http://www.nnvl.noaa.gov/MediaDetail2.php?MediaID=1797&MediaTypeID=1 WHAT ARE THE POOR SPICS TO DO!!!?
send help gringo!! Plz, ill build wall!! Plz help!!! I build wall, plz save my familia!! I need you man !
In the evening. Or at night.
I fucking hate playing the waiting game. Come on Patricia you bitch.
Meanwhile, this is the beach right now.
>mfw Hurricane Patty has sustained winds the same as an F5 tornado
>Mexico literally BTFO
im sure those sandbags are gonna help
didn't their shitty government recommend everyone get the fuck away from the beach?
Let me tell you what I'm going to do, if my property and belongings are destroyed thanks to this hurricane, the first thing I'll do is use all of the resources I have left to jump the border, I have some amigos near the border who can help me accomplish this task without too much effort or financial investment involved.
Since you're all laughing at our misfortune and enjoying our suffering then it is only fair that I fuck your countrymen over by taking the job of a white guy, I'll be glad to do any GIS related work for half of the pay that a jizzmop would receive, it would be worth it as long as I get to watch him suffer, like you want to see me suffer.
Get fucked, bunch of subhuman stormnigger cunts incapable of empathy.
RIP Pinche Erick !!
He's in the First rescue team in Colima
its close enough to be picking up the waves. much more than you see in that cam
at 4pm they'll have 35 foot waves.. they should have over 20 foot waves in that is in the eye path
Singles - Nobody dies
Dubs - a few hundred will die
Trips - Thousands
Quads - Mexico is doomed
Most recent satellite imagery from NOAA. Storm appears to be intensifying dramatically prior to landfall.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
USA JUST DECLARED OPEN BORDER FOR MEXIBROS
EVERYONE PACK YOUR SHIT AND CROSS THE BORDER NOW
>average mexican living near the cost . png
Funny thing is, this country may be shit in a lot of areas but for some reason when it comes to natural disasters we're always on point. Earthquakes, hurricanes etc. hit us but we always recover fast.
One of the few good systems we have.
I'd worry if we were the Phillipines or something,
But yeah, Patricia will shit all over us.
>yfw it blows past mexico with minimal damage and fucks up the entire Californian coastline.
literally the only good thing mexico exports is their sluts
>taken by suomi satellite
SAUNA VIINA SISU PERKELE
I'll drink plenty of cerveza and vote for El Patron, Senior Trumpo. No mas help fam.
They sound like they're having a lot of fun.
>tfw not a drunk Mexican out in the open on the edge of a hurricane and too stoopid to evacuate.
Tonight's ethnic cleansing is brought to you in part by nature.
Nature: Because only the fit survive.
It's like Earth has a really disgusting and nasty rash and she's trying to wash it.
does the skin get lighter the higher up the economic ladder they climb?
>America in charge of knowing the difference between a hurricane and a tornado
Haha good one burgerboy. Very witty. Need I remind you the Mexican army was giving aid in the US during Katrina? You could argue you probably didn't really need it but still.
National disaster funds that aren't looted (miraculously) + an army that is specifically trained for this stuff = good recovery times and minimal loss of life.
The military set up shelter for 250,000 people in just a day or so.
rolling for QUADS
>It's like Earth has a really disgusting and nasty rash and she's trying to wash it.
Then why isn't Nature attacking Southern Commiefornia?
I want a hurricane to hit Southern Commiefornia due to "el nino" this year.
All the proof you need for man made global warming This if the biggest hurricane in history The earth is fighting back. I love it.
>Not the third cuck capital in the world after sweden and germany
Isn't that the plot to this?
damn this shit is gettin crazy
why didn't they name this hurricane trump?
Because there are based, freedom loving, gun toting, red pilled motherfuckers all over Southern California. It's San Francisco and Los Angeles that make California suck as much as it does.
> Need I remind you the Mexican army was giving aid in the US during Katrina?
implying Bush didn't just sat and waited for the highest possible Nigger death toll.
Mexico actually feel bad when they saw Bush wasn't even going to send water to them boons
>tfw remembering hurricane isidoro
>tfw the neighbours would get together and cook food and listen to the radio during blackout
>roast marshmellows with the oven
>playing pokemon on a gba and boardgames with the other kids
>sleep on matresses on the floor with candles all around
>go out for a drive around the neighborhood post storm and help move trees
How can one storm be so comfy? Im getting nostalgic over a disaster
I was a GOVERNOR, a NAVY SEAL, I KNOW THINGS THEY ARENT TELLING YOU THEY CAN CONTROL THE WEATHER
>implying la Virgen de Guadalupe doesn't got Mexico's back
average mexican milf, spawn included.
spawn with her anons
Are we going to invite /sp/ for the tornadob owl tonight?
I live really far away from the coast, in the middle of a desertic zone.
This shit looks Nasty as fuck
I dunno why. Mexican construction workers are top tier. You could get them to make them out of concrete and brick and have a decent resistant house instead of the second little pigs house.
>The earth is fighting back. I love it.
Bullshit. While I do agree there are way too many mexicans that are shitting up America...
If the earth really and truly were fighting back, a massive hurricane would strike Washington DC and bury that cesspool of a city under 100' of ocean water. They're the ones responsible for all this shit. Not the average citizen.
That's fucking terrifying
Don't worry, your "patriotic" US politicians will just give them free shit, paid for by the money stolen from you in the form of "income taxes".
They will then allow these "refugees" to migrate to the city you live in, and you will be put on a "watch list" by the anti-American communists/traitors in Washington DC if you speak out against the spic infestation.
Had enough yet?
Mexigods build their houses out of concrete and block! Our houses can sustain hurricanes and what not.
If we survived the Conquista, stupid liberals, foreign invasions and even more liberals, a fucking hurrican aint shit.
Ven acá, puta! La virgencita's got out back.
It was. There are flash flood warnings in lots of counties in Texas expecting inches of rain. Luckily we are getting a few showers ahead of time. We don't want the ground to be too dry or else there will be mudslides like in cali.
Calm down, my fellow colonial friends.
If you ask Europe, none of us are white!
out of sheer curiosity...how hard would it be to get yourself killed by the drug narco gangs in the city you live in?
eg: white man walks down the street in broad daylight.
how long before a car pulls up and shoots him in a drive by because the spics think he's some sort of undercover fed agent?
Why are y'all posting all those disgusting shit chicanas
YOU FAT FUCKS ON /pol/ HAD TO JUST SUMMON BACK THE OLD GOD BAAL HUH
YOU THINK MEME MAGIC IS COOL? LIKE THIS IS SOME KIND OF FUCKING GAME?
THIS IS WHAT YOU FUCKERS HAVE WROUGHT ON THIS PLANET
WE BANISHED BAAL FOR A REASON AND YOU IDIOTS THOUGHT MECCA CRANE WAS GOING TO BE THE ONLY EXAMPLE?
YOU NIGGERS BETTER START WORSHIPPING BAAL RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
proof trump is full of hot air
what a blow hard
the only thing that can take down Mexico is itself.
hurricanes ain't shit
Good luck to all the mexibros.
But you specifically seem pretty chill, hope you are not in the path. Keep standing up for your country. Its future will be made by those who are proud of it for its good qualities, and work to change where it is needed. One of the biggest areas that Mexico needs to work on at the moment is its reputation, and in the last few threads you standing up and pointing at your disaster response has made me research it.
You specifically caused someone thousands of miles away to look at your country in a slightly better manner, by posting a non-meme response to idiots bashing your country.
High five fellow North American!
My own capital has been over run by a bloodless coup that gives support and amnesty to the hispanic cockroaches that infest every single city in this country.
No love for the anti-American tyrannical regime(s).
Now if Trump wins the white house and makes good on his "deport all spics" pledge, I would fly/drive/walk to Washington DC to help them rebuild after a massive hurricane.
haya una tormenta de mierda una elaboración de la cerveza
>Live in Houston
>Work will be dead this weekend
>Getting paid to sit on my ass
The Narcos in my city loves US tourist, because they buy a lot of drugs. You should be really safe here. But Nobody should go outside in the Night, a lot of Shootings between Catels happens in the night.
Also, don't go to Zetas terrirory.
>people on the stream casually driving with impending death storm an hour away
>b-b-but muh big hurricane
>broof uv globil worming
is the exact same as
>b-b-but it's snewing
>no such thing as globil worming
fucking idiot. like i said smoke more pot. eventually you'll be too brain dead to give a fuck.
>mfw my gf is called patrica
>she has started singing gonna rock you like a hurricane
>americans think we're as vulnerable to hurricanes as them
our houses, even if the low tier are ugly are built out of concrete, they're gonna get flooded probably but they'll survive.
we don't build houses with fucking wood, seriously why do americans do this shit?
>people think this means America will have to take in all the survivors as refugees
>mfw this could actually be a perfect, america could put military there to control until they straight up annex Mexico
>gay furry porn featuring a reach around
You could have had it all.
Instead you chose nothing.
Who /Monterrey/ here?
>tfw no more school for the rest of the day
>tfw time to get comfy
>tfw I don't give a fuck about the South
>tfw time to play videogames for the rest of the day
>That moment /pol/ stormfags don't see the extreme resiliance Latinos have aganist natural disasters.
I mean, in one thing of your many racist banters, you were right, /pol/, we are like cockroaches. We are really fucking hard to kill and once we get into one place, we are nearly impossible to be taken out.
>people think this means Mexico will actually get affected
>mfw this could actually be a perfect example for how muricans think they know everything
what my whole feed looks like right now
hottest new memes fresh out the oven
Also; There is Maps in the Internet.
In contrast with Native Americans in the US. Natives here mixed with Eurocucks and it produced our glorious race :) Might not be the best but we have endured some deep shit.
Hurricane Wilma was a category 5 hurricane and it went right through Cozumel for 3 days. Only 2 people died. Hurricanes are fucking pussies tbh.
No one asked for your opinion Ahmed
>tfw you'll never get your east coast destroyed by a massive hurricane
Why even live?
this might be more on your tastes cuck
HOLY FUCK IT SOUNDS LIKE A TRAIN COMING
watch as the records are shattered
>first thread in months where mexicans can post and no one is shouting build wall
B U I L D
W A L L L
Just because mother nature is forcing you to take a shower doesn't mean you're getting off the hook that easy you fucking taco folding bastards.
This is the thing. Just because america fuck yeah is shit at dealing with natural disasters because of niggers and inept government doesn't mean other places are worse, we get hurricanes every year and everything is rebuilt fast because our houses are made with bricks and concrete and construction workers are top tier
yeah, just because your wood houses got shrekt to hell doesnt mean that we're actually getting shrekt too, we've have had a lot, even put up through some nasty natural disasters, we're hard working people and with actual reasons to live, with values, the 1985 Mexico earthquake is a clear example of our people's solidarity, when we're going through hell, we keep going.
Mexicans survived lots of earthquakes and hurricanes in the past.
Yes, they are a shithole, but those disasters didn't affect in anyway their shithole status. They got out of it just fine.
I don't see Louisiana in a good state after all that flooding.
>>MFW heading back to work after lunch break
>>walk past this lady
>>raggedy old man clinging on to her like she was the last bottle of water in the world.
>>can never forget those TITTIES.
Comrade Anon Anonovich, you get the cool sinkholes and meteors and mountains that irradiate hikers until they go insane and rip their eyes out.
AGAIN MOST HOMES ARE MADE OF STONE,BRICK AND CEMENT AND ROOFS ARE USUALLY STEEL REINFORCED CONCRETE WITH BRICKS
NOT SHITTY WOOD LIKE AMERICAN HOME
IF ANYTHING FLOODING AND LEAKING ROOFS
NOT TO MENTION MEXICO HAS A LOT OF MOUNTAINOUS REGIONS
this is mother nature's way of teaching mexicans how to shower
According to that playa del Carmen is in zeta territory.
Do the cartels leave the tourist areas alone or has it really been that long since I've been down there?
Always seemed like a fairly nice quiet place when you got away from the blatant tourist trap crap right where the cruise ships dock and stuff.
Because I make 3 figures and live pretty comfortably.
Enjoy the muslim cock btw
We are about to be shat upon so hard. And most of us know it. But we´re a resilient bunch and take things as they come.
It´s fine to be scared, as long as it doesn´t stop you from getting shit done.
>ameriburgers constantly spouting the build wall meme while taking to mexicans living in mexico
why would WE (mexicans in mexico) build a wall?
man there was a tranfer student from prague who showered once or twice a week, she was aryan blonde and she couldn't believe that we took showers daily, said that most people from her country had the same hygiene as her
she also never brushed her teeth, it was seriously disgusting, she reeked of shit and sweat.
Mange de la merde you French faggot, France is a shithole too.
MOTHER OF GOD ITS HAPPENING
Well, Mexico was conquered, but we did it with the help of other Mexican tribes like the Tlaxcalas. Most modern Mexicans and most modern mestizos probably come from the Tlaxcalas. Tlaxcalas converted to christianity voluntarily as a gesture of alliance with Cortés and after the conquest of Tenochtitlán they were granted the status of "hidalgo", the same rights as free citizens as any other Spanish citizen of the time, they also adopted Spanish surnames, they weren't "slaves", they weren't "cucked", they weren't "raped".
And we together defeated the fucking Aztecs who were an atrocious, murderous and cannibalistic people. Mexicans shouldn't really hate Spaniards as they do today due to the Marxist propaganda, because we are actually their most ancient allies tbh.
People had advance warning with that hurricane. This storm went from Tropical Storm to a Category 5 beast in 24 hours. People are stuck right now in traffic jams trying to get out of the coastal areas & landfall is imminent. Completely different situations dumb dumb
>why would WE (mexicans in mexico) build a wall?
their meme leader thinks he can actually make us build that wall
>why would WE (mexicans in mexico) build a wall?
simple economics you dumb fuck
lol i dont get why other people especially americans and europeans say we're dirty when they literally don't shower every day
We had some German exchange students once and they seldom showered because, according to their logic "you shower daily because you're dirty, we don't get dirty" and boy did they smell
Normal mexicans don't hate Spain, even I, a slightly nationalist, know Spain did good to us. At the end, it was you or any other European Country.
>winds starting to pick up on the livestream
Prepare for the wipeout, beaners.
uhm, I dont hate you, I actually appreciate a lot a la madre patria!
That's not eve close to its final form. This thing is gonna fuck shit up like a /r9k/ robot when he's told there's no tendies.
Not poor. I bought it jokingly. I saw the brand and had a laugh because Bimbo is pic related.
Cheap as fuck. I think it was 79 cents or some nigger price like that.
flags mean wind speed and direction or you can look at the colors
number means pressure
a sunny cloud-free day would be around 1030 and storms around 980 but it was down to 880 earlier. take the difference from sunny day to big thunderstorms as a drop of 50 and do that again twice to go down 100
welcome to science
>music can be heard in that stream
lol even when we are waiting for the greatest hurricane ever we take our time to play music
TRAFFIC NOT MOVING ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE
it's funny how all the mexicans claim to be rich. like you make it to the top in mexico and you finally get the privilege of shitposting on the chins.