my waifu here on the left.
NOBODY ELSE CAN CALL WAIFU ON HER.
Alright guys so i got a girl to talk to me by pretending to be a unicorn. Dont worry about that though. Anyways i said:
"guess how many horns this unicorn has. hint: its more than one"
she replied "depends how many ex gf he had"
guys what do i say i want her to sned me nudes
Anime is the only thing that makes me feel alive
It helps me forget what a shitty, ugly world we live in otherwise
to express my feelings that moeshit is the only thing worth living for
>tfw you see your soulmate on tinder but you know she won't like you back
I've always wanted to find someone with an identical conjoined twin I could have a threesome with while eating superior subway sandwiches crafted by qualified professional sandwich artists.
Just got my LSAT score back and I've realized that my last ditch effort to escape NEEThood has failed. I'm going to be a NEET faggot the rest of my life.
What are some good animes to watch after your dreams are crushed?
Came to 4chan two years ago. "Had turned to shit" the oldfags ranted. "Cancer" they cried. By god, they were right. /r9k/ and /b/ have been affected most. Full of degenerate normies. Where did the nuggs stories go? Good boy points? Only shit remains...
Do you guys want to see what Normies think depression is? This famous league of legends streamer with hundreds of thousands of fans, who has been in, quote, MANY recent relationships, has recently traveled to 12 different countries and is easily making $70k + per year stated on stream while he was drunk that he was going to kill himself on January 10th.
YEAH FUCKING RIGHT RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It fucking makes me want to gauge my eyes out when these fucking normies with "depression"...
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>Giving any hint of your suicide to anyone
Maximum attention whore.
what do you expect? the only goal of the normie is to steal away anything of meaning from the robot. If someone is experiencing the crushing emotional complexity that normies could never even fathom then they'll just destroy the word associated with it... we must act swiftly my friends...
What scenes or moments from films make you feel the most?
For me, it's the fight between Luke and Darth Vader in Return of the Jedi. Luke doesn't want to fight his father but when Vader threatens Leia's safety Luke just completely loses it and unleashes on his dad, because Leia is the only family that he has left. His mother's dead, along with his aunt and uncle, and his father has succumbed to the dark side. And Luke himself is getting closer to the dark side. It's almost as if Luke doesn't even really care about his own life anymore, but...
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love that scene, movie, series trilogy. all three were
great. gives me feels cuz my dad taped all three on a vhs cassete. we were one of those families that rented our videos and recorded them onto blank tapes lol. pic related is from a golden era, one that can never again be replicated......
>we were one of those families that rented our videos and recorded them onto blank tapes lol
My dad did the same thing lol. We had all three on VHS in the late '90s, early 2000s. Would watch them whenever I was allowed to as a kid.
I've never played a Nintendo 64 in my life. What made them so great for you? Would I enjoy playing on one of them now as a guy in my 20s, or would I need that nostalgia factor to really appreciate it?
>im here to save you
>you already have
Who here /BadBoy/?
>tfw riding my motorcycle with a suspended license and still going over the speed limit.
>tfw get a big thrill when i ride knowing i could get locked up, do time, and have my bike taken away locked up for a minimum of 30 days.
>tfw IVing meth
>tfw violated parole but idgaf
>tfw just hit a lick
>tfw make plenty of money just selling meth
>tfw never sleep
Holy shit just stopped by to check this out. All of you guys are fucking awful, honestly what the fuck is wrong with all of you? The shit you guys post reminds me of what I thought was funny when I was in fucking middleschool. Honestly get some fucking motivation and balls and take what you want in life you fucking neet trash
How the fuck do you guys get practice gf's? I can't even get a literal 300lb girl to say yes.
Normiebook, like pictures, post generic compliments, initiate text talk sending her something silly (i.e. you just saw something that reminded you of her, whatever), then just play it out
Idk what I'm talking about I'm a virgin fuck
I've literally tried everything and nothing works. I'm fit, I think I'm not ugly but being turned down constantly didn't help my self esteem much. I'm so fucking desperate I'm literally about to join the marines and pray I find a good muslim girl across seas.
How do i fake a severe mental illness or become insane
who sexually frustrated here? lost my virginity to niggress at 19 to a 14 yr old. havent gotten any in 2 yrs. had a good lil run when i was early 20's but its been a drought as of late and im 27
i'm 20. i have had sex with two girls. i have not had sex in approximately 16 months. i have had both women and men attempt to have sex with me, but i actively avoid having sex because i don't like having to deal with people
>I don't shave, anon. I hope that's okay
How do you think a couple like this happened?