What's your excuse now robots?
Starting college tomorrow.
Can't sleep because anxiety and nervous. What should I expect tomorrow? I'm 23 starting late because reasons
Don't answer questions unless called on.
Don't ask for permission to use the restroom.
Don't expect people to talk to you.
Don't approach women unless you're hot, unless you want a false rape accusation and expulsion.
I found out something really crazy the other day. I accidentally cut myself with a knife while prying open a hard drive and I started bleeding.
Some crazy shit happened.
If you cut a rock, the rock is permenantly cut. But when I cut my finger, days later, IT'S LIKE I WAS NEVER CUT.
My body regenerated guys. Microscopic thingies on my body filled in the cut and regrew my skin and tissue cells.
WHAT THE FUCK GUYS
So would you anons agree that
Hot milk > Cold milk
>tfw no big titty viking gf
>tfw no Viking gf to go around burning Churches down with
Ever told on a nigga?
Dont care about sex or women anymore
Is this it?
i care about sex and i care about women.
i can't believe but im still kind of stuck on "her" although she hasn't been available to me for 4 years and will stay this way.
i'm just happy with the little crumbs that i do get. the dreams are sweeter than the real thing because i don't know what i'd actually do if she were mine.
Is taking like 100 to 200 mgs of diphenhydramine a night for the last 6 month's dangerous? My heart hurts
I feel like shit /r9k/, I made my grandma cry in front of my family
>having family over after new years
>everyone gets into a discussion about how they spent holidays when they were kids
>everything is all dandy and swell
>being the awkward fuck I am I never said anything and just stood there
>see grandma is quiet
>ask her how she spent her holidays
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Dear Robots, I'll let you in on a little secret. For Chad, every girlfriend is a practice girlfriend. That's what allows you to reach the end boss.
It's never too late to LEVEL UP.
>tfw you actually have a practice gf
>tfw I was off /r9k/ for a few weeks
>tfw I came back to see this epic new meme
It's a sign you guys
I'm on to something here
Can we have a short haired girls thread?
Without any Ashley, though. I hate seeing my ex girlfriend in every short hair thread. I want to fap, not feel.
There's lots of perfect short haired goddesses out there.
So I'm with with a sort of robot - type guy...he was nice and never tried to force sex on me, so I thought it would be go out with him. Well, now he lives with me, my minimum wage job supports the two of us, and he refuses to do any sort of chore. He hardly even bathes anymore? I thought he would change for the better if I supported him and gave him encourage, but he does fuck all. Should I stick with this NEET loser? I really do love him though...
>tfw you'll never be a house husband
>tfw you'll never have the whole house spotless and dinner prepared every night when your waifu gets home from work
if you started working out in your teens, maybe you would've had mirring grils and wouldn't have become a robot. What is stopping you from doing it now?
Because lifting, like all things, depends on genetics
Wide hips -> You look like either a rectangle or a t-rex
Manlet -> Overcompensating
Ugly -> Very Over compensating
Low test -> Waste of time
Basically it only helps Average to tall normies
>go to the gym
>been lifting for ~4 years
>see qt and her fat friend trying to work out for new years
>i'm an autistic retard
>realize she will just reject me because i'm ugly
>fap to hentai
Why don't you listen to high-testosterone manly music instead of whatever sweater-core pussy rock or angst-metal that you're into?
Step aside, let me show you some real High-test music.
pretty jud music coming through
Where did we go wrong? Why are all women shit now?