I'm gonna do it, anons. I'm gonna fucking ask my oneitis out tomorrow
I experience psychosis, and this happened 2 nights ago:
>in bed listening to music
>lay up in bed and stare into dark corner of room
>the ghostly, grinning face of an old woman emerges from the center of my vision
>the face just lingers for a few seconds before disappearing
>after this, the glowing heads of various animals start to drift across my vision
>I'm now both confused and terrified
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How's life here?
What is worse...a girl with an Asian fetish or a guy with an Asian fetish?explain your answers
Go for mid aged MILF women, they're the easiest target for young cock. Still fertile and productive, hungry for sex and action. They know very well that youth wont last for too much longer, they won't be very selective, they won't require chad skills to get in bed.
There are no milfs around that look like the one in OP's pic. If you get lucky and find one, then you should know that they're not stupid and would just fuck a chad that's the same age or younger than you.
Not OP, but dating sites. Definitely dating sites. Local bars too but usually local bars means you have to have some amount of game and also the women tend to be a bit.... Not so great.
>Wake up this morning, go get healthy drinks and fruit from the store
>This is the year
>I think i'll start that music project back up
>Day slowly progresses to drinking whiskey alone and listening to the same Joy Division album on repeat.
I gave it a shot, wish I could afford meds
Fuck yeah, Unknown Pleasures.
I've been on an 80s goth kick lately. I was listening to "Substance" followed by a bunch of Bauhaus and The Cure. Moving on to Christian Death.
If you listen to The Cure, try "Pornography". It's got that downtrodden feel to it that's so exhilarating.
rate my shitty video. what do you guys think of wrongdoers?
I didn't watch it but I liked it because I'm high and that gif is cool. When I wake up tomorrow morning and see that I liked it (left it open in the other tab) i will probably unlike it, just to let you know.
well the video was alright, its just you need to practice to not beat the dead horse with the same points and have more content within that one topic, it felt like I got the point on what you said first 2 and half mins in... like quick small videos about stuff would be better than 5 mins cuz that shit is way too long for anyones time unless ITS CONTENT CONTENT CONTENT
I know exactly what you're talking about. I generally don't speak, and when I do it's usually "hi, how are you" or other short sentence fragments. talking in front of the camera is actually harder than talking to people IRL lol.
>be ready to kill yourself
Hello, my name's OP and I'm a NEETaholic. Wondering whether there's any NEETs on at this current time from the good ol' Auslands. I'm 20 years old and basically a loser from Victoria. Get hella lonely and wouldn't mind hearing about the lives of robot-kind.
Anyone have any awful roommate stories?
I'm about to put out an ad for one and I'm scared.
tfw im wearing that same shirt right now
>in an internet fight
>refuting all his arguments
>he stops replying
this is the best feeling ever
lol it's been like this always. boyfriends aren't even a real thing i'm p sure
Ask your english teacher to diarrhea directly into your mouth, stacey.
i was english major first. profs love me for being hardcore well-spoken and good with words. not even kidding.
but this thread is about no bfs, not school life. tomorrow i begin my plans for finding bf. plans are:
maybe something else.
will i make it? :/
Should I get drunk tonight?
I don't know what else to do
Women are very deceptive
Over 50% of them are Jewish shapeshifters
Tinder has been a failure thus far. I got a few matches, two haven't replied to my initial message and the only one who bothered to reply stopped after the first message. I'm now out of people in my area to try matching with.
Have any robots had success with OKC?
I agree. Mmmm, having tried both, I like pof more as well. Okc used to be golden back in 2012. The only shitty thing about pof is that you can't block/hide girls after you message them, so you can't tell if you messaged them or not yet until you've checked your whole inbox or get their dumb pro version
>meet irl some guy from /r9k/ after playing with him online
>he's short and fat with oily and greasy hair
>we start talking
>he does these random uncomfortable laughs between every sentence
>"Anon you browse r-Reddit? H-haha you fucking plebeian!"
>then starts to bash my shoes out of nowhere even though they are just normal Stan Smiths
>two high school girls pass by
>at this point the robot starts pretending to be a mime
>yes, a fucking mine
>tells me we should follow them because one of them looked at him
>later stutters that the blonde girl probably wanted his dick
the rest of the day was just him shittalking me for no fucking reason and pulling really bad jokes about killing my family
>mfw I spent an entire day hanging out with this guy
>tfw wishes she could have orbiters
>as soon as they find out I have a bf they disappear
I'm not pretty enough to have orbiters