for me its the double quarter pounder with cheese
big mac has too much fucking bread desu famalamola
Is there no such thing as a robot?
I've just started to notice, theres tons of guys like us. Robots are supposed to be a minority of absolutely repulsive guys.
But I think the truth is close to 50% of guys are just like us. Maybe 60%.
With the other 40% of guys able to get a girlfriend or 2. Chads with multiples.
This day and time, it's pretty hard for an average guy to make it. That's why the robot uprising is gaining steam.
world population is like 7 billion
half of that is dudes so its like 3.5 billion
take away old people and disablities,blind people thats about 3 billion
4chan has a traffic about 1 million, r9k about 50,000-100,000 unique visitors
that's not alot. it might seem alot because r9k is the only place for people like us to go to
Currently normies are the majority, with Chads and robots as minorities at the ends of the spectrum.
But the normie class is slowly disappearing, if this continues only Chads and robots will remain
What are you robots eating for dinner?
Pic related. I'm making steak and potatoes au gratin
Is there a trick or an easy way to attract girls with big tits?
It's all I want in life. I doubt I'll make it past 30, I'm only 25 and it's literally the only thing I want.
get far as possible from them, don't be close or next to people.
then stare at their tits for a few seconds. girls usually notice right away when you look at their tits. it might take a little bit more time than usual so stay focused.
one you done staring at her tits get closer.
if she gives you "the look" afterwards it means its a go
Tinder girls always want dates
>tfw i was to much of a pussy and denied sex
What's the best way to commit suicide? I'm considering it.
Don't exercise at all and try to get high blood pressure so your doctor gives you blood pressure pills then OD on them. That's what I'm doing, doctor appointment next month. He told me to exercise more and I'm going to tell him I'm too depressed to move around much.
In 95% of cases the best suicide method is no suicide method since the problems most people kill themselves over are temporary or simply not big enough to outweigh the enjoyable things in their life. Suicide should only ever be considered as a last resort for people who simply have no hope left and who's life is a constant source of pain that they know for 100 percent sure won't go away.
Idk where else to ask this
Can someone explain to me the 190cm master race meme? I've seen it pop up a few times but never with any context
6'2 aka 190cm is considered the best height by many insecure manlets and tallfags who are too proud of something they had no control over.
The truth is that 5'9-6ft is the masterrace. Taller than 90% of girls, able to put on muscle with much less effort(can go beyond dyel without steroids), but not a pathetic manlet.
>tfw when you realize losing weight wont make you a better person, someone to be around with, someone to share your life together, someone you could say "hes mine and i love him"
>tfw when you ascend beyond the fat gen
He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
think of how much you like girls with nice tits. right? So now being less fat is the equivalent of growing bigger tits. So it makes you more attractive.
Yeah, you may not be a better person, but looks do matter a surprising amount.
>make you a better person
No but it'll make you look nicer. And if you look nice then people are more likely to get to know you and find out if you're a good person that they want to share their life with.
What are my fellow drug heavens doing tonight?
Took 2 mgs of klonopin like an hour ago and just drank 30 grams worth of bali tea.
Also General degenerate thread.
Weed sucks honestly. All it does is make me high. I'm not any less depressed or anxious nor do I get any euphoria anymore. I just switch between stims,opies, dissociative and Benzos. That way I don't get addicted to either. I'm still a drug addict either way but I do t get withdrawals if I can't get anything
>yfw watching this season of south park
I think it's pretty good
I'm definitely looking forward to new episodes
Fuckin' butters, man
>never been kissed
>never been hugged
>never received a blowjob
>expected to just get motivated to lose weight
I'm not putting the fork down until I get pussy
Generally how it works is you imagine your goal, then you do what it takes to achieve the goal. If just the idea of the goal isn't enough to motivate you then you probably don't deserve it anyway.
Also you're disgusting.
ITT: shit that annoys you only when a normie says it
>omg I have such dark humour
>I'm bad at le maths XD
>I'm such a music nerd XP (blasts top 40 on bluetooth speaker)
>Do you watch *insert stupid, vapid show here*
>tfw no downhearted bf
Another wasted day
Another sleepless night
8am class and intense stomach pains but I'll still skimp out on sleep and make my next day even more hellish than it needs to be
Reminder that it's sleeveless turtleneck season
Anyone near Morris County New Jersey want to be friends? I am very lonely, essentially a shut-in, neet.
>coming inside a girl
>she says she's 16 shortly after
I just want to make a thread where I can wallow in pity and maybe get some (you)s. Feel free to give me (you)s or post those thoughts that you want to talk about but don't know how to convey in real life.
>Major trust issues. I envy gullible normies and their ability to trust people,
How do Normos do this? Like holy fuck I wish I could not have this crippling doubt in me that whispers in my ear "They are only using/fucking with you" wherever I go.
They might as well be aliens to me. I managed to luck out and be a 7/10 atleast and yet I have zero expierience with women, every woman I've been interested in outright told me that they like me but can't see me in a sexual way. I feel like a child or puppy that everyone goes "awww" at but doesn't actually want to do anything else with.
>Fucking people in general
I'm convinced that there is some kind of cockblock stopping me from making bonds with people. Maybe I'm autistic but I can easily say I've had probably 50 or so "friends" who I can "hang out with" and yet I've never enjoyed their company or felt any connection to them. I feel like I'm watching them from behind a glass. I've probably only had two people who I could feel comfortable with.
>t I've never enjoyed their company or felt any connection to them. I feel like I'm watching them from behind a glass. I've probably only had two people who I could feel comfortable with.
if everyone doesn't feel this way then i don't know.
I asked this on the Yugioh card game general on /vg/, but didn't get an actual answer, so maybe I'll have luck here.
I would like to learn how to play Yugioh and be decent at it.
I am dumb, so I can't really absorb and learn how to play on my own just playing the computer on YGOpro.
I am socially retarded, so I can't just have someone teach me how to play.
Is it possible to learn decently by playing a Yugioh video game? Which one?
A game like Nightmare of Trabadour or Spirit Caller is a decent way to get the most bare of mechanics down.
Also there's The 5Ds DS games which play similar to those just with the introduction of Syncros.
Then there's also the tag force series where Tag Force Special includes all the summoning methods.
Although to be honest senpai Reddit has r/Yugioh101 that might be more useful in helping you.
I'd be willing to teach you the basics. And honestly the hard part are card interactions...
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>tfw no Gardevoir (male) GF
>tfw you can't figure out why you feel so unsatisfied
My life just feels ho-hum. I think I need to move to another country or something.
>go to another country
>jesus christ holy fucking hell wow this feels good
>come back to united shitty hell squares of america
>the normies have gotten worse
>dead in their eyes, but not an empty dead, an evil, malicious dead, that seeks to engulf
>roasties have gotten worse
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>highly considering getting a passport, saving some money up, then going to Japan and killing myself before my tourist visa expires
Is there really any reason not to?
>finally get gf
>all she ever wants to do is eat food, smoke weed, and fuck
Why didn't you warn me that life would be like this, robots?
>expecting a women to be intellectual in anyway and not just using her for sex
what do you think a gf is for
Murder her in her sleep, roachie.
Make your manipulator proud, kill her and feed her smelly roastie hole to some innocent roast-beef loving normie.
How many of these fine sandwiches would you order?
Would anyone like to be friends?
I don't know how to make them in irl.
I like watching tv-series/movies/anime, videogames and reading.
Is there anything more based than school shooting? Last act before dying, a misatrophic killing of every shitfucker ever.
Creating some engineered virus that spreads through air, droplet and whatnot and stays dormant for a few years before going BOOM.
>literally Plague. Inc, in real life
I dream of this happening one day.
Some beta creates a virus that only affects women and Chads with good genes
And it just wipes them all out in a blink of an eye randomly.
the idea itself is orgasmic
Since everyone that comes here is depressed, I got to ask you
Why haven't you killed yourselves yet?
The fact that you're still alive proves that you're some what mentally strong, right?
So this means you might still have the power to push through your depression, right?
I can't do that to my mother, she wasted too much time taking care of me. I won't throw all of that work in her face
Once she's gone though, it's the end of the road for this cowpoke
But I would, were there someone waiting for me on the other side.
>bought 8 ft of rope
>have enough zopiclone and Vodka to kill a wolly mammoth
Wish me luck /r9k/
>tfw ywn kiss Natalia Poklonskaya's feet
Feels bad man
>tfw birthday was today
>got literally nothing for the fourth strait year
>not a soul wished me a happy birthday for the first time in my life
>not even my mom
I NEED LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE