Who here has had sex?
Seeeshhh, Rub it in why don't you?
I'm waiting for someone special. I could easily pay a dirty hooker or pick up a chick in a bar (I'm not completely autistic)
I just want it to mean something, Ya know? Meh, I'm only 21, it's not the end of the world.
>expelled from university permanently and have to register as a sex offender for the next 12 years
Post your patronus
here's my pepetronus
I want Elliot's sunglasses.
What pair is that. I know its Giorgio Armani, but what model?
I'll help you out if you can find this hat somewhere, I've been looking for months on google and just can't seem to find it
I've never had a girlfriend, but I can imagine that I would want to spend almost all of my spare time with her.
Would this be a problem?
I've never understood the complaint about girls being too clingy or eager, as it sounds amazing to be wanted that badly.
>as it sounds amazing to be wanted that badly.
that's because you're a beta with a beta mentality
reminder, normies actually have many options to date, they want to keep their options open so staying with their gfs/bfs all the time kill those options
You talk about girls as if they are binary creatures that will do shit like what you described just because they are girls. Some girls will appreciate you being around them a lot, others will want to have their space. In other words, it may or may not be a problem, depending on who the girl is.
The attraction has to be mutual. Pretty much I settled for a 5/10 I wasn't super into just because I wanted a gf. Spending time with her was exhausting. I just wanted to be alone and think about the awesome sex, not there with her being reminded about how dumb and childish she was.
>"Oh my god Anon I haven't seen you since highschool!! How are you? What are you up to these days? Do you work or at college? Don't tell me you're still playing those videos games haha XD!!"
fucking turbo kek, this nearly word for word happened to me few months ago when I went to the mall to buy clothes. My sense of humor is so fucked when she asked me what I was up to I said "Just trying not to kill myself"
Why are NZ girls so mean to robots?
i looked into it. the worst that happened was some famous runescape player shaved all the hair on his head for her. i guess a lot of popular runescape players are infatuated with her the same way you guys are obsessed with agatha
Do you have any mental diseases or issues anon?
This is probably the worst place to ask, but do any robots know how to comfortably put on a social mask? How do you rationalise it to yourself? How to keep it on without being exhausted?
Does it matter if it appears incredibly artificial?
I find it really hard, I feel as if im being extremely fake and insincere when i do, it just doesnt feel right, I'd rather be honest.
Too bad people prefer an illusion of status/happiness/positivity to the truth...*sigh* Its just the way society is.
You see anon, you will never be comfortable with a mask, you will get tired eventually. You either be true self and look for someone like you, or put on a mask to find someone who appreciates that mask.
it finally happed
faping has become boring
i'm ready to die now
just wait for a few days, it will come back again.
I only fap every second or third day at this point because if I do it everyday like I used to my libido isn't high enough anymore because muh depression
How has life been treating you recently? Let's gather around and chat, fellow anons.
Guess I'll start, gotta bump this anyway.
Been feeling worse lately, can't get my mind off wanting a nice gf, and how much of a loser I am. This, mixed in with my other problems, makes me feel like it's time to kill myself. I've managed to be a bit more confident in regard to that, but I don't think I'm close to "ready-to-kill-myself" suicidal thoughts. I've just stopped caring that much, even about hurting people if I do it. Hope it keeps progressing so I can do it soon.
Well, I'll only stay for a bit to share my story.
To begin with, i'm a 27 y/o KV. Stable job, seldom social encounters. Been through all the stages of suicide-preparation
Due to the Job i've been driving a lot lately, and always too fast.
My fines this month for speeding sum up to 800$, and i will likely lose my license. Without license, i will lose my job.
However, i'm content with the situation. That's the advantage of being a robot i guess: you've got nothing to lose (inb4 exept your virginity).
So, in the end it's just another change in circumstance, and i could always kill myself if shit really hits the fan. having that backdoor enables me to do whatever i want to do, so i guess my outlook is not too bad.
Yeah, there's a nice side to suicidal thoughts - you start being a bit careless and stop stressing over the small stuff.
What's your reason for suicide? Is it the lack of social encounters / gf?
Why don't Asian men get mad when white men steal their women?
Why can't I ever date a guy that doesn't masturbate?
>not in the mood for sex
>boyfriend rolls over and masturbates
>boyfriend masturbates to porn
>about to shower in the morning
>boyfriend feels like masturbating real quick so he huddles close to me and ejaculates onto my nude body since I'm going to wash off anyway
Those fapping noises...
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>tfw freshy shaved balls
feels good 2bh, shit used to be a jungle down there
>it gets better as time goes on
>there's nothing wrong with you, why cant you just go live a normal life like a normal person
Who has a /heart of ice/ here
I've betrayed, abandoned, and emotionally tortured most of the important people in my life and don't feel bad about it.
ITT: God tier memes
>go into a "high" period
>feel great about everything
>it lasts for a total of 10 days
>depressed and sad again
>waiting for the good times
Can anyone relate? How do I feel good again? How do I become happy, indefinitely.
There is not an end.
Im in your exact same situation, i feel fantastic for a week then nothing, pure nothing. The only thing that keeps me going is myself, I know for shure that if i improve my person thus shitty world will begin to consider me.
Keep yourself busy, dont be too nice to other peoples, sometimes this world requires you to be an asshole, even with your closest friends, just do what you think is right for tge moment and everything, someday, will be allright
How do women even begin to think this is attractive? Trash tier Stacy's are the worst.
Post boner killing roastie sluts here.
Should I hire a prostitute?
I'm 18 and want to lose my virginity with as little effort as possible.
I have absolutely no problems with it morally, and don't appear too autistic irl.
I don't want to do it and regret it.
The only other realistic option would be something like tinder, since I have few friends in real life (I avoid most people due to shitty past).
It looks fun, but I'll admit I'm worried about becoming strangely old where it's awkward.
Can you do it, /r9k/?
Should /r9k/ convert to Islam? Is that the final redpill? It's the religion of masculinity. Christianity is the religion of passivity and femininity.. Judaism is the balance
*slap OP* "NO!!!!"
Islam is shit.
/r9k/ supports Islam retard why are you even here fucking normie get out
Redpill me on 'calle'
heloh, tiish my gasdtle no gris.sl alwoded
>first day of class
>see a qt grill walk in
>she sits up front im in the very back
>over the course of the last 2 months she gradually moved to the back row
>either sits right in front of me or right next to me every class now
>Shes extremely shy
>Almost always looks like shes been crying or just sad all the time in general
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If a girl kisses me and she has lipstick on is it going to be permanent?
Good question, anon. Try putting on lipstick and kissing yourself to experiment.
>dating girls who wear lipstick
Who /sensitiveChad/ here? Girls just don't like guys with deep emotion.
My best friend growing up was a skinny manlet who was in and out of mental wards. One of the angriest mother fuckers you could ever meet but he would also cry a lot. Like, over everything. Girls fucking loved him. Girls that you would think were way out of his league. They drove him around, they paid for his food, they slept at his house when he wanted sex... So you're just wrong. Evidently, they love a deeply emotional guy. So long as he's at least violently masculine, I guess.
who /androgynous/ here
Back before I had a beard I could pass for a bull-dyke and even had a 10 year old ask me if I was a boy or a girl, shit rocked me to my core and my friends had to stop me from stabbing the kid, I was like 15 at the time, it's really no surprise that I became a friendless NEET shut-in.
You look like a man with long hair. You're not androgynous.
99%9999999999999979% of you guys will fail this