Why the fuck do you even want a gf? Girls:
>require a shit ton of energy
>bitch and moan about everything and expect you to listen and care
>will cuck you and/or leave you for Chad
>are not genuinely interesting, funny, or fun to be around
>have smelly coots
Horny? Just jack off! You can literally do it as much as you want whenever you want. Plus with porn you...
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>not annoying, you're just easily irritable
>don't require energy
>so what, you don't need to listen or care
>why should you care?
>they CAN be fun to be around
>they smell good down there, just different
>my sexual frustration is an untapped energy resource
>great at listening, friends vent to me all the time
>I'm spineless and have no pride, self esteem
>don't need to be interested
>I love the smell of rank vag.
Seriously tho, I'm just insatiably horny.
I don't normally visit 4chan, but as a woman I just want you "robots" to know that looks really aren't that big of a deal for us. Most of you come off as really bitter and uninteresting. I guarantee if you guys picked up some hobbies 99% of you would have no trouble attracting women. Seriously, I feel for you guys. But we can smell your desperation and bitterness a mile away.
Women are not physically attracted to men's bodies directly. While they may be turned on by masculine aesthetics, its not in the same sense that men desire to touch hold and caress the things the find arousing of a woman's body.
They are attracted to things like wealth, status, power, charisma, and utility that emanate from his body, lifestyle and personality, not the body itself.
Men are only attracted to women's bodies, and things like emanate from her body directly, like the sound...
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>tfw every white girl I talk to won't go out with me or hates me for some reason
All I want is a white gf that I can wife someday.
If you're black it's probably for the best. Divorce rates are higher between white women and black males. Also, it's pretty much a fetish, or attention seeking behavior. With the exception of the pictures on /r9k/, all I see are ugos with black dudes. You can have them, though.
How long have you been here and how long did you expect to be here?
I've been here for 9 years and I didn't expect to be here for more than a few weeks.
People will still call me a newfag for not being here pre-2007
At least I don't have to take a bus to Arizona to buy Powerball tickets.
>tfw depressions got a hold of me
How do I escape?
Tomboy thread? Tomboy thread.
>no long haired girls except Ellen Page
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
last time you had a birthday party?
>tfw I've been 6 for the last 20 years of my life
Will any of us ever actually make it, or are we just delaying the inevitable?
Haha I really thought I was going to make it, but then I was dropped back into hell recently, silly me for thinking I could actually be happy for more than a few days, we're probably just delaying the inevitable
How come anon? What went wrong?
Well, she's a real person
Who gets panic attacks over physical discomfort here?
>pain in center of stomach
>think my organs are failing
turned out to just be excessive gas desu sempai but my heart is still racing and i'm incredibly tense.
>tingling in left hand
>well fuck, heart attack
Hypochondria's a bitch, lads
>tfw social anxiety
>only one friend irl who is most likely annoyed by me
>can't barely even manage to have normal interactions with other people online
>whenever someone expresses interest in being my friend and asks for my skype, kik, etc. I tell them I don't have one so I don't embarrass myself trying to talk to them.
Why am I like this and how can I stop
>tfw all relatable
and when you do finally talk to someone it's either
>slightly sweat while laughing slightly too hard at something thats not even funny
>pretending to be really funny and sociable but you can feel yourself dying inside while you make that reddit-tier joke
Normies, why are you even here? This used to be a safe space for retards like me. Now this board is filled with normalfag garbage.
What do you gain by coming to a website specifically designated for neets and the socially retarded? Are we amusing to you? Is it like taking a day trip to the zoo?
Well, whatever you try to accomplish by coming here, you've done it. All the autists are gone. Only normies remain. You've invaded and taken over one of our only safe zones.
And the normies call us disgusting.
>What do you gain by coming to a website specifically designated for neets and the socially retarded?
Except it's not. This board was made for the posting of original content. The whole "robot" shit is just a prime example of cancer taking over a site. Eventually moot lost hope and killed the robot, but now that Hiroyuki put it back online you really have no claim over this board.
what do you hate the most about normies?
The fact that they don't understand their privilege and what's it like to loose the genetic lottery
IT MAKES ME SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN THEY TELL ME ITS GOING TO GET BETTER
NO ITS NOT IT NEVER DOES FUCK OFF AND DIE FOR AIDS THAT CHAD/STACY GAVE YOU
These three fucking normies want you to join their club, but in order to become a member you have to smell and lick their smelly bare feet.
What do you do?
>smell and lick haruhis feet to prevent the apocalypse\
>politley decline boobs mcgees feet because she doesnt actually want me to touch her feet and I dont care about her feet
>worship yukis feet, request a mold of them be made so I can wear them as a hat, and then propose to her