Say it with me:
Hiya anon, what have you done today?
>in the kitchen getting milk
>see a truck pull in the driveway
>it's the guy to work in the bathroom
>run to my room and shut the light off and lock my door
wew lads I don't think he saw me but I didn't get food yet
ive been there anon. now im older I just don't care enough about myself for people to see me. youre caring too much what other people will think of you. you value yourself too highly.
you have to give up. once your dead inside then you can function normally.
you wouldn't care about being that piece of shit in the kitchen getting milk because that's exactly what you are.
but you avoid it because you care what they think.
you care what they think of what you say, what they think of how you dress, who you are, your life and failure at life in general.
>tfw want to pay for a prostitute but feel I should lose weight first, like 40 lbs, so I don't feel like a fat sack of unattractive shit fucking a petite woman
who else knows this feel?
How do we put an end to racism and bigotry?
Is rape the most "muh feels" crime there is?
>I take 100 hundred Chad dicks but my life is ruined because one Chad put a dick in me when I didn't wanted.
What's your address? When I'm through with you, you won't be able to walk for a week.
But really, there is nothing to be said about women's sexual preferences in regards to 50 shades of gray, and rape being the most common fetish out there. hmmmmmmmmm
I don't think most women have that fetish, I bet women in India are pretty fed up with it lol, they probably have a "stable income and solid feces" fetish.
The problem with rape is when the rapist doesn't know anything about the girl he's raping. Yeah, maybe she's a typical slut and it's no big deal. But she might be a good girl, too. There are still a lot out there (conservative, shy) for which rape would be a huge deal.
Women derive all there power from denying access to their holes. Not just fucking them like animals would is a social construct and one they're entire social existence depends on.
The idea of rape reminds women they are inferior and at the complete mercy of men.
Hey there, fellow robots.
Haven't talked with someone for a while. Mind if we exchange some smalltalk?
How are you guys doing?
Where are you from? How is weather treating you?
Any particular events or things you mind sharing that happened recently? Or maybe you want to talk about older times?
What are you going to eat today?
How long have you been lurking 4chiang? And [r9k]?
Any movies, vidyas, animes, books or series you recommend? Why?
meat & veggies
viscera cleanup detail
Today I turned 25. I feel too old for 4chan, memes, and video games.
Will this pass?
what do you think of your older brother, anon?
I actually only have a younger twin brother. People think he's older though because I'm a manchild.
He's a really cool guy very well respected but a cold and selfish character. A streak of sentimentality aside if you aren't working for him he doesn't have time for you.
99.98% sure he's a virgin too.
Sounds similar to me and my brother. I'm far taller and have much broader shoulders than him. But I am the cold and emotionless, virgin younger brother. Also he is a chad and I'm the robot. He's a a cool guy but I just can't relate with him other than genetically.
My older bro is my only friend, he lets me sperg out about my intrests at his place and sometimes watches anime with me
My younger bro is a turbo chad and bangs a different girl each week and brags about it to me :(
>"Im only attracted to 2D little girls"
>"Real kids don't interest me
Uh huh, of course they don't. When you use this logic are lying to yourself. Sure it may start out as getting aroused by stupid anime images of kids, but it always evolves into the real deal. It never fails.
To the contrary, way back when I first started hanging out on 4chan I thought cheese pizza was the hottest thing ever because it had that forbidden appeal that nothing else really does. However after searching through a fair bit of it on the deepweb I can say that I really don't like it. Most captain planet ends up being either really boring or just monstrous (I don't like plain pain or sadism in any porn I look at) and the quality just plateaus because of the limitations of the deepweb
Not only that,...
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Is hitting your kids okay according to you?
Just measured my penis, just over 6 inch. How fucked am I? Will women laugh?
>anon you're way too nice and kind!!
Did I just get friendzoned or did she realise my betaness?? Or is she just appreciating me?
Say something like mmm, a little too kind sometimes maybe. Feel like people might just use you for their needs and take advantage of your kindness (I.e. A friend, a slightly selfish one however) and judge her response from there
This isn't the most alpha thing to do, but let's be honest, if she does like you, it certainly isn't because you're oozing alpha ness and masculinity
Do women want a virgin?
I mean there's such a big stigma against virgin, films like 40 year old Virgin etc..
So they find it attractive or gross?
>shave butt and balls
>like how smooth it becomes
>start shaving entire lower part
>wonder if i should wax my legs
am i turning gay?
I fucking can't stand having pubes at all, I hate the way it feels when they grow in, I think I am getting OCD about it
it just feels too good to not have any, I want to smack people who insist that "it's natural" to have a greasy wiry mess covering your junk
Another reminder that it's sleeveless turtleneck season
>Community college class
>Stacies in my group taking pictures
>Notice one is taking pictures of me
>Shows picture to me and other Stacy
>It's that fucking dog filter
>"Aw you're so cuuute"
>"I'm not a dog"
What the fuck do I do?
I am NOT a dog.
Just take the fact they called you cute and leave it be.
>Really like Dark Souls
>has played any other besides Dark Souls 1 and liked it excessively
>doesn't hate dark souls
>had plans this week
>now I have to work both of my days off since some bitch at work is "sick" and has "doctors appointment"
Is there any job where if your co workers slack off or dont show up, you don't have to fucking suffer for it???
Work at a grocery store btw, I think im getting too old for this shit.
It seems to have caused you some Trauma.
what are you eating /r9k/?
Do you wanna be sluts like stacies or jusy vanilla?
Hehe, this cat think she's a sniper. How cu
Why can't women cook nowadays? My mom cooked for my dad but my sister can't even do mac and cheese
No one wants to cook and same goes for women these days.
The bad thing is when dont work either and expect to eat from a takeout but YOU are gonna pay and they just allow us to their presence.
Just snorted heroin for the first time. Around 50mg white china, Aussie and very pure.
Ask me anything! :)
Love you r9k.
Women are stupid and have lower IQ.
Prove me wrong.
GOOD FEELS THREAD
Make everybody's day better please.
Can someone wish me luck on having a good day? I'm not looking forward to it. :/
I have college then work. It stresses me out even though I know I will always get my necessary things done. For some reason I just get anxious and want to have energy throughout the day and a lot of time to relax. Luckily school is only Tuesdays and Thursdays foe me otherwise I'd die.
The sky has been fully clouded everyday since at the start of October. Not a single little sunlight. This is how it is over here until the end of the winter + the sun goes down as early as 4PM and dosent go up until 10AM. So when you wage cuck it is dark when you go and leave work.
This is awful and I really want to move from this place every time of the year. I'm getting so depressed every fucking time.
Anyone feel the same?
Listen to music, have a little chat, meme like a maniac.
>What do the arrows and the heart in the Iower right corner do?
The arrows are used for voting. They're caIIed "dubs". If a song gets 50%+1 of the rooms population in downvotes, it will be skipped. But the upvotes help us decide if a mandatory skip should be overruled, so please be sure to vote either way. The heart is used to "claim" a waifu.
>What can I play?
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>you haven't checked the r9k dubtrack yet anon ? we're waiting for you
What's the difference between /r9k/ and /b/?
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