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How was your New Years Eve anons?
>want to get gf
>only have 6 inch dingus
>will be laughed at
>go back to shitposting on a frogman board
Just got back from vacation with my family, including my uncles side from out of town. I never was close to my cousin, but we spent most of the trip joking and talking about our jobs. Every once in a while I caught her stealing glances at me at dinner or during movies. She's in her late 20's now and hasn't had a long term boyfriend (that I know of).
Anyone ever experienced a similar situation? What did you do?
ITT: pics that sum up each board
Those tits will sag one day.
Where does it stops, anon, where does this game stops ?
You've heard the voice for so long you believe it to be you. You believe it to be your best friend.
Where is the best place an opponent should hide ?
In the very last place you would ever look.
If you change the rules on what controls you, you change the rules on what you can control.
How radical are you prepared to be ?
It's ok if you want to friendzone me,
but I'll have to stab my no-no parts with the largest kitchen knife I find and bleed to death.
Oh, well no I still want you as my wife. I told you numerous times you're not leaving me unless I kill you
Kids born in 2000 will be legally fuckable this year in many places in america
>my 16 year old cousin has probably taken a dick already
Mega Millions is '$130m' and Powerball is '$334m'
How many lottery tickets did you buy? Don't you want to start the new year by winning enough money to make you financially liberated for life? You'll never have to work again, and can do whatever you want that money can buy, so long as you aren't retarded and waste it all in 5 years.
Don't you only get like 50% of that back after taxes?
Still, 65 million is enough to do literally anything you want with, but most lottery winners go bankrupt within years because they don't know how to invest or save to spend wisely.
And /r9k/ isn't exactly intelligent or by any means financially responsible.
My father is tormenting me, he keeps asking me to go with him to the theatre to watch the Force Awakens since we both haven't watched it yet (Neither of us have friends).
Should I go? Isn't it considered extra cringey by normies?
yo Normies, 24yo virgin here.
I gotta Question, what does it mean when a girl tells you "say something sweet"
Does it mean the hoe wan't compliments or what?
please help, will post n00dz from her if you help me out.
It's 2016, I'm not getting any younger. It's impossible for me to get opportunities to meet girls in rl, so I guess I'll try online dating again.
>All semi-attractive girls are single-mothers, have insane expectations(I want to travel the world!), or are like this.
Guess I'm staying single then.
>get grill to take of her pants
>spread her legs
>shes a roastie and smells of death
life just loves to fuck me over
Why do mods censor threads about school shootings?
Because they know the fbi lurks this board and they dont want potential school shooter who are stupid enough to post here to get arrested before they can fuck some shit up
Based mods supporting our love for happening threads
Nothing will stand in our way.I'll finish what you started