>be 6'4 white man with green eyes, reddish brown hair, and a fit body
I was told this is easy mode for getting a gf
What's the deal? How come I still have no gf?
had sex AMA
>I need a man not a boy
>I can do everything a man can and more
>Don't bother messaging me if you can't handle a thick woman
>Full time mom
>have a long conversation about music and school
>tell her I have a portfolio that I don't show a lot of people
>tells me, "I'd love to see your artwork sometime!"
>I'm free tomorrow, we can meet for some coffee then!
Even though I saw it coming a mile away, why does it still sting?
>tfw the feeling we'll never have
>"So where are we going, anon?"
What is THE robot backpack /r9k/
Did we really need a thread for such an obvious answer?
Is my backpack a robot backpack?
Inform the board about a fetish you'll probably never experience because of how depraved or bizarre it is.
I'm 6' and 190lbs and extremely inactive (I can't really exercise at all).
Would 1000-1200 calories a day be safe enough to eat without killing my metabolism if I eat two or three times a day?
It can be however many you want, so long as you portion it properly.
Some days I have fast food, but then I need to cut down every other meal, to be sure I don't go over my limit.
If I eat healthy the entire day, I can eat multiple times. Eat things that you can keep track of. Be sure to eat the recommended servings.
Why Korean man build muscle most quickly and have superior strong ligament and healthy bone with many vitamin d from fish rich diet while white and dark American flabby heart disease no sex because flaccid penis from high blood pressure?
>I'm yours, anon
when did you realize you were at rock bottom?
>when I started browsing /r9k/
I've never seen myself as being at rock bottom. \\
I may have autism, but at least I'm not a wagecuck. It is in this sense that I am at the top.
Okay, so you know that point in your life where you're doing your alcohol shopping at five different liquor stores, on a slightly staggered rotation? You know, so no one clerk realizes how often you drink and in what volumes, and gets all "intervention-y" on you?
It wasn't at that point. Nope, rock bottom was when the strategy failed and one of the clerks still expressed concern that it seemed like I drank a lot. That there was rock bottom.
Any anons go to anime cons here? What's the guy to girl ratio and how attractive are both the guys and girls?
I'm a somewhat above average looking cyborg and I've been thinking of getting into cosplay/con-going. I was wondering what my chances of scoring with a qt dressed as an animu girl I liked was.
Also hot girl cosplay thread.
Yeah, don't get your hopes up, OP.
The qt3.14 you see in vids are just paid models.
The actual ratio is 1girl/100boys.
Most of girls are also always with their group of omega orbiters or with their bfs.
Anime/Comic-cons are now just a hub for normie-nerdswannabes.
cuz 10years before they laughed at you for liking chinese cartoons but now they're all for it cuz it's cool and can whore for attention
>I'm a somewhat above average looking cyborg and I've been thinking of getting into cosplay/con-goin
You almost everybody else. It doesn't work this way. Don't even bother unless you are actually interested in the subject matter because you will be sniffed out immediately.
This. I went to one. There's the autistic meme shouting girls with their fedora orbiters and a few cute or beautiful girls with their Chad boyfriends. The vast majority are autistic guys and normalfags looking at casual shit for a few minutes leaving, and probably telling everyone they went because they're nerds.
>tfw too intelligent to fall for pol memes
>tfw too intelligent to ignore that race is a social construct
how do I tell a grill I like her?
>Professor puts class in groups
>End up with 7/10 qt 3.14
>We talk, or rather she does most of the talking
>Don't know what to say
I'm glad I didn't spill my autism, but what do I say even say to Woman? All I know is Politics and Philosophy. Please help, robots.
>end up with an ugly grill that's incompetent as fuck
>tell her everything she needs to say for the group presentation
>she's still confused and doesn't know what to do
>Professor puts class in groups
>End up with two women I have no interest in
>I'm a professional, so I try to focus on the assignment and sharing workflow, consensus decision making.
>They refuse to cooperate with me.
>I get home and receive a threatening email about my "inappropriate" behavior
Fuck SJWs and what they did to our universities....
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Was GG Allin a robot?
>still playing video games
>not having fun however you can
Why even live then?
>being unable to derive joy from simple pleasures
>i betcha i can punch harder than you, anon! come at me!
>Tfw you've started to think about qt boys more because qt girls just seem too far out of reach
>Tfw you're probably too ugly to get a qt boy anyways
Fuck anon I was just thinking that.
>tfw will never have a cute bf who I cook for and who fucks me bareback
I mean, I was trying to fap to the fantasy of me wearing cute clothes and giving him a blowjob after he has a shower but it was just too fucking sad since I'll never have that.
I know /pol/ is even more shit nowadays, but it's there or nowhere, friend. You're infecting the humble abode of these robots as the redditors have rotted our hellhole.
How can you unironcially be insecure about your penis? Height is understandable, but serisouly, muh dick...literally kill yourself if that makes you feel shit
What are ur thoughts on porn like Facial Abuse? Do any girls even enjoy it or is it just a paycheck?
trying to learn EU4 but its really complicated
still lonely holy cow
how are you all doing
Do you think the early 2000s were a better time than now?
especially when it came to cartoons
Why did I think it'd be so easy to get laid in college?
You fell for the meme. What meme? The "it gets better" meme. It's used by normies to trick the outcasts of society to cling the false hope in order to prevent shooting rampages. Don't fall for the meme ever again. It doesn't get better.
How can I make my apartment as comfy as possible? I'm moving into a one bedroom apartment in Denver this week. I managed to find a place with city and mountain views and a balcony so it's already comfy as fuck. But, I don't own any furniture. I only own a few clothes and one framed picture of an airplane. What do I fill my apartment with to make it a comfy wonderland?
Beanbags? Im thinking of getting a bunch rather than a couch.
Lighting is important, i like to have lamps spaced around the room, pointed at the ceiling. You get a lot of soft light and few shaddows and contrasts.
Do you like cute girls with penises?
A true robot can get laid with ease. But he chooses not to because he does not want to pleasure the thing he hates the most, women.
false. imagine if you will and see the robot class as a rpg build. they don't have enough points in the "getting laid with ease" stats. all their points are allocated into "being a creep" and "not communicating well".
who here /virgin/?
If 77 you will all have gfs by 2017.