How's the weight loss coming anons? What are you guys eating? Share some recipes and tips.
I just enjoyed a veggie burger on a potato roll and a fat free blueberry yogurt for dinner. Will probably cut a kiwi up for dessert before I get to bed.
Daily practise gf tips thread.
Post your date ideas, sex positions, and anything else here.
When you're about to nut and your dad gets home.
>fap to porn
>someone comes home
>it's dad and some guests for NYE
>they call me to introduce myself
>hand is all sweaty and smelly from fapping
>forced to shake hands
>immediately go to bathroom to wash hands
They probably thought I was racist, because one of the guests was black
Why is the north east the worst place to live? The people suck, the weather sucks, and views the only thing that doesn't suck can be found elsewhere.
I'm a normie. What the fuck are you going to do about it?
>swap right to EVERY GIRL
>only matched with uggos and fatties
>put to search to man too
>matched with 7/10 guys easily
WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT?
well done, you've realised the game is rigged.
You must be new here.
>inbred rednecks actually believe this
Practice girlfriend: europe edition.
Looking for a practice girlfriend in Europe?
Or ARE you a practice girlfriend in Europe looking to peddle your services?
WELL GET THE FUCK IN HERE!
On a scale of Robot to Turbo Chad, rate the name of the poster above you. Pic unrelated
>tfw your gf moves to another country
I know the feel op. My gf us moving to Germany from the US next week. Feels bad man. Im trying to figure out how long distance is going to work.
so /r9k/ i've known this girl since I was a kid and we've always been amazing friends. we're very similar and extremely close. I've had feelings for her for the past 3-4 years now, but I haven't acted on them because I feel like that could potentially ruin our friendship if it doesn't work out. I've tried to hide my feelings for her from her (lack of swlf-confidence for the most part, also like I said I don't want to accidentally drive a lifelong friend away) and i'm not sure if she's ever felt anything romantic towards me. I feel like she has but i'm stupidly bad at interpreting signals from girls. Recently, she found someone who she's been telling me about a lot. She and he both are extremely intelligent, extroverted, calm, kind, and they share a lot of the same interests. I have spoken to the guy and despite my feelings for her, I can't find it in myself to dislike him. They're very similar and I feel like they were made for each other, if that's such a thing. Anyway, like I said I cant find it in myself to be mad at him. I'm actually really happy for her that she's found someone she's very compatable with. I feel like I should be mad but I don't feel mad. What can I do, if anything? Am I an orbitter and was I just being used or did I just miss my chance with her?
I was hoping that was not the case.
She never asks me for free stuff and doesn't just come to me for emotional support and shit. If she was using me she's very good at preventing me from realizing it. We still hang out a lot and call each other frequently. We're still good friends. I'm not mad at the guy and he's not mad at me (idk why he would be) desu I'm happy she's happy.
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In the long term I feel like unless there is some kind of radical and positive change in US society then this country and the people in it will just keep getting worse and worse, so although years from now I will have the ability to leave if I want to, right now I can't.
But in the mean time I'd like to be able to get the normies to like me by faking being one of them, so I can exploit them for favors, sex, and other opportunities.
I think this is something all of us need to think about.
So can we brain storm about it ITT?
> fake being a normie on social media
> I can exploit them for favors, sex, and other opportunities.
How can you go from social media (for simplicity, let's refer to that as a "virtual persona") to getting things out of it in the real world? ("physical persona")
I mean, as a male that must be an pretty hard stunt to pull off specially if you're a bonafide robot. Please, explain to us your grand scheme and...
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I feel like I would just have to try and emulate the online persona in the real world, a large part of the online shit would just be to connect me to the normies in question to the point where they are willing to meet me in person, like (oh you know this guy too? me and him are friends why don't me and you hang out sometime) or some shit like that, and once we were in person I would just have to try to fake it.
The question is, what exactly do normies like online? And what do they like in person? Are...
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>Are they one in the same or do they have any differences?
You don't see that it's actually quite hard to have both personas synchronize do you? Even when you're not "faking it" you're naturally prone to act differently as a result of the medium
Online interactions give you more time to think, freedom to avoid/evade and the safety of knowing they can't see/touch you. Very few people are consistent
Why are girls allowed to post this but as a guy I can't rape them? They incite the sensation and I can only fap to them for so long if theyre going to force my urges I should be able to force them to relieve them. Agree?
>You sure you can handle all dis brown sugah, anon?