What are some foolproof conversation starters that aren't too weird or cliche?
Preferably for a date.
I mean I have to keep the conversation going from her house, the entire drive to the restaurant, while we're eating and then the drive home.
I don't know if I can pull it off.
>haven't been paying attention to the date in months
>just realized it's 2016
happy new year guys...
In this thread post pics that imply pepe
on the right.
I preferred it when black twitter had pepe, now it has spread everywhere, even on tumblr
>Don't do any extra curricular activities
>Not currently in sports or art or other shit like that
>don't actually do anything in my spare time other than drink, shitpost watch T, vidya etc
Fuck it rk9, I'm going to learn the keyboard. I'm fucking doing it, don't even try and stop me
Any tips or help for a keyboard newb more than welcome
When you choose your keyboard, don't worry too much about sound - you're going to be using vsts exclusively soon enough. The important part is that it should have 88 weighted keys, and it should be MIDI compatible.
Even for piano there are some nice vsts around - this is a little impro using Piano in Blue, for example:
Have a reminder fAm
>he doesn't believe a 100% women are capable of this
How do I convince a suicidal friend that life is worth living?
My friend wants to know what you robots would do to her.
If could erase one site, from the internet, what would it be?
>tfw you can't endorse anything without some level of irony
>tfw slightly more subconscious racism
>that face when vaginas are disgusting and i only like penises now
>tfw when have no personal identity or interests and resent people who do
>tfw spend full days off getting drunk and jerking off on 4chan
>tfw literally have a blister under the head of my penis from too much friction
>tfw girls tell me I look "not bad" or "average"
>go to /soc/
>people that are more attractive than me get rated 5/10
>tfw starting university at 23
Should I even try to have a normal social life or would it just be weird?
What are your plans for 2016?
> become a cute skelly goth girl
> get my first boyfriend
> lose virginity
> work on my art
> become a granola girl
Turn yourselves around before it's too late you faggots! Wake the fuck up!
Post your ideal girl
>Live in rural Ireland full of fucking normies
Have zero chance of getting someone like this because they doesn't even exist here let alone being an autistic fucktard
Not trying to compete for best taste. I just love thick girls with huge tits
I've got this pile of cash sitting in savings, I don't know what to do with it. I'm in the army so don't have many expenses and I just throw most of my paycheck into savings each month. But now I've got over 12K, it feels like I'm wasting it by just letting it sit there and grow mould.
What would you robots do with it to make the money work for you? At least some of it, not all of it.
Also post bank accounts and show is how richfag/poorfag you are if you want. Interested to see what we've got here. Remember...
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