Why don't you just join ISIS? Forget your shitty life and start shooting the infidels.
Free food, training, ammo, guns and shit.
Pic related, it's an MT-LB/V light armoured vehicle, I really wanna drive one of those.
The NSA can suck my dick, i'm posting anyway.
What is the most effective way for getting rid of >tfw no gf feels?
I've finally cracked it. Life is pain. We are not made to be happy. We suffer and die. A German phrase I love is:
Lerne leiden, ohne zu klagen.
(Learn to suffer without complaining)
That feel when you see someone you seriously fucking hate in the hallway. You want to kick their ass but you can't do anything because you'd get expelled.
aren't you a little young to be posting here, buddy?
I'm actually in grad school, I'm talking about the hallways in my building. I realized it sounds like highschooler shit as I was posting it but it seriously makes me fucking mad. I wish you could just beat the shit out of people who deserve it in the adult world, meanwhile they can do whatever passive aggressive vitriolic shit they want to their hearts' content.
You can still hate someone. Doesn't mean that the person actually give a fuck about you. Unless you have legitimate answer to hate on that person cause of personal stuff. You should just chillout.
Did i forget something?
Why do people use "failed normie" to exclude someone from being a robot when all robots are failed normies to begin with?
Because even absolute failures need someone to look down upon, so they look down upon those who failed slightly less. The bigger a miserable disappointment your life is, the higher your status on /r9k/.
Good morning, wagecuck.
Enjoy your last day of freedom. Hope you didn't get spoiled having all those days of freedom due to the holidays.
Good morning to you to NEETcuck. I see that you are up bright and early. It's good that you took mommy's warning about no more going to sleep at 4am else mommy would kick you out onto the streets. TICK TOCK NEETcuck, you better not make mommy mad.
Not OP but, i live in a bachelor, i got no bed i just sleep on a bunch of comfy pillows and blankets, and i was able to repair this free treadmill that i got from cregs list, other then that my comp is pretty old still has a 660gtx and i eat kraft dinner each everyday but that doesn't really bother me since im canadian
how does one start enjoying stuff again, robots? i'm so incredibly bored with life atm, and it's driving me insane. all i do is eat, sleep, work and browse internet/shitpost.
i used to exercise but i quit doing that a while ago. i dont get any satisfaction from games anymore, i used to be really competitive and always tried to rank up/win and now i just dont care and it feels like a chore to play. same thing with anime, it feels daunting just trying to start watching a new series. no friends or gf obviously, but i dont really care about social interaction. i...
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2 months of shit min wage pay job proves that being a neet is the way to go but I need money
wut can i do for cash?
tfw when you realize there's no afterlife and death is inevitable
There is an afterlife and death is a transition. You do not feel no pain. When you die you will have sensory output and a conscious mind. You are immortal, the human body is made of flesh, blood and electrical energy. Energy can never be destroyed.
Is getting high on cough syrup mischievous?
>Live in Australia
>Anything containing DXM is behind the counter and you have to ask for it
>They always ask questions about symptoms so they can not sell you it if you slip up
JUST GIVE ME MY LEGAL DRUGS REEEEEEEE
Ausbot here, just bought some Robitussin. The pharmacist knows i don't have a cough but they still give me it.
He probably gets fucked up after work on all those sweet pills.
Those feel when juggling three gfs at the same time
This post made me verbally REEE on public transport, fucking delete it.
>tfw have had more girl"friends" than guy friends for the past 3 years
>tfw no true guy friend for over 3 years
I just want dude to hang out with.
>literally takes me close to 2-3 hours a night to get to sleep
>been like this since I was a kid
>"LOL BRO JUST STOP THINKING ABOUT STUFF BRO THEN YOU'LL GET TO SLEEP"
>You just need to go to bed early and wake up early anon
>Ugh I can totally relate with not being able to sleep, yesterday it took me 15 minutes to fall asleep!
>It's just a phase anon, you'll sleep better when you're older
>It's because you don't really WANT to sleep anon
Try only drinking water, try sticking to a STRICT schedule, try waking up early (6 AM or 7 AM), walk somewhere every day or so, breath deeply, make at least one close friend, don't get near your bed during the day, do not bring your phone to bed
In like 2 weeks or less you'll start sleeping like a baby and become a normiefag
Well, that's at least if you want something more than a pity party
I drink nothing but water and go to bed at the same time every night, don't even own a phone, and spend most of my day walking to get to class
Still takes me fucking hours to sleep
>been browsing this board since 14
>realize the things going around me thanks to 4chan
>realize in time that what things are forbidden if you want to fit in with society thanks to other robots
thanks /r9k/ for making my life and everything better
life is still meaningless for me and im sad thats why i still browse it
then how come everyone complaining about having no friends and that they can get no gfs?
i mean i fit in just fine have a girlfriend can talk to girls usually everyone likes me/nice to me even tough im pretty mediocre and only nice
its just what you said i usually feel sad but its probably cause when i odnt hang out with friends or not studying i dont do anything just feel
That's exactly my feeling too. Unlike some people on this board. I'm not a NEET. I can get friends easily, I can get on well wil almost everyone. Telling people what they want to hear is pretty easy to figure out. It's just whenever I do this normalfag shit it doesn't feel genuine. It feels like I'm lying to myself. I don't know why. I always assumed it would make me happy to try to fit in with the normies, but the more I do it, the more I hate myself.