spill some jam
WHAT IS THIS???
Ok more background: We've talked to eachother for hundreds of hours combined, but she does this every once and a while. We talked almost all day on monday. This is really fucking me up, she's the only female I've ever loved. Am I clingy?
>shitting on company time and people start to ask where you are
who /wageslave/ here?
wagecucks literally have no dignity lmao
Do you play a instrument? I was thinking, for Christmas, to get a electric guitar. But, I have no experience with anything like that and I am debating with myself, whether I should or not... What do you think?
its an easy as fuck instrument mate. learn powerchords and then barre chords and then start learning about keys and scales. as long as you practice a few hours every day you'll become pretty good in not a lot of time.
>consider going acoustic first though
Bad advice. Only do that if your goal is to play acoustic music. There's no point in learning on an acoustic if you want to play rock or metal
What's /r9k/'s taste in tits?
small > almost flat > various degrees of moderation > actually flat > big > anything over big
What to do when gf cheats but you still want her?
Chastity belts work. I'm insecure so I make my gf wear one.
>tfw blood spots on toilet paper 4th time in 3 months now
RIP me. I'm the next Totalbiscuit.
the blood is bright red and only appears as spots on the toilet paper
still though it hurt for 15 seconds after I wiped it thoroughly
god damn it I'm only 25
Who /middle class happy/ here?
>Make a fresh pot of coffee and head to work as an English teacher
>Read some Emmerson or figure out some lesson plans before the kids get there
>Start off the school day by going over some Dickens in my Honors Freshman classes
>Eat some pizza from the teachers lounge for lunch
>Go over some Twaine in my Juniors Comp class
>Not an inner city school so I don't have to send kids to the office every class
>After 3 I grade some work
>If I get most my grading done I'll go to gym at 4
>Meet my wife at the veterinary hospital she works at at 5
>Decide what's for dinner
>Buy some nice pork chops to fry
>Have a nice dinner followed by sharing some beers and watching Family Feud
>Go to bed and have good unprotected sex
>Finish inside her in hopes of bearing a son
>Can do this all comfortable in Midwestern city and not worry about money
Life isn't all that bad guys
>Cum inside of h
Good on you anon. Now get the fuck off 4chan before you fall down the gutter again.
>28 years a virgin
>finally end up having sex and talking/interacting with women more
>they all tell my I have a gigantic penis and I should be in porn
>life is full of mysteries
mum help poop
Are black women good at sex?
I Spent the day memeing for Trump and got this. What did she mean by this robots?
Im doing notouch as well as nofap, where i dont even touch my wiener, even in the shower or when i go pee
Do you guys post on
Why? Why not?
Don't bother buying an onahole, lads.
All you need is one of these bad boys and a couple of pillows.
>he does the virgin walk
>he does the virgin stand
>he has the virgin accent
>he does the virgin texting grip
>he wears the virgin clothes
>he has the virgin shoes
>he gives people the virgin look
>he sits in the virgin seat
>he uses the virgin vocabulary
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Just fucked a subway employee AMA
Who else trying to make a change for the better?
For the past 6 years my life has come down to LoL, RuneScape, WarThunder and sitting infront of my PC im general. I always knew that what i was doing is wrong but i justified it with "hey, at least im enjoying myself.
But for the past year ive just been getting pissed whenever i play vidya. I tried to stop but when i did i had so much free time, but no will power to do anything so instead of playing games i would lay on a couch or sleep and just go back to playing.
2 weeks ago i got so pissed in LoL, went to watch...
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>tfw no caring person who wont lie and betray you
Would /r9k/ fuck Anne Frank?
>want to be a stronger, more independant woman
>go out on the town by myself
>get raped immediately
>take train home
this is harder than I thought my handsomes
>When people tell me that you just have to imagine yourself 5 years from now on in order to focus and thrive for what you want link related is the only thing that comes to my mind
That video reminds me of when my Dad found me trying to kill myself. Easily the most emotional experience of my life.
25 year old, old hag tranny here
how do I get an /r9k/ boyfriend/girlfriend
>tfw no chubby latino bf like pic related
>been kicked from an /r9k/ discord I was idling in
Man you guys are bullies. I liked it in there.
I've heard that if you want to regain sensitivity as a cutfag, or at least have a more sensitive cock, that you should cover your dick with a baby sock while you go about your day to day.
What does /r9k/ think?
PLEASE, ANON-KUN. DOZO!
My boyfriend is going to vote for drumpf how do i redpill him, /r9k/?
Remind him that resistance is futile.
>made homemade pizza
>It was shit
>Had to drown it in ranch dressing to make it palatable
>Had to eat it all so that i dont waste food
Next time im getting a red baron
Ive made many bad pizzas before anon, I know that feel. Just keep trying, you will eventually get it. Make sure you use strong white flour, room temperature water, a bit of olive oil and salt too and instant yeast packets (not the regular stuff) and thats all you need for a great pizza base and the rest is even easier
Itt we inspire each other to get off our asses and make change in our lives.
I'll start. Who wants to race me to clean our apartments? Loser posts their dick and balls in a glass of ice water for two minutes.