Fembot here. I'll get right to the point. A lot of you guys seem to be way too preoccupied with penis size, and I want you hear it straight from the horse's mouth - SIZE. DOESN'T. MATTER.
Girls aren't the cock-crazed maniacs you make us out to be - some of the worst sex I've ever had has been with guys who were constantly punching my cervix with dicks that were just too long. That's right - a big dick can actually be a NEGATIVE if you don't know how to use it. As long as your dick is about average (say, 6-8" long), you're fine....
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>browsing 4chan while eating applesauce
>see something funny
>applesauce goes up my nose
>IT FUCKING BURNS
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?
Anyone ever read Elliot Rodger's manifesto
I'd be his friend. Feels bad that I only have an hour left in the audiobook because it's a reminder he's dead.
It's interesting. I think he's the product of a feminized male who wanted to achieve. He favored his mother over his father who already was a weak father figure and as a result, he expected women to approach him and to be wanted instantly.
If he had been more masculine, he'd have achieved greatness. In the audiobook, he his closest friend also being...
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He was an unlikeable narcissist. He thought he was the most important person in the world, and when the world didn't reflect that, he blamed the world.
If he had been an attractive narcissist, he would be out there making people miserable instead of making people dead.
he was dangerous
when the only guy who befriended him (someone socially well adjusted) disagreed with him he was disappointed this guy didn't agree with his flawed thinking. He was delusional, dark, edgy, and violent.
people only call others narcissists when they're unattractive and socially awkward, same as a girl can interchangeably see a chad doing what is traditionally creepy and think it's cute
>nicki minaj will never peg you with a thick strap on
im high key sad af senpai
I want Nicki to degrade me and pin me to the ground with her stillettos
> fake tits
> fake ass
> fake hair
> fake lips
> fake nose
> fake eyelashes
> caked makeup
Literally nothing about her is authentic. Completely synthetic person. Might as well buy doll.
I wish it was 2010-2011 again so fucking bad. shit I'd even take 2009.
it breaks my fucking heart every time I see a post or something and it says 2010 or "4 years ago" or something like that.
fuck man... 2012-2015 was such a fucking blur, I didn't do jack fucking but float through life like that one scene in Kaiji.
Fuck man fuck man fuck man fuck man
Skyrim and BF3 and shit! I can't even believe GTAV came out in 2013! its already been 3 fucking years... How is this fucking possible?
Don't even worry about it. It's not until your 40s on average that you really hit your point of no return. That's when chronic physical ailments really start showing themselves. The ones that really degrade your daily quality of life.
After 32 months of NEETdom I am finally entering the real world, going back to school. For those of you who left NEETdom, how hard was it?
>32 months of NEETDOM
I was NEET from 15 until 28.
Got my GED in 2015 Now im starting university in 2016. I was NEET for over 10 years. Probably longer than most people on this board have been aware of what a NEET even is.
and does anyone have that drawing of the nazi boy loading a gun, with that naked girl sitting next to him?
I have a hard time being attracted to people that arent somewhat chubby/thicker. does that make me a degenerate?
If you're female, then it's not exactly normal in the "general consensus" form of the word, but it's neither degenerate nor strange. Most woman aren't prioritarily attracted to men like that, but it's not unusual for them to settle with men like that at the same time. Whatever, it's your preference. Just do him a favor and don't let him get (or worse, make him) too fat for the sake of his own health; Mm'Kay?
Got two Tinder matches and an invite to a party today? What unholy sorcerer is this???
If you wouldn't date a woman that dressed like this, you're an insecure little bitch and not a real man.
>tfw so tempted to start taking steroids
I'm a 6ft DYEL, everyone here roids and that's what women want. A chiseled body.
Does anyone here take roids? if so what do you take? Any side effects?
>inb4 some dumb cunt fembot starts blabbering on
Shut the fuck up, i don't care what you like.
Our next president will either be a communist, a criminal, or a reality TV celebrity. How does this make you feel?
i can see that
hillary is a commie democrat
trump has exploited loopholes in bankruptcy law when he could have just invested all his money and spent his life fingerpainting
the media loves bernie sanders when they actually pay attention to him
>one chance at life
Ideal female height! Just like me.
I've lost the ability to smile or laugh without making it seem forced and awkward. Anybody relate?
It's worth mastering the skill to go more unnoticed. You have to learn to remove yourself/ your ego from your thinking in order to react naturally the way normals expect. You can minimize how often you have to do this by cultivating a reputation as being a quiet cynical loner sort, but as long as you can pull it out on occasion it reassures them. Being congruent when you need to be is a valuable skill if you need to interact with people.
Fucking this. I am so tired of feeling obligated to communicate with garbage just because I don't want to come off as an asshole. They always chatter about useless shit non-fucking-stop. Why can't they just leave me out of it? My awkward reaction should be a dead give away that I don't give a fuck.
hey r9k, how can i become a better student?
visit office hours/after-school hours
flip through the textbook/notes just before class
got to class
sit in the front
if it's a big class and the professor knows your name, that's a good sign