>open up and join a mumble when someone asks me to hang out for the first time in months
>they bully me subtly for an hour or more and i eventually just say bye and leave
i wish i had real friends, i'm not an annoying person, i don't act like an asshole, i dont understand why i am left out
why don't i have any friends?
What's the most sad or pathetic thing you've ever done to get over loneliness?
I just made a post on craigslist looking for literally anyone just because I want to feel another persons skin, I'd even be someone's pet at this point
Tried to make a tulpa/ imaginary friend but then stopped because I didn't want to go crazy.
Deluded myself into thinking things people public posted for other people were actually secretly directed at me. Even if they didn't know me.
Here's some simple advice.
Girls want what they can't have.
So this guy I really like, and soon to be my bf, writes the shittiest self indulgent pretentious "poetry". I dint wanna offend him. What can I say when he shows me it?
>tfw depressed at the most critical formative years of my life
why couldn't this happen when I'm like 50 years old
>can't stop thinking about killing myself
>can't bring myself to actually do it because it would destroy my mom
>heard my dad muttering to himself about how much of an ungrateful piece of shit I am and how all I do is eat and jerk off
>sat in my room crying for a little over an hour trying to convince myself to finally do it
>get laid for the first time
>still depressed as fuck
What do you think about nerds?
reminder of the eternal truth that women do not experience loneliness the way robots do
Often the loneliest people are surrounded by other people. Having meaningless sex with many people isn't a self-esteem booster for everybody, though you are right that women do not experience it all like robots. Robots also don't experience it like women.
It's pretty much official now. We need a new board. This place has been over-run and it has turned into a softcore version of /b/. Can we please have /r9k/ renamed to /bsoft/ and have another imageboard created for the people who are actually meant to be on here?
If you had Killgrave's powers and could make any woman do whatever you liked. What would you do?
Me I'd find the cutest, most reserved woman I could find and turn her into a slut while ruining her body. Make her fist her self for hours. While I sleep I would make her give one continuous blowjob to the biggest dildo i could find.
Totally reck her and make her my slut
> be me, 21
> lost virginity at age 19 with some chubby qt
> currently have super kinky gf
> having shower sex
> she likes to call me "Daddy"
> "please, Daddy. Piss in my pussy"
What are your weird sex/masturbation stories?
Why couldn't I be in the 3.8% of something good?
>will be 3.8% in a month
I don't even feel anything anymore, the concept of human contact is terrifying. I can't even bring myself to hug my Mother or Grandmother and they think I hate them because of that
>match with a girl on tinder
>'no casual hookups' in profile
>sounds promising gf material
>chat a bit
>she's coming over and is going to suck my cock amongst other things
Women truly are a meme.
Did you ever think you'd actually stay on 4chan for 9 years?
I don't post on this board anymore but I very much used to. Times change, sometimes I just want to be soaked in the deviant goop of our collective perversions.
What year was it when /b/ turned into PUDDI PUDDI? I started browsing this shithole a couple of months before that.
> know the answer will probably scare the shit out of me
Why does these people act this way?