>Just enlisted as an 11B infantryman
Lifes a big meme boys!
if you have mental health problems and are introverted have fun having a really hard time.
Your mind set will probably change once you get there.
I wanted to kill sand niggers and didn't care about my life, but once i got to fort benning i was like fuck this shit, senpai.
>Broke it off with a chick while I was in Florida on vacation. Got home the next day and she was waiting for me. Blocked my car in with her hummer, tried kicking my door open. Called the cops (worked night shift) because I had to leave for work. Cops made her move her hummer so I could leave. She proceeded to chase me through my neighborhood, onto the expressway where I had to drive like (alive) Paul walker just to get away.
>Creepy as in obsessive, but anyway.
She was crazy about me and I didn't really like her. We had nothing in common. It was awkward. Middle School.
>One day I was watching a movie, 21. The movie about gambling. In that 2 hour-ish period she called me 46 times. No messages. Just called again and again and again.
>She also texted me insane amounts. Then, later, she would just ask "Do you hate me?" over and over and over.
>When I was younger I had a few dates with a girl and at one point we ended up fooling around and after it happened she started to get a bit weird and clingy. I ended up breaking it off with her shortly after as she had started to call me incessantly and show up at my work unannounced. After I broke up with her she threatened me that if I did not get back together with her she was going to call the police and report that I raped her. She also told other people that I sexually assaulted her. I guess I learned the old lesson of "Never put your dick...
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Hey, Amerifag here. I want to get into sex tourism.
I've blown about 10k on American hookers over the past year, but I'm thinking I could do better. In that housemaid thread, it looks like some dude got laid for 100 Venezuelan dollars, or about 16 USD.
Where can I go that is
1. cheap to get to
2. Cheap to stay at
3. Lots of prostitution
4. Not likely to get robbed or killed. I carry a $3000 camera for making memories
Underage disgusts me, so don't even mention it.
What is the transition from NEET to wagecuck like?
Alright, OP. Think I can sum it up.
>at first it's exciting; the future seems promising and you feel as if you're making tangible progression in your development as a human being
>once you've settled in after the initial learning curve, there is a mild sense of satisfaction as you realize you are capable of doing the job and are now (on paper) a fully functioning member of society
>this new feeling of comfort quickly turns to boredom as you adjust to the working life and...
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>he thinks nofap will give him super testosterone powers to get a GF
I challenge you to name a more /r9k/ character than the grinch.
>lives completely separate from any form of society
>the happiness of others makes him furious
>not well mentally
>one day he snaps and sets out to make as many people miserable as he can
The happy ending is just a formality of it being a children's story. I think the grinch should be our official mascot.
"The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me - I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?"
Crack duck, obviously
>lives alone and seperated in shitty neetnest
>pretty much schizo
>trouble with relationships
>literally wants anyone to love him
What does this picture make you feel?
Let your imagination run wild, robots.
I have 650+ rare pepes uploaded to Dropbox, and could make the folder public so you could all download them. But I've decided I don't want to
>"Oh,anon, its been such a perfect day! I'm so glad I spent it with you! I've been so depressed lately, but you just keep me hanging on!"
non white girls of r9k how does it feel knowing that you will never be prettier than the ugliest one of us ?
>"Hey Anon, guess what? My class is cancelled. Nope, I only had that one today. Which means you've got me for as long as you want me. Oh don't look too please about it! Hey come on, scoot over. I want to get nice and warm again under the blankets with you."
29 years old and younger mothers of /r9k/ how does it feel that you're a bad parent and will always be a bad parent and will probably have your kid taken away from you one day
Better than having a child with serious birth defects. Good on you, for having children at a biologically appropriate age.
Now just settle down with a nice wagecuck robot... ...please
>there are people on /r9k/ not drinking cold, day-old instant coffee that was left in the fridge overnight RIGHT NOW
Alright, let's get this shit started.
>I prefer a dark roast
Who /no direction in life/ here?
I'm just waiting for my own death.
Same m8, it's a bad feel but at the same time I fucking love doing nothing so it's not all bad.
Quite want to get a job in tech but I've no idea where to start.
Meh, maybe one day I'll sort my shit out, if not death will just wipe me out anyway.
>tfw the free ride is over soon and I'm going to have to get a job
Neet for so long.. I don't know how anyone expects me to get a job. I've only ever applied to one job and it was years ago. Fuck, I can't even drive without getting super anxious.
>tfw just became NEET
I also know those driving feels anon.
I will tell you whats worse though. Interview feels, they ask a question you answer they wait expecting a longer answer. Both feel awkward.
Anyway good luck to you anon.
had to leave the neetlife 3 months ago
dont let other people tell you the opposite senpai