>He doesn't shave his pubes
I'm down to just one thing and I'm starting to scare myself. I just want something I can never have.
Cool. Was getting captured part of your plan?
Nice, nice. Tell me about Bane; why does he wear the mask?
I'm a 19 year old fembot and I'm a virgin
Ask me anything
Anyone here wish they were a girl?
IT'S TOO FUCKING HOT
Seriously, it's almost Halloween. I should be freezing my nuts off right now.
>tfw have the window open and a nice 60 degree breeze is coming through
pretty damn comf famalamadoo
why is it so hard to lose weight?
why there are so many complex concepts like calories, proteins, fats, low carbs, high carbs, BMI, TDEE, BMR, HIIT, vitamins?
I know this will trigger people but just go vegan if you want to lose weight. You will reach skelly mode quick. Then you can go back to eating meat after you are no longer a disgusting fat lard.
Who STEAM degree here? Finishing up an Associates in Theater Design myself this semester. How about you?
I don't get why they have to do this. Don't they realise that they're just breaking up stem as a concept? It's not a way to make the A more important.
Oh wait. Of course they think that's what's gonna happen they're illogical fucking apes who draw with crayons all day rather than doing something of worth.
The autism shoe.
>can't buy a bodypillow because I live with my parents
>can't buy sex toys because I live with my parents
>can't buy dresses because I live with my parents
Sometime I cant believe I'm a human being. Like I kind of feel lucky to be human and not an ant or a slug or something. Anyone else ever feel this?
I can't believe you're a human being either, fgt.
Go succ a bag of dicks.
Sometimes I wonder if its just a coincidence that of the billions of species in the world I came out as a white male human. Maybe this is just a sick virtual reality that I chose to live and I am actually a weird fat alien octopus experiencing how it is to be human
I dont think im lucky to be a human.
Theres no reason to be grateful for things that you get when youre born. Theres no reason to appreciate it, because nobody else will. The human desire to consume more and more will always leave one cursing their birthright.
I cant believe im a human either. I mean I look like one. I kinda act like one. But theres something that just aint there. I dunno what it is, but its absence is starting to worry me. I dont think its all gonna end well.
I have access to my GF FB. I haven't been suspicious at all about cheating or anything like that but since I'm paranoid I'd like to check anyway. Already browsed several discussions/messages, nothing suspicious at all. I tried to type key words in the messages search engine, nothing came up. Recommend some key words please.
>"Hiiiiii Anon! Sorry, were we being too loud? Hey, what are you up to tonight?"
How do you tell someone to kindly fuck off without sounding salty or annoyed?
who else /weakjawline/ here?
how many of your problems would be solved with money?
All of them, except spiritual problems. Money is the answer in this world. Even God's word said this himself.
A feast is made for laughter, wine makes life merry, and money is the answer for everything.
How to cure cocaine addiction? I am no money for cure or traveling. OK.
Its too late.
Let's not go overboard here. You just need a new stream of money, OP. To sustain your habit. Maybe you can just suck some cocks on the weekend. Hear me out. You could make some decent money and it'd only take a couple hrs of sucking per week at the most. Maybe switch to freebase cocaine too, because it's cheaper.
I stumbled across this guy on Youtube and he speaks some harsh truths on the dating game. Thought you all would be interested. Let me know what you think.
Let's give Sam Hyde a People's Choice Award
>go to https://vote.peopleschoice.com/#!/home/all/24/2
>write in "Million Dollar Extreme Presents: World Peace"
I voted for Broad City instead, yaaaas.
>hook up with a girl from tinder last night
>1 hour ago she texts me "are we dating now?"
uhhh, what do i say?
I hope every woman who is prettier than me gets hit by a bus.
Welcome to the r9k comedy club. Any volunteers to take the stage?
Why was the wagecuck surprised when he got a clock for his birthday?
Wagecucks don't get free time
ayyyy was crackin my niggas
what a crowd what a crowd
eva run up into your whore on the sidewalk? REEEEE am I right?
Pwease laugh... A cats favrit color is PRRPLR
I'm a very flirty nigga, I don't really try to be I just am, recently I ended up finessing the feelings of this girl I work with and we've built up a fairly good "work boyfriend/ work girlfriend" relationship.
I can tell she wants to fuck but I have some reservations
>She has a boyfriend
>Her boyfriend is our boss
>He's an alright dude and one of the few people there who I enjoy working with.
That all being said, I could steal this nigga...
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I wish I could be a powerful shinobi
>get called cute by girls often
>never get called hot
>never get called cute
>never get called hot
>never get acknowledged by girls
>never have girls stare at me or notice me
>never have girls initiate a conversation with me
>never have girls shown genuine interest in the conversation I start with them
found the normie
>You'll never permanently destroy some twinkboi's tight pooper with your best bro
Post the most uplifting song you have in your playlist
I'll go first
>tfw no gf.
>you think you're beautiful by looking the mirror
>wonder why you so misshapen in selfies
> all through highschool talk to girls
>2 years later no gf
>Eventually google why i look horrible in photos and selfies.
>Realize that's how I really look...
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Dude what are you talking about? Ive heared that selfie cameras only have 1 lens so that is why they look like your face gets rounder to 1 side. Try making a pic in the mirror or ask your family member to take a pic
>go to GP about phimosis, he refers me to urologist who immedetaily books a circumcision
>its in 4hours time
>spent the last 2 days reading about how shitty it is and how stretching works 86% of the time
almost certainly going to cancel and go back to my GP to ask for steroid cream, anyone sucessfully stretched? my foreskin is unretractable even when flaccid and I can't see any of the glans
Either you have a poor urologist or you have worse phimosis than me, but when I went the doctor said that circumcision was a last resort and should never be done without trying creams first. With that being said, I am unimpressed with the steroid creams and will be going for a circumcision when I get the chance just because I think it'd be more convenient. The fact you are having doubts means you should go for the creams first, though.
Do. Not. Get. The. Circumcision.
OP please do not go through with it at all. It will be the biggest mistake of your life. Unstead of the circumcision, use another method. Go to a doctor that will treat you without mutilating your dick.
>father has ridiculously broad and thick bone structure, like a caricature of stereotypically masculine traits
>I literally have bones of a girl, no larger than my mother, maybe even smaller
Why did I end up so much smaller than my father? I got taller, but my bones are about as thin and fragile as they were when I was 12. Did I get cucked by unfortunate genetic dice roll? Is it because I didn't eat enough when I was a teenager?
>buy myself a pepe mug cuz muh feels
>feels better when i drink tea with my old friend pepe
>my fucking whore mother uses it without asking and is talking to my sister aboue "taking the 'peepee' mug to work with her"
>i walk out and type this up
>fuck that bitch
You could just keep the mug in your room and wash it separately yourself. But then again, it's retarded that you would have to resort to hiding your favorite mug.
Whenever it's dirty because of someone else using it, just ask your mom where it is. Do this every time you're about to make tea, and eventually it will annoy her out of using it to get you to stop asking/looking for it.