How do you feel about the fact that teenagers all over the world are having wild sex right now and it's the most normal thing for them but you've missed out on that and it's already too late to experience the joys of youth for you?
When they are adults they're gonna be already burned out of it all and live normal lives but you are more thirsty than you were ever before because you never got the taste of it.
I'm getting more and more frustrated when I hear people talking about sex.
I now try to avoid sex-related topics so I don't get
I can still watch porn, because it's "far away from me", i.e. those huge titted sex dolls in Hollywood are surreal. But when my friend talks about how he brought home a girl he just met at a party and fucked her all night long, I hate it.
I hate to hear about people's sex life.
Hearing about how others "banged this hot chick" annoys me a great deal. Makes me want to tell them to shut up or switch topic, with the reply being "what, haven't you gotten laid?".
joke's on you, sexual deprivation during my formative years has allowed me to acquire a wide variety of impossible and dangerous fetishes regarding muscular women with dicks, twinks pooping, etc.
How do you feel about large breasts?
Fembot here, why do robots want to me to sit on their faces so badly?
I'm assuming you're not a fembot but I'll answer anyway
It would validate my submissiveness/betaness/weakness to have someone get pleasure for dominanting me
It would validate my desire to be wanted, to be given attention, and to be desirable to have someone do something so intimate with me
It would be extremely arousing to have someone's most intimate body part pressed on my face (the part of my body that feels/tastes/smells) with all of their body weight behind it
>talk to a girl more than once
>fall in love
>First dubs: Magical content will be revealed!
>You can ask for clues, But only nicely.
Let the game begin.
Is it feasible to pick up girls at an anime convention? I've never been to one and there's one in town tomorrow and I'm thinking about going. Never been but from what I've seen it seems really easy for autismo guys to pick up girls at one of these.
Will becoming a liberal activist finally get me pussy?
How has your friday been bots? Hopefully you're all doing better than I currently am.
Also, here is a pic for the anon who told me that my heels weren't flat :/
easier to see that they are in fact, flat.
Would women betray or sell out the human race, for aliens?
What's her end game in all this?
u fucking piece of shit i was going to make the exact thread tommorow you god damn copy cat nigger fuck off You fucking ruined the meme flow
>Oh hi there anon. Would you like to join me for my stretches?
I had to break it off with her today. We hadn't been speaking to each other recently. I just felt like we weren't meant to be and that we weren't going anywhere, just drifting along with each other. I'm the one who broke up with her.
So why do I feel so heartbroken?
packed all my shit and went to coastal texas and now I have no idea what im doing and wtfff AMA
pic related it's my whip on the beach
I'm losing my hair and it is making me depressed, so much hair on my pillow, in the sink, in the bath, on my desk.
I'm slowly turning into an ugly Jude Law
Who else is /balding/
I'm also a virgin so unless I pay I am keeping my V.
he looks damn good even as balding
good face aesthetic, nice chin, good facial hairs
while majority of hairlets on this board
>extremly obsese or extremly skinny
>ugly rare pubes like facial hairs
if you have good face aesthetic you can pull any look, if you are ugglo, you are ugglo...
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Anyone else suffer from being unfortunately given a shitty name
>tfw my name is Taxpayer
bollocks thats your first name, surname maybe. ease up on the bait next time.
>dad found out about the ASMR vids
it would literally have been 1000% better if he walked in on porn but no it had to be a fucking role playing 10 year old boy
>not sucking ur own dick
Why don't you guys do this? 30 minutes of stretching and you'll be able to suck yourself off and cum in your mouth. Feels so much better than masturbation.
Back when I did taekwondo and therefore was very flexible I tried doing it but could only lick the tip.
I suppose I was just bending over though and not doing the proper pose.
Can you do it? Seems pretty fucking erotic honestly.
auto-fellatio is the bee's knees
nothing is better than tasting your own dick sweat and shooting a load down your own throat. it's the feeling of true independence.
what's her endgame?
>tfw reddit took over 4chan
>tfw im a solipsist
>the pot calling the kettle a nigger while denying the existence of reality and semantically framing the terms of the conversation in a way that, while technically true, has no bearing on the subject at hand and was stated basically for a nice round of philosophical masturbation
>welcome to prison white boi
What did he mean by this?
who /gamer fuel/ here?
>not drinking Arizona
>falling for the Mountain Jew
Any other straight guys here flirt with gay guys just to hurt their feelings?
None of you guys are real lmao I am the only real person.
>look at the mirror
>matched with a roastie on tinder
>has two kids
>she seems to like me. initiated contact
>i'm only responding every 30 minutes or so
>being very funny and sociable when i do
>probably going to stand her up because she deserves it
>Tfw brown eyes
Literally the worst eye color.
Theres a laser surgery that can permanently make them blue or grey. I wish I could get it on one eye.
Pic related, me own eye.
I might want to look into that if I ever become a richfag.
What's the easiest and fastest way to get someone to suck my dick? I don't care if it's a guy or girl, fat or skinny or whatever. I just want my dick sucked and not get a STD or go to jail. I don't mind returning the favor, as long as they're clean, or paying for it. I don't even mind traveling if it isn't too far. I just want my dick sucked while I watch incest porn on my phone. Is that too much to ask for? I have a small dick so I doubt I'll find anyone to suck me off for free.
>decide to break up the monotony and hire a professional
>she's beautiful, 12/10, 20/10, all the numbers/10
>spend some time shooting the shit, she's a PhD. student in chemistry so we talk science
>somehow we wind up in her room
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>found out the vagina is slightly lower than I thought it was
dont really understand this, dont we all watch metric tons of porn ?
must of us have seen millions of HD pictures of vaginas.
How can someone here not know where exactly the thing is with millimetric accuracy .
the whole "its lower" is a reddit meme
guy is still a virgin my man
Let's do it, 4geeks!
How much if social media is paid content these days? It would be really cheap, and you get out a whole ton of messages that would never fly in MSM
Sounds about right. And that shit is from 2012, imagine theyve had lots of fun with the election and all sorts of shit more recently.
To me it is not surprising or unrealistic. For some it may be too much to truly comprehend.
The only things here that i see often that may be paid are the cuck and the bbc/interracial stuff.
Especially if its being paid for by the Chinese