I WANT A BUTTSLUT GF
I WANT IT
This is my last fucking resort, I am a fellow robot wagecuck and I have literally no money because bills are a bitch. I need to eat pls help with a pizza or something. Literally no food and parents don't give a shit. pls /r9k/ you are my only hope
How do you define "love", /r9k/?
How do you know what you call love is actually love?
What are the symptoms?
>tfw already took a year off from college
>still have no idea what i want to major in
Let's have an MBTI thread. What is your type, robots? Please remember that the Jungian cognitive functions are the most important part of this, and saying that you switch between types just makes you sound stupid. I test as an INTJ.
This is arguably the best test available on the internet.
2/10 from work asked me out on Feb today.
She's not fat just ugly.
I am also ugly but more like a 5-6/10. I'm also semi fit and lift.
I've almost got with 6/10s in the past (they had crushes on me) but fucked up all my opportunities.
I'm on a gap year and will go to uni next year, what do?
I really want a practice gf but I don't want to hurt her and make it awkward at work.
I had this exact problem last year. Take the practice gf and make up some bullshit reason to break up when the time is right, if she likes you still then it'll resolve but if she hates your shit then alienate her for good.
>Reading up on Asperger's tonight
>just realised I had a meltdown today over someone speaking lewdly of Rei
How fucked up are you other robots?
Have psychosis NOS which in my case is basically schizophrenia. It's not fun but with how my symptoms work it doesn't really cause me to overtly do anything, but rather not do something. When I'm catatonic I'll go motionless for about an hour, but that hasn't happened in a while, although it may start to soon since my symptoms are coming back.
Why do women give themselves theyre classy? Like they all dress like sluts nowadays and they cant do shit anymore. They cant clean, cook, or do anything motherly or feminine. Do these type of women still exist in other countries outside of the U.S?
Audrey Hepburn is my wifey and my ideal woman
Smoke kush all day and pop pain killas, fuck who don't understand it that's how the game did us
>tfw got the virgin question
It came out of absolutely nowhere. I always thought it wouldn't be that bad, you know. That I would just say yes and play it cool. Like the confident guy, just 'waiting for the right one'.
It fucking hurt. It hurt like a knife stabbing me in the chest. I didn't even reply but the answer was perfectly clear. He reduced me to a stuttering mess with a single fucking question.
Just end it all man. Fuck, it was in front of a girl as well.
why can't you just fucking lie?
>are you a virgin?
wow that was hard
Who's /desensitized to female dramatic reactions/ here?
They get angry for the slightest things. At first I tried to reason/ bargain with them, but then I realized it's pointless and you just have to wait for their bitchiness to pass away, like the cold.
Should've realized this when you were 14.
Girls get upset by the silliest shit. If you get mad at them or feel bad about it you're doing it wrong. If you make a girl hurt and dont give a fuck she's gonna start showing real interest.
What do I do when I'm "selfish"?
I went to the kitchen to crack walnuts since mom hates to step on the shells when I do it in the living room, ate them all, then she got angry I didn't offer her some.
>fine, I'll buy more fucking nuts and peel them off just for you, jeez
>NO I DUN WAN DEM! SELFISH, EGOIST, BAD SON!
I've had this kind of shit happen to me for all my childhood: I fuck up at something, then she's mad at me for like a week. I didn't learn to care for...
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Analyst guy from earlier, had to leave the thread after i finished the story
Anyway, ask me whatever you like about it
For those who missed it:https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/25466287/#25466287
This sounds really dumb, and I'm not sure why you'd go along with it. You'll come to realize eventually that high school doesn't matter at all past academics. The problem with this board is that a lot of people are physically or mentally still in high school. Sorry you had a shitty childhood, but as a young adult you've got a lot of opportunity to change that. A lot of these Chads and Stacies will go nowhere with their lives, so make sure you don't join them.
>hungry but not just for a sandwich, hungry for an experience
>head to Jersey Mike's and get an Italian sub on white with lettuce, tomato, pickles, oil, vinegar and hot peppers
My friends I have never ever had such a sandwich in my life. It was a total game changer. That bread, those spices. Totally remarkable.
Head on down to jersey Mike's today and get a based sub. You won't regret it
Give me a smooth blonde English twink bf RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW.
Would you date someone who has committed murder? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogUiAFjB7J8
>no access to makeup
>still looks ight
>would let kill me.