Check out this big brown log I made after a week of being bed ridden with the flu.
I honestly browse 9gag every night in bed on my phone before I go to sleep except for when i'm drunk.
Come fight me faggots
Is it true pleasing a woman with your mouth is a beta thing to do?
Review the other boards you browse in one sentence. I only browse /r9k/ and need to branch out.
Your picture is triggering me. why is his english so bad?
/mu/ an awful place that managed to form a hivemind without even having a voting system like reddit, but despite vast amount of shitposts and autism, you'll find some neat music and have a good time.
/sp/ the best shitposting and meme spamming board around, gamethreads are always fun.
/sci/ really slow and super elitist board, interesting topics but you'll get completely shat on if you don't know advanced math/science.
I know you guys aren't my diary, or a self-help group. But I just need to write this down and know somebody read it. I know most of you here are normies nowadays..
It's almost 6AM. I'm slipping into my old delusional habits. I swear, they're fucking watching me again. Somebody, somewhere. I don't even know who. I'm a NEET on disability pension in my country. I know the government is watching to see if I'm really ill. All they do is try drag me into work time and time again. A session here, a session there; evaluation here, evaluation there. It's like they enjoy taunting me. Like they want to drag me in for show and inspect every inch of me. And then they sound fed-up with me, like I should be better now I'm swallowing these pills they throw at me. Life's blurry, anons. And this place is one of my few escapes, whether it becomes normie ridden or not. How do I convince myself they're not keeping me under surveillance? Or if they are, how do I catch them? I've inspected entirety of my room, curtains are closed.. This is all too stressful. I just want to grow my vegetables again and pretend to be a functional human being.
Thank you for at least reading, anon. I feel like I'm constantly on the fence between sanity and insanity and this middle-ground is death. Still unsure how to catch them watching me or how to convince myself they aren't at all.
Select one robots
>There are nonwhites on /r9k/ right now
Who else here /birthday/
Write a letter to Chad explaining to him why he should let you have his sloppy seconds.
>Gets invited to houseparty
So guys if I'm playing well soon i hopeully won't be a kissless virgin robot anymore.
A girl accepted my invite and wants to go to the cinema with me someday. But I have a problem, I don't really know what she's into... I asked her for sure but she said she does casual stuff like hanging out with friends and so on...
>So how can I keep the conversation up? How to start it?
>Please help me I'm desperated
>Pic is my car
DON'T DO IT. I'm currently dating a shallow girl like that and it's awful. She doesn't have any real hobbies because she's mentally very shallow. She will manipulate you because she doesn't even understand what she's doing or why she's doing it. Even if you guys become comfortable with eachother you will have nothing to do and become very bored. Please don't do it. Don't end up like me.
Is there anything worse than being a manlet?
NEET here, I'm bored.
What are some fun things I can do with my free time that don't cost any money?
I've already burned though all the good tv shows, video games, books, and anime
Are there any guys here who dropped out of high school?
Just wondering what happened to you after that, what is your life like now?
Did you find a job or just went neet mode?
Stopped going when I was like 17 or something. I'm 23 now, going on 24, and I've been NEET for all that time expect for like 2 months.
Dropped out of high school, I'm a salesman now.
Life is ok I guess. Got a 5/10 girlfriend, live with my best buddy.
At the barbershop.
>does this look fine?
Clearly looks like shit
Get up and leave.
Paid $15 for a shit haircut cuz I was too beta to tell that bitch to fix it
>tfw every barber tries to make small talk all the fucking time