People say sexy girls have it easy but they really fucking don't
You are just a target for men. Not just the men you actually want. Beause the men you'll want won't give a shit about you, because they go through a thousand girls just like you per year. You are a notch in their belt. You're a target for every creepy disgusting, unbathed nerd and reject. Imagine going to a store and a bunch of old fat disgusting ladies eyefucking you.
Other girls will hate you. Everyone will either be jealous of you or want to use you as a fuck toy. On the surface...
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Gee, it's almost like the only thing they have to complain about is that a perfect life doesn't just happen to them without any effort. It must be so hard, all that waiting while being adored by everyone.
Read the thread
If you are an attractive white girl, every male is basically a walking bear trap trying on some level to crawl into your pussy and every girl hates you. It is only a good life for those fueled by a need for validation. Us uglies need such validation but it means nothing to them since they've beenshowered in it since birth
>tfw small flaccid willy but 6.5 inch erect willy
>tfw broken unfunctional penis with barely any feeling left
>Going to go see a movie and get drunk by myself
HAHA take that normies
>willingly fell in love with girl from Brazil
>8000 kilometers separate us now
>alone and sad on a Friday night
>so attractive I go out to bars and have to shoo girls away
>mfw not a cheating scumbag
>mfw have to wait until December to see her
Can we talk about how "rare pepes" ruined r9k by attracting droves of underage memeing ledditors? Or is the board so inundated with cancer that most posters are fond of that shit meme?
What do you talk about with your mom, /r9k/? Me and my mom talk about all kinds of topics, but more often than not about politics and the current state of the world, sometimes we just do some banter. Do you like talking to
your mom? Is she a good
she divorced my dad and ran off to fuck the farm hand, but not before neglecting the financial management of the family business for 8 months. She's done a number of smaller selfish awful things that are too many to list, but blames them on my father and sister.
Any anons wanna party up and play some BF1 Operations on PS4?
Preferably competent mic-less anons.
Hey, guys! What's something you accomplished today, or something positive that came of today?
Faggot OP here, figure I'll add in:
-I made Italian wedding soup for the first time. I used premade frozen meatballs, homemade corned ground beef, cabbage, and lima beans instead of fancier, more acceptable ingredients, but it turned out a lot better than I expected. I did use a lot of fresh thyme though, and some fresh oregano and rosemary.
-I got hooked on a new haremshit anime. I don't watch series until the end too often anymore, but it looks like I might finish this one. Technically I started it a couple days ago, but the eps have been pretty gud. It's Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry btw
-I called up a shitty grocery store to follow up on a night stockbitch job I applied for. It was no longer available and my voice was weak and nervous, but, hey, I'm trying. I must escape NEEThood.
>"You're a neet? Why? What are you rebelling against?"
>he states nonchalantly that life is difficult for everyone and yet his direct actions are what caused you to be here in the first place
They can relate and understand so much except this one simple fact
>tfw normies have changed the definition of normie
>there are now normies in here unironically using the word normie to desrcibre anyone better than themselves
If you aren't a virgin NEET you are a normie. It's as simple as that.
>using the word 'normie'
fuck off you dumb normalfag
Lonely? Talk with other robots:
No underage, poopdicks, ect...
>tfw no aso petting, basura throwing, bahay building, langaw swatting, tinapay baking, barya collecting, kuwaderno writing, upuan sitting, barangay protecting, libro perusing, dalampasigan strolling, araw bathing, palengke shopping, paniki chomping, kapalungan going, kidlat seeing, kalayaan fighting, mata straining, isda skinning, pelikula watching, diyaryo reading, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse...
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If you're so lonely, why don't you fuck your sister?
OH FUCK GUYS we've entered a third alternate universe from the 2007 berenstein/berenstain bears swap.
I noticed this when the "I;m thinking about thos Beams" meme became "I;m thinking about thos Beans"
Don't tell me I'm crazy, I'm not the only one who noticied this. Has anyone else noticed this or anything strange in the world or quoted lines changing?
I feel like we over lap with another universe when something has apparently popular for years, but I only found out about recently.
And I always keep up with the hottest memes unless of course they poof into our reality wihtou my recollection
Bored on a Friday night? We're looking for lonely boys and girls to join our Discord server. 18+ please, and BYOB.
>he fell for the "american holiday" meme
Bald vs Fat vs Short, which is the worst, no combo's allowed because those are obviously the worst.
Assume the rest of body is average, but feel free to elaborate if one is worse if you have worse or better genetics than average.
Which will hurt your chances to get a woman the most, and which is worst for self esteem.
What's it like to kiss a girl?
A lot of them don't use tongue and it's disappointing. The best part is when you both re going in for it. Unless the girl uses tongue. Then the best part is when she sucks on your tongue
Kate please come back to me
you were the hottest girl to ever use so much tongue please why dont you love me jesus fuck why
so...what are you doing here on a friday night?
Being a fucking loser who can't sleep
ITT: Katya and other qt girls
How do I get more stories to tell?
I am a great storyteller when I have a story to tell, but I don't want to lie and make up things. However, I'm in college and there's not much I can do as far as variety in life goes, so how do I get good stories to tell, and I don't mean stuff like "we got so drunk and high dude".
Make something up, but keep it really normal. Most normie stories are just exaggerated "dude so high" stories. My best one is when my friend broke his leg while we were high on acid, but most normies don't have stories like that. So, aim for a normal thing, but exaggerate it.
I don't want to make things up though, I am wondering how I can have fun life experiences and meet odd characters to hang out with and get stories about. I'm not doing it to impress people, I just want to know how to have these experiences in the first place, because it'd be cool and I'd have a nice story to tell later.
>roommate is crying again
What the fuck do i do
licky licky nice an sticky don't be so picky about da dicky
Do you honesty think that any woman would ever want to kiss you?
I had a gf for 3 years and never learned how to kiss. We would just put our mouths together and just close mouth kiss. I never french kissed her or learned how to. Was weird and I don't understand why people do it. I don't want another persons spit in my mouth, it was bad enough when I had to put my mouth on her smelly vagina. I'm just scared to death that my next girlfriend willl think I'm weird because I don't know how to open mouth kiss.
> Somewhat decent looking; been called "cute" many times
> Recovering robot/NEET, trying to get my shit together
> No insurance, no access to dental healthcare
> Gaping cavities in the back of my mouth/teeth
> Breath constantly smells like shit
> Girls don't even want to be close to me
It sucks. :(
>sister is having a party tonight
>she wants me to leave the house presumably so her friends don't have to see my ugly face
at least your sister is not a friendless bitter fat sjw neet and all the pressure for giving your parents some grandchildren is on your shoulders because she says she's asexual even though she's just an autistic mess and dreams of having some human contact
someone has got some issues.
OP she's just embarrassed about you. What kind of brother would you be if you didn't try to make it worse? Stick around and only wear a thong/speedo the entire time.
how u holding up guys?
im not doing so good
not good. got rejected by another woman. she just decided i'm not good enough or there was someone better
currently reading a sitting alone feels thread. it's reminding me how isolated and i actually am.
how are you?
>tfw spend all my time on the internet but still don't understand how meme culture works
by greentexting "tfw," beside a picture that combines iconic neon genesis evangelion imagery with a knockoff anime character, in an image board that prides itself on deeply considered taste in japanese art, i think you have demonstrated at least a good intuitive sense of meme appliance
If you were a girl, what sort of guys would you like?
Try to be more creative.
still trying to learn how to play EU4
I think my not bf might be using me for fetish purposes
how are you all doing
>tfw finally got my meds from the doc today
The only reason I Havent killed my self yet is my mom.I couldnt imagine doing that to her.
How do I bring myself to commit suicide?
>generally don't enjoy living
>spend most of my time being either sad or angry
>can't seem to form connections with other people
>will probably never have another true friend again
>will probably never have sex, despite not being ugly
>will probably never be successful, despite being smart
The list goes on
There's no point in living. I'm hopeless and things will never get better. I see no inherent value in life, and yet, I can't seem to conjure up the courage to hang myself to death. I already know that I'll never live to be old and die of natural causes, I just can't see it happening, so it's only a question of when. I guess I just want to know how to cut the bullshit and end things so that I can endure as little of this shit life as possible before my inevitable suicide.
That's the problem. I know I'm fucked but for some reason, deep down, I don't want to die.
I'm 18. I know that's very young and I still have my whole life ahead of me and whatnot, but I've been in a social decline since I left elementary school. By the end of high school I had zero friends and very little social interaction. I'm now at university, living in residence with a roommate, and while there are people...
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