We post characters who are literally robots
>search for entry level positions out of uni
>just general office jobs
>MUST HAVE 3+ YEARS EXPERIENCE
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO GET A JOB ROBOTS ALL I WANT IS SOME MONEY TO NOT LIVE IN POVERTY
My dad constantly complains about this sort of thing because he helps his company hire.
Basically, he says college degrees are shite and that professors teach nothing practical, so he looks for people that have actually gained work experience first.
This knowledge is why I am instead joining military to get work experience and respect.
>hey anon...uhm...do you want to go grab a coffee? I'm pretty hungry...I mean...not hungry but like...thirsty? No. I mean...its coffee...you don't get that if you're thirsty...like but you get that glass of water...thats cool, right? so...emm...you wanna do that? maybe?
I have never witnessed an adorkable qt and I'm pretty sure that does not exist.
Rooney Mara is the superior waifu.
Is depression like an emotional flatline? Because I don't really ever feel very sad or very happy. I just drift through the days in this very "meh" kind of state. I'm never excited about anything
Nah depression is worse than that. In fact you can get excited about things when you're depressed. It's a kinda shitty thing, too, cause any disappointment makes you feel like you wanna die.
Not caring is the opposite of depression.
Im 6'2 and 210 lbs. How fat am I? Male obvs
I mean..I think you should know how fat you are just by looking in the mirror. I'm the same height so I'd say youre probably fat.
>can technically fight as "light heavyweight" weight class tho so that's cool
why don't you jsut get a racist gf, /r9k/?
You have one minute to be as obnoxious as humanly possible.
Record it and upload it to Vocaroo, then post results. Rate others' attempts.
>get out out shower and all wet
>dry myself off
>put on clean underwear
>that cosy feeling
>feeling five times multiplied when neet
>feeling halved if wagie
Share your nice feels
>dream about the alarm clock because it is beeping irl
>repeat at least twice
>not looking like a complete piece of shit in front of women
>can sustain myself without having to rely on my parents, government etc
>able to buy nice things for myself
damn it feels good to be a wagie, a wagie ass nigga isn't as pathetic as a NEET
How do I deal with intrusive thoughts?
I'm gonna cry
>get my first gf
>she's dumb as shit but we click
>talk hours on end
>she cheats I break up
>get new gf
>smart as fuck and is qt
>feel empty cuz we don't click as much
>don't miss the dumb bitch
>instead miss the feeling of being so fucking comfortable talking to someone
>used to talk about everything and anything until we fell asleep
>now I'm lucky if I talked for 30 minutes with this new girl
How do I get rid of this feeling mane? I should be feeling happy that i have a gf but this emptiness is eating me alive.
>tfw the crushing weight of my loneliness has gotten worse over the past few days
>tfw he was born with good genetics
>tfw he is good looking
>tfw his parents supported his curiosity and cultivated his talents
>tfw he met his sweetheart while young and got married and had children in his twenties
>tfw he always had a supportive family
>tfw he got his dream job pretty much given to him
>tfw he tells you that you are miserable because you don't...
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This is fucking stupid and so are you. Now become my bitch OP.
>tfw no chubby beIIy gf
Happy new year anons. My oneitis for the last 6 years that recently was close to shepherding me from r9k to normiedom is studying abroad for the next year and a half . ITT console me with better women r9k.
been with her through 3 boyfriends
she cries on my shoulder after each one
I go to college and become more self confident and begin to throw myself at her
we become a thing even though there is no label
we drunkenly made out for the first time last week
she is leaving tomorrow
I will literally never be able to find domeone that replaces her.
Why does anyone give women attention.. all they do is hurt