> be me
> started uni a month ago
> live in student accommodation
> flatmates think I am cool and mysterious
How long do I have until they realize I`m actually just a social retard?
New chart thread since the old one 404'd. Heres the template.
I'm finding I'm actually really enjoying making and adding to a chart. It's neat to see me and my interested in a nutshell.
Do it later when you get home maybe? I'm sure one of these threads will be around by the time you're able to do one.
You seem pretty top-notch.
What does it feel like to be cuddled by a cute girl /r9k/? Does it feel nice? Do you feel loved? Is it nice and warm? I'm very lonely.
new wrist thread PLOX wrists of r9k
>one day it will be a million years after your birth
why is time so spooky brahs
>at one point in time, you were the youngest person in the world
Who are /r9k/'s favorite ASMRtists? I need new girls to watch. I can only get ASMR when I'm physically attracted to the girl for some reason and I'm burnt out on watching all of Spring's vids.
>I think Gentle had some nudes out at one time too
>tfw don't have the will to do anything
>Ends up completly alone, like all Friday nights
>Don't want anything else but death
Who here can't enjoy anything anymore?
Why do my threads get always ignored? Even strangers on the internet don't have time for me
Fuck it. Life could be so much worse. If it's really that painful, kill yourself.
If you're exaggerating, try being a little thankful and setting some goals. Even stupid, little goals. As long as it betters you.
Also stop caring about what anyone thinks of you. No one has been where you have.
After 3 years of being a neet with nobody to talk to I've completely forgotten how to have conversations. I'm asking because my mom is gonna kick me out if I don't go out and get friends/gf, also I don't live in any of the Anglo countries and my native language speaking skills have seriously worsen over the years.
dubs and true love will find you in the end
am I the only one that thinks thats fucked?
I think I found the problem. These clocks have not slowed down in the slightest since then. We really should just start breaking all the clocks. They keep advancing time, the dicks.
>tfw no daughter
awful feel desu
>ywn drag her by the ankles as she tries to escape
>that girl you like is getting dicked by Tyrone right now.
>meanwhile you're posting on a japanese image board on a friday night.
Really makes you think.
White - Brown
Which one do you prefer?
>people on 4chan are always talking about their sexual experiences and the girlfriends they've had in the past
>tfw even among the internet's biggest congregation of autists, you're still a loser
Don't feel bad, 4chan isn't the group of misanthropic weirdos that it once was. Those people are still here, of course, but there's a far higher population of normies. It's a top 200 site in the United States at this point.
Even /r9k/ is starting to skew more normie (as well as under 18, for that matter). The site's ultimately a victim of its own "success," although that will likely never translate into big money with the stigmas associated with it.
>you finally make it
>you are content
>you are driving down a highway and stop near the beach with your gf
>she looks you in the eyes and gives you a honest kiss
>plays on the radio
>the waves roar
>you feel empty, in a good way
oh shit bros....... I had a dream like this the other night where there was a somewhat-bright-but-dim-enough-to-look-at orange sun just over the horizon of the beach with a huge gas giant in the sky, bright twinkling stars, and a big bright full moon. I was sitting on the beach with this literal angel in a white dress, although I can't recall what she looked like. She was stunning though. That video you have there OP is the closest thing I can come...
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Oh shit me too. I wish I could have these dreams all the time. When I do it's music like that playing and somehow I found it
Guys, how can I handle dating a really sweet girl who won't wear or even let me get to second base? She's amazingly sweet, kind, and funny.. But I feel like she's too GOOD for me sometimes. She says "ticked" instead of pissed, things like that.
>how can I handle dating a really sweet girl who won't wear
>or even let me get to second base
Hop her up on unplanned adrenaline inducing activities. It's the closest thing to inebriation that leads to "impulsive" behavior.
>tfw fell for the business degree meme
fuck this job market
Should have done accounting like any other business major with half a brain. I literally can't keep recruiters off me, they've even tried calling my office and lying about who they are to talk to me.
"Hey Anon! It's time for our night classes!"
"By the way, we got rid of Tumblrina, but we were given this rapeugee student named Nada,"
"We found nothing on her. But I'll keep my eyes on her just in case."
I regret getting a fembot gf. Ask me anything
>hairdresser is clipping my sideburns
>"Red beard, huh?"
>"Yes. Captain Redbeard"
>Silence for the rest of the haircut
>In french class
>Walk by chick that's in my class and casually compliment her dress
>She comes onto me as if she's been wanting me to talk to her ever since she's seen me
>We start talking for a week or so and I start to spill my autism everywhere
>Just slowly stop talking to her
>Later that year she fucked chad...
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>all your ancestors managed it too reproduce under much harder circumstances
>you live in the sex and degeneracy era and cant even hold hands with a female
what went so wrong
>thanks for buying me dinner anon but I just want to be friends
>hold on Chad is calling
I want to go back to the good old days
Was just rewatching some primary debates today. Comfy as fuck. Of course I support Trump, but I wish for the days where the stakes weren't this high. Also Hillary is a fucking boring terrible opponent. Every single GOP candidate was more interesting than her, even Basic Kasich
Who here /Wing-nut/?
>want to kill children
>want to break childrens spirits
>want to eat children
>want to see them quietly accept death
After reading this, I am disgruntled.
Before this, I was mildy gruntled.
Who /believes in yesterday/ here
Does anyone know what this says?
Describe yourself in a cool way.
In a cool way? I'm that quiet mysterious guy who always seems to be in deep contemplation about something.
In reality? I'm a fucking autist who doesn't speak to people for fear of judgment. I'm pretty sure I come off as serial killer material anyway desu
It turns out replying to all the "reply to this or your mom dies in her sleep" posts do not actually prevent your mom from dying in her sleep.
Immunity Cat didn't help either.