont want to be a guy.
>black womyn doctor fixing successful white businessman
where does it end
This is, by far, the scariest one.
He has been indoctrinated by his teachers to believe language is what you want it to be. That you can never be wrong in your own mind. That white language shouldn't be written and described by white people.
I can't do it.
Prefer this type of privilege acknowledgement.
>YOU decide by yourself to look like shit because you want to be a special snowflake and people better love it otherwise they are asshole
What a childish argument
These people never grow up, they can't take a critisme without bursting into tear and making shitty comic about it
>"I'm so glad more and more people are embracing polyamory!"
>Don't trust dictionaries its part of some kind of misogynistic white agenda
holy fucking shit this age we live in is bonkers
> confusing biology with "the media"
tbh fam I can't help but feel really bad for these people. They imagine themselves in these happy fulfilled relationships, but their political views will prevent that from ever happening.
So, they get lonelier and cling to radical feminism or sexual deviancy to fill the void, as if that will make them desirable to more people. But it doesn't. It only makes it less likely that they'll find a healthy romantic partner. Eventually they'll sabotage all of their relationships, and die alone or stuck with someone they secretly hate.
All these people getting mad about fake penises.
It's a blessing in disguise brehs.
Buy a bunch of flaccid penises and tape them all over your body, that way yours will look bigger.
Is this comic mocking hypersensitive "Everything is rayciss" people, or is it agreeing with them?
Social Justice has long passed the event horizon of Poe's Law such that I really can't tell any more.
GET ME OFF THIS RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> look, I'm gay
> I only date men
> It's just that some of the men I date have vaginas
THIS IS TOO MUCH
THE DREAM IS COLLAPSING
...This is some bottom tier shit here.
So straight people are now culturally appropriating the "gay" label?
And are getting offended when gay people call them out on it?
>lol we cuddle and have dildos so we dont need a penis
gayfag here, I needed a laff
It's amazing how far this shit has gone. I started watching Scrubs from episode 1 the other day.. Current tumblr gen would fucking hate it, just like this retarded comic.
How have we let the degeneracy come this far?
> This is, by far, the scariest one.
I think it would be the scariest one if you took it at face value. But I don't.
We all know the REAL reason liberals want to be able to control the use of the word "racism" is that it is a Power Word. Level an accusation of racism at someone, and... well, it's like a rhetorical superweapon. Just the sound "racism" is basically enough to tar and feather people these days, regardless of the actual content of the word. In fact, stripping the sound from its definition means the liberal can level it at whoever he wants, which is exactly the kind of weapon he's looking for.
So he's not really a 1984-esque Newspeak warrior, which would be totalitarian and scary. He's just some trumped up shit who wants an argument auto-win button, which by contrast is almost trivially petty. Annoying, yes, but not that existentially terrifying.
> go on date with very cute girl I met on OK Cupid
> seems SJW-y but whatever, so are a few of my friends
> date going really well, we have a lot in common
> about 2 hours in, she aggressively asks me about an answer to one of the website's question prompts, saying that she's only asking because she's drunk
> I answered that I wouldn't date a transgendered person
> she literally says that I'm transphobic
> explain that I'm not scared of trans people, I just wouldn't want to date someone who is biologically male, or who has mutilated their genitals
> she goes on a rant about my white/straight/male/tall/fit privilege
> interrupts me whenever I try to dispute her points
> say that I forgot that I had to meet a friend across town and leave
> she texts me several times about how much fun she had and that she really wants to get together again before I tell her I'm not interested
> genuinely doesn't understand that people don't respond well to being called bigoted or superficial
It's depressing, she was a well educated, very attractive, woman but she's going to end up with someone who's completely whipped and unable to provide an emotionally fulfilling relationship.
The irony is, the SJWs hate degeneracy too, but only when white people are enjoying it.
We'll soon have to fight to preserve degenerate TV shows (and video games) from SJW censorship.
That's bullshit. I love shoving things in my ass, it feels good... But I'm not even slightly feminist or pc or any of that shit. If a bitch wants to peg me? That's cool but she's gonna have to wrestle me down to do it and it's not gonna change a single one of my opinions.
>implying men have a choice to be circumcised or not
that's a goodone
They can't touch GTA. Rockstar is wayy to embattled atm. Every game they put out always envoles with some lawsuit or ban of some sort (right aussies?) but they still pull ahead and make insane amounts of monies.
(Implying any of you were able to read that far into this abomination without raging)
Couples work better as a well-knit couple.
Jealously will inevitably fester.
Maybe not in a few weeks or even months; but one side will get tired of the others shit.
This shit is the reason people want to vote for Trump.
We simply cannot handle any more progressive thinking. We're going to fucking collapse the country over this shit.
>taking all this to say you're afraid of commitment and cant control your horny level
>"Daddy, where's mommy going?"
>"Mommy has to ride Chad's monster cock today, Billy. I'm not allowed to put my micropenis in her anymore. Now put on the dress. I have to take a picture of you and become famous on Instagram."
This thread is depressing.
Life is too short to worry about these degenerates anymore. Goodbye /pol/.
I'm going to ride the tiger while it all burns.
God bless Julius Evola.
Let it all burn.
If this is the world they want then I will have my fun just like every other piece of shit on the planet.
See you on the other side brothers.
They're certainly trying.
Why would this make me rage? They're not trying to tell me how to live, or telling me I'm a bad person because I don't have some special sexual identity.
Clearly had some retard teacher as his professor or misunderstood the class even in intro to linguistics they say the dictionary is an authority and if you have a different definition it doesn't stand up to the dictionary one because people can just refuse your definition and then what cocksucker
it's addressing the "x microaggression isn't racist, because the dictionary definition of racism only applies to y" argument
it amounts to "your point is invalid because you're trying to justify your microaggression on the technicality that it isn't specified in whatever 30-year-old dictionary sits on your shelf"
all it's saying is dictionaries are not objective and it's obvious you completely misunderstood
honestly, it's bad enough when you cishet shitlords are actually straining to make valid points, but when it devolves into passively spewing out whatever circlejerkish dialogue leaks into your heads is when these threads become truly disgusting
>All these comics
Holy shit why hasn't the apocalypse happened yet?
I want off this horrible fucking ride
I guess you just attribute more Machiavellian scheming to your average screaming SJW than I do.
I think they just see "racist" as a word that works really, really well in shutting down arguments, and so are simply looking for excuses to use it as often as possible.
They're not Ingsoc psycho-grammarians, they're just chimps who found a particularly sharp rock.
I'm willing to bet that people felt the same way in the 70s with the punk rock scene and that was just a phase
It gives me hope that this will all pass one day and we can laugh about it
>you just attribute more Machiavellian scheming to your average screaming SJW than I do.
You are implying that SJWs aren't just mindless drones of big players. There is some serious global social engineering going on, the perception of the world of an average person has turned 180 degrees in the last 5 years.
The SJWs are just the harbingers of the future. And the future looks pretty fucked up.
The glans of the penis is far more sensitive than the whole of the female genitalia. However we can't have multiple orgasms, and we don't get that whole body sensitivity like women. A foot massage for you could be sensual. A foot massage for a man is just strange.
This is what happens when society gives an open platform to the mentally ill under the pretense of acceptance and progress. The people responsible for that comic are obviously suffering from psychological ailments, but instead of insisting that they receive treatment for their neuroses, progressive demagogues tell them to embrace their insanity and shout it from the rooftops. When tolerance and diversity are the watchwords of the day, people with severe mental handicaps and ridiculous ideas are automatically validated at the expense of reason and logic.
>it's addressing the "x microaggression isn't racist, because the dictionary definition of racism only applies to y" argument
As opposed to "black-on-white racism isn't really racist, because the tumblrsphere definition of racism only applies to x"?
The guy with the single line set out to clarify his meaning, but was interrupted by the rainbow-thing and told that that meaning was FORBIDDEN and WRONG and a whole lot of only tangentially related stuff that really didn't support the original argument because it goes both ways. Fuck off. This newspeak obsession of the left is bizarre.
I proofread a document today that was written in bad English by an Indian coworker; if only I had realized that I did not correct her, but simply denigrated her unique usage of our language...
>Taking /pol/ seriously
You are in an anime image board filled with autistic faggots, and you expect reasonable people in this board because it has the politics in the title? Found the retard. Go back to Reddit, where things are easier to understand.
Are the ovens preheated yet guys?
>Those blacks are being racist
Excuse me, you can't look at the dictionary definition for a concept because of feelings and privilege, which you should be checking
>feminism is about man-hating and female superiority
That's not what feminism is about. ignore the behavior of individual feminists. Look up the definition and focus on that.
>tfw you will never have a muscly pretty brunette gf with a really strong jawline to make you her slave
>tfw she will never peg you ruthlessly and drink the fake cum she squirts out of it
>tfw she will never take it too far and allow you to only cum through anal and wear a flaccid duck around while you wear sissy panties
Well, maybe there's hope, there's always Craigslist and the steroid chicks at the gym.
I wish I could just drag these people's worthless hides into some sort of class on basic history, and gender-specific human sexual selection strategy.
If you take all the text (except the last two words...) and ignore the pictures then it actually is a very healthy attitude. Funny how easily one can give critical thinking such a horrifying spin through SJW-tinted glasses.
Holy shit, that is the gayest thing I've seen today, and I'm in THIS thread.
I knew he was an unfunny git, but goddamn.
What is wrong with their brains? It's not the media saying women need vaginas, it's biology. Genetic makeup has determined what they are, in no possible way can they change their DNA to be another sex/gender. This is making my head hurt. How can people this mentally deranged be allowed to exist?
plenty of the same thing in Australia and Europe and Mexico basically isn't even a country anymore
I'm honestly glad none of your socialist shitholes have freedom of speech
Western culture out
Islamic culture in
Whites = gone
Jews are free to steal from the people without resistance
White males make up 32% of prisoners, only 5% less than black males.. and white females are at 49% with black females at 22%.
How the fuck do they skew the numbers like that and then name a source you can google for the statistics I just gave?
Only for kids who've taken geometry in middle school. But now, thanks to common core they are going to high school without even knowing basic algebra besides something like
>Solve for x
That's about the standard for highschool freshman now.
>kids who've taken geometry in middle school
This is optional? I can't tell how much of that is hyperbole (but it is quite telling that one can't be sure which assumption to make...)
In neckbeard loser land /pol/ filled with failures
>OOOOH MY GOD!!! DEGENERACY!! THESE COMICS IS DEGENERACY! WESTERN CIVILAZATION HAS CRUMBLED OMG ITS ALL OVER LOOK AT THESE COMICS!!! ITS ALL OVER!!!!"
In real world where nobody even heard about this
Sorry my fault for wasting time with spergy manchildren and teens
It's played very straight... I think it's real.
Just to interject a bit of hope back into the world. Patreon display the amount pledged, not delivered.
Likely it is getting less than $1,000 per weekly comic. (God, that's still depressing)
Women are incredibly easy to brainwash, you should have dated her and brought her around to your point of view. Women shape their personality in relation to their environment and have very few qualms about 180ing their world view if emotions dictate it.
For me, in 6th grade I took a test and qualified to be placed in Algebra 1 for 7th grade, as an optional should I want to. It was a smaller class and I wanted to get away from the fucktard spics in my grade so I took it with mostly whites and asians. Then geometry for 8th. Then I took Algebra II, Trig + PreCalc, Calc AB and then Calc BC from 9-12. It's completely optional to choose your courses since they feel that kids need to give the ok to move into higher mathematics. If I wanted to, I could've stayed in basic mathematics until 9th grade then taken Algebra 1 then. And stayed in it based on what my options were; If I passed with a C, I could repeat it for a better grade. For as many times as I wanted. As long as I had 4 years of high school level math, I could graduate.
Depends on school districts I guess. I was in a magnet program so we were basically pushed to take higher classes anyways and required to have a certain number of AP classes per semester in high school to remain in the program. All it meant was better selection of electives and AP classes in high school since some all classes were open for magnet, while basic students couldn't take AP Calc BC or AP statistics, or some technical arts like programming and robotics.
But you're implementation of CC is different from the final version that schools are going to push. Literally hindering children's abilities to make the class as strong as its weakest link. That means no one can move on until jam-Al dindu (with an iq of 13 and can't even tie his shoes at 14 years old) solves all his basic multiples and factors 32 into 4x8 and 2x16. This is slated for 2019 last I checked and will remove certain courses for high school.
Are you a chaser or do you just like girls who have great bone structure enough not to need hair or bangs framing it?
Because one is degenerate and most likely mental illness and the other is pretty baste tased. If you score a qt3.14 with short hair, a lot of guys won't even hit on her because they'll think she's a dyke.
The problem is like I've said, a lot of the women who do cut their hair too short don't know how shitty their faces are and need the hair more than they know.
Oh fuck me, I hate the "prescriptive" argument.
Pretty much any liberal faggot that knows about it can potentially extort an A for every writing assignment they do. Thank Christ they don't teach it before Linguistics 101.
Libshits don't even realize that it can be used to burn them. I could call some tranny faggot a tranny faggot and it wouldn't even be transphobia because they're being prescriptive about the words I'm using.
This is the insanity being taught in college and university.
>this entire thread
I'm surprised no one's posted the gay furry threesome explaining the benefits of pissplay yet
idk about other districts, but I was able to take an AP calc class senior year since I had taken algebra 1 in middle school. It's an optional course but most engineering programs in the country expect you to have taken at least a normal calc and physics course.
>78% more likely to be admitted to a university
Requesting the pic of the admission decisions of Ivy League schools with two exactly qualified people, one white and one black, with the black being accepted to every university and the white guy only getting a few acceptances and a few maybes
>entire Manhattan Project was founded with the intention of nuking Germany
>when Germany surrendered, a bunch of the scientists threatened to stop working for ethical issues, they didn't see the need to finish the bomb since the war was practically won
wow it's like libs are literally brain dead
>dressed like a mudslime
>believes in jeebus
>is also an atheist
Don't atheists in the middle east get executed without hesitation? And doesn't the quran prohibit believing in other faiths? Also,
Why do web "artists" project so much?
For people who aren't retards it's usually taken senior year (last year of high school). For everyone else, they'll be lucky to learn basic trigonometry by the time they've moved on to college
I want someone to force her to watch Blazing Saddles like Alex from fucking Clockwork Orange.
we are beginning the decline, the western Anglo-american Civilization Dominant for nearly 500 years has reached its end.
the next 100-200 years will suck
lol no, you are cucked because you probably like someone who is a rape victim. Really, nothing is sacred. If I got shot in the arm at some point and someone makes a clear joke about someone being shot, I wouldn't collapse from being "triggered" like a pussy. Rape is really nothing but a form of assault, feminist bitches tried to make it something that sounds worse than torture. The best way to deal with these "triggers" is to face them directly head on, not to walk on eggshells to prevent the triggering from happening in the first place.