Tell me about your swamp ass robots
>Tfw can't go commando when doing anything physically active
>Tfw so bad it leaves sweat marks on chairs when I stand up
>Tfw can't go near white pants
The worst part is that I'm relatively /fit/ as well, this has been a problem for my entire life.
>Be me, high school
>Wearing cargo shorts
>Hot spring/summer day
>Mid day, realize I'm sweating down there
>At the end of class, twist around to crack my back and neck to look at my ass
>My entire ass is a much darker shade than the rest of my shorts
>Try to pull my shirt down but know it doesn't hide it
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>Tell me about your swamp ass
Why does it leave a stain?
Tiddly ho, wagecucks!
Enjoy your one day of freedom tomorrow. Us NEETs can enjoy our freedom everyday while you slave away for Mr. Goldstein. I just finished my essay on quantum mechanics and will soon be enjoying my delicious dinner, handmade for me by a QUALIFIED Subway Sandwich Artist. It's a shame wagecucks will never know such pleasures.
Oh, and as always: another day, another dollar.
>Wake up at 4PM
>shitpost on an anime imageboard
>make sure mommy still loves you enough to take care of you
>shitpost some more
>go to bed
>continue being a social parasite until your dad kicks you out or you die alone of either suicide, poor health, or a combination of both
living the dream
ah another delusional neet thread to convince himself he is happy somehow by belittling his superiors, happy new year neet, oh wait it doesn't matter for you everyday is the same no matter what year, day, month, etc.
Thanks for buying me all this amazing food hunny! Seems like Jewish people truly do know best what good food is.
>"Anytime, Jeff! Us Jews sure do know our food, you got it. Eat up before you miss your protein window, hunny!"
>born in small town
>hate rednecks and everything they do
>all I see on social media is people sitting in the woods and trucks and tractors everywhere
>everyone just sits inside their house
>no city in site so it's redneck as fuck
>there's no money or jobs anywhere
>everywhere I go there's bearded rednecks in camo and ugly as fuck
>tfw changing wallpaper is the most productive moment of my day
>tfw it's hard to search the boorus for wallpapers
>tfw you can't use a wallpaper cause your windows keeps saying its not real.
im afraid of annoying her by talking to her too much
i make her laugh a lot but we never have any deep convos
i see posts on social media that say she wants a boyfriend
Friends for a while now, afraid its gonna be awkward
God dammit robots im too scared that its all gonna go wrong when it could still easily go right
It wont go right OP, you are not on her BF list at all, man the fuck up if you can and move on, if she wanted you as a BF she would have hinted at it, you are friend zoned OP, she might not even consider you as a friend move along now
Hate em all you want but Bernie knows his audience
He doesn't put ads on TV or the radio, instead he fills Twatter/Instashit with all his stuff
He knows thats where the young retards are
This is where Trump is missing out
Trumps also missing out on everyone who isn't white.
that will be his downfall. you can't talk shit about 1/3rd of your potential voters and expect to win. Latinos alone are nearly 20% of the US population and ain't nunnadem voting for trump.
He shot himself in the foot.
The only way you're not getting Bernie is if you're getting Hillary or if Bernie gets shot.
This triggers the robot.
I just fapped on Omegle in a pair of pink panties, stripy blue and white stockings, with a dildo in my ass, and a cock ring around the base of my dick and balls while telling some fat guy about my panty sniffing experiences as a kid. And the worst part is I want to be alpha. I'm pretty sure my degeneracy holds no bounds, whatsoever. Call it sexual starvation and loneliness or just failure in the genetic lottery concerning how my brain is wired, IDK man.
Tell me about the absolute peak of your degeneracy, robots.
You are locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful conversation with a girl
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
>had sexual contact with a girl
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
who /5'7/ here?
undoubtedly and LITERALLY the worst height
Being 5'7" is like a literal purgatory.
I fucking hate it. I have a "little" sister who's 5'10.
I think 5'7 is easily the worst fucking height to be. There are 12 year olds who are my height or taller. Every time I'm out in public, 90% of the people I see are taller than me.
Being born was a mistake.
lmfaoing at u losers who still havnt adopted a $30 cuddlebuddy. this is Margaret and we are best friends
It's finally out bros
Why do I even need my penis if I'm never going to use it in my life? I might as well get rid of it.
Post boipussies itt.
took this oc just for this thread
what do you think OP?